page XIII

Special thanks goes to Shez's Player for providing the ending of the battle.

The 28th of October, 2001...

Simon is a level 10 Sutra Master, and a level 1 Slacker.

OrionDouglas is a level π elemental mage with a degree in Insanity.

Simon never gained any XP at being a Slacker, so he just sorta switched to the only other class he knows how to do.

[Rayce] (( Don't you just LOVE the word fsck? It's so much more fun than fuck. :) ))

Jarrod takes a seat at the bar, "Does anyone know what somone needs to drink when somones life has fallen apart....?"

[Simon] Mind Erasers, dude.

[LaraCroft] Stiff scotch helps me every time

TiaStar looks at Jarrod "Ummm, a good cup of tea?"

Simon calls out, "One part kahlua, one part vodka, one part everclear for kick, and one part club soda."

[Simon] It'll fsck you up in no time.

[OrionDouglas] Jarrod> Glue.

Jarrod makes a strange noise, "Gaahhhh....."

[Simon] One time Lanen gave me a glass of isopropyl alcohol. I nearly died, but man...

Rina curls up in the blanket, mummifing herself "I am Mum-Ra, the Everliving!" evily chackles.

Simon snickers at Rina.

TiaStar blinks at Rina, then chuckles

Simon 0wnz the Sword of Omens.

OrionDouglas points a NPC orphan in the direction of Mummy Rina.

Rina can't be a mommy Rina, she's still a baby RIna.

Rina shoots another monkey, position avalible for typist.

OrionDouglas hands Rina a monkey, complete with 'Hamlet' script.

Rina gets a Hamlet typing monkey, who begets the Beowulf typing monkey, who beget the out of work monkey for spiderman comics.

Rayce has the Zero Wing Translator Monkey, Rina.

Rayce 's Zero Wing Translator Monkey]: All your base are belong to us.

Rina finds a spot on Tia Simon isn't monopolizing, "What's a creep?"

TiaStar looks at Rina "I'm not sure how to explain it, Rina .. as we all have different opinions on what is creepy"

[Simon] I think open wounds that pour blood is creepy, in a morbidly fascinating way.

[Rina] I think neck biting smelly frieght pilots are creepy. Simon dosn't smell that bad.

Simon smells clean. He bathes, unlike some of the unwashed masses here. Like, uh... Lothar?

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty enters this room

[OrionDouglas] Sane people are creepy.

[OrionDouglas] Hairless kittys are creepy.

[OrionDouglas] Bunnys are ultra-scary creepy.

Rina reminds herslef to get a bunny costume, a real cute one. At least she'll scare one person.

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty circles three times, digging her little claws in before balling herself up. "PuurrRRRrrr.."

Simon petpetpets the hairless kitty. =D

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty wriggles down into Simon's pants. Uh oh. "PuuRrrrRRR!"

Simon buh-links. "H-hey..."

Rina humms, "Bad kitty, that's not a chew toy."

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty pokes her head out of the waistline of his pants. "Mmrrow?"

TiaStar blinks at Simon and the kitty

OrionDouglas innocently wanders over in Simon's direction...

Rina rowls, ~No kitty, climb out before you get into a mess.~

OrionDouglas sprinkles catnip over Simon's lap.

Rina narrows her eyes and looks at OD, "You are so evil."

Simon blinks at OverDose.

[Simon] Uh... why're you wasting weed like that?

OrionDouglas bows deeply to Rina. "Thank you"

Rina blows a kiss at OD and watches the kitty

Simon strokes da kitty. "Don't, uh..."

OrionDouglas moves away quickly, giggling.

Simon 's player hates when he remembers Simon never wears clothes... and so...

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty sniffsniffs the kittynip. "Puuurrr.." Nibblenibble..."PuuuRRRR!" She dips back down into his 'pants' .. her tail coiling around his oopsie!

[Simon] O.O

Rina watches the kitty diseapear, "Big pants?"

OrionDouglas 's player LOLs and falls off it's chair.

[Simon] "Ay carumba! Gatita, por favor!"

Rina pets the kitty in Simon's lap

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty bats his oopsie back and forth between her paws. *patpatpat*

AlexisVonStefan gets a massive blush on her face and puts her head in her hand in shame.

Rina thinks now would be a good time for a officer to show up...

[Simon] Uh....

OrionDouglas glares at her player's helpless form. "Don't make me put you back in the box."

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty abruptly jumps out of his 'pants' and slips up into Rina's shirt. *patpatpat*

Simon sighs with relief. "Whew."

Rina has a kitty in her suit, she hugs it.....majorly wondering what the kitty is patting.

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty squeezes herself between her titis and nudges her little head out. "Purrr.."

Rina doesn't have tits, she's six!

SimonsFavoriteHairlessKitty slips out and plants herself atop Rina's head to peer about.

Kramlyn stalks to a corner and sits with his head in his hands!!

OrionDouglas sits down with her head on her neck where it belongs!

AlexisVonStefan tries to find the meaning of life in her coffee.

OrionDouglas notes to AlexisVonStefan that coffee is the meaning of life.

OrionDouglas receives a check from Nescafé.

Rayce wonders what colours those checks are in? :)

[OrionDouglas] Rayce> Coffee and Cream. Of course!

SilverEagle turns into a little ferret and jogs to a corner waiting for attention

*Glitter*GirlieJenna enters this room

SilverEagle pokes his head up to look at *Glitter*GirlieJenna for some attention

*Glitter*GirlieJenna hands Silver some attention.

SilverEagle gets up and runs as fast as a ferret can and stands on his back legs in front of *glitter*

*Glitter*GirlieJenna plucks the little fuzzy thing off the floor and stuffs it down her panties! Woot!

Simon snickers at Jenna.

Rina covers her eyes now.

SilverEagle chirps as he runs around in the pants

*Glitter*GirlieJenna peeks down. "Be sure ya don't miss anythin' down there."

