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Forget Snoop Doggy-Dog, forget ol' Ice T, the true word out on the streets is produced by the TAC

The 29th of October, 2001...

Cardinelle finds a chair and sits down, bored and looking for some attention.

OrionDouglas hands Cardinelle some ritalin.

[Cardinelle] Oh, how sweet some people can be!

Cardinelle rolls her eyes. She is pondering spilling her drink on this stranger.

OrionDouglas rolls Cardinelle's eyes back to her.

[Cardinelle] This is the life of a female cardinal. I'll bet archbishopress' never had to go through this.

Pratz 's Quite Content to stay right where he's sitting. A big wide smile covers his face. "Nothing like being near pretty girls."

OrionDouglas moves away from Pratz.

Tage smiles sweetly at Vegeta and places a hand on his shoulder . "your a funny bastard ..."

Vegeta scowls. "Get your hand off of me! Wench!". He promptly shoves it off.

[Tage] Awwe dont like to be touched eh? *lets loos a energy beam befor geting her hand knocked off* oppsie stupid me missed your head

Vegeta watches the ki blast hit a burd, which just happend to be there. "...Bad aim, eh?."

OrionDouglas gets a burd out of her backpack and flips it at Vegeta.

Vegeta is hit in the head with the burd. "ARGH! DIIIE!". He blasts the poor thing to oblivian.

OrionDouglas pulls out her Hammer of Headache Treatment

Mathiew sees Orion with the hammer. "You remind me of a certain Akane..."

OrionDouglas hits Mathiew of the head with her enchanted hammer. Repeatedly.

Mathiew is hit with a hammer... repeatedly...

[SelenaSoulfire] ouch that's gotta hurt *G*

Mathiew is too unconcious for any feedback, Selena.

OrionDouglas turns away from Mathiew and starts hitting Vegeta with her Hammer of Headache Treatment instead.

Mathiew thinks Orion has a dom queen fetish now... Don't ask.

OrionDouglas would like to sell the the ODie SM Queen doll for only $666.66

Mathiew wonders if Orion's SM Queen doll comes with... uh... 'accesories'... such as a rack and a wooden horse.... uh.. nevermind.

Spindell wonders how big OD's doll is?

OrionDouglas notes the ODie SM Queen doll comes with a 'Whip Me, Beat Me' Player figurine.

Mathiew adds a 'beat me, eat me' liccorice whip to OD's doll... whenever he wakes up.

OrionDouglas notes the ODie SM Queen doll is eighteen inches tall. *eg*

Spindell pouts at OD "Too big then..." Hands OD a leaf from a weeping willow.

OrionDouglas gets a weeping leaf and hands it some tissues.

Shezerai purrrrs...*mathiew unconsioius...free food?*

Shezerai gets up, slinking across the room to Mathiew, giving him a good sniffing

Shezerai sniffs Mathiew from head to heels, giving a snort at the stench of him

Mathiew is snorted by Shez.

OrionDouglas renames Mathiew to Cocane.

Mathiew is renameded.

Shezerai closes her jaws over Mathiew foot, grasping his footwear in her mouth and pulling it off

Mathiew gets his shoe *which kinda has moss growing in it* eaten by Shez.

Mathiew exits from this room

Shezerai thinks Mathiew always has to go when she's about to make him a snack

Shezerai carries the offending shoe over to OD

OrionDouglas continues hitting Vegeta with a large hammer over and over and over and over...

OrionDouglas looks down at the hello kitty and the shoe in it's mouth.

Shezerai drops the shoe at OD's feet

OrionDouglas puts down the hammer, picks up the mossy shoe, and starts hitting Vegeta with THAT instead.

Shezerai flops down to watch OD beat Vegeta

OrionDouglas hits Vegeta with the Mathiew's Shoe of Excessive Moss over and over and over and over...

Vegeta is hit with a shoe over and over again. "You're just asking me to kill you, aren't you?."

