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I'd like to dedicate this page to my good mate Rusty. Thanks for all you have done.
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The 24th of November, 2001... ...in the matrix Style and gracePratz grins at Yoss. "What's been up with you, amigo? You seem particularly chipper today." Yossarin spins about, arms outstretched. "Just a good day, I suppose. I cancelled my two o'clock lunch with Duke Rawlings and postponed the diplomacy hearings for the new Republican government of Starsmore this evening. I just felt like enjoying everything around me today. I didn't want any responsibility, and I can make it all up." Pratz laughs at Yoss. "Sounds like you've got fun on the brain man. " He stands up and nods. "Well, ya want something to drink?" Yossarin chuckles. "Oh, please! How about...oh! Is there any Crowne Royale back there?" Pratz checks behind the bar and sets up a bottle of Crowne Royale after a minute. "Anyone else wanna drink? I'm servin'. I'll even put on The Apron if I get three orders or more." [SelenaSoulfire] "GEA please." [OrionDouglas] Pratz> Could you get me a dark mead? Kashshaptu looks at Pratz "Yeah, how about a triple shot of whiskey for me .. that's three in one" Pratz gets his three orders, and puts on The Apron. The Keep's interior suddenly gleams as if newly cleaned. Yossarin grins charmingly at Pratz, a coil of fine, black hair falling over his black forehead. "Ginger Ale and a little Royale, then, Pratz!" OrionDouglas looks at all the gleaming black on black surfaces. It hurts the eyes. Jarlaxle looks at the ceiling. Pratz sets up Yoss with a little glass of Crowne Royale, finds a mug of Dark Mead for Orion, pours Kash a triple of Jack Daniels, pulls out the ginger ale and sets pours a bit in another glass, and puts together a GEA for Selena. He makes the rounds around the room, delivering the drinks with style and grace, proving Yoss doesn't have a monopoly on the skills, just a commanding share. OrionDouglas gets some Dark mead delivered by a man with style and grace. Of all things! Kashshaptu nods a thanks to Pratz and downs it all at once ... then sets the glass aside SelenaSoulfire chuckles at Pratz, "thank you." [Yossarin] He has style! He has grace! Rita Haywood gave good head! Yossarin coughs. "Wait, that isn't the lyric...Rita Haywood had a good face..." CedricQuezada snickers at Yossarin. SelenaSoulfire smiles at Yoyo OrionDouglas watches her her player fall off it's chair laughing. She picks her player up and applys the duct tape. Pratz goes back behind the bar and takes off the Apron, then glares at Yossarin. "One more time, and I'll go hook up the water hose. Understand?" [SelenaSoulfire] "wonderful performance this morning, Yossarin." Yossarin understands, Pratz. One more slip-up, and he's aaaaaall wet. o/' I'm H4x0r hear me R04R o/' [OrionDouglas] o/' i am Hax0r hear me R04R / My 133t ski11z you can't ignore / I can h4ck into a disk upon a shelf! o/' [OrionDouglas] o/' i am Hax0r hear me R04R / I ownz Everquest galore / With my character a nubile female elf! o/' Rochelle appears next to Orion, and kisses her cheek gently. "And you're so cute too" ^.^ Jarlaxle Jarlaxle is bored. OrionDouglas throws several water balloons of mindless distraction at Jarlaxle. Jarlaxle they miss him... damn... Of bunnys and men OrionDouglas glances sideways at Rochelle. "Apparently, Pratz got laid by a bunny last night." SelenaSoulfire giggles Pratz laughs at Orion. "I didn't get laid! I just woke up this morning and she had made a nest on top of me! I thought it was sweet." Rochelle blinks at OD, then looks to Pratz, SO DESPERATELY resisting a giggle. [SelenaSoulfire] "you and Luna huh, Pratz?" OrionDouglas explains to Pratz that Luna was just using him as food for her young. [MallusPneumaticosRex] luna is a rabbit? SelenaSoulfire looks puzzled at ODies comment. OrionDouglas explains to Selena that Rabbits are an insidious variety of demonspawn. [MallusPneumaticosRex] Actually it's not that far fetched to think of a rabbit using Pratz as food, after all they are copprophagus. Pratz blinks at Mallus. "... Point for you, sir, because I don't know what Copprophagus means." Kashshaptu laughs at Mallus ... she knows the meaning [MallusPneumaticosRex] you wanna tell him, Tia? [Kashshaptu] "Though I think you meant