Kids Say the Dumbest Things
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You love me! You really love me!

The 3rd of November, 2001...

Gone to pot

OrionDouglas wishes she had a plot...

Lanen mistakes what Orion posted and sends her a pot.

OrionDouglas gets a pot! She places it on her head and starts banging it...

Lanen is always glad to help Orion entertain herself.

TiaStar blinks seeing Lanen give Orion a pot and is reminded of the pot giving practice in Jungle To Jungle and cracks up laughing oocly

Shezerai 's player thinks that means OD and Laney are dateing now Tia

TiaStar 's player nods to Shez ...

Lanen would date Orion. She's just freaky enough to put up with her.

OrionDouglas becomes a romantic interest.

Lanen would be Orion's dividend.

Aurora enters this room

OrionDouglas waves a pot at Aurora.

Aurora nods to Orion, and climbs up on the bar happily.

Lanen plants Orion.

OrionDouglas gets planted. She waters herself.

Lanen fertilizes Orion.

OrionDouglas dosn't want to think about what Lanen did.

Lanen wanted to share her dinner with you somehow, Orion.

OrionDouglas digs herself up, washes herself off and smiles.

Lanen thinks Orion has blossomed nicely. =)

OrionDouglas needs a bigger bra then, Lanen.

Lanen upgrades Orion to a 24 oz cup.

OrionDouglas shows her new 24 oz cups to Aurora.

Aurora drools over OD's cups


What's that?

OrionDouglas giggles for no reason whatsoever.

Travie takes the mirror away from Orion ;)

OrionDouglas looks at Lanen instead.

Lanen makes a silly face at Orion, then a seductive one.

OrionDouglas winks lasviv.. er.. lasciv.. um.. just winks at Lanen.

The 6th of November, 2001...

Ick! A bug!

[Celebi] bii bi bi bii celebiii....

OrionDouglas thanks Celebi for that insightful comment.

Celebi inches his hand closer and closer and closer and is always glad to help Orion :)

OrionDouglas gets some grass-killer out of her backpack, just in case.

Celebi sits up, sitting on Coppers head and looks at Orion giggling

Celebi holds a Mint Berry in front of Coppers face and wiggles

Celebi pats her head and flits over to Orion, hovering in front of her

Sylia meows at Orion.

OrionDouglas talks to the animals.

Celebi giggles and holds out three Mint Berries "Cel?"

OrionDouglas giggles and holds out the grass-killer. "Drink?"

Celebi nods and takes the Grasskiller giggling

OrionDouglas nodsnods and takes the mint berries giggling.

Celebi flits off to the bar, noting Mint Berries are a wake up berry, harmless but better than coffee..lots of coffee :)

Celebi lands and puts it down, grabbing a tall glass, and dissapearing behind the bar

OrionDouglas chews on a mint berry.

Celebi pops up and the glass has ice-cubes in it...walking back to the GrassKiller, he starts to pour it into the glass carefuly

Celebi puts whats left in the bin, closing the lid and washing his hands, flicking water off he walks to the bottles and looks at them, trying to decide what colours best

Celebi hops up and grabs a bottle of lime juice and lemon juice, walking back he starts to mix a small stream from both into the glass

Celebi stops, puts the bottles down and mixes the drink with a straw

Celebi picks it up, slipping a small coctail umbrella into the ice, and carries it back to Orion and beams at her "Celebi"

[OrionDouglas] For me?

Celebi nods and giggles

OrionDouglas takes the beverage and studys it, there is something missing...

[OrionDouglas] A-HA!

Celebi flits behind her

OrionDouglas dips a flaming finger into the concoction, setting it alight. She then sculls the burning drink.

OrionDouglas makes a face. "ICK, needs vodka!"

Celebi oooooh's

OrionDouglas pulls a bottle of vodka out of her pouch and drinks it quickly, as a chaser.

OrionDouglas turns, faces Celebi and lets out a big belch of flame.

Celebi tumbles backwards, slightly scorched and coughs a little black cloud blinking

OrionDouglas giggles.

Celebi grins and takes a deeeeeeep breath, blasting his water gun attack at Orion

OrionDouglas diverts the water back to Celebi. And before you cry out 'munchkin!', check her /whois.

Celebi dosn't mind, giggles and spluttering, spinning around and washing off the scorch marks

OrionDouglas drinks the rest of the drink, faces Celebi, and belches flame again.

Celebi ducks down chortling

Celebi cartwheels about and smiles...

Celebi sits on the floor and giggles hopping from foot to foot to get Orions attention "Celebi!!"

OrionDouglas pops some ritalin and looks at Celebi. "What?"