Shezerai licks her muzzel as OD tenderizes Vegeta

[OrionDouglas] No. If I was asking for you to kill me I'd be all like, "Dear Mr. Vegeta, could you please kill me?" Instead, I'm hitting you with a shoe. There is a difference.

OrionDouglas sprinkles various herbs and spices on Vegeta.

Vegeta wouldn't taste very good to begin with. Nothing like chicken.

Shezerai doesnt like Chicken Vegeta..you look more like a shishkabob...

OrionDouglas thinks Shez meant shishkaBOOB.

[MallusPneumaticosRex] sounds like something from a PETA resteraunt... a veget-a -bob!

Vegeta can never fight in peace here, can he?

OrionDouglas notes that Vegeta might not be able to fight in peace, but he's free to leave in pieces...

Vegeta wishes Kakarot was here...maybe they'd make a meal out of him instead.

OrionDouglas hates Kakarot cake, reminds her of bunnys. *shudder*

The 2nd of November, 2001...

Trav puts Mat ina Bunny suit,....

OrionDouglas sends fireballs hurtling toward the giant bunny!

Mathiew is in a bunny suit while holding a warmed up enema bag? And looks at Trav... fire in his eyes. "GRRR!"

Shezerai tail waves to Tia, spotting the giant bunny across the room

Mathiew guesses the fire in his eyes are the reflection of Orion's fireball coming his way... ".... eep?"

Mathiew is blown up.

OrionDouglas sees the hello kitty enter. "Hello Kitty!"

OrionDouglas is cooking Shez's dinner. ∩.∩

Mathiew blehs at Orion.

Shezerai likes 'em medium rare OD

OrionDouglas shuts off Mathiew's flames while he's crispy on the outside but still juicy on the inside.

Mathiew passes out on Orion.

Shezerai waits till Mathiew stops smoldering, dont want to burn her tongue or nothing

OrionDouglas pushes Mathiew away. Ikky!

Mathiew is all gristle....

Shezerai takes a few pouncing steps over to the Matheiw that OD discarded, she likes gristle, its chewy

Shezerai comes up behind Mathiew, delicately sinking her teeth into the seat of his pants

Shezerai tugs

Mathiew is tugged.

Shezerai tugs harder

[OrionDouglas] That's it Shez! Tear that bunny's (evil evil) tail right off!!

Mathiew loses his pants.

OrionDouglas loses her lunch.

Shezerai shakes her head, and thus the pants before letting them flutter to the floor. Hoping at Mathiew again,she goes for the seat of his undies this time

Mathiew undies are stolen.

Shezerai drops Mathiews undies which state 'property of Laney' on the inside lable

Laney was wondering where those undies went, Shezzie?!

Shezerai just took them off Mathiew Laney....thats where they went too

Shezerai goes for the hem of Mathiew's shirt, might as well finish the job

Mathiew guesses he's unconcious.

Mathiew wonders if it's odd for him to have no pants on and no undies on with a panther going for his shirt...

Shezerai guesses Matheiw forgot all the helpless people she stripped nakers in the main hall

Mathiew guesses Shez forgot how often he goes about nekkid in the mainhall anyway, so it wouldn't really phase him.

Shezerai diverses Mathiew of his shirt

Mathiew is nekkid thanks to Shez.

DarkWind removes Mathiew's body hair. Wow.

DarkWind is that good.

[OrionDouglas] ((That just leaves the bunny's head, Shez))

Shezerai notes that she knows that Mathiew...but see, she's going to eat you now

Mathiew is also charbroiled thanks to Orion.

Mathiew is bald and... um... as hairless as a nine year old boy....

Shezerai thanks DW for the removal of body hair, it gets stuck in her teeth lots of times

Mathiew knows that too, Shez... oh well... wouldn't be the first time he died in the keep... so just adds another one to the list.

Shezerai walks up Mathiews bare back, picking up a large paw, placing it down on the top of Mathiews head

OrionDouglas summons a large ball of cold water above mathiew. She lets go, drenching him.