TiaStar blinks at Jenna .. "Oh my"

SilverEagle goes around back and goes between her legs

SilverEagle finds an exit and leaps out before turning into a human

OrionDouglas sets Simon up the bomb.

[Simon] What happen?

OrionDouglas notes that Simon has no chance to survive make his time.

Romulis notes to Orion that in AD 2101 war was beginning.

*Glitter*GirlieJenna whispers something erotic into Simon's ear.

OrionDouglas erects a sign in front of Simon's ahem. "Censored"

Simon is eroticized by Jenna. ^^

*Glitter*GirlieJenna is eroticlicious!

Rayce watches Simon erect something else. O.o

Acaeus is vomited forth from an orifice of some giant, sem-visible creature

OrionDouglas waves to the Sentient Spew.

Korgan looks at Orion for a second

OrionDouglas gets looks at for a second. The horror!

Acaeus waves back to Orion, before he adjusts his pack and rifle

OrionDouglas gets looked at even. She then stuffs her player into a small box.

Rayce blinks as she looks at GW.

Rayce blinks as HE looks at GW. DAMMIT! >.<;

OrionDouglas throws a Water Balloon of You're A Man, Dude at Rayce.

Rayce is Water Balloon of You're A Man, Dude'ed. He's a Man, Dude.

OrionDouglas pulls a milk carton out of her backpack. Her picture is visible below the words "Have you seen me?". She looks at the milk carton, and then tosses it away while saying "Nope."

Acaeus grumbles as a milk cartoon smacks him in the back of the head

Acaeus has a milk carton hit the back of his head as well, the cartoon just bounced off

OrionDouglas hates the milk cartoons. Everyone has strong bones and healthy teeth.

Celebi enters this room

OrionDouglas puts a bear trap in Celebi's path. In the hopes of catching the annoying little shit.

SilverEagle magicly makes the trap dissapear

Celebi just floats above it, setting it off with a leech seed

OrionDouglas sprays SilverEagle with Raid™

OrionDouglas drops a large boulder on Celebi.

[OrionDouglas] Bloody small things. The way they flit everywhere, and get in yer hair...

SilverEagle mutters "munchkin" at OrionDouglas and /ig's her

OrionDouglas never said she hit.

Rayce 's player giggles at OD. "Hey. Someone did that to me as well. They take me and you FAR too seriously."

OrionDouglas only munchkin's when other people munchkin.

Celebi flits over to Orion, the boulder stopping mid-air as he uses Psychic, his antenne quivering and glowing a soft blue, he looks at Orion nad wonders if she's read his profile..or even knows what he is :)

Rayce beats his player into submission again, slipping into OOC land. "Will you shut up you fool of a kitsune?!"

[SilverEagle] read your writing and you'll see that you left us a small window to get out that i'd bearly be able to get through

[Rayce] ((You'd still be able to get outta it SE. So what's your point? :) ))

OrionDouglas knows only too well what Celebi is. Why do you think she's trying to squash Celebi?

[SilverEagle] ooc fine ic he stops the spray and aims it back at OrionDouglas

[Rayce] (( You stated yourself, and I quote "i'd bearly be able to get through" Implying that you still would be able to. ))

Acaeus keeps thinking Celebi means more than one person who practices celebacy.

Celebi deposits the boulder carefuly, offering Orion some Rasberries...

SilverEagle can't help but laugh at Acaeus's post

OrionDouglas reads the side of the can of Raid™ - "Note: Not effective on humans or fae. Only bugs."

[Celebi whispers to oriondouglas] *laughs ooc* Why is she trying to splat him?

SilverEagle notes that he has any and all powers and that's why he doesn't like to fight

GlitterWhisper player laughs at OrionDouglas player's wit.....~good one~

OrionDouglas shakeshakes her head. "NoNo. Celebi is when someone is celebate to both genders"

[OrionDouglas whispers to Celebi] OD can't stand pokemon.

Rayce can't help but giggle at OD.

Celebi is unique..he dosn't need a gender :)

OrionDouglas notes that SE has any and all powers then that means that SE has the power of STUPIDITY!

Celebi floats above OD, and releases sleep spores all over her...

[Rayce] ((Any and all powers at all, SE? You know what THAT means don't you? TWIIIINK! =D ))

Rayce 's player does the happy munchkin dance around SE. "SE's a Twink! Celebrate!" =D

OrionDouglas sets herself on fire, burning up the sleep spores.

SilverEagle says "like i said i don't like to fight because i'm so powerful"

Celebi floats down in front of OD, remembering her future....

OrionDouglas remembers her future too... she's holds a Celebi preserved in a jar.

Celebi just sits and looks at OD, clearly puzzeled...and he's seen an angry PrimeApe go nutz for no reason, and this is close...

Amelio 's Player likes Death from the Sandman series, Orion. She's groovy. :)

OrionDouglas 's player prefers Delrium. Wonder why? ^.^

Amelio 's Player would assume it's because Orion's Player is gOiNg FiShY?

OrionDouglas 's player wEnT fIsHy LoNg AgO.

OrionDouglas stuffs her player back in it's box... then posts it someplace unpleasent...

OrionDouglas gets a box in the mail! What's in the box?

OrionDouglas opens the box! UGHH! It's her player!

OrionDouglas wanted something cool.

OrionDouglas was expecting Gwyneth Paltrow's head to be in the box.

TwekkieKT strides into the Keep, glancing around for something to headbutt.

OrionDouglas points TwekkieKT in the direction of the nearest wall.

TwekkieKT strides over to Orion and looks up at her, sizing her up.

OrionDouglas is sized up. She's 6'2".

TwekkieKT draws himself up to his full four feet and looks at Orion. "You gotta a problem with me lassie?"

OrionDouglas looks at TwekkieKT. "Yes, you're breathing"

[TwekkieKT] Good. Canna I buy you a drink?

