page XVI

A little more green on black mayhem.

The 15th of November, 2001... ...In the Matrix

The 20th of November, 2001...

Sylia yiffs the room. She does so by turning to each and every person and saying, "Yiff."

Pratz snickers at Rochelle. "Cute, but blonde."

Rochelle nods to Pratz. "I suffer from Mihoshi Syndrome" o.o;;;

[Pratz] "Oh really Roche? I always heard it was a acute case of nymphomania coupled ((*evil snicker*)) with a willingness to screw anything living until it dies, then screw it some more. "

Rochelle ¬.¬'s at Pratz.

[Rochelle] "Remind me to shove a chainsaw up y'ass for that one."

Pratz grins at Rochelle. "... I was going to say something about you enjoying that, but I'm going to be a gentleman and not."

Rochelle glowers at Pratz, managing a growl. "You damned right you'd better not."

Rochelle 's player pokes his head in and winces at Pratz'. "Dude? Bad idea." ^.^;;;

Pratz fires a parting shot. "Oooh, the mating call of the Klingons. Should I be flattered or run for the hills?"

Rochelle summons a cup of coffee just specially so she can sip some, and spit it out in surprise at Pratz's comment, before launching herself over the sofa at him. "THat's IT!!" >.<;

OrionDouglas glares at Pratz.

Pratz YIPES and tries desperately to get over his couch before the Ro-ICBM hits.

Rochelle somehow whips out a metal bat from somewhere, crashing into the couch, and clambering over it to chase after PRatz. "I'm gonna ram this bat so far up your ass you'll feel it in the roof of your head!" >.<;

Sylia blinks at Rochelle and is suddenly reminded of Narusagawa from Love Hina.

Rochelle swings for Pratz's head. "BAKA NO HENTAI!!" >.<;

SethR jus laughs at Roch..

Pratz hits the floor at a run and heads for the bar. "I got an idea! How about YOU shove the bat up YOUR ass? You'll enjoy it more!" He eeps and dives over the bar, getting a shoulder clipped with the bat.

Jaesom 's ogres attempt to grab Rochelle.

Sylia falls out of her couch laughing at Pratz's comment.

SethR thinks the ogre should jus back down now.

SethR acks as Pratz is headed his way!

[Jaesom] I doubt it's a good idea to hurt my little friend here, deserving as he may be...

Rochelle darts after Pratz, but gets grabbed. She freezes, then turns to look at the ogres, growling fiercely, and causing a fireball RIGHT where she stands. ph33r the fire kitsunes...

Rochelle is of course immune to fire because it's her element, so those ogres are going to be preeeetty toasted.

Jaesom 's ogres burst into flames and run around.

Pratz changes course in midflight and dodges Seth closely, then hears a fireball worthy of any ancient wrym light up behind him, and prays for a quick death. "PLEASE! I taste better raw than barbequed! You can eat all ya want, too!"

Rochelle growls, and chases after Pratz again, being sure not to swing for him as she passes near Seth, trying to pounce Pratz. "I'm gonna do something FAR worse" >.<;

Jaesom then arms a crossbow. The bolts are magical, being enchanted to turn into iceballs when they're launched.

Jaesom shoots two bolts at the ogres.

SethR meeps! and peers over the bartop..looking at Pratz and Roch

Jaesom then slaps them both around, "The price of those bolts is going to come out of your pay... Come, I feel like a pint."

Rochelle , hopes she's pounced Pratz. =)

( Pratz rolls 1d20 => 15 )

( Rochelle rolls 1d20 => 9 )

Rochelle checks roll.

Rochelle is flipped ONTO. o.O

[Rochelle] "...Oro??"

OrionDouglas darts out of her seat, eyes glaring angerly. "GET OFF HER!"

Pratz flips over Ro... and then Onto her? "Hiyas down there, from up here!" He musses Ro's hair but good, and runs.

Rochelle phazes out, appearing behind Pratz, glowering.

SethR curls into a ball...fearing OD

Pratz skids to a halt between Orion and Rochelle, grinning madly. "Oooh, three way, fun..."

Rochelle glances to Seth. "Seth? Get the rope. and... THE tape..."

Rochelle summons the bat again. "...Orion hon?... Would you happen to have a chainsaw?"

Pratz looks at Ro with big puppy dog eyes. "Aww.. 3 on 1? No fair. Am I gonna have to start shooting?"

Sylia is afraid of Rochelle and Orion now... Moatie help her should she got on either person's bad side...

OrionDouglas pulls her dagger out her pouch, super-heats it and HURLS it at Pratz (d20)

( OrionDouglas rolls 1d20 => 9 )

( Pratz rolls 1d20 => 11 )

SethR does as Roch orderd

[Rochelle] "Shooting won't really work on me, and you know that."

Rochelle attempts to grab Pratz too. n.n

( Rochelle rolls 1d20 => 17 )

Pratz gets his clothes scorched by the dagger... then... ((rollin'))

( Pratz rolls 1d20 => 15 )

OrionDouglas curses as her dagger hits nothing but cloth.