[Mathiew] Bunny: *is now a powder puff white bunny*

[Mathiew] Bunny: *wakes up and looks around*

Mathiew hops onto Shez's head and curls up for a nap.

Shezerai reminds Mathiew that DW dehairded him

OrionDouglas screams at the sudden apprance of a bunny!

Shezerai shakes Mathiew off her head and onto the floor, repeatedly pouncing on hm

Mathiew flies straight for Orion's face... coming in too close for her to use her magic.

Mathiew is the infamous bunny from Monty Python!

OrionDouglas sets herself on fire! So Nhea!

Mathiew lands on DW's head... leaving him a 'present' to clean off later.

Mathiew flies after Orion again.

Shezerai bounds after MathiewBunny, careening into DW's chair with Cel in his lap, then back across the room towards OD

Elli shrieks OOCly at Mattiew the bunny and qoutes Tim. "Ack you dinna believe me did ye? Oh is just a wee rabbit ye said. I told ye I told ye! It's a killer!"

OrionDouglas notes that if the bunny touches her, we will all sample the smell of roast rabbit fur...

Mathiew runs from Shez lots.

Mathiew hops onto Elli's head and curls up for a nap again.

Shezerai pounces Mathiew and thus Elli, hard

Mathiew hides under Elli's chair/couch/Table/etc.

Elli falls down and looks at Shez. "My you're a big kitty."

Shezerai scrambles to her feet, bounding after Mathiew, over setting the chair/couch/Table/etc.

Mathiew hides in... um... in... um... DW's backpack.

Shezerai goes after DW's backpack, clawing at it

DarkWind looks down at his backpack. He shrugs.

DarkWind asks Shezerai very kindly not to claw at his armor.

Shezerai just wants the bunny DW

Mathiew exits from this room

Shezerai grumbles ic and ooc, he ALWAYS does that!

Laney thinks that if this was a dream, we'd all be naked and covered in Laneysauce....err.... ummm. MEEP!

[DarkWind] "Mmmm...Laneysauce...."

DarkWind wipes his mouth with the sleeve of his robe....

Alastria oocly LMFAO @ Laney!

OrionDouglas likes that dream, Laney.

Laney is gonna have that dream VERY soon....

Shezerai finds a frilly nighty in DW's back pack, pulling it out she drops it across Cel's lap

Celaeno has a frilly nightie in her lap? She puts it on for the hell of it.

OrionDouglas puts her ring back on, changing to NekoOrion again.

Elli giggles at Cel. "Now don't you look lovely?"

DarkWind blinks at Celaeno wearing Tash's nighty. He laughs.

OrionDouglas looks at imaginary insects. She trys to swat them from the sky.

Shezerai continues to root through DW's backpack

Celaeno does a little twirl for DW, and dons her jeans and flannel shirt once more.

Shezerai flings another pair of Lanen's undies across the room with her paw

Laney is wondersing how everyone is getting all her panties? She rarely ever wears any, and now she knows why. Everyone else has 'em!

Alastria likes wearing your panties, Laney!

Elli giggles as the panties fly and OOCly at Laney's thoughts.

Slinky likes wearing your panties, too, Laney!

DarkWind has more than just Lanen's panties in his traveling pack.

Laney doesn't mind 'Lasty wearing her panties, especially while she's still in 'em. *winks*

Laney has pictures of Slinky in her panties.

Pratz wouldn't mind wearing Laney's panties while she's still in 'em either.

DarkWind has quite an odd array of things in his pack, really...

Shezerai conintues to muta|ate DW's pack, the damn thing's got now bottom!

OrionDouglas gets a pair of panties on her head. She rushes around the room trying to get them off!

[Pratz] Or Alastria's, or Orion's or Tia's or for that matter %80 of the girls in the Keep at this point in time.

Elli wonders why everyone likes wearing Laney's panties. *Shrug*

TiaStar blinks at Pratz ...

Celaeno is waiting for a pair of her shoes to come flying out of that pack...