Celebi 's 2 feet tall..natch

OrionDouglas looks down at TwekkieKT. "No"

TwekkieKT walks over to Celebi and does something he has never been able to do before. "Hi Shorty :-)"

Shezerai enters this room

OrionDouglas waves her WFOAS to Shez.

Shezerai slinks in over to OD, flopping down at her feet.

Shezerai 's preditory eyes looks over the room for a likely snack

Shezerai releases a low growl...rising back up to all fours, having chosen a likely prey

OrionDouglas pulls on a lead-lined glove and reaches into her backpack, pulling out a live bunny (UGHH!). She drops the evil thing on the floor, quickly.

Shezerai moves a paw as OD drops the rabbit, squishing it flat in one step. Its innards splattering across the floor, mingled with blood and bits of fur. She leaves it there, intent on bigger prey

OrionDouglas clapclaps as the bunny gets deaded!!

Shezerai slinks closer and closer to her intended target, her feet silent upon the floor

Shezerai creeps closer to her intended target, crouching low, ears laid back as her tail twitches..waiting

Shezerai crouches even lower, her tail swishing faster now over her back as she gathers the force to pounce

Shezerai springs forward ...at ......................Rayce's back with a low growl

OrionDouglas puts on her special ring. Turns to NekoOrion. Goes over to where she sprinkled catnip before. Sniffs it. Bounces around the room. Returns to her seat and takes off the ring. Sits down and looks as if nothing happened.

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 12 )

Rayce 's back is to the bar, Shez. So he sees that coming, screams like a girl, and darts out of his seat.

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 1 )

Rayce does a comparitive roll to see if he makes it away safely

Shezerai slams into the bar hard enough to rattel the glasses and bottles ontop of it, claws scraping the floor she takes off after Rayce again

Rayce scratches Shez's post. Here's a better idea. ^.^:

Rayce does not make it away. He's too slow. He gets slammed into by a HUGE panther, and imeediately begins screaming in fear, crying, "GODSNOIDON'TWANNADIE!!"

Amelio blinks, then takes off after Shezerai..."By Althena's loving grace, stop persuing that man!"

Shezerai thoguht you were dodging Rayce, thats a really good roll for a dodge you know

Amelio replaces 'persuing' with 'mauling'. :)

Rayce wasn't. He has NO stats, so therefore, his rolls are comparitive in these sits. Highest wins, and either a) dodges, b) counters, c) hits. He and Pratz/Trance worked this out. It works really well.

Shezerai lowers her head, jaws snapping for purchase on any part of Rayce

ClemmieOOC looks to Shez..."Shz aweets, come find soemthing more filling inthe fridge would ya, that screaming is giving me a headache!

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 7 )

Shezerai will go with Rayce's formula then =P

Rayce tries to get himself out teh way

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 9 )

Shezerai notes she didnt move her body, thats still against Rayce

Shezerai scrapes her claws into the floor, using her weight to keep him pinned, snapping again, this time for his fluffy tail

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 5 )

Shezerai 's player beats the ever loving #%&%#^*&^%*&#&^@ out of the dice roller,she wants a 20 damn it!!

Rayce yelp!s and brings his tail outta the way, hopefully

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 20 )

Shezerai thunks Rayce as he gets her 20!! you bastard!!

( OrionDouglas rolls 1d69 => 2 )

OrionDouglas 's player beats the ever loving #%&%#^*&^%*&#&^@ out of the dice roller,she wants a 69 damn it!!

Rayce wonders if this means he can get out from under Shez now? ^^

[Rayce] ((20s and 1's still counted as crits. Although I feel like a jerk for not mentioning that. :P ))

OrionDouglas thinks that for a 20 he should.

Amelio taps Shezerai lightly with his quarterstaff. "Hey, you...C'mon! Please leave him be...He's lighter than I am."

Shezerai likes knawing on bones Amelio, what can she say?

Shezerai 's jaws close with a snap on air, making her preditory instincts rise, she backs slighly, only to slam into Rayce again

Amelio clears his throat, then cries- "Althena, lend me your power so that I might save this poor man from death at the hands of a fangily-mawed beast!"

Amelio just hurls a Divine Stunbolt at Shezerai, with plenty of good inentions...

Rayce SCRAMBLEs out the way. Hopefully in time to miss the conduction of stun. ^.^:

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 18 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 2 )

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 16 )

Shezerai notes you rolled lower then Amelio so umm...no?

Shezerai 's hind quarters drop out from under neath her, with her forepaws she extends her claws in Rayce's scrambling direction

Rayce 's roll was comparitive to yours Shez. He didn't fig it out for multipule people. But guesses that in that case, highest takes priority. If the stunbolt's like electricity, he gets out the way of the pounce, but is hit by the energy arcing into him, and his thrown a good few feet across the ground, landing in a studdened heap at the base of a pillar thing...

Amelio 's bolt is something more of a neural stun. :)

Rayce is caught by Shez's claw in the leg and he screams out in pain and agony.

Shezerai 's player giggles as Rayce is as prone as she is for the most part

Celebi uses some Ivy as a Vine whip (hopeing Shez knows pokemon a little) trying to tangle her up....

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 3 )

( Celebi rolls 1d20 => 3 )

Shezerai is thunked with a vine across her whithers, not feeling it as her ass-end is numb!

Rayce is stunned still though he bets, and hence he has numb legs. So his cry is "SHIT!" and he pulls himself along by arms. *scramblescramblescramble*

( Celebi rolls 1d20 => 4 )

Shezerai uses her massive front paws to drag herself forward, intent on the prone Rayce, trying to sink her claws into his legs

Celebi drifts up, his wings blurring, then dissapearing, he flits over, and uses Psychic on her, hopeing to stun her real good :)

[Celebi] CeeeelleeeeBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi

Celebi see's Rayce as bubba in forest gump ;)

[Rayce] (( Run, Forrest. Run! :P ))

OrionDouglas tosses Celebi some shrimp.