SethR has the rope and THE tape

[Pratz] ... then gets a arm grabbed by Rochelle. "Uh-oh."

Rochelle 's a kitsune, Sylia. You DON'T get on their bad side. She grabs Pratz firmly, and growls rather fiercely.

Rochelle takes the rope and THE tape, and slams Pratz down into a chair, tying him up very, very firmly.

Pratz decides to talk his way out of this one. "Aww... " He blanks.

Rochelle cracks her knuckles and grins, whispering to Orion.

[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] I hope he likes he who cannot be named the Dinosaur. Otherwise I'm going to have to use more physical torture...

Pratz gets slammed into a chair and tied up. "This is not good."

Pratz looks behind Rochelle and his eyes widen. "Belle!"

SethR goes over to Sylia...hes runnin actually..wants to get away from them!

[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] And by "like", I mean "Can't Stand"

Sylia would most assuredly die if she ever ticked anyone in the Keep off 'cause her magic is pathetic compared to most everyone's here anyway...

OrionDouglas calms down a little as Rochelle seems to be no longer in danger.

[Pratz] "You've come to save me! Thank You!" He looks really convincing...

SethR looks at Sylia.."Hey.."

Rochelle physically picks up Pratz and chair, and sets him infront of the TV, shoves some headphones on him, and plugs them into the TV, before slipping THE Tape (VHS) into the VCR. She talks apparently to Belle. "Don't mind us. We're just showing Pratz the error of insulting a Kitsune."

Rochelle ph33rz nobody, PRatz. ONly one thing she does ph33r. ;)

Rochelle keeps an eye on Pratz though. :)

Pratz sighs and drops the con. It was a good con, anyway.

Rochelle then sets about taping Pratz's eyes open....

Rochelle giggles evilly, and makes Pratz watch TV... The utterly worst TV she can imagine. n.n

Sylia sees a purple dinosaur on the TV Pratz is watching. "No one deserves that! No one!"

Pratz blinks and watches the TV for a few minutes quietly.

Rochelle waits...

Rochelle looks at her fingers.

Rochelle plots other forms of torture...

[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] Frostbite?

Pratz starts singing at the top of his lungs with the TV. "I LUV YOOO, YOOO LUV MEEEE..."

Rochelle hasn't allowed you to blink or close your eyes either, Pratz. She's keeping your eyes moist with eyedrops periodically too. :P

Rochelle aghs, and frowns...

[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] *earperks and grins*

Rochelle turns the TV off and grumbles, then looks to Orion. "You know any ice magic?"

[Rochelle] "Pratz, you're one disturbed individual."

Pratz smiles at Rochelle. "Hey I Was Watching That! It Was Cheerful!"

[OrionDouglas] Of couse. I am an elemental mage, after all. Remove his shoes.

Rochelle Grins and does so.

Pratz winks at Rochelle, as best he can. "Nah. I just like screwing with your mind. A brain is a wonderful thing to (CENSORED)."

Rochelle pats Pratz's head. "Fine."

[Rochelle] "But don't make me go into your head and REALLY fsck your mind up.

OrionDouglas looks at Pratz's toes. <tweety>"Ohh! Look at all the piddys!"</tweety>

Rochelle giggles at Orion. n.n

Pratz chuckles at Rochelle. "Can't be done. It's been tried."

Pratz looks at Orion and blinks. "Sufferin' Succotash!"

OrionDouglas starts cooling the air around Pratz's feet.

Pratz just sits and watches Orion for a minute.

OrionDouglas starts freezing the air around Pratz feet.

Rochelle Watches with interest, pondering feeding off the heat Pratz's body gives out. :)

Pratz yawns a bit and looks around. "Hey, who opened the damn door?"

OrionDouglas pours some water over Pratz's bare feet.

Rochelle hrms, and changes the chair so it's reclining a bit, before summoning up a water drip...

Pratz looks at Orion. "Why'd you pee on my feet?!"

Rochelle hrms, and tapes some duct tape over Pratz's mouth.

Rochelle Ohs as she gets an EVIL idea... Wonders if PRatz is into piercings? }:)

Pratz is certainly NOT into piercings.

Rochelle grins. Goooooood. n.n

Rochelle gets a piercing needle. *EG*

OrionDouglas freezes Pratz's feet. She then hands Rochelle a hammer.

Rochelle takes the hammer too, and looks at Pratz's feet, grinning up at him...

Pratz gets his mouth covered and glares at Orion and Rochelle, eyes promising MORE insults later.

[Rochelle] "I think he's going to need more than just his feet shattered...

SethR hasta wonder if Pratz enjoys this?

[OrionDouglas] Nono. The hammer's for your needle. The real pain will come when his feet thaw...

Sylia watches Pratz with a sense of Morbid curiosity.

Pratz is not enjoying this. It would have been more fun if he had gotten away with the job.