Alastria doesn't wear panties, Pratz....she only wear's Laney's panties...so you'd actually be wearing Laney's panties if you were wearing hers...or something like that...

OrionDouglas would make a swipe at Pratz's crotch but she's trying to get panties off her head.

Shezerai flings out some of DW's undies, they are one of those novilty pairs, with an elepant face on the front, compete with trunk

DarkWind glances over his shoulder at the various objects being removed from his backpack. He was starting to wonder where those had gone off to...

Alastria oocly LOL @ Shez..

TiaStar blinks looking over at Shez, then glances at DW and chuckles

Elli arches an eyebrow at Shez and her findings and then looks at DW. "Do you always wear those or just to impress people?"

Laney hopes Shezzie doesn't find her buzzy thing in his backpack... she lost that long ago.

Shezerai scoots out a pair of stiletto heels from the backpack

DarkWind gives Elli an innocent look. "Well...it's more of a special occasion type thing, really..."

Shezerai backs up and starts growling at DW's pack, its sort of growling back

Elli smiles. "Oh really..... and what occasion would that be?"

Celaeno woots at Shezzie, she's been looking for those! She KNEW DW had them

Alastria oocly LMAO @ Shez!!!

OrionDouglas SLAMS into DW's backpack, knocking the panty's off her head. She meows in happyness!

Laney eeps at Shezzie. "Oh cripes... she's found Ol' Yeller."

Alastria oocly LMAO @ Laney....dear gawd...

Shezerai starts hissing as something starts wiggling out of DW's pack.Its sort of hummmmming...then OD falls on it (ut ooooohhhhh)

OrionDouglas hackles rise and she moves away from the pack.

Shezerai watches the vibrating,long rubber type thing persue OD

OrionDouglas is now clinging from the rafters, hissing and spitting.

[MarcusDarkwinter] wh Copperbright god I want you so bad my little Rose.....*low and gravelly*

MarcusDarkwinter stomps a stage wh

Shezerai 's player oooohs at a fudged wh

Alastria oocly ROTFLMFAO @ Marcus!!

DarkWind points and laughs!

Thisel snickers.

Laney oocly ROFL!

TiaStar oocly laughs her a$$ off

OrionDouglas swats a wh pixie out of the air.

Pratz doesn't laugh. He's DONE whispers like that before and knows how bad it is. He sends MD's Player his condolences.

Alastria pokes Pratz, "Bullshit..you KNOW you're laughing!"

Elli notes to Pratz she's seen worse.... much worse..... *Shared snikker with someone in the room.*

Alastria really isn't sure if she feels worse for Marcus or Copperbright *snickers*

Pratz shakes his head at Alastria. "I have NOT laughed once yet!"

DarkWind takes a moment to laugh. Again.

Shezerai bats at the vibrating, long rubbery type thing iwth her paw, sending it across the room at Pratz as he yells

TiaStar blinks and wonders if Shez just batted a vibrator

Alastria oocly notes to Tia...Yup!!! That's Lanen's vibrator!

Shezerai dont know what it is Tia...Laney does =P

Elli looks at Shez. "Kitty, that's not how you use that at all. Not near as much fun as the right way." *Grin*

TiaStar laughs oocly and icly at the batted Laney's vibrator

Laney swears that's not hers! Errr....

Pratz gets a long vibrating rubber thing fired at him? He would catch it, but he just bats it onto his couch with a arm.

Elli walks over and picks up the shaking rod and turns it off. She looks closely. "Hey an inscription. It say's 'Lan... no wait Lane....' Oh would someone come read this?"

Laney knows where Ol' Yellers been, acttually... but hehe...err... Frankly she's surprised the batteries are still good. Must be energizers.

Pratz swipes the LVRT from Elli and sticks it behind his couch. "I'll take that, thank you!"

Pratz now has a gift for Belle. After it's been properly cleaned and detoxified. No telling WHERE it's been....

Elli sticks her tongue out at Pratz. "Shame on you for stealing other people's toys."

