page XI

It's good being so damn hard.. or is that vise-versa?

The 18th of October, 2001...

Aurora crosses her legs as they hang off the bar. She sips her drink, and looks around boredly.

OrionDouglas does non-boring things to Aurora.

Aurora throws the non boring things back at OD, cause it gives her something to do.

OrionDouglas ducks the things.

Lothar notices that half the women or more would rather roast his nuts over a fire rather go out with him

Mitch strikes a pose

OrionDouglas strikes a pose repeatedly with her WFOAS.

Lothar wonders whats new, Aurora? Like anyone actually says anything nice around here

[OrionDouglas] You're a lovely person, Lothar.

Lothar glances at OD "Ok, anything nice thats true."

OrionDouglas gets an idea. >ting!<. She puts the lightbulb away for later and goes to the back of the bar.

OrionDouglas puts a large pile of soft stuff behind Aurora.

Aurora blinks at the soft stuff, and wonders what it is there for.

OrionDouglas walks around to the front of the bar.

Aurora watches OD, and looks somewhat freightened.

[OrionDouglas] Ph33r M3!

Aurora laughs at OD

OrionDouglas looks at Aurora and grins.

Aurora smiles sweetly back at Orion.

OrionDouglas pounces Aurora, sending her falling into the soft stuff!

Galatious pounces OrionDouglas.

Aurora eeps, and falls backward onto all the soft stuff.

OrionDouglas gets pounced on.

[OrionDouglas] Gotcha!

Galatious tears into OD with her claws.

[OrionDouglas] YEOW!

OrionDouglas drops the kitty.

Galatious scampers off.

OrionDouglas bleeds.

Aurora blinks at OD

Lothar heh's at OD

OrionDouglas sits on the soft stuff. Stunned.

Galatious lands on OD's head, a flying ball of fur, claws, and fangs.

OrionDouglas gets a pussy on her head.

Aurora blinks lots, and lies on the soft stuff comfortably.

[OrionDouglas] OUCHIE!

Galatious hops down into OD's lap.

OrionDouglas summons a water balloon and drops it on Galatious. As the cat is stunned. She picks it up.

Galatious is soaked.

OrionDouglas looks at the small cat. "Naughty Naughty, little pussy"

Galatious meows questioningly.

[Lothar] "Uh no... I want pussy too. Its not fair you get some!"

[Alandria] LOL

OrionDouglas looks at the cat. "I like your kind. If I put you down are you gonna be nice?"

Galatious purrs.

[OrionDouglas] Good kitty.

OrionDouglas places Galatious between herself and Aurora.

Galatious curls up between OD and Aurora.

Rusty enters this room

Rusty Waves to OD. "Heya, OD..." He currently looks a little beat up :P

[OrionDouglas] I see your sister talked to you, Rusty. Are you going to behave around me now?

Rusty whimpers a bit and nods to OD. "I swear I will" ^.^;;

[Astivus] You're the worst trained monkey I've ever seen

[Lothar] "Yeah baby. And this monkey will shove a banana up your ass."

Astivus smiles as he stands, patting Lothars head distractedly "I want no part of your homosexual fantasies"

Aurora boredly beats her head against the bar, for fun

OrionDouglas would join Aurora, but she's trying to lay off the head injures.

OrionDouglas hits Aurora with a pillow instead.

Aurora picks up another pillow, and hits Orion with it, that hurts less.

OrionDouglas contines hitting Aurora.

Aurora beats Orion back with her pillow "Ha!"

OrionDouglas ' pillow 'splodes and feathers fly everywhere. "Awww."

OrionDouglas picks up another pillow and renews the attack.

Aurora laughs at Orion "Well, so much for the pillow fight."

Aurora eeps "Nevermind" She starts to hit Orion again.

[OrionDouglas] A-Ha! Have at thee, bored woman!

Aurora giggles, and wacks Orion with her pillow again., sticking her tongue out at her.

OrionDouglas waps Aurora again, feathers flying everywhere.

Aurora giggles, and tries to crawl away from the feathers before she gets hit again.

OrionDouglas makes a grab for Aurora.

Aurora gets grabbed "Eek!"

[OrionDouglas] Gotcha!

Aurora throws a pillow at Lothar, and winks before commencing whacking Orion with one.

OrionDouglas gets hit by a pillow! "Why you..."

Aurora laughs, and throws feathers in Orions face, in an attempt to momentarily blind her.

OrionDouglas is blinded. ×.×

OrionDouglas stumbles around and falls, her head landing on the soft stuff. "Ooof!"

Aurora stops crawling, and looks back at Orion, laughing.

OrionDouglas sneezes. Damn feathers.

OrionDouglas blinks and sits up. "That was fun"

Aurora nods to Orion, and smiles "Yep."

Mitch dashes behind Selena

[Mitch] Chair races!

Mitch grabs her chair, and pushes her across the floor, running behind

[Mitch] Hairpin turn!