coprophagy ...." Kashshaptu grins "Nah .. let him guess" Pratz looks at Tia. "Yes, please, tell me Tia." OrionDouglas thinks she knows what that means, and giggles if she's right. :) Kashshaptu looks at Pratz "You mean to tell me that you don't know rabbits eat feces?" [Kashshaptu] "That practice is known as coprophagy" Pratz looks at Mallus for a minute. ".. Good one, actually." MallusPneumaticosRex bows, thank you, thank you. Down boy! Yossarin leans over, speaking discreetly to Kash. "I know what you mean. I can see it in his eyes and hear it in his voice. A person who is a true demon at heart commits its terrors, but rarely speaks so boldly of them. It must be a difficult readjustment for him, but Lord, a thankful one," he breathes a sigh of relief. "Besides, I think he's kind of cute. Don't you think he and Pratz should take off their shirts and rub their bodies down with baby oil until they glisten and gleam and shine with sensual radiance? Oh, I can already smell that delicious male musk..." Yossarin slaps a hand over his mouth, murmuring. "Whoops," he grins, large white teeth ablaze with clean sparkles. OrionDouglas hopes to the NVN god they don't do that, Yoss. Pratz doesn't even bother with the water hose. He just fires a stream of ice water from his Weapon Arm at Yossarin. Yossarin yelps and snaps his head to the side, letting the stream of chunky slush go hissing by his head. "Whew! Close call!" he cries, whipping his head back around. "I almost got pegged by that one." His feather, frozen in a block of ice, slips out of his turban and crashes to the floor, splintering into several cold shards. "Yikes." The 25th of November, 2001... ...in the matrix Acknowledging othersSylia meows to Pratz also and waves to Orion. OrionDouglas 's presence is acknowledged by Sylia. Happy Happy Joy Joy! Sylia thought it was pretty obvious she was acknowledging Orion's presence when she sat on Pratz's face. :) Pratz will always remember that fondly, Sylia. Mischief Sylia nods her head to Orion. "Mischief got pregnant again but there were complications and she exploded." OrionDouglas looks at Sylia. "I don't know Mischief. And EWWWWWWWW!" The ballistics of love [OrionDouglas] (( "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with an elf-sized machine gun." )) [SomeLoser] ... quoting something I read on truemeaningoflife.com
[Sylia] (( You mean an ogre-sized machine gun loaded with spooge! )) [OrionDouglas] (( *backs away from Sylia* )) [Sylia] (( *falls over giggling* )) Juggling fruit Dread_Lime enters this room Dread_Lime begins juggling pies Dread_Lime is still juggling Dread_Lime realizes that noone is paying any attention to his bufoonery and goes find a quiet corner Dread_Lime juggles pies and katanas while balancing on a machinegun Dread_Lime goes back to corner and sits quietly Dread_Lime realizes the shallowness of his ways and goes toseek deeper meaning Dread_Lime exits from this room Member's discount DogStar is happily awaiting that year, Kitty. He's saving his peenies for a plane ticket. MoonKitty snickers and falls over. "Peenies? What about your penis?" DogStar decides to take the 5th on that one. Yossarin wishes he could just show his penis and get a plane ticket. He'd do it, too. MoonKitty likes his penis... Oops... Good thing she didn't say that out loud. Soul_Searcher just laughs. [Yossarin] "I wanna go to Jamaica, please." "Ok, that'll be one polariod snapshot of your penis, please." [OrionDouglas] Does it have to be your own penis? MoonKitty is amazed how quickly this conversation degenerated due to her one little comment. [Yossarin] Probably not, Orion. I'll bet you could take out a loan from the bank. [MoonKitty] "What would you use for collateral, Yoyo?" [OrionDouglas] Naa, I'd just use SomeLoser's. he doesn't use it anyway. [SomeLoser] HEY! I resemble that remark!.. er..DogStar wonders if he decides to show more if he could get a first class ticket? MoonKitty doesn't want people seeing her mate's penis! [Yossarin] "I'd like to take out a loan, please." "Ok, would you like that soft or fully erect?" OrionDouglas wonders what more men have to show? Soul_Searcher takes pity on the ones in third class (economy). [OrionDouglas] Yoss, Of course, the interest is higher on the fully erect option. DogStar grins at MoonKitty. "Hey, if we promised them a show if we could get