Pratz shakes his head at Elli. "I'm not gonna use it! It's for my wife!"

Elli nods at Pratz and uses sarcasim. "Oh sure.... right.... of course....." She gigles and quickly makes her way out of striking distance.

Pratz CHASES Elli back into striking distance and attempts a pounce! "C'mere you! Why, if I get my hands on you I'll SHOW you what that thing's used for!"

Elli lets herself be pounced and she smiles up at Pratz suggestivly. "Oh but my.... we've just met." She giggles some more.

Pratz looks down at Elli and grins. "Like it matters?"

Lothar enters this room

OrionDouglas , clinging to the rafters, starts hissing and spitting at Lothar.

Lothar looks up at OD "Does that mean you want a kiss?"

DarkWind wants a kiss, Lothar! Kiss him!

Lothar doesnt think so, DW

OrionDouglas continues hissing and spitting.

Lothar gets up and walks to the bar. He gets up on it and then jumps into the rafters. He THEN commences walking towards the clinging OD

Lothar looks down at OD "So. Whats your problem? Just PMS?"

OrionDouglas swipes her claws in Lothar's direction.

Lothar takes a step back "Whoa... when did you get claws?"

OrionDouglas is in Neko form, silly.

Lothar has no IDEA what Neko form is

Lothar pokes at OD with a finger

OrionDouglas is currently an anthro cat.

Lothar oh's... and continues poking

OrionDouglas slashes at Lothar's extended hand.

Lothar pulls back quickly, only to send his finger in for another poke

OrionDouglas lets go of the rafter and drops back to the floor. She walks over to Shez...

[Lothar] "Aww... I was having fun." he takes a seat on the rafter and looks about

Shezerai goes back to tearing up DW's pack, looking for something more intresting

Shezerai flings out a pair of DW's britches, a whole in the backside of them

Elli looks at Shez's recent discovery. "I don't want to know what that hole is for."

Shezerai finds of tube of something or other and bats it around with her paws a few moments before lozing intrest in it and going back to DW's pack

DarkWind catches the pair. He blinks at them. "Oh yes! I remember these!" He tosses the pair into the fire. "Draconlith," he adds sheepishly.

OrionDouglas pounces the tube of KY Shez lost intrest in.

Laney eeps and picks up her feet as the tube of KY splorts it's gooey lube towards her as Orion pounces on it.

OrionDouglas makes a sad face at the flattened lube tube.

Shezerai shoves a br@ across the floor, its cups emblazed with smiley faces

DarkWind frowns slightly as Shezerai continues her futile attempt to reach the bottom of his pack. "Please put that tube back when you are done, Shezerai! I do need it..." He frets terribly

Shezerai dont have it any more DW, and goes back to flinging thing from his pack

Laney wants to know how that much of her wardrobe got into DW's pack?!

DarkWind gives Laney an innocent look. If he can pluck a stuffed horse out of the planes, one must assume that he can steel Laney's undergarments from remote, and more importantly - safe - locations.

Laney was wondering about her current draft problem, DW.

DarkWind thinks you look good that way, Laney. Mmm. Chilly.

Laney thinks the proper terminology is 'nipply', DW. =)

DarkWind gasps. Laney has such a way with words!

Shezerai scoots another tube across the floor, this one larger and more colorfull, followed by a open box that sprays tiny little foil packets across the floor

DarkWind pokes at Shezerai. "Are you quite done yet?"

Alastria looks at Shez, 'Uh...Shez babe...at least try not to punture those packets with your sharp, pointy teeth...we got enough kids in the Keep these days...we don't need any little DW's running around..."

OrionDouglas thinks DW uses them to make his own version of Water Ballon of Instant Orgasm

DarkWind blinks at the foil packets. They stand on end, dance back into their box, and stay there.

Shezerai brings her head out of DW's pack and looks at him. A tassel hanging lopsided over her ear

DarkWind blows at the tassle on Shezerai's ear and decides to just let her go at it.