page XVIII

Happy New Year! BWEEE!

The 26th of November, 2001...

OrionDouglas enters this room

Pratz waves at Orion. "Ah! Tonight's entertainment! Because where Odie goes, Sylia, Ro, Tails, Clem, Eiji, and the rest of the crew aren't far behind!"

OrionDouglas thinks Tails ODed yesterday, Pratz.

Pratz blinks at Orion. "Tails did what?"

OrionDouglas hits her player for not checking the color bar!

[OrionDouglas] Tails ODed on Magic Kool-Aid.

Mathiew snickers at OD.

Pratz lowers the flag to half mast for Mr. Miles Prower. Dead at 15.

[OrionDouglas] This Giant Magic Kool-Aid Guy came in and Tails drank him dry.

Pratz shakes his head. "Damn. " He finds a chair to kick. "Tails was SO much cooler than Sonic. ... Do you know if he had any extra lives or not?"

[OrionDouglas] I think about 15 million.

Pratz shrugs. "He should be back later then. "

Mathiew blinks at OD. "Tails drank Kool-aid guy dry... Don't wanna know..."

OrionDouglas isn't going to tell you then, Mat.

[Mathiew] good, OD.

Liress enters this room

OrionDouglas nods to Liress.

Liress eeps at Orion and dives under a table. Her attempts at a stealthy entrance have failed.

OrionDouglas notes it's hard to have a stealthy entrance when there are less that 15 people in the room.

Pratz dives on top of the table, and it spins like a top. "Ahahahahahaha :: koff koff :: ... umm, hahahaha!"

Liress reaches around the table top and pokes something of Pratzie's...

Liress is gonna pout at Orion for the sake of pouting. If the keep hadn't freaking gremmed her upon entrance, forcing her to relog-in, she woulda been able to at least TRY to sneak... *sniffles*

Pratz gets his leg poked and looks under the table at Liress. "Heya Lirr."

OrionDouglas then pulls a chocolate bunny from her pouch and starts chewing it slowly, while looking at Mathiew.

Mathiew gives OD illusions of the chocolate bunny squirming in her mouth and hands.

OrionDouglas chews extra slowly then.

Mathiew adds sounds to the bunny too, OD.

OrionDouglas hears a tiny "Help me! Heeelp Mee!" come from her mouth. She quickly finishes the chocolate treat and swallows it down.

Mathiew gives OD the illusion of the chocolate bunny she ate had some potion that slowly turns her into a giant were-bunny.

OrionDouglas disbelieves the illusion!

Liress wiggles her two most favourite fingers at Pratzie; her masturba--...err... anyways, she waves 'em, "Hiya!"

Mathiew snickers at Liress.

OrionDouglas 's player falls of it's chair again at Lirr's post. She applys ample duct tape to her player.

Pratz looks at the two little pathetic nubs of skin that Lirr calls fingers. "Been working yourself to the juice and bone, huh, Lirr?"

Liress ahems and crawls out from under the table to stand in a more 'dignified' position. This one is called "standing up". She's heard Mischief has yet to try it.

Liress ' Player guffaws at Pratzie and giggles like a loon!

OrionDouglas watches her player almost choke on the chupa-chup stick in it's mouth.

Mathiew smirks at OD.

Pratz rolls off the table and nods to Liress. 'It's good to see you again, Lirr."

Liress grins widely at Pratzie, "You know... Mother sent me to Terra... I've had to be more 'creative' lately due to boredom."

Pratz nods at Liress. "So you found out that Terra's got a huge stack of things called 'porno mags' and 'online hentai', huh?"

OrionDouglas takes the chupa-chup stick from her players mouth and rams it down Mat's.

Liress purses her lips in obvious contemplation at Pratzie's words, "Oh... and Adult video." She nods audibly.

Mathiew is rammed by OD! Ramming speed! BOOM!

[OrionDouglas] Not to mention 'yiffy art'. ∩.∩

Pratz looks at Orion. "Hmm... and if you say 'Doug Winger', I'm going to Wish for my Weapon Arm back just to shoot at you."

Liress flops onto her mother's sofa, "Sheesh... I woulda thought mother'd be here by now t'yell at me."

Pratz shrugs at Liress. "Hey, be glad that you're not being yelled at for once."

[OrionDouglas] Amanda Payne.