two plane tickets to Hawaii and a rented room for a week?" [MoonKitty] "What about collateral?!" [Yossarin] Collateral? Maybe some pubes, or a testicle or three. Kashshaptu can just see the headlines now "Many deluded Keepsters locked up tonight for lewd actions toward ticket agents and flight crew ... Story on all news channels at 11 .. with photos" MoonKitty laughs at Kash's post so hard she falls over. [Soul_Searcher] What about nipples, do they get you a free drink ? [Yossarin] Man. I mean, think about it! The New World Order's currency! Penises! Man...you could buy a piece of meat with a piece of meat! [OrionDouglas] SS> Only if they're female. [Soul_Searcher] lol Kashshaptu ... and commercial breaks .. "Do you recognize these penises and other body parts? Do they belong to a friend of yours? Recent detainees refuse to give their names for proper arrest and we need your help" [Sylia] Of course nipples get free drinks! :) [OrionDouglas] (( "Attention K-Mart shoppers: We are no longer accepting foreskins on register 4 )) [OrionDouglas] Who needs roleplaying when we can talk about genitalia? [DogStar] "Show your penis, get a blowjob. HELL, that would work. I mean, if it's gonna be money, let's trade it for something we can all use!" Yossarin looks at the television, then looks at his penis, then at the television, then at his penis, and then again at the television. Instantly, he dials up the authorities. "Uhm...excuse me. You just showed a picture of penis number forty-seven. Is that...is that a ten inch penis?.....it is? Oh. Uh....yeah, that's mine. Really. Yeah, I'll just come and get it. Thanks." *Click* [OrionDouglas] Sylia> Of course, the only drink they get is the 'Slippery Nipple' [Yossarin] Penises would make an ok currency, but you know what wouldn't work at all? [OrionDouglas] What, Yoss? Yossarin shudders. "Vaginas. Damn, I don't know anyone who would wanna carry around a pocketful of vaginas." Soul_Searcher just reads his screen laughing and having a hard time staying on his chair. [Sylia] How do you carry a pocketfull of vaginas? Kashshaptu ... "And now the lastest on our penis barterers. The local police has notified the media that one, Yossarin, has turned himself in after viewing his own penis on the news. Please stay tuned and we will give you all the details after this commercial break" ... And now a word from our sponsor, Viagra [OrionDouglas] Your're right, Yoss. I only like vaginas when the woman comes attached. Sylia grins at Orion. "Penises are fun disembodied, though." DogStar remembers a certain porno ad he saw once for 'realistic vaginas, only $40'. " We could make a trade currency out of this!" DogStar grins at Sylia. "But when they come with the man you don't have to work so hard." OrionDouglas grins at Sylia. "The fun is in the disembodying" [Yossarin] No way, DogStar! Vaginas are almost as bad a currency as they are a food. Which is to say, you'd have an easier time selling one than eating it, hear? Sylia sees DogStar cock and ear and gives him a cock in his ear. Well, at least a fake one. [Yossarin] That reminds me of a song, Sylia. I think it was called "Detachable Penis". MoonKitty smacks Sylia. "MY TONY!!!" DogStar takes the fake cock out of his ear and gives it to Orion. [DogStar] "Thanks, I got my own that works perfectly well." DogStar snickers and points at his muzzle. "Yossarin, I have a very easy time making them food, trust me." OrionDouglas gets a fake cock. Having no use for one, she hands it back to Sylia. MoonKitty can attest to that... Drool..... Yossarin gags. DogStar sits forward and grins. Sylia takes her dildo back, spits on it, polishes it up, and stuffs it back into her pocket. [OrionDouglas] Vagina taste goooood. Pussy taste goooood. MoonKitty doesn't need a dildo. Muaha. Sylia gets the dildo back out and throws it at Orion. "Hush, woman!" OrionDouglas gets beaned by a dildo. Yossarin points at Orion. "Hah. She got knocked by a cock!" [DogStar] "Gotta agree Orion." He grins at MoonKitty. "Pussy taste gooood." MoonKitty purrs and waves her tail. Gotta love the double entendre. [OrionDouglas] Dazed.: Ooooh! I see PornStars! |
The 25th of November, 2001... ...back in the Keep! YAY!
Bloody paparazziOrionDouglas enters this room
HawkBlade enters this room
HawkBlade stalks Orion ^_^
OrionDouglas doesn't want to have to castrate HawkBlade.