Rayce now sees a whisper. Okay... Tiem out people? O.o;

Shezerai uses her claws that are now imbedded in Rayce's leg to drag him backwards to her, snarling and hissing as she feels the numbness spreading.. then times out for Rayce

OrionDouglas hears the sound of thunder... or are you just rolling damage???

[Rayce] (( Suddenly a huge massive d20 thunders into the room, towards Orion. Cue Indiana Jones scene... ))

Rayce wishes he had the spoof command here. ^.^:

OrionDouglas RUNS.

[OrionDouglas] ((Rayce. What's the giant d20 made of???))

[Rayce] (( Plastic. MUUUUCHO plastic. :) ))

OrionDouglas remembers herself, turns, and concentrates...

OrionDouglas heats up the giant d20, hoping to melt it. (d20)

( OrionDouglas rolls 1d20 => 1 )

OrionDouglas fails, and gets flattend. She floats down to the floor...

[OrionDouglas] Look Ma! I'm Roadkill. Ha Ha Ha!

Shezerai 's ear's come up at the mention of Roadkill...ummm..baked on hot asphault

OrionDouglas does a very good impersonation of a pancake.

OrionDouglas summons a gentle wind to float her up to the bar.

Celebi ponders how much wind is needed to float x_O

[Rayce] ((Beans, Celebi... MUUUUUUCHO beans. ;) ))

OrionDouglas goes next to a bottle of something gassy and strikes the top of the bottle off with a bolt of lighting.

OrionDouglas uses her control over liquids to funnel the fizzy drink to her mouth. Kinda like the water tentical in Abyss.

OrionDouglas drinks down the sugery, fizzy drink.

OrionDouglas slowly re-inflates. When she finishes, she lets out a large BUUUURRRRRRRRP! O.O

[Rayce] (( Amelio? What exactly are the effects? How come the thingy hit Shez and dropped her fast, yet I'm only supposed to feel a slow creep of slow happiness? :P ))

[Amelio] ((Actually, she got the same whisper you did. *Grins*))

Celebi flits down and sits on Shez to await the next round..so to speak ;P

[Shezerai] (note, it dropped her back end quick and is creeping up

[Rayce] ((Aaaaaah... Okay. So it'd be just Rayce's FOOT that was numbed then... So... he wouldn't really be dragging himself... So he'd be upright, so Shez'd get his ankle. Ow. ;P ))

[Rayce] ((and the numb is spreading up his leg.. oKay. Hold up.) ))

[Rayce] ((and thanks, Amelio. :P ))

[Rayce] (( ^.^: ))

Celebi resumes the position....

Shezerai notes your in the process of being dragged back to snapping jaws, she's determined to bite you before she goes completly numb...hehehe, she can lock her jaws muhahhahahaha

Amelio clears his throat again, pointing at Shezerai with his quarterstaff. "By Althena's name, I command you to HALT immediately."

Celebi starts to flit in circles above Ray and Shez, showering stun spores on them both

Rayce is brought to eh floor rather heavily, crying out.

[Amelio] "Cease and desist this course of action before I render you unconcious."

Rayce doesn't NEED stunspores, Cel! He needs a medic! And lots of surgery. >.@;

Shezerai wonders at all the trouble she has to go through lately just to get a good meal...damn

Rayce *strugglestrugglestruggle... nuuuuumb...* oO(Oooh... Pretty colours...) @.@

( Celebi rolls 1d20 => 8 )

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 20 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 20 )

Rayce 's GOOOD! =D

[Shezerai] *hehehehehhe! )

Rayce resists the Sleep Spores!

Shezerai snaps at Rustys leg

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 16 )

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 19 )

Celebi gets a little worked up....thinking they must be a higher level than he

Shezerai is not your average feline Celebi =)

Amelio waltzes over and raps Shezerai lightly on the back of the head, not intending to do any damage. "Bippity boppity..." And here comes the sleep spell. It's coming...Coooming...

Celebi lands on Rayce, using Restore to heal 3/4 of his life...

Shezerai gets bopped on the head, keeping her claws in Rayce, she turns her head, snapping at Amelio's legs

Rayce DODGES the snap and kicks at Shez as hard as he can. Which isn't too much. He's not a fighter. But hopefully he manages to kick at her sensitive nose.

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 20 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 3 )

OrionDouglas notes that Shez should of missed automatically, cause she snapped at rusty's leg.

Rayce Ooooos. Who's your Daddy? ;)

Rayce 's player YELPS as he realises he's been bitten. ".... Duude... This is... Not cool"

Shezerai gets kicked in the side of the head, really pissing her off now, she curls her claws inwards, deeper into Rayce's ankle/calf

Amelio eeks like a little girl, then brings his staff down to intercept the snoot of the pissed-off cat. That'll knock some sense into her. :)

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 19 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 19 )

Shezerai bites the staff

Rayce cries out and grabs at the nearest object, tears flowing from his eyes at the pain in his leg, blood flowing quite freely from his leg.. He grabs a barstool. Unfortunately they're rather fixed to the ground so he can't rip it out and bludgeon Shez to bits with it. ;P

OrionDouglas refs. The staff: Deadlock. Shez has hold.

Celebi hops onto Ray's back, glowing an eerie blue....

OrionDouglas backhands the Celebi. (d20)

( OrionDouglas rolls 1d20 => 1 )

OrionDouglas hurts her hand. "OWW!"

[Amelio] "I don't want to hurt you! Just leave him be, cease, and desist..." He tugs on the blessed wood (Oooh. Dirty!) in hopes of getting it free (Doubly dirty!) from Shez' mouth. (Gaah! Thrice dirty!)

Shezerai becomes insenced at the scent of fresh blood from Rayce as it spills across the floor and under her chest, her bodys defences kick in, wearing off the stun spell

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 5 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 3 )

Shezerai lets go, suddenly

Celebi unleashes a HyperBeam, pointblank at Shaz

( Celebi rolls 1d20 => 18 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 13 )

Shezerai gets hyper?