Pratz golfclaps for Odie. "Good call."

Liress whispers to Pratzie, "Doug.... Winger..."

[OrionDouglas whispers to Pratz] (( And if you mean what I think you mean, I'm gonna stay away from Doug Winger's art ))

Liress just wants to see what'll happen. She hasn't been shot at with anything much lately.

Pratz slides over to Liress and does the worst thing he can imagine to her: kisses her directly on the lips passionately, then sliiides away, looking innocent.

Liress ' eyes go wide and her arms windmill about her. She stands there, stunned. After she regains feeling to at least 30% of her face, she screams!

OrionDouglas claps her hands over her ears!

OrionDouglas hears Lirr's head rattle about.

OrionDouglas nods her head about. It doesn't rattle.

Liress nods her head again, just as audibly, to show Orion how to do it, "Y'see... it's all in the technique. Ya gotta let your teeth chatter when you nod, so hold your jaw loosely and nod vigourously..." She demonstrates....NOW!

OrionDouglas tries Lirr's method of nodnodding but hurts her teef.

Mathiew 's player tried Lirr's method... it doesn't work for him. :o(

Liress thinks to herself. o O (Amateurs...) Or... something.

Mathiew 's player has a headache and blames it on Liress and OD.

OrionDouglas is going to have to get out her Hammer of Asprin then, isn't she Mat?

Mathiew whimpers and thinks he'll have a bigger headache from ODing on OD's Hammer of Asprin....

Robert grumbles as he looks around, having missed someone again, and utters the most profane word he can think of, "Poopy"

OrionDouglas utters the most profane word she can think of, "Work"

Mathiew smirks at OD. ".... Work hard?"

Liress stuffs Lothar's sock into Orion's mouth for punishment at uttering.... ThE wOrD of DoOm!!

Robert thinks of another "Microsoft"

Robert has never figured out why a man would name a company after his penis

Thisel 's player glares at Robert.

OrionDouglas spits the vile thing out of her mouth.

Pratz says the most obscene word he can think of. "Religion." Then he looks over at Liress, smiles, and purses his lips.

Liress pets Orion after she spits and doesn't swallow, "Good girl..."

Robert gets glared at, since he wares a uniform and is a quasi-authority figure for a living, he's used to it.

Liress blehs at Pratzie, "Penis." She thinks that says it all.

Mathiew for a moment Robert was wearing a St. Catherine's School girl uniform... then shakes his head. "... Naw...."

OrionDouglas licks Mat to get the taste of Lother out of her mouth.

OrionDouglas licks Pratz to get the taste of Mat out of her mouth.

Pratz tastes like well oiled leather and good lemons.

Mathiew for the first time doesn't know what to do.... since OD licked him.

OrionDouglas licks Liress to get the taste of Pratz out of her mouth.

Liress gets the taste out.

OrionDouglas doesn't want to get the taste of Liress out of her mouth!

Pratz waves at Slinky. "Hey amigo! I was wondering where you been lately man..."

[Slinky] Busy.

Liress thinks it's hard to get that taste out of your mouth, Orion. Prrrrrr.

OrionDouglas notes the taste of Liress is different to the taste of Rochelle. "Hmmm."

Liress is an acquired taste.

Pratz thinks Liress tastes... good. Not incredible, but definately not bad.

[Slinky] Lick me...

Moaty enters this room

Pratz wouldn't lick Slinky for anything. He doesn't know where he's been.

Slinky doesn't know where he's been, either.

Moaty licks Slinky.

Slinky exits from this room

Moaty watchs the MoatyLick leave. Moaty sad now. Moaty goes back to Moaty's home.

Moaty exits from this room

Pratz nods. "The Keep ain't the Keep without Slinky being ... well, Slinky."

Liara smiles " Hello Liress, I hope you're well."

Liress grins at Liara, "I am, for the moment. Though I have a terrible taste in my mouth. Pratz kissed me." She makes a face, "I think I need to wash my mouth out with moat water, or something."

Liara nods slightly to that, looking serious at the thought. " Or something strong. "

OrionDouglas notes to Liress that the taste of Liress does wonders for removing the taste of Pratz.

Pratz smiles. "Hey, the only thing stronger than a good kiss from me, is another good kiss from me!"

Liress ' taste does wonders for removing lots of things...or something.