HawkBlade doesnt want her to have to either. So he stays out of reach.
HawkBlade takes a moment to poke the Keep very carefully..... then he hides in a bush and uses a 220 zoom to photograph Orion
... much later ...HawkBlade gets bored, and sells the stalker pictures he took of Orion on ebay.....
HawkBlade sighs. No one has bought his Orion pics. Oh well.
Tails enters this room
Tails recurls on a non-existant Sylia's lap and dreams of Magic Kool-Aid.
Sardaukar#3441 finally picks himself up and shouts at the top of his lungs, his voice raspy but defiant through the gas mask's filters. "God damnit! Somebody DO something already!"
Lothar slowly turns to look at Sard
Sardaukar#3441 quickly hides his face in his supply pack after involuntarily yelling, his complexion turning constantly redder underneath the mask.
OrionDouglas gives Tails some Magic Kool-Aid. Happy Sard?
Sardaukar#3441 is only happy if the giant Kool-aid guy comes out. That guy kicks ass.
Tails wakes up long enough to drink the entire gallon of Magic Kool-Aid and goes back to sleep.
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy enters this room
Lothar wonders why, why, why Sard had to ask that
[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] Howdy-Ho Little Pardners!
Sylia enters this room
Sylia purrs some tails.
Sylia purrs at Tails.
Lothar narrows his eyes at GMKAG
Sardaukar#3441 looks up at the his giant red idol, the Kool-Aid dude. He rejoices and begins doing a terrible attempt at breakdancing to express his happiness.
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy kicks Lothar's ass.
Lothar rips GMKAG's leg off
Lothar then drinks some of the leaking koolaid
Tails hears a voice, wakes up, and CHEERS! Then he dives into Magic Kool-Aid Guy. The Magic Kool-Aid level decreases visibly.
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy gets drained.
Sardaukar#3441 wonders why there is all the sensless hate in the world, especially towards giant red guys made of Kool-Aid.
Lothar hates everyone, Sard, sorry
Sardaukar#3441 meant to say senseless. Honestly. Stop staring at him with your accusing eyes.
OrionDouglas wonders when the Giant Dark Mead Girl is coming.
Tails tries to fly out of the now empty GMKAG but just knots his tails and falls over, giggling.
Sardaukar#3441 ceases his awful breakdancing and flops down once more, unsure of what exactly to do in such an unpredictable situation as this.
Rusty enters this room
Rusty blasts the door open, and enters amidst the smoke, grinning and hefting a pulse rifle on one shoulder. "Hi Honey! I'm HOOOOME!!"
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy offers some Kool-Aid to Rusty.
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy would. But he's empty.
Rusty blinks at the KoolAid guy, then falls over laughing!!!!!
Rusty sniggers. "That's five more years of rehab." XD
Tails would get out of the GMKAG but he can't fly. He can't jump. He can't even crawl out of it. He can't even breathe straight right now.
Lothar tips the GMKAG over for Tails with his foot
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy refills himself! Because he is the GiantMagicKoolAidGuy!!! MUH-HA-HA!
Tails rolls out of the GMKAG. He's having trouble breathing.
Lothar thinks Tails better hope Sylia really likes him then, to give him mouth2mouth
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy gets tipped over. Magic Kool-Aid spilling everywhere. "NOOOOOO!"
Tails drowns in Magic Kool-Aid. His last coherent thought is "Couldn't have picked a better way to go."
[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] Curse you, Lothar! Curse you!
Tails dies a happy fox.
Tails exits from this room
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy breaks into little pieces as the walls start to melt.
Lothar looks at GMKAG "Your not the only one."
[OrionDouglas] Oh My God! They killed Tails!
GiantMagicKoolAidGuy exits from this room
[Lothar] "Those bastards."
[HawkBlade] The bastards! wait, thats South Park.
OrionDouglas notes that the correct responce would be. "You Bastards!"
Lothar is correct in whatever he says. So what he said, is correct
OrionDouglas pulls a talking Lothar Voodoo Doll from her pouch. The doll states. "I'm an ass!"
Lothar points to the doll "Even remakes of myself are always correct!"
Rusty looks to Pratz's player. "Did you HAVE to kill Tails?" O.o;
Pratz 's Player shrugs. "He's got like fifty million extra lives saved up. He's fine."