Amelio falls backward, tumbling over a stool. He ends up ass over teakettle in classic Anime fashion, his legs the only part of his body in the camera frame.

Shezerai would like definition of that move Celdbi

[OrionDouglas] Hyperbeam> Very forcefull sunlight attack. burns. ???

[Shezerai] (imune to fire/heat ect only her fur gets singed and pisses her off even more =P)

Shezerai gets slid across the floor, dragging Rayce with her by his already mutalated ankle

Celebi notes it's solar powered, but not fire or heat related...

Celebi slumps on the ground, panting softly

[OrionDouglas] Sunlight IS heat.

Amelio clambers to his feet, then sighs. "Sheesh. Being a priest is tougher than the brochures for the Temple say..."

Shezerai flezes her back claws, feeling returning now to them, digging them deeply into the flooring. She drags Rayce closer, streaching out her other paw to try and impale his other ankle

Rayce kicks screams bleeds yadayadayada. "SOMEONEHELPMEPLEAAASE!!"

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 13 )

Rayce doesn't see that coming, but he's kicking a fair bit. He'll roll at -2 penalty.

( Rayce rolls 1d20-2 => , -2 2 )

OrionDouglas thinks Amelio was fooled by the "Join the preisthood. See the world" tagline.

Rayce BLEEDS.

Celebi staggers to his feet, desperate for one last attempt...holding Ray's ear...He transports them behind the bar

Shezerai curls her other set of claws into Rayce's ankle, making blood almost fountain from both wounds now

Rayce 's transported behind the bar, his feet uttely useless, and blood running like absolute hell from them. He's lucky for that restore earlier, but he's still cut the fuck up. :P

OrionDouglas refs. Celebi: Gonna need a 20 on that or Shez would come too.

[Shezerai] (ummm, Shez is for all intents and purposes attached to Rayce right now...)

Rayce never said he wasn't taken with a certain kitty. :)

Celebi wasn't aware that unwanted Pokemon could tag along with dat but, hehe

( Celebi rolls 1d20 => 10 )

Amelio twirls his staff once, then hurls the object at Shezerai in hopes of distracting her. "Althena, guide my strike!"

OrionDouglas puffs up a wind to knock the staff aside.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 2 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 20 )

( OrionDouglas rolls 1d20 => 12 )

[Rayce] ((Amelio? This is the point where you say "Althena, go FUCK yourself!"

[Shezerai] (amelio misses, big time =P)

Amelio 's staff clatters to the floor in front of him. He looks skyward. "Sheesh! I wasn't asking for much..."

Shezerai is NOT a pokemon!!

OrionDouglas refs: Ok. Rayce, Celebi & Shezerai are all behind the bar.

Shezerai drags Rayce closer, jaws going for higher up on his leg, by the knee, now behind the bar hehehehe

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 10 )

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 6 )

Rayce is suddenly displaced and very disorientated, with a Shezzypoohons attached firmly to him, and a wierd pokemon thingy... In all his franctness he grabs at a random bottle, tossing it at Shez. Whatsay we roll to hit after the dodge roll, then randomly decide what it is? Higher, the more dangerous. :)

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 3 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 8 )

OrionDouglas looks behind the bar. "HEY! Watch out for the booze!"

Rayce gets clawed again, screaming out in agony as he gets clawed in the back of the knee, roll to compare for bottle throw. ^.^;

Rayce misses with teh bottle. Joy.

Celebi leaps at Shez's face, flailing madly

Amelio picks up his staff. When he looks up, Shez and Rayce are gone. Thank goodness that he hears Orion. He promptly leaps over the bar, taking a swing at Celebi. "No more VIOLENCE!" How ironic...

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 17 )

( Celebi rolls 1d20 => 5 )

Celebi 's not a fighting Pokemon..he's a time traveller :)

Shezerai beats both Rayces rolls, kitty food..and that was her jaws, not claws Rayce muhahhaha

OrionDouglas backhands Amelio. (d20)

Amelio apparently smacks the snot out of Celebi, according to the dice. He attempts to duck Orion's backhand.

( OrionDouglas rolls 1d20 => 8 )

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 14 )

OrionDouglas hurts her hand. (again)

Shezerai 's fangs sink into Rayces calf, filling her mouth with fresh blood, making her growl hungerly. Gaining the use of her hind quarters again she rises on them, dragging Rayce with her claws and teeth out from behind the bar

Rayce 's now unable to fight back. "NO!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!" Sobbing and creaming loudly, Rayce claws frantically to escape, freely dragged by Shez's drag.

OrionDouglas knows of one way to free Rayce.

Shezerai leaves a trail of Rayces blood in their wake, pulling him to under a table

[OrionDouglas] ((holy shit. This is the most fun I've had in here for a long time!))

Celebi wraps his arms around her haunch, and tries to move her to a time in the future around 10 mins later than now :)

( Celebi rolls 1d20 => 5 )

Shezerai thinks thats abit...well munchie there Celebi..

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 16 )

Shezerai goes no where but under the table though

[Shezerai] ((see what happens when I'm able to attack and eat people?)

Celebi flits away, needing to re-think the plan...

Amelio scampers off after Shezerai and Rayce..."I said leave him alone!" Incoming stunbolts, at six O'clock. A whole bunch of 'em. "Althena, render my target unconcious!"

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 3 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 20 )

Shezerai pulls Rayce under with her, the bolts going wild!!

[OrionDouglas] I said. "I know a way that Rayce can be free"

Amelio manages to obliterate a table with the kinetic force of the bolts, rather than the neural. "What is it, then?" He asks, looking sidelong at Orion.

Rayce grits his teeth, grabbing at a chair and trying to smash it over Shez's head behind him heaivly as he can, running on fear, adrenaline, and sheer panic.