Rochelle ponders. Then just smashes Pratz's utterly frozen feet with the hammer. It must be SOO wonderful to be able to get totally Amoral...

[Rochelle] "Whoops."

[Rochelle] "He'll still feel the pain tho. ^.^;

[OrionDouglas] Oh. In that case.

SethR streches and watches OD, Roch and Pratz..

OrionDouglas renames Pratz to Stumpy.

Pratz closes his eyes as tears stream down his face as the frozen skin shatters. Dead skin and bone and black, frozen blood scatter all over the floor and spatter onto Rochelle, Orion, and Jaesom, slowly melting...

Jaesom 's too busy pretending to be the Patron of Theives to notice.

CrimsonHawk sighs and walks over to Pratz.

Copperbright... blinks at OD , Roc and Pratz

SethR ewwws...hes a wee bit squeamish..

[CrimsonHawk] I have no idea what this is about, but the shattering feet was uncalled for.

Sylia faints.

OrionDouglas reminds Pratz the his eyes are still taped open.

Rochelle nods and stands. "Hrmmsies."

Pratz forgot Orion, so he just tries to close them.

Rochelle leans on Pratz's shoulder. "This coulda been avoided if y'd just not made the comments."

SethR blinks..he now has a fainted foxxie in his lap...o dear

CrimsonHawk concentrates and a pale red mist forms around his hands. He applies his hands to Pratz's ankles, attempting to heal his feet.

OrionDouglas looks Pratz in the face. "Leave us alone from now on."

Pratz makes all sorts of noises through the tape on his mouth.

OrionDouglas returns to her couch.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] Yank that tape off.

Sylia is feinted and on Seth's lap, who happens to be on Orion's couch.

Rochelle rips the tape off.

[Rochelle] ((off his mouth that is. :P ))

Pratz looks at Rochelle. "You had better kill me now..."

CrimsonHawk thinks to himself, ~Why do I have to be a shaman, and not a full-on cleric?~

Rochelle smiles softly, although slightly maliciously. "...No. Because you have a wife that cares for you, and I have no beef with her... But next time..." She dispells the illusion of Pratz's feet being shattered and frozen, but leaves all the memories of the very real pain there... "...That won't be so fake..."

CrimsonHawk blinks. The illusion even fooled him.

[Pratz] ".... Rochelle... one of these days... just... just you wait. I have always liked you alot... but one of these days...."

SethR pokes Sylia..."Hello?"

Sylia is out cold, Seth.

SethR frowns and jus looks at Sylia..

Rochelle pats Pratz's shoulder, and walks back to Orion's sofa, leaving Pratz tied up...

SethR looks at Roch.."That was....owies."

CrimsonHawk scowls at Rochelle a moment, but keeps his comments to himself as he unties Pratz.

Pratz starts hopping, slowly, towards the bar.

[OrionDouglas] One of these days, Pratz, you'll realize today was just the wrong day to start something.

Pratz stops for a moment and lets Crimson untie him.

Rochelle nods. "Kitsune illusions. Fun stuff."

Pratz looks at the floor for a moment and mutters something under his breath.

SethR points to Sylia.."Shes out.."

Rochelle cuddles Orion gently. "You okay?"

[OrionDouglas] Yeah.

Rochelle nods. "I noticed... Orion? Summon a glass of water?"

Rochelle nods and hugs OD. "Good.."

Pratz stands up and brushes himself off, then heads back to his couch, head held high.

OrionDouglas summons a 'glass' of water.

SethR makes sure Sylia isnt on his lap when they use the water for her

Rochelle takes the 'glass' of water, then sips a little, testing the temperature. She nods. "Cold enough." She then splases the cold water on Sylia. :P

Sylia wakes up with a bit of a coughing . "Ah!" She blinks a bit and stares at Rochelle, squirming a little.

SethR looks at Sylia.."Y okay?"

Rochelle smiles gently at Sylia. "Sorry about that."

Sylia seeps. "But you..."

SethR gets a towel and dries off Sylia

Rochelle blinks. "Huh? Oh you mean Pratz? Nah he's fine. Illusion. The pain was real."

[Rochelle] "I got satisfaction outta seein' him cry." ^.^

Sylia blinks and nods a brief thanks to SethR, edging a little away from Rochelle.

Rochelle jerks a thumb over to Pratz's feet which are 100% intact.

Rochelle shrugs at Sylia. "Feh. You show a li'l bit of anger, resentment and power and everybody freakin' thinks you're out to kill everyone." o.O

Rochelle just cuddles on Orion and mrrs quietly.

[Sylia] "But that's not just a little bit of anger and resentment..."

Rochelle looks to Sylia and smirks softly. "I'm a kitsune, Sylia. Someone pisses me off, they know about it. Especially if they hurt the ones I care about. Besides. Pratz is healthy, right?"

Pratz hmphs at Rochelle's words and keeps typing.

[Sylia] But still... Torture is torture...

Rochelle shrugs. "He shoulda apologised, or known that it was a bad idea to make comments like he did."