Rusty CRIES with joy and huggles on the Keep. "I LOVE YOU BABY!! YOU CAME BACK!! I KNEW YOU WOULD!!!"
Rusty ... loves the keep... What's wrong with that, huh?! O.o;; STOP LOOKING AT MEEEEE!!!!! ;.;
CmdrClem stares at Rusty.
OrionDouglas thinks that the creepy thing is that the Keep is hugging back. o.o;;
[Rusty] "it just... heh. *dusts his paw off on his t-shirt* was attracted to my overwhelming sexy lo-AAARGGH!!! GET IT OFF! I'VE DEVELOPED AN EGO!!! O.O;;;
Lothar uses his ego to smash Rusty's
Lothar hears Rusty's little insignificant ego whine as its literally crushed to nothhing
Rusty beats his head against a pillar until he dies... Then respawns, and does it some more... About 5 times to be precise... Then gets ... touched... by Lothar's ego, totally freaks out, and explodes, feeling utterly dirty. :)
OrionDouglas notes the Lothar Doll says. "My Ego is the largest!"
Rusty exits from this room
[Lothar] "Damn doll. Thats how easily they can replace me..."
OrionDouglas agrees with Rusty. Who'd want to be touched by Lothar's ego?
[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Ego...Engrossing Gratuitous Organism
Lothar 's ego touches everything. Its THAT big...
Rochelle enters this room
[Rochelle] "If Lothar so much as breathed on me I'd rip his soul out through his ass with a bulldozer.
Lothar didnt know you loved him that much, Rochelle
OrionDouglas notes the Lothar Doll says, "I'm very happy to see you. Very happy."
Pratz grins. "But, but, but, what if I breatheded on you, Rosie?"
Lothar hopes OD made the doll with working... parts...
OrionDouglas throws the Lothar Doll into a woodchipper.
Rochelle grins at Pratz. "I'd slurp ya."
[Lothar] "Finally. The only Lothar again."
OrionDouglas notes the woodchipper has working... parts...
Kanus tries to remove Lothars ego with a surgical laser...~Its in his crotch...right?"
Lothar 's ego is everywhere. It blocked out the sun and god cant even see past it
Kanus tries to hide from the ego...
HawkBlade pokes Lothars ego, cause its in his personal space....
Lothar nods to Isis "How is everything? Last I saw you was.. well, when you were committing suicide."
Isis looks to Lothar "Yep, that was the last time but I have made it back on and I hope to catch up with everything"
Lothar nods "Hopefully you dont try to end it prematurely." He then waits for the wise cracks. He made it very easy this time
Lothar 's ego pokes back, shoving Hawk through a wall
Rochelle watches God move away in disgust, giving Lothar his own little world to reside in... Before he realises that Lothar ALREADY lives in his own little world. =)
HawkBlade lies there. And twitches "ow.........."
[OrionDouglas] Lothar knows what he is talking about when he says "prematurely"
Lothar loves his world. It is the right world
Lothar didnt think OD would move on the easy ones... ahh well
HawkBlade gets up. Then he uses a pin to pop Lothars ego
Lothar 's ego repairs itself after creating several tornados in Hawk's vicinity
HawkBlade uses a vacuum to hoover them up.
Ctrl-Alt-Del calls out from under the table, "Take a minute to ponder the mystery of oral intercourse!"
OrionDouglas loves learning another tongue. C-A-D.
Rochelle knows the mysteries and secrets of oral intercourse... *GRIN*
Rochelle tongues OD. ^.~
[OrionDouglas] !!!
Pratz will let Belle vouch for any skills at oral intercourse he might have.
Rochelle is sorry. But she REALLY has to give Pratz...... a thumbs up for that one. ;)
Pratz 's never said he was either bad or good at sex to anyone. He lets others do the talking for him and concentrates on his work.
[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Sex is like fish, The less caught, the more lied about.....
Lanen enters this room
[Rochelle] "ALENE!
[Rochelle] "uh...
[Rochelle] "LAENE!
[Rochelle] ".... What the?...
[Rochelle] "LAENN
[Rochelle] "ARGH!!! >.<;;;
Lothar removes the boot from Rochelle's ass so she can speak correctly
Rochelle grabs Lothar and uses his immense Ego to crush her typo demons...
[Rochelle] "LANEN!.
Lanen exits from this room
[Rochelle] ".. Cripes...