Shezerai reminds Rayce that he's on his stomach

( Rayce rolls 1d20 => 20 )

Rayce hates the bad refresh after a dice roll

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 5 )

Rayce LOVES that roll though! Smashysmashy! ^.^

Celebi flies back to Clemmie and settles in her lap...he's out of all his PP's

Shezerai gets bashed across the shoulder with a chair, making her jaws lock into Rayces flesh

OrionDouglas refs: Mebey Shez should be stunned instead. That WAS a crit.

Shezerai also moves sideways, her claws go diagnally across Rayces legs (can we say more pain?)

Celebi likes this way of fighting...no ooc crap about autohit this and munchy that :)

OrionDouglas pulls a hacksaw out of her backpack. "Time for surgery"

Shezerai is not doing anything else right now, just he moved her claws sideways with the smack and her jaw locked

Rayce yelps out in pain again, breathing hard and fast as he struggles to fight back against Shez, still frantically attacking, trying to do whatever he can to dislodge her, and seeing as pain and panic are wonderful motivators for lack of brain functions. :)

Rayce 's gonna bleed to death on just his 3rd day here. o.o;;

[Amelio] "Uh...No! No surgery. No saws...Sheesh!"

Rayce would be visibly pale as a sheet right now if he didnt' ahve fur. As it is he's pale as a raccoon guy who's lost a LOT of blood.

[OrionDouglas] Surgery WILL stop the blood. I know how.

Rayce is just under a table, being attacked by a big kitty (Shez), and is bleeding a LOT from his legs. Help?

Celebi walks over to Ray, too tired to fly...and uses his lat restore on him, healing him to 3/4 of full life (isn't sure if a roll is needed)

Shezerai lays there a moment then turns around, tearing a hunk of flesh from Rayces calf and mutilating his calves, dropping her body weight onto the center of his back

Shezerai still has claws in him and just took a hunk of meat out of him

OrionDouglas refs: If she remembers correctly - restore is automatic.

[Shezerai] (ummm he gets restored then torn open again? eeewwwww)

OrionDouglas refs: The 3/4 of Rayce that isn't mangled becomes healthy again.

Celebi notes she remembers correctr :) fior all the good it'll do

Rayce cries out again, getting another lot of health restored... Whee!! Now he gets to bleed MORE blood from new wounds that are about to open, since the chunk woulda got healed to a fairly moderate gash, the rended ancles rendered mostly usable again but very painful...

Shezerai tore it out AFTER Celebi healed you Rayce =P

Rayce ,feeling the burst of strength half loses it again, and aims to punch rapidly at Shez's nose, screaming out in fury, panic, and sheer bordering-on-the-edge-of-insanity.

Shezerai then sat on your back Rayce

Amelio sighs, then stops for a moment. "Y'know...You just can't win, sometimes..."

[Rayce] ((Bringnig in time to take consideration of how fast the heal would literally work, and the time taken to tear chunk, I can guess it'd become a heavy gash. :P

Shezerai has her butt to your face Rayce, she turned around

OrionDouglas kneels down and looks Rayce in the face. "I can cut your leg off, cauterize the wound, Shez would have her happy meal, and you would live. understand?"

Celebi makes his way back to Clems lap, curling up and sleeping, his antenee semi alert

Shezerai has both legs OD, one for each forepaw

Rayce 's doing the best he can. He's probably just hitting your sides then Shez. Like. That's ow on a 1 outta 10. ;P

OrionDouglas notes that Shez only has one leg in her mouth, though.

Rayce cries and just screams "I DON'T WANNA DIE!!"

OrionDouglas super-heats the hack-saw. "This is gonna hurt. A lot."

Shezerai shifts her weight on Rayces back, thumping him with her tail in his face. her head lowering to tear another hunk out of his other leg..thigh height this time

Rayce doubts he'll feel it too much. But a certain raccoon is gonna be outta his head for a while no matter what the hell happens.

OrionDouglas might have to take both legs off then. Shez would get two happy meals.

Rayce can't do shit about it, Shez. Meaty 'coon chunks.

Shezerai notes to OD that she is laying head to tail with Rayce, his feet are at her head..your gonna have to move her to cut through the legs

OrionDouglas knows that Shez.

Amelio decides to employ the Left-Handed Suzuki Method of Panther Distraction- Catnip. Don't ask where he got that from. "Heeeeere kitty kitty kitty..."

OrionDouglas looks at Shez. "Move. Please?"

Shezerai tears out another hunk of Rayces leg, blood spilling everywhere now, the room rank with it. She shakes her head, sending blood from the hunk of flesh flying out from under the table

Shezerai growls at OD for interupting her meal

Rayce 's quickly running out of stamina. He gives one last cry befoire he just lays there, sobbing to himself, clawing futiley at the floor...

Shezerai has her nostrils filled with the scent of blood Amelio

OrionDouglas is growled at. "Um. Nice kitty" She moves around to Rayce's twitching left foot, and proceeds to cut it off.

Amelio employs a little Divine Intervention as well..."Althena, assist in my baiting..." (Dirty!)

Shezerai watches OD with narrowed eyes as she cuts off Rayces foot below her claws, lowering her head to take another bite out of his already bleeding thigh

Rayce 's foot is sliced off?? Oh shit.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 18 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 5 )

[Shezerai] (fuck!)

Amelio notes that Rayce's foot IS numb. :)

OrionDouglas removes the foot and hold's the bleeding object right in front of Shez's nose...

Rayce doesnt' feel it, and hence bleeds to an unconcsious state... At least he goes half-peacefully...

Amelio w00ts. On the other hand, he's fucked. He's the one holding the catnip. :)

OrionDouglas throws the foot in Amelio's direction.

[OrionDouglas] Fetch!

Shezerai brings her head up and looks first at Amelio then at OD holding the sevored foot. Blood dripping out of her mouth..with out releaseing her claws from Rayce fully she takes off after the foot as it goes in the direction of the temping scent, pouncing at it and Amelio

Rayce 's unconcious, and hence is just left to bleed... and die...