Mitch turns the chair around

[Mitch] ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Mitch pushes it straight again

[Mitch] ROOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Mitch does a lap around the bar

SelenaSoulfire looks at Mitch with a sad smile

[Mitch] Low bridge!

[Mitch] Duck!

Mitch lowers his haid, as the bar counter looms ahead

Mitch pushes Selena's haid down, as the counter whizzes by above them

Mitch circles the bar and heads out to the dance floor

[Mitch] Bootleg!

Mitch spins the chair around, and runs in the opposite direction

[Rusty] "Bootlace!!!

[Rusty] "Bootstrap!!!"

[Mitch] Bootblack!

[Rusty] "Bootme!

[Rusty] "..er?

[Mitch] Booty!

[Mitch] Bootiful!

OrionDouglas kicks Rusty.

[Mitch] Big finish!

Mitch turns the chair sideways, and brings it to a halt

[Mitch] ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Alandria smirks at Mitch.

Rusty is booted. "Ow!" ;.;

Mitch catches his breath. "Whew!"

The 20th of October, 2001...

Kirstyn nods to Orion as he enters.

OrionDouglas puts a hand down the front of her jeans just to check that she hasn't changed gender without warning.

Trevor would've checked for you Orion

Kirstyn feels bad about not looking at the gender thing and smacks her player.

[OrionDouglas] But then I'd have to kill you, Trevor.

Trevor shrugs "I'd rather die doing that, than die having a sword stabbed through my gut"

Jimajipa blinks at Orion

OrionDouglas blinks at Jimajipa.

Trevor blinks at a mirror "AH! It blinked at me!"

Jimajipa blinks at Orion's blinking... and begins to think it was a bad idea

Kirstyn laughs at all the blinking

Kirstyn blinks because it's what people do on a regular basis, not really at anybody

Jimajipa blinks because otherwise her eyes would dry out and shrivel up, and that doesn't seem particularly pleasant

OrionDouglas blinks 'cause she can.

Jimajipa 's player hits her knees on the computer desk and screams a bad word...

OrionDouglas wonders if Jimajipa's player sceamed "WORK!"

Jimajipa guesses it is a four letter word

Trevor takes a large bite out of the cold popsicle, and his eyes go wide

Trevor yells in a muffled voice "Oh chit!!! It's cold!!!"

Kirstyn smirks at Treavor and sits on the freezer "No kidding?"

Trevor begins taking deep breathes, trying to melt it "Still cold!"

Kirstyn laughs and shakes her head "You arn't supposed to eat it all at once"

OrionDouglas whispers to Kirstyn. "He's trying to impress you, he's a man."

Trevor quietly walks over and grabs Kirstyn around the waist and pulls her off the freezer, holding her at his side

Trevor walks over and dumps her on the couch

Trevor quietly walks back over to the freezer and opens it, pulling out a large plastic kool-aid jug

Kirstyn falls onto the couch, slightly shocked "Hello to you too, my name's Kirstyn, what's yours?"

Trevor opens about 5 red popsicles and tosses them inside....without the sticks thankfully, then walks over to the sink behind the bar

Kirstyn laughs and looks at Orion as if to ask, 'Well then what's he doing now?'

Trevor turns on the water and stands there quietly "Hodey dodey dum....Oh, my name's Trevor....Hi"

Trevor sticks his hand under the water "GAH!!!....Shi-...*looks around*.....darn.....that's hot!"

OrionDouglas looks at Trevor.

Trevor sticks the jug underneith the water until it's full, then sticks the top on and shakes it rapidly "MWA HA!"

[OrionDouglas] Um.. my guess is he's putting something in our drinking water.

Karina chokes back a lil bit of laughter glancing at Trevor...

Trevor smiles and a blue aura begins curling around his hand and the jug, then it finally disipates

Kirstyn laughs and quirks an eyebrow, brushing some silky dark hair back

Trevor pulls out a golden goblet that has the name 'Trevor' written on it in black magic marker, then poors some of the liquid in there

Trevor smiles and takes a sip "..........Mmmmmmmm.....red popsicle kooooooool-aaaaaid......*drools*"

TiaStar glances at trevor and wonders if he knows he's the only male in here now

[OrionDouglas] Tia, Don't give him ideas.

Trevor smirks.....actually, he didn't.....heh.....sweetness

TiaStar looks at Orion "But it's fun to watch their ego inflate"

OrionDouglas pulls out a large pin. "Inflate away then"

Trevor looks at Tia and Orion ".......You people....yeah, you two....you guys?...you guys are mean"

TiaStar laughs as she had the same idea as Orion

Trevor sighs.......he's the only being with testosterone in here.......

Trevor scritches his chin....unless Orion isn't telling us something

OrionDouglas checks again. "Still female"

Trevor winks at her "Want a second opinion?"

OrionDouglas flashes Trevor her Lesbian Union card.

Trevor nods "That'll do it for me"

Aurora will check for Orion.