Lothar watches his ego flatten Rochelle's entire... city
Lanen enters this room
[OrionDouglas] <japanese>Look Out! It's Egozilla!</japanese>
Lanen hates this place, she really does.
[Rochelle] "ALENN!
[Rochelle] "FUGGIT!!! >.<;
[Rochelle] "L... A... N... E... N!!! >.<***
Rochelle pants for breath, then whimpers and hides in OD's clothing from her typos. "Make them go awaaaaaaaaayyyy....."
Lanen blinks at Rochelle and yiffs her senseful... so she can get her name right. *g*
Rochelle screams out Lanen's name. Untypoed. n.n
Lanen hears her name screamed out and oos, "Another satisfied customer." She cracks her knuckles as her ego surpasses Lothar's.
Lothar 's ego totally owns yours, Lanen
OrionDouglas covets her Rochelle.
HawkBlade gets a hose, and siphons air from Lothars ego to Lanens. Cause shes cooler ^_^
Rochelle covets, honours, loves, and gives good head to her Orion. :)
Lothar 's ego winks at Lanen's and asks it for a date
OrionDouglas gets head! -.-
Rochelle guesses Lanen's Ego's response would be "Not unless you were the last MacroEgo in the universe."
Lothar thinks Rochelle should change that. His ego could snuff out all other ego's
Rochelle shatters Lothar's Ego's Ego. Heh. =)
Lothar 's ego's ego wimpers and looks like its about to explode and pulls itself together
Rochelle hugs on Lanen and snuggles her and Orion muchly.
OrionDouglas is involved in a three-way!
Lanen fourways all over Orion. She's talented like that. She places a sticker on her afterwards, "Inspected by Laney"
Rochelle grows tentacles and waves them suggestively at Lanen and Orion. ^.~
Rochelle 's Hentai Rating goes past Sailor Moon and hits Urotskidoji. Whoo! ^.^
Pratz 's waiting for Ro's Hentai Rating to go all the way up to Secret Plot.
Rochelle 's got SOME taste, Pratz! Sheesh.
OrionDouglas lols at Pratz.
Rochelle ;)
Lothar thinkes everyone knows what he is by now
[OrionDouglas] Lothar> Oversexed?
Lothar raises a brow at OD "An asshole. Sheesh, didnt you listen to your doll?"
OrionDouglas dosn't listen to everything she pulls out of her backpack, if she did, she would be working for bunnys by now.
Rochelle huggles on Orion and protects her from the bunnies. Although she's intensely curious at her phobia of them. o.0
Lothar notes it was a Lothar doll though... you have to listen to them
OrionDouglas notes it was a Lothar voodoo doll. The only thing you have to do to them is mangle.
Nobody_of_Importance listens to his Lothar doll and decides it's time to seduce every female in the keep*G*
Lothar was wondering why he usualy wakes up with a stiff neck
Lothar notes the sexums are with you, NoI.
OrionDouglas oocly ponders Jism Knights. "May the sexums be with you"
Lothar really hopes Jism Knights are something OD made up. Cause he was hoping Sexums was a word he made up :(
OrionDouglas changes that to OD's player made up. And yes, it is.
Lothar phews.. and feels better now OD's player. Thank you :P
Rochelle yiffs OD so much, it'd make a Jism Knight blush.
[Rochelle] "A long long time ago, in a spooge covered Galaxy far far away...
OrionDouglas is yiffed good and proper.
[OrionDouglas] (( SPOOGE WARS! ))
Lothar is not getting into the spooge wars
[OrionDouglas] The Prophylatic Menace!
[OrionDouglas] Return of the Jism!
[OrionDouglas] The Empire Sucks Back!
Rochelle LOL!
[Rochelle] "What... No anal sex jokes? ;)
Nobody_of_Importance ...Return of the Browneye
Lothar doesnt think Rusty wants to go there
Rochelle giggles.
[OrionDouglas] Darth Invader?
Rochelle ROFL!!!
[OrionDouglas] "Rouge Squadron, please commence your assault on the Death PornStar"
Lothar wants to ride on the PornStar...
Rochelle tosses Satan a bulk delivery of sweaters. :)
Lothar thanks Rochelle muchly
Rochelle snickers at Loth.
Lothar thought it was getting a tad nipply down here
OrionDouglas looks at Rochelle's front to gauge just how 'nipply' it is.