Shezerai only leave small booboo's in Rayce

[Rayce] ((That's what you leave. You already took his foot. ^.^;

Amelio mouths the following phrase as Shezerai bounds his way... Oh, HELL no.

OrionDouglas pounces on Rayce's back and begins sawing furiously, the super-heated saw cauterizing the wound, therefore there is no more blood loss.

Shezerai notes to OD that one is mid thigh, the other calf level below the knee

Shezerai leaps!!!!

Rayce 's leglass in a bad way, and already gone... He's a cold one, OD. And not the kind you can crack open. Unless you really like necrophilia.

Amelio leaps backward, simultaneously bringing his fistfull of catnip to his lips and *BLOWING* sharply, scattering it into a cloud, in Shezerai's face. Kitty-stoned, anyone? :)

OrionDouglas stops cutting then and gets up.

Shezerai notes stoned kitty, but (hehehee) your hit with a bloody foot)

Rayce 's giving anybody with resurrection and full restore abilitys about 10 minutes or so before it's not just Rayce's mind that's totally unsaveable.

Amelio is a cleric! One moment!

OrionDouglas don't know any healing arts.

Shezerai gets a muzzle full of catnip, careening into the bar/what ever, giving a snort at the scent, she still picks up the lingering scent of it on Amelio..that and her favorite scent..blood

Amelio employs a cleaning cantrip as he makes his way over to Rayce's side, posthaste. "Althena, hide my passage." (Dirty!)

OrionDouglas thinks Amelio better hurry with the healing already.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 12 )

OrionDouglas adds a minus 3 for dirtyness.

( Shezerai rolls 1d20+5 => +5 9 )

Shezerai makes it then??

OrionDouglas refs. Shez in confused, but picks up the scent again.

Amelio kneels beside Rayce, telekinesing the bloody foot over.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 4 )

Shezerai watches the foot move...and gives chase, pouncing

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 13 )

Shezerai gets the foot!! woohooo!

[Amelio] "...Oh, no." He's flattened under a Panther. "Althena...Give...Me...Strength!" At this, he attempts to use his Goddess' strength in physical form, to roll over, pinning Shez. That'll be two 1d20 rolls for him. :)

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 9 )

OrionDouglas vanishes in a puff of puffy stuff.

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 2 )

Amelio gets his strength on. Now, for the pin...

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 7 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 4 )

Amelio 's player w00ts. Go Amelio! Go Amelio! It's yer berthday

Rayce waits and bleeds... Just like that song.

Shezerai gets moved, but she still has the foot in her jaws...and now smells Amelio...yummm...catnip and bloood..giv'me

Amelio snarls down at Shezerai, having pinned her to the floor. He flashes a pair of rather large kitty-fangs, hissing. "Now gimme the foot. I'll get you more 'nip."

Shezerai swallows

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 1 )

Shezerai waits, monica didnt have to roll to swallow...

[Rayce] ((NIce try SHez. :) ))

Amelio 's shoulders slump. He'll just roll to snatch it out of Shezzy's mouth. :)

Shezerai will bite

Rayce begins to see the light... Hooo... Hey. What was IN this weed?

Shezerai gaggs, its too big

Amelio just uses a Dazzler while Shezzy's gagging to disorient her. :)

[Amelio] "Althena, distract my opponent!" He cries, a burst of polychromatic light erupting from his eyes.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 18 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 1 )

Shezerai is dazzed

Shezerai continues to gag though, her jaw spasiming

Shezerai 's player thinks....she's high, choking and Amelio is gonna stick a hand down her throat...ummm upchuck anyone?

Amelio thumps Shezerai in the throat lightly with a fist to assist in the gagging, as well as dislodge the foot so that he can remove it. :)

Amelio can deal with it. He'll douse himself in disinfectant after the fact.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 5 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 2 )

Amelio should be able to manage that. He's got a feeling Shezzy's a little too busy worrying about her oxygen supply. :)

Shezerai hacks up the foot, but its still in her mouth, resting just beyond her teeth

Shezerai can breath through her nose, just like women to when their mouth is full of co...umm something else =P

Amelio cheers. "Yoinketh!" He's promptly splattered in bile and Rayce chunks.

Rayce in his efforts to escape "The Light" while he lays there dead, trips over something and manages to fall a bit closer to the light. [Rayce's Soul]: Wow... Hey... tha's pretty... Wonder what's there?...

Rayce never said he was smart. ^.^;

Amelio added that for effect, Shez. :)

Shezerai regergatated the smaller pieces then but her mout aint open enough to to spit out the foot...blood mixed with bile dripping from her jaws

Amelio goes about prying the foot out, straddling Shezerai's stomach. "Give...Me...The...Sodding...FOOT!"

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 13 )

Shezerai wonders if Amelio is reaching in to her mouth then?

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 14 )

Amelio is indeed. :)

Shezerai 's jaws shut, on Amelio's arms

Amelio cries out, then promptly headbutts Shezerai with enough force to stop a charging...Uh...Panther.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 16 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 4 )

Amelio wants a knockout, Shez. :)

Shezerai gets hit in the head, hard enough to make her blink (you need a 20 or i need a 1 then =P)

Shezerai closes her jaws in instinct at the head thunk

Amelio decides to take an entirely different approach- It's like tough kitty-love. He purrs quietly in Shezerai's ear, through gritted teeth. "Please let me go...I know of a whole jungle full of creatures to hunt...Spare this one...Alright?"

Shezerai bites down

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 16 )

Amelio moves to force her jaws open again.

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 1 )

[Shezerai] (ummm...thats bad)

Amelio blinks. "Owww...Fuckchops..." Shezerai's teeth sink WAY further. Like to the bone.

JustinDante enters this room

Shezerai 's teeth sink into the bone, scraping against it. Fresh blood squirting into her mouth and down onto the floor between her and Amelio

Rayce 's soulform tries to stop himself from dying, realising again that he doesn't WANT to die, but being dead from loss of blood under a table's no real help, especially when he's missing a foot.