OrionDouglas flicks some ritalin at Celebi.

Celebi giggles, the giggle trailing of as his form glows green, melding and elongating, he grins back at her, an exact copy

OrionDouglas RUNS AWAY from the soylent green OrionDouglas!

OrionDouglas kisses Aurora as she passes.

[Celebi] OrionDouglas: *Follows Orion Giggling, kissing Aurora as he passes*

Aurora kisses OD back, and proceeds to a comfy couch to mope.

Aurora blinks, cause she thinks she was kissed twice.

OrionDouglas pulls on her ring as she RUNS and shifts to neko-form, she jumps up into the rafters and blows raspberrys at soylent green OrionDouglas.

The 8th of November, 2001...

There's something about Orion

OrionDouglas enters this room

Jeff decides to get a woman and pounces OrionDouglas

OrionDouglas sets herself on fire, in the hopes of warding off Jeff.

Mathiew waves to Orion. "hallo!"

OrionDouglas grrrs at Mathiew.

Jeff is not discuraged, putting on a firemans suit and cuddling her..he's even got one of those rebreather thingys

Jerl Grrs sexily at Orion....it's based on principle, and maybe she'll slap him cuz she wont see him for a LOOOOOOOOONG time...

OrionDouglas slaps Jerl out of principal.

Jerl gets slapped...yay....

[Mathiew] I just said hello, Orion... nothing wrong with that, is it?

OrionDouglas grrs at Mathiew again.

[Mathiew] Is that a sexy grr, Orion?

Jeff picks up OD, maybe he can sell her into a harem

[OrionDouglas] No Mathiew, it's more of an 'if you come any closer I'm going to rip your head off' kinda grr.

OrionDouglas knows that Mathiew is an evil bunny in disguise.

Mathiew throws plush rabbit dolls to Orion.

OrionDouglas zaps the bunnys in midair with a few cool lightning bolts.

Mathiew snickers at Orion and snacks on a carrot...


Shiver me timbers

Rayce 's living in freaking Scotland, Ria. Aberdeen. It's 5:19am. Do you know where your nads are? They're in your pants, growing icicles.

Mathiew ewws at Rayce's icicle nads. "That must chafe..."

Jeff secretly passes Rayce some thermal heated battery powered undies to defrost said nads

The 12th of November, 2001... ...In the Matrix

[SomeLoser] This happened when the Keep was down, and we were forced to use something else...
whatisthematrix?

OrionDouglas enters this room

Pratz enters this room

Pratz wanders in, appropriates a couch, and collapses.

OrionDouglas stumbles around the black on black decor, trying to find a couch.

Pratz flips on a light switch so Orion can see her way through the blackness.

OrionDouglas can see the light. She moves toward the light.

Pratz screams. "Don't go towards the light!"

OrionDouglas doesn't go toward the light then. Sheesh!

OrionDouglas finds a couch. By falling over it.

Pratz hears a thump in the distance. "Ouch..."

OrionDouglas sits on the couch. She looks at Pratz.

Pratz looks back at Orion, and makes faces at her.

OrionDouglas hides behind her couch.

Pratz snickers. "The only thing keeping me from coming over there is the huge expanse of total blackness from here to there."

...later...

DesendingAngel enters this room

DesendingAngel walks in noding to all and draws his sword keeping it to his side.

OrionDouglas draws her sword on a piece of paper and fold it up into a plane. She throws it at Pratz.

Pratz catches the sword and gets a nasty paper cut. He looks back at Orion with big puppy dog eyes.

[OrionDouglas] You know Pratz, the puppy dog might want those eyes back...

Pratz grins. "Nah. I got 'em on permanant loan from the Player, and ya know how useless those are."

OrionDouglas nods at the duct tape repository that is her player. "Yup."

( OrionDouglas flips a coin => Fail )

( Pratz flips a coin => Fail )

[OrionDouglas] Life sucks, huh.

OrionDouglas picks up the coin. It has 'Fail' written on both sides. "Figures."

Pratz chuckles. "I wonder where the Pass coin went?"

[OrionDouglas] It got left in the main hall.

[Pratz] "No kidding."

[OrionDouglas] Along with all my stuff. >SOB!<

[Pratz] "I know. Along with all my friends. I mean, damn, who wants to come here when they can come to the Keep?"

[OrionDouglas] Um.. Cause the doors of the main hall are barred?

[Pratz] "Oh yeah." He pouts.

[Pratz] "We may end up being the only two folks sittin' in here soon."

SakuraK enters this room

Pratz waves at Sakura.

SakuraK exits from this room

OrionDouglas looks thru the gloom at the new arrival.