Nobody_of_Importance gets out a measuring tape to check for her*G*
Rochelle Ooos. Not quite that nipply right now..
Rochelle beats NOI off.... with a big stick *WHACKWHACKWHACK* "Nobody touches there but Orion." :)
[Rochelle] "And maybe Seth if I can every persuade him to. *EG*
Nobody_of_Importance eeps
[OrionDouglas] Seth. Good luck there.
OrionDouglas touches Rochelle there.
[Nobody_of_Importance] That was just uncalled for....*pouts*
Nobody_of_Importance thinks about going into the GBB
Hanako calls out from the GBB. "Oh No You Don't!"
Nobody_of_Importance laughs
[Nobody_of_Importance] I wanna see me with boobies...maybe that'll help a little?
OrionDouglas calls out from the MainHall. "Oh No We Don't!"
[Nobody_of_Importance] As long as Lothar can keep his hands off of them.
Lothar only touches one womans boobies...
Nobody_of_Importance blinks at Lothar
[Sojourner] Hellfire and damnation!
Rochelle OOoooOOoOOOos atta Orion and giggles, touching Orion just..... there. ~.^ ... She also nods to OD's words. "Yeah. 'Fraid so." *pouts lightly, then touches OD summore. =)
Nobody_of_Importance stands by the GBB, waiting for his turn
OrionDouglas points Jojourner at http://www.hellfire_n_damnation.com
OrionDouglas wiggles, while changes Jojourner to Sojourner.
Nobody_of_Importance taps his foot impatiently
OrionDouglas WIGGLES while changing changes to changing.
Hanako yells from the GBB. "Go Away!"
Nobody_of_Importance watches OD wiggle
Nobody_of_Importance bangs on the GBB door..."Hurry up in there..."
OrionDouglas drops a peek-proof™ booth over NoI.
Nobody_of_Importance damns his bad luck
Rochelle sighs. Poor Hanako.
[Hanako] This Is A Bathroom! Not A Surgery For Transsexual Wannbe's!!!
Rochelle makes with the kinky kitsune LURRRRRVE on OD. n.n
Nobody_of_Importance pulls out his sword of mighty munchkininess and cuts a hole through the boothe to watch*G*
Hanako is pissed and not going to take it any more!! >.<;
Rochelle could make SUCH a joke on Hanako's post there! XDF
Rochelle eats that F...
OrionDouglas notes the Peek-Proof™ booth caves in.
OrionDouglas hopes she is the F Rochelle is eating.
Rochelle wasn't eating OD YET.... But she is now! *YUM!*
Nobody_of_Importance is burried alive in front of the GBB
Hanako dislikes you Rochelle/Rusty!! You're the worst offender!
OrionDouglas pays no attention to the ghost in the GBB.
Rochelle blinks at Hanako. Hey! She's NEVER used the GBB in her life!! Besides. Rusty's OOC, she's IC. =)
Nobody_of_Importance unburries himself and kicks the door to the GBB open
[Nobody_of_Importance] Get out already
Hanako has documented proof of Rusty entering and Rochelle leaving.
Rochelle is not Rusty any more. She got totally separated from him a while ago. He's her brother now practically.
[Hanako] BOO!
Rochelle notes that was when she was still under the impression she was OOC. ^.^;
Hanako makes scary ghost faces at NoI.
[Nobody_of_Importance] My turn in there now....
Rochelle wishes she were a Celestial Kitsune. She could REALLY mess with Hanako then. n.n
Nobody_of_Importance is focused on getting in and doesn't flinch
Hanako taps a scary ghost foot eleven inches off the ground. "Very well. But CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS!"
[Nobody_of_Importance] I want me boobies now!
Nobody_of_Importance enters tha GBB and closes the door
OrionDouglas isn't going anywhere near the GBB sign.
Hanako waits outside.
Hanako looks at OrionDouglas. Hanako only remembers her being in there once.
OrionDouglas oocly notes that was before I redesignd ODie so that never happened. Pppppt.
Somebody_of_Importance enters this room
Nobody_of_Importance exits from this room
Somebody_of_Importance walks out of the GBB
[Somebody_of_Importance] There, you can have it back now Hanako.
Hanako notes noone changed the sign around NoI. LOSER!
OrionDouglas calles Hanako a bitch.
[BelleBlack] lol
Somebody_of_Importance exits from this room
OrionDouglas calls hanko a bitch as well.