Shezerai thinks you should think how she feels, she has said foot and a preists hands in her mouth!

Amelio nuzzles beneath Shezerai's ear..."Please let go...I'll do anything you want...Uh..." He glances frantically over to the pile of trousers. "I'll give you my pants."

Rayce 'd write you an IOU for that foot Shez, but he's a dead. And dead men don't start lawsuits... Or was it dead men don't tell tales?... Ah whaddevva.

Rayce oocly thinks at this rate, Rayce'll have lost most of his memories of getting here, and even a few of his last few days at his Uni... That is if he stops being dead eventually. ;P

JustinDante sees a mostly dead racoon and a human being mauled by a panther, and heads for the nearly dead body

Shezerai wiggles under Amelio, trying to get out from under him with out loosing hold of him and the foot

Amelio clenches Shezerai between his Thighs of Steel™.

Shezerai notes the body is missing a foot (which is inher mouth) and a few hunks of flesh and his left leg is almost sawed through

Rayce yssa goner.

Rayce 's soul still clutches somehow to some semblance of recovery, fighting as much as he can to not die...

Shezerai pulls her head back, trying to pull the flesh from Amelio's wrists and hands as he squeezes her sides

JustinDante places a hand over the stump where the foot's missing, the faint sizzling of cooking flesh making itself heard

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 8 )

Amelio screams bloody murder as he attempts to resist...

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 7 )

Rayce rather liked his foot, Justin, and that's NOT gonna help. He's already bled right out.

Shezerai skins his wrists to his hands, leaving white bone and spruting blood in her wake

Rayce wonders what the chances of being able to restick on a severed foot is when it's cauterized, if that's what's happening?

Amelio doesn't fail by that much...He's still screaming and bleeding though..."Puhhlease...I'll administer sexual favours for an incredibly reasonable price- Absolutely nothing..."

Rayce 's soul watches as Amelio's goddess cracks up laughing. :P

Shezerai only pealed up abit 2 inches Amelio, least you still have your hands attached..unlike Rayce and his foot =P

JustinDante 's working on that, and seals each of the more bloody wounds in turn, then, grabbing the near 'coon corpse and walks out with it slung lightly over a shoulder

Rayce 's soul follows frantically, running in slo mo like those REALLY horrid nightmares where you can't get to someone or something, Or need to get away... Well... at the moment he's keeping up, barely.

Shezerai tries to crunch through Amelio's wrist bones

Shezerai player had to stop laughing long enough to type that

JustinDante pauses, reaches out, and grabs the soul, looking at it a little quizically as he departs the room

Rayce 's soul is Grabbed? MEEP!

Amelio applies healing energy simultaneously, hoping to cancel the damage out. :)

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 19 )

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 8 )

Rayce doesn't mind too much though, at least he's nearer his body and getting dragged away from the light...

Shezerai doesnt go through the bone and the mess she made of his wrists heals, but for where her teeth still puncture his flesh

JustinDante nibbles on it as he leaves

Rayce 's soul is nibbled? OWOWOWOW! ;.;

Shezerai notes to Justin that Rayce tastes good, she knows!

Rayce needs himself to live demmit! >.<;

Amelio pretty much heals around Shezerai's teeth. Now, he applies the next magic- The schmooze. "Pants...Sexual favours...I-i-i-'ll mate with you-ou-ou..." He almost bawls. "Just let me go..."

JustinDante exits from this room

Rayce exits from this room

Shezerai tries to flip over and pin Amelio beneath her, keeping hold of his wrists

Amelio just goes with the pin. :)

Shezerai lays on Amelio, between his thighs...he might feel alot of pressure down there, she weighs alot

Amelio swallows, gazing pleadingly at Shezerai..."Please..."

Shezerai curls her lip up, snarling as she gets to all fours over him, menicingly digging all sets of claws into the flooring, effectively anchoring herself to the floor with him pinned beneath her

[Amelio] "Er..."

Amelio swallows thickly. "...I was only doing my job..."

Shezerai 's sliver green eyes narrow as she growls, starting to open her jaws from around his captured wrists, only to snap the shut again

( Shezerai rolls 1d20 => 15 )

( Amelio rolls 1d20 => 5 )

Amelio cries out sharply..."Please! No...It hurts..."

Shezerai hunches down over Amelio as fresh blood fills her mouth again, driping from her jaws to splatter of his chest

Amelio hisses softly, twin elongated canines bared..."I didn't mean to hurt you..."

Shezerai unhooks one paw from the floor, keeping her claws extended she takes a swipe at Amelio's snarling face

Amelio is batted across the cheek, his head whipping with the impact. Four faint lines of blood form on his face, slowly trickling. He snarls..."Leave...Me...Alone."

Shezerai anchors her claws back into the flooring, opening her mouth and releasing his wrists, only to lower her head and go for his throat

Shezerai notes that the half eaten foot also falls out onto Amelio's chest

Amelio watches Shezerai, remaining perfectly relaxed, now..."I'm hardly a meal. I'm blood and sinew and bone."

Amelio 's throat is bared to Shezerai. He's submitting.

Shezerai closes her teeth around his throat, though doesnt bite down...releasing a low rumbling purrrrr

Shezerai ~No, you are not....~

Amelio closes his eyes, taking a deep breath. "Thank you."

Shezerai keeps her mouth on his throat as she slips her claws from the flooring

Shezerai ~Something else lays beneath the surface...I can smell it~

Amelio raises both brows..."I'm half beast-man...That makes me a quarter feline..."

Shezerai releases his neck, slinking off from over top of him and towards the doors, tail swishing behind her

Shezerai ~It saves you from being eaten....~

Amelio sits up, murmuring a healing incantation for his wrists..."I'll see you around...And...Uh...That was kinda fun."

Shezerai slinks out, her tail disapearing behind the door

Amelio looks down at his bloodsoaked clothing. "That, however, is so very way uncool..."