Liress tilts her head curiously to Liara, "Something strong? Wouldn't be Lothar then, unless you count his fervor for whining strong."

Mathiew would try licking OD or Liress... but doubts he'll like the after-effects.

Liara giggles " I said something strong, not something that smells that way."

Liress grins at Liara and pokes her playfully, though repeatedly, "You've gotten that close?"

Liara chuckles faintly "It's that strong you dont need to get close."

Liress grins widely at Liara, "I can smell it now... the stench must linger and soak into its surroundings."

Liara nods and giggles softly " But that's cruel of me."

OrionDouglas points to Lothar's sock on the floor.

Liress blinks at Orion, "Oh yeah... forgot about that. I'm not about to rub myself over the entire mainhall to rid us of his foul odiferous aura."

[OrionDouglas] Couldn't you at least rub yourself all over some of the occupants?

Liress blinks at Orion, "Emm... no. I only rub myself on one particular person and her hive." She nods in that audible fashion she is famous for.

[OrionDouglas] In that case, couldn't you just rub yourself all over?

Liara chuckles faintly at that and takes a sip of her iced water

Liress starts to giggle at Orion, "Been there, done that. I've been on Terra... ALONE for a couple weeks. I've been doing a lot of rubbing."

Pratz looks at Liress. "Rubbing and licking and squeezing and having to find multiple different ways to enjoy yourself..."

[Pratz] /kisscon Liara. 'Liara regards you warmly. You would probably be dead before you puckered up.'

[Pratz] /kisscon OrionDouglas 'OrionDouglas considers you kindly. You are dead already for even trying to con her, just go dig your grave now.'

[Pratz] /kisscon Cami 'Cami greets you happily. You could probably get a smootch or twelve in if you were good.'

[Pratz] /kisscon Mathiew 'Mathiew speaks to you cooly. Mathiew will probably try to kiss you first!'

Mathiew kisses first, ask questions (or greetings) later.

The 28th of November, 2001...

OrionDouglas struts in, like she owns the place.

Mathiew waves to Orion and sings again. /o Oooooo... you are my superstar.... Would you wanna stay with me, like the flower and the bee, whisper in my ear mmf baby mmf baby baby mmf mmf. o/

Liress hands Orion the deed to the place under the table, "Keep it real quiet, yo'."

Mathiew woots Orion. "Strut that sweet thang!"

OrionDouglas goes right up to Mathiew and bends down by his ear... She whispers at the top of her lungs, "NO!"

Mathiew is glad he is wearing earplugs...

OrionDouglas removes said earplugs and turns them into noseplugs.

Mathiew nods to Lorraine... so dresses up in a grass skirt and a war mask... and that's about it... starts dancing and chanting about now.

Mathiew holds a crude wooden spear too.

Mathiew is on the war path heading straight for Jasmine. "SPOON!"

Mathiew smooches Jasmine and nods at his victory.

Jasmine gets Spooned????

Lorraine slips Jasmine a fork to defend herself

Mathiew snickers.

Liress forks Lorraine.

NickTheUser blinks at the forking of Lorraine by Liress. "That's some kinky sh!t right there."

Jasmine nibbles Mats ear as she pokes him with the fork

OrionDouglas sporks Liress.

Mathiew gets forked by Jasmine. Eep!

Liress is sporked! Swooning ensues.

Lorraine gets forked while being afked and retaliates on Liress's player by covering her will strawberry preserves

Liress ' Player finds this rather erotic and purrs at Lorraine.

Lorraine gets purred at

NickTheUser trows another pillow at Orion.

OrionDouglas gets trown a pillow.

NickTheUser nods. Yes trown. It's like thrown but more kinky.

OrionDouglas stuffs a grenade in the pillow and trows it back to NtU.

NickTheUser catches the pillow and looks at it as it explodes. Feather fly everywhere and get stuck in his jam. "Okay now this has gone to far. I only get jellied and covered in feathers when I'm..... well we don't have to talk about my exploits with women."

Mathiew wants to discuss Nick's exploits with women.

Lorraine discusses Nick with Mathiew and gives him pictures, most contain women dressed up like various animals

OrionDouglas has two bricks stand by in case Nick wants to discuss his exploits with women.

NickTheUser glances at Lorraine and Mathiew. "Oh so that's where those went to."