BelleBlack can't help but giggles "now guys"
OrionDouglas calls Hanako a bitch already! >.<;
[Hanako] Yoda Says. Wipe you Must.
Hanako is a ghost who lives in the GBB. She has every right to be bitchy.
OrionDouglas forgets trying to spell and yiff's Rochelle.
Rochelle WHOO!!!s and yiffs back muchly. Rrowr!
Hanako pulls a scary ghost face at BelleBlack.
BelleBlack thwappes Hanako with a fish
[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] ((We have these plush toy animal things at work now, you thump them and they give off barks, moos, roars, ect. depending on the animal. ))
[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] ((*LAUGHS!* Kickass!! =D ))
[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] ((There isn't a fox one though..))
[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] ((Which is good cause if I heard a little plush fox going 'Yiff! Yiff!' I would have cracked up laughing ))
[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] (( It's FUN working in a supermarket! ))
[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] ((*giggles* Oh yes. n.n Actually, Foxes only make the "Yiff!" sounds when they're actually mating. THey make a HELL of a lot of noise when they do. n.n But that's where the term was derived from. GEnerally they make sof murrs, yerfs, or barks. :) ))
Rochelle snuggles muchly on OD and watches the players enlighten each other.
[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] ((*lol* Still, it's hard convincing your bosses you are sane when the sound of fox plushie sends you into a fit of giggles.))
[Rochelle] "Hey Orion, love?... How come your player has a cool name like Some-Loser?...
[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] ((*LAUGHS* Yeah. That would be hard. n.n; ))
[OrionDouglas] It seemed to fit him like a glove.
[Rochelle] "Okay... So why does mine have a dumb name like Rusty?" ((*blinks* "HEY!! I'll have you know my name means "red fox", Roch!!)) "Awww, Bite me, Rusty." ((*blinks* Fine. *BITE* )) "YEOW! Hey!!" ((*grins* Didn't I tell you I was feeling literal today? )) "I thought you meant books!" ((... Um... Rochelle?...)) "What?" *grumble* ((... That would be Literary... Not... Not literal... o.o;; )) "....Oh." o.o
[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] I mean he's way undersexed, If he takes his glasses off he can't see a foot past his face...
[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] *giggles* You ever seen mine? :)
Rochelle 's player grumbles at a whisper. "I heard that, Rochelle..."
[OrionDouglas] Dunno Roch, mebey that's the state of the gears in his head?
Rochelle makes an anime-NYAAAAH face at Rusty. :)
[OrionDouglas] That's the trouble with players. It's so hard to hide anything from them.
Rochelle giggles and watches Rusty try and thwap the screen, only to hurt his paw. n.n
Rochelle nods. "But so funny to watch them goof up" ^.^
OrionDouglas agrees.
[Rochelle] (( You know... I just had a thought... *looks to SomeLoser* Since we control these characters, aren't we technically.... Gods?... ))
Rochelle blinks. "...Uh oh."
Rochelle looks at her player, and hopes to Inari that he has an offswitch. O.O;
[OrionDouglas] (( Doesn't a God need to be worshiped?? *blinks* Uh Oh. ))
OrionDouglas knows who's boss.
[Rochelle] (( *Blinks* Why uh oh and the worship?? Wait... What do you know that I don't? O.o;; ))
Rochelle conspires with OD. *GRIN*
[Rochelle] ((Uh oh AT the worship. Sheeiiit Homes... I'm typoin' like a mofo... ))
[OrionDouglas] (( I thought a God needed Faith to sustain itself, and well.. *waves a hand at ODie, who's smiling smugly* ))
[Rochelle] (( Actually the extent of a Deity's power here would be only to those who beleive in them and... That... means... Aww fuggit... ;.; ))
Rochelle giggles at Rusty and hi-fives, then gropes, Orion in celibration. " Characters 3, Player's 0
OrionDouglas gets a celebratory grope! BWEE!
[BelleBlack] you my special Rcoky ;)
OrionDouglas loves BB's typo!
Rochelle giggles madly at the typo!
[Rochelle] "ODie? Your player still keeping those logs? ^.^
[BelleBlack] it wasnt a typo, thats how I talk, and I say hows you too... and stuff like that
[Rochelle] "What? Rcoky?
[BelleBlack] oh, SORRY ROCKY!
Rochelle falls over laughing!! XD
[BelleBlack] okay, now someone can smash me now :(