[OrionDouglas] Or not.

Pratz grins. "You got me, babe."

[OrionDouglas] I'll wait.

Pratz snickers.

OrionDouglas waits an hour.

[Pratz] "What, you think you can do better?"

OrionDouglas waits another hour.

[OrionDouglas] Damn. Player hasta go.

Pratz nods. "Seeya later. I'll hold up the ... blackness."

The 13th of November, 2001... ...In the Matrix

Long live the king.. er.. queen.. er.. king..

DogStar claps and the Kawaii Crown plops onto Rusty's head. "There. You're the King of Kawaii." He goes over and sits on his couch, looking for all the world that he's just Not Cute.

Rusty points to Lady Drake. "That's anther thing that happens when you have an over inflated ego. You think you're better than anybody else." He then blinks at the crown. "....Agh..." **^.^**

Rusty 's got some kinda anti-ego field! Kickass! =DF

DogStar sighs. "I don't know why I even tried to be cute against the master. I was shamed by such as Mrip-Chan. I wasted my efforts for all the cuteness in the world was focally concentrated in one point in the multiverse!" He howls, sadly.

[Rusty] "Hey... Tails is ADORABLE!"

[Rusty] "Besides... Mrip's more sexy now she's got her anthro form. c.c;

DogStar moans. "Noooo, he is as nothing compared to the lord, the king, no, the GOD OF KAWAII!"

[Rusty] "Uh...

[Rusty] Dude?...

Rusty tosses the crown away and icks. "All this worship's making me sick. Stoppit."

[DogStar] "I'm jus' tryin' to get a spontaneous POOF goin' on here man. I feel like having more fun tonight that I've had all day. Been a craaaapy day."

DogStar exits from this room

DogStar enters this room

DogStar looks back and forth, then shrugs. "Ehhhh."

[Rusty] "Well there's the POOF right there. You poofed, and repoofed. n.n;

OrionDouglas enters this room

OrionDouglas is a spontaneous POOF, er, lesbian!

DogStar could make a joke offa Orion's last comment, but he doesn't wann hurt anyone's feelings.

[OrionDouglas] Hurt away!

[OrionDouglas] (if you don't mind being hurt right back, that is)

DogStar points at Rusty. "I was trying to CREATE a spontaneous lesbian. It didn't work. I mean, do I have to dump hot water on him or something?"

[OrionDouglas] Nono. Cold Water.

[Rusty] "No. It's cold water. And that just brings about Rochelle. And she's bi. ^.^:

OrionDouglas lifts up Rusty's label. it reads. "Cold machine wash. Drip dry only"

DogStar slips outta sight with a evil cackle.

DogStar reappears at the entrance to the kitchen with one of those cool bamboo sticks with the two buckets hanging off each end.

Rusty blinks at DS. "...You wouldn't."

OrionDouglas stays out of this. Because SHE would.

DogStar would, he can, and he certainly tries. He drops the pole to the floor, then SLINGS! a bucket full of water with ice in it at Rusty.

Rusty is ICED!

Rusty exits from this room

Rochelle enters this room

DogStar looks at Rochelle. "Hmmm."

Rochelle appears where Rusty was, wet, and unclothed, and rather surprised.

[Rochelle] "You know what the worst thing is?

[Rochelle] "DogStar lost all his clothing too.

DogStar grins at Rochelle. "Nah. Not quite Rochelle enough." He picks up the second bucket, walks over to her, and dumps the bucket of Ice Cold Water on her head.

DogStar looks at himself. "I'm still clothed... what have you been smoking?"

Rochelle POUNCES DogStar and YOINKZ his clothing "YOINK!" She then waves, having to run!

DogStar gets his clothing YOINKed! "Ah! There's a draft! And that water's COLD!"

Rochelle then poofles as she leaves. Laters! *hugs and snugs and lots of yiffy stuff on OD!

Rochelle pours ice water on DS before she leaves too. Ah. Kitsune Magic

Rochelle exits from this room


Furry naked dude

DogStar curls into a dripping, cold, naked ball. "Hmph."

OrionDouglas moves away from DogStar. He's creepy.

OrionDouglas TRIPS over the black on black decor again! ARGGH! >.<

DogStar goes behind the bar to find something to wear.

[OrionDouglas] DON'T LEAVE ALONE WITH THIS CREEP!

DogStar comes back out from behdin the bar wearing a apron. Just a apron. "Creep? Who? Where?"

Aurora enters this room

OrionDouglas mucho hugs Aurora!

[OrionDouglas] Saved at last!

Aurora hugs OD back very muchly.

[Aurora] "Saved?"