Mathiew looks at the pictures from Lorraine and then looks at Nick. "Oh... so you're one of THOSE types..."

NickTheUser goes =P at Orion. "You know you want to hear."

NickTheUser looks at Mathiew and shrugs. "Not really. I do whatever's neccesary to please women. Not my fault they're all deranged and want to dree up as animals."

[Mathiew] What's dreeing... must be something kinky and new! WOOT.

OrionDouglas reminds herself to set Rochelle onto NtU.

OrionDouglas drees up Mathiew.... Drees him up a tree.

Mathiew is dreed by Orion... "I've been violated!"

Selene giggles at "dree"

Lorraine coats NTU in jelly

NickTheUser gets jellied. "Again I have to repeat. That's some kinky sh!t." He pauses. "Now if only I didn't like it so much." *Grins*

Lorraine looks for giant pieces of bread and some industrial sized containers of peanut butter

OrionDouglas points Lorraine in the direction of the kitchens...

Lorraine gets pointed to the kitchen

Lirreka emerges from a Ripplegate as she steps into the mainhall.

Liress feels her mother's entrance and DIVES under a table!

MatronLirreka emerges from a Ripplegate as she steps into the mainhall.

Lirreka raises an eyebrow at MatronLirreka.

Liress commences on hiding under the Ebonclaw table, her hands over her eyes so she can't see her mother and hopefully her mother can't see her. She'd really be in for it if she noticed that there are two Matrons. Oy...

MatronLirreka raises an eyebrow at Lirreka

Mathiew looks at the two Lirrekas. "Hiya...?"

Liress will just stay under the table.

Lirreka looks at this Matron Lirreka and purses her lips in thought "A temporal anomoly perhaps.. I have been shifting through many chronologically stable paradoxi of late."

LirrekaEbonclaw enters this room

OrionDouglas watches the room fill with Lirrekas.

NickTheUser looks at the THREE Lirrekas. "Did I die and go to heaven?"

MatronLirreka looks at this Lirreka and purses her lips in thought "A temporal anomoly perhaps.. I have been shifting through many chronologically stable paradoxi of late."

Alastria quirks an eyebrow at Lirr, "Sugah, if you're gonna clone yourself, at least remember this, 'When you make a copy of a copy, it's not quite as sharp as the original...' "

LirrekaEbonclaw looks from one Lirreka to the other, "I knew I should have stayed at the spire today."

LirrekaEbonclaw looks to Alastria, measuring her with a simple glance, "Ahh yes, she'd do well as some new stockings."

Lirreka casts a few inocious detection magicks upon her double then notices her triple.. "Hmmmm this could get chronologically difficult."

LirrekaEbonclaw ponders slightly that if she touches one of the other Lirreka's, will she start a paradox? Hmm...

Alastria quirks an eyebrow at LirrekaEbonclaw, "M'kay, you're not the real Lirr...the real Lirr is...well...usually pretty nice to me...kinda sorta..mostly cause I'm Lanen's pet...kinda sorta..." She blinks a few times...

Lirreka chuckles at Alastria "Well when one uses Chronologic ripple transports one is bound to run into a problem."

MatronLirreka casts a few inocious detection magicks upon her double then notices her triple.. "Hmmmm this could get chronologically difficult."

MatronLirreka chuckles at Alastria "Well when one uses Chronologic ripple transports one is bound to run into a problem."

LirrekaEbonclaw turns her gaze to MatronLirreka, "This one is one skinning short of a pant suit, I see..."

Liress meeps under the table. This is getting too weird. She starts to hear the theme from The Twilight Zone in the background.

Lirreka would chuckle at LirrekaEbonclaw's comment but that's too much like laughing at one's own joke.

MatronLirreka places her hands on her hips and stares back at LirrekaEbonclaw "You would make a nice throw for my ottoman"

OrionDouglas notes it's much worse than that, Liress. You have now entered...

[OrionDouglas] The Douglas Zone!

LirrekaEbonclaw chuckles to Matron Lirreka, "I think you mean my ottoman."

Ker steals Lirr's chair and ottoman. "No, you mean MY ottoman ;)

LirrekaEbonclaw looks at Lirreka, "You may want to look into your cloning facility. It seems a reject may have escaped."