OrionDouglas assumes the position.

Aurora giggles, and checks for Orion "Yep, definately female."

OrionDouglas gets a check-up. This leaves her wet.

Aurora made Orion wet "Whoo-hoo"

OrionDouglas pouts at Aurora. "You wet me again."

Aurora giggles at Orion 'And this is a bad thing?"

OrionDouglas blinks. "Of course not."

Aurora smiles, and kisses Orion "Good"

Kirstyn laughs hearing Orion and Aurora

OrionDouglas slides up on the bar next to Aurora.

Trevor smirks at Auror and Orion "Oooooo, kinky"

[OrionDouglas] Both hands on the Keyboard, Trevor.

Trevor sighs "Awwwww, do I have to?"

[OrionDouglas] Yes.

OrionDouglas pulls (with great revulsion) a bunny from her backpack. With her free hand, she pulls a handgun from her pouch. "Don't make me shoot the bunny, Trevor."

Aurora looks at Orion "Please don't get blood on me"

Trevor slips both hands underneath now "Ooo, whatcha' gonna' do now, eh Orion?"

OrionDouglas moves away from Aurora before shooting the bunny. She hates bunnys.

Trevor runs over and begins stomping the dead bunny on the floor "MWA HA HA!"

Aurora is bored, so she huggles everyone in the room, in alphabetical order.

OrionDouglas gets second huggles!

Domingo exits from this room

OrionDouglas gets first huggles then!

OrionDouglas does a beta dance!

Srynth is bored as well, but eh, he quite likes watching Orion dance...

Aurora kisses everyone in the room too, only cause she doesn't think anyone...well..maybe one person will mind.

Zageroth eyes Aurora and her actions. "You do realize what I am, don't you?"

OrionDouglas looks at the horny Zageroth. "Down boy"

Aurora nods to Zageroth "Yep....and your point?"

Aurora giggles at orion

Zageroth 's answer is a simple raising of an eyebrow. "Had I remembered, I would have recalled the 'different' attitudes of this place."

OrionDouglas points at the Viagra vending machine with the sign "Free Love" hanging off it. "Is that what you mean, Z?"

Aurora does a happy dance on the bartop

OrionDouglas slips a dollar bill into Aurora's garter belt.

Aurora gets a dollar... "I feel so cheap"

Dredock laughs at Auroras and Orion

Aurora throws a glass bottle at Dredock, and dances more

OrionDouglas puts a fiver in Aurora's garter belt. This time it's in Australian currency.

Dredock ducks the glass bottle and still laughs this time nearly falling off the shelf

[Aurora] "Whoo-hoo"

Zageroth looks at Dredock. "It is not nice to laugh at the opposite sex. For they spread rumors, and you don't get none."

Aurora giggles at Zageroth "Wow yer smart"

OrionDouglas flashes her Lesbian Union card. "Dredock wern't gettin' none anywhay, at least, not off me."

Zageroth chuckles at Aurora's words, then pats the top of his head. "More than just a hat rack."

OrionDouglas looks at Zageroth. "Stop making sense. You're scaring me"

Zageroth looks at Orion blankly. He get the 'dumb animal' look on his face and pretends to chew cud. "Moooo" He chuckles. "Is that better?"

OrionDouglas continues to look blankly at Zageroth.

Zageroth shakes his head. "Humans...."

Aurora laughs at Zageroth

Dredock drops to the bar

Dredock looks around the bar for somthing

Dredock walks along the bar counter then drops behind it and begines to shuffle threw the bottles

OrionDouglas looks down at Dredock. "Lost something?"

Dredock pulls out a bottle of red wine then climbs back up onto the counter and sets the bottle there

Dredock looks around the room

Dredock grabs the bottle of wine and takes of into the air and flies around everyone holding the bottle

OrionDouglas gets buzzed by an alcaholic dragon.

Dredock stops on the rafters and looks down then opens the bottle and looks from person to person

Dredock sits and looks around still as if looking for something

OrionDouglas throws something at Dredock. "Looking for this?"

Dredock ducks what ever was thrown then drops of the rafters he glides over to teh bar and grabs a glass

Dredock sets the wine down and fills the glass with water he then flys back into the air and over Orion and dumps the water over her head hoping to get her wet

OrionDouglas uses her powers to divert the water over to Aurora, to return the favor.

Dredock lands on the rafters and looks at Orion he then tears out a peice of wood from the rafters and throws it at her

OrionDouglas uses her powers to burn the wood in mid-air. A light shower of ash settles on the floor.

Dredock drops from the rafters and glides over and lands on Orions table looking at her

Thisel blinks and looks at the fight."they never learn."

OrionDouglas sits on the bar looking at the lizard sitting on her table.

OrionDouglas throws a Water Balloon of Understanding at Thisel. "We're not fighting."

Dredock flys to where Orion is and looks at her for no real reson

Thisel grabs the water balloon as it flys toward him and sets it down. "right."