DogStar looks at Orion. "It's not like I asked for all my clothing to be stolen. I don't even like this stupid apron."

[OrionDouglas] DonttakeitoffDonttakeitoff!

OrionDouglas nodsnods to Aurora. She knows how to make the bad stuff go away!

Aurora laughs "What do you want me to do away."

OrionDouglas looks up and down Aurora's attire. Insert thinking music here...

Aurora looks down at her clothes and back at OD "Huh? What?"

OrionDouglas shakes her head. "Never mind" ∩.∩ "Just thinking bad thoughts"

Aurora winks at Orion "What kinda thought?" eg*

DogStar walks over close to Orion. "BAd thoughts? Oooh, come on, tel me!"

[OrionDouglas] The kind of bad thought you never share with MEN! *she glares at DogStar*

DogStar hmphs. "Tell me, or I'll take the apron off!"

OrionDouglas HIDES behind Aurora! "Eeep!"

DogStar grins. "Ok... then just tell Aurora!"

Aurora smiles back at OD "You okay hon."

OrionDouglas tells Aurora her bad thoughts.

[OrionDouglas]>[Aurora] You said "what do you want me to do away"... I was thinking which piece of your clothing would be "done away" with first.

[Aurora]>[OrionDouglas] Which piece?

DogStar wishes he had his clothes on, instead of just this stupid apron.

[OrionDouglas]>[Aurora] Well, we'll have to start with the outmost piece, naturally!

[Aurora]>[OrionDouglas] Top or bottom

[OrionDouglas]>[Aurora] TOP! TOP!

[Aurora]>[OrionDouglas] So you want me to loose my hat?

[OrionDouglas]>[Aurora] o/' You can leave your hat on o/'

OrionDouglas just realized. It's a clear plastic apron! ARGHH! ARGHH!

[Aurora]>[OrionDouglas] so, you want me to loose my shirt?

DogStar blinks and looks down. "Ah, hell." He covers all the fun bits with both paws.

OrionDouglas nodnods.


o/' I like trucking o/'

Copperbright smiles...." so whatcha been up to Clemie?"

Clem shrugs again. "Hiding, running, avoiding. Same as usual."

OrionDouglas nodnods. Them bunnys are persistant, aren't they!

Clem tries to make OD happy. "I hit a bunny on the highway yesterday."

[Copperbright] which highway?

[OrionDouglas] How's the car?

[Clem] The #1 highway, and it's a truck... With a taste of bunny blood now.

OrionDouglas jumps for JOY!

[Copperbright] emmm.....no stopping it now.....not when it has the taste for it

Clem also swerves to hit gophers and field mice as well... Still avoids the skunks for some reason though. ;)

Clem shudders, "And the porqupines."

Copperbright frowns slightly......not sure what a gopher is......but hell sounds small and hairy

Clem curses as he can't remember what the gopher is related to..

Clem knows it's small and furry though.

[Copperbright] hairy..furry isnt it the same thing.....not skinny

[OrionDouglas] Gopher: Releated to the common dogsbody, is frequently seen around offices bringing cups of coffee to those in command.

Clem was actually waiting for that from you, OD.

[Copperbright] emmmm..really Orion....

Clem meant the smart-arsed comment.

[OrionDouglas] I aim to please.

[Clem] You should start aiming closer to the mark then, Orion.

Clem smirks.

OrionDouglas fits her humour with a laser-sight.

[OrionDouglas] Quiet Nursy.

Clem shrugs.

[Copperbright]>[OrionDouglas] old Clem seems in a non plus mood dont you think

OrionDouglas hands Clem a +1 to cheer him up.

Clem gets handed a +1. He rips the 1 from it, takes the + and sharpens the edges.

[OrionDouglas] No Clem! Stay Good! Stay Good!

Copperbright blinks at Chuckles....." good god woman dont ask the impossible

[OrionDouglas] Chuckles???

Clem tosses the impromtu throwning star at the dagger board. He misses by a large margin. As it the sharpened + goes careening into the bottles behind the bar, shattering one.

[OrionDouglas] MY VODKA! ARGGH!

[Clem] Nothings impossible, only overrated.

Clem whistles innocently.

Copperbright smiles at Clem...." guess you would know...."

Clem nods. "Aye cap'n. That I do know."

OrionDouglas weeps over the remains of the vodka. She looks up. "Why God? Why?"

Clem looks at Orion. "1, because there is no god, 2, because if there was, it sure as 'ell doesn't know mercy."

OrionDouglas looks at Clem. "Why Clem? Why?"

Clem looks at Orion. "I got jealous. You bowed down and worshiped someone else."

M O R E
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