Mathiew watches the two Lirreka's fight. "... Fight fight fight fight fight! I bet Lirreka's gonna win..." *Doesn't specify which one.*

Alastria wonders if Lirr decided to have sex w/ her self, if it would be considered incest or masturbation (She remembers this conversation from a long time back)

Mathiew was hoping Lirreka was going to do the Monty Python Holy Grail skit...

NickTheUser laughs at Alastria. He wants to watch and do the scientific study on that,.

Lirreka grins at Ker then looks at her Chronological duplicates fighting "Now now ladies do go beating yourselves up."

LirrekaEbonclaw grins at Alastria, "At least I know what I like. I'm never unsatisfied with myself."

MatronLirreka looks at Lirreka "Yes you really must do something about that, look at all the flaws this one contains." Nods to indicate LirrekaEbonclaw

NickTheUser sighs. "So many Lirreka's to check out, so little time."

LirrekaEbonclaw smiles and sits on her chair, chuckling.

Lirreka chuckles at her other self "I believe we're all temporal duplicates.. I'll have to alter the chronologic drains on it."

LirrekaEbonclaw looks to Lirreka, "I do believe we should enjoy our time together before fixing our erroneous error. Afterall, why waste the extra bodies." She grins.

MatronLirreka nods "I beleive that a copy of a copy is lest substantual then the original copy."

Liress starts backing up under the table away from the three mothers.

Lirreka obtains a chair at her private table and claims her Alcorn goblet, with a wry grin she telepours some drowish spirits into it."

Alastria shakes her head at MatronLirr, 'Ya got it wrong...copy of a copy ain't as sharp as the original.." :P

NickTheUser blinks at LirrekaE and now has visuals of 4-5 Lirreka's pleasuring eah other. "HEY I KNOW! I think we should make a comemerating video of this event!"

MatronLirreka obtains a chair at her private table and claims her Alcorn goblet, with a wry grin she telepours some drowish spirits into it.

OrionDouglas is always recording, NtU.

LirrekaEbonclaw looks at NickTheUser and grins, "I retain all viewing rights and ownership on the copyrights and trademarks. Not to mention handling the distribution."

MatronLirreka inclines her head to Alastria "Yes, though a copy of the origional is more percice then the copy of the copy in any event."

Alastria just got a headache from that, MatronLirr... :P

NickTheUser grins at LirrekaE. "So long as I get a copy I'm happy. Say um what kind of distribution did you have in mind. After all it was my idea so I'd like something out of it."

Kashshaptu enters this room

Alastria waves to Tia babe, "Watch out for the Wyld Lirrs...they've run amuck!"

MatronLirreka nods to Tia, "Good eve to you."

NickTheUser feels sorry for Tia. This is the wierdest the Keep's been in quite some time.

Lirreka sincerely hopes this makes OD's page ;)

Liress pouts underneath the table. This may be too much for the young Ebonclaw to handle.

Lirreka rippleports Liress into her lap "And how are you my daughter?"

Liress squeals at her mother? and looks around, "WHO ARE YOU, PODPERSON!?

MatronLirreka notices Liress appearing in Lirreka's lap, picking up her alcorn goblet. "Yes, your looking a little peaked tonight daughter."

Alastria LMAO @ Liress!

Liress looks from mother to mother and firmly passes out.

Lirreka grins at Liress "You've been watching too many Terran movies."

Lirreka brushes Liress' hair as she lies passed out in her lap.

Kashshaptu sighs again, thinking she finally has been able to get here tonight and it's totally insane ...

Sylia meows.

MatronLirreka shakes her head and looks at Lirreka "Dear child, perhaps this was a bit much for her."

Lirreka smiles at her other self "She has always had a hard time thinking fourth dimensionally."

Liress starts to drool, envisioning a world filled with drow matron duplicates in her passedoutedness.

MatronLirreka smiles back after taking a sip from her alcorn goblet. "Yes I know." she reaches over and dabs at the drool from Liress's mouth

NickTheUser wonders why Lirress only started enviosining that now. He has since they all appeared.

OrionDouglas ponders superglueing NtU to the underside of a rafter.

Liress froth and twitches, letting out an occasional giggle of delight.

NickTheUser would enjoy that to much Orion.

Alastria giggles and shakes her head at Nick..

Liress was in denile.

Lirreka thought she sent Liress to London not Egypt.

Lirreka touches her other self to see what would happen.

Liress sits up straight suddenly and yelps, "101 Matrons? Now that's a movie I'd see over and over again!!" She blinks and looks around, "Uhh.... there's people here..."

MatronLirreka gets touched and shivers with delight.

NickTheUser wonders where Lirreka is touching herself. "Should I start the movie now or later?"

Liress looks sheepish.

MatronLirreka touches Lirreka back to give her the same sensation.

Lirreka wants Nick to think of the place he'd like them to touch then go that One further. *EG*

Pairaducks appear under MatronLirreka's legs, quacking loudly...

NickTheUser didn't think you could go one further from where he wants them to touch but eh. "So that's a now." He puuls out a camcorder and starts to record. "Welcome to...... The Erotic Lirreka Zone!" *Plays Twilight Zone theme ripoffs.*

Plop_Calisstin runs up to the pair a ducks and quacks with them

Plop_Calisstin ment them

Mathiew looks at Lirr's player. "Paradox?"

Pairaducks blink their little beady eyes at Plop. They quack back, settling down around MatronLirreka's legs...

Lirreka 's player nearly falls out of the chair laughing at the appearance of the Pairaducks

LirrekaEbonclaw seems to have slipped through that chronological quagmire again, "Funny thing happened to me on the way to the spire..."

MatronLirreka looks under the table at the quacking ducks. Giving a wave of her hand she summons Braza to dispence with the quacking pair in short order.

[Plop_Calisstin] QUACK QUACK QUACKITY QUACK

Liress passes out again. Three...three matrons. Three mothers. Now, technically, she has four including Lanen! Oh the drowity!

Pairaducks quack/squeal and waddle/run away from Braza...whatever it is..

[Plop_Calisstin] qu.....urm....squeek.......urm....yeah...dats it....s.queek...no quackers here....dat was dem....hummmmdeedumm

Kashshaptu glances at the passed out Liress and just shakes her head .. thinking she'd really be in a spot if she did something wrong and had all three Lirr's dealing with her at the same time

LirrekaEbonclaw sits down at Table Ebonclaw again, summoning a third alcorn goblet full of drowish spirits.

NickTheUser makes motions at the Lirreka's. "Less talking more touching or this'll be a 12 hour movie."

Lirreka smiles at Liress "Are you alright now darling?"

LirrekaEbonclaw twitches. If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. If you would like to get in contact with Liress, please press *69 now...

LirrekaEbonclaw hmms, "It seems my daughter is sending me her thoughts."

MatronLirreka notifies Lirreka Ebonclaw to watch that first step, its a doozy

LirrekaEbonclaw nods to Matron Lirreka, "You wouldn't believe how much farther down that second one is since that gnome male deteriorated as the bridge."

NickTheUser hears LirrE wrong to him that sounded like. 'If you would like to get into a 69 contact with Lirr please dial to hang up.

LirrekaEbonclaw exits through a Ripplegate after nodding to her other selves. "Good eve to you."

MatronLirreka reaches over to sLirreka and Liress, gathering up a lock of Liress's hair. "She is one of our better creations."

NickTheUser wonders if that's the end to the Lirreka saga and sighs about not getting his movie finished.

Liress snuggles up to her mother and tucks her head into her shirt, blowing hot air between the spidersilk and her skin. Her hair is also gathered up, though she doesn't notice it.

Lirreka nods to her other self "I concurr."

MatronLirreka continues to toy with the strands of Liress's hair.

NickTheUser would say something about MatronLirr's post but he is subdued and remains silent.

Lirreka brushes her fingers through other parts of Liress' hair as she holds her in her arms.

MatronLirreka places her alcorn goblet upon the table before addressing Lirreka. "I beleive that I will hold her for a while."

Lirreka grins at her other self and Rippleports Liress into her lap.

Liress continues to breathe warmly inside Lirreka's shirt, her arms wrapped around her tightly and her legs tucked up against her chest... she finds herself in MatronLirr's lap, which she doesn't even seem to notice and continues to sleep or otherwise.

MatronLirreka cradles the newly teleported Liress in her lap. Stroking her hair back from her face with the backs of her finger tips.

Lirreka takes a sip from her goblet.

NickTheUser wonders if he can take Liress's place in Lirreka's lap.

Liress ' face is pressed firmly into Matron Lirr's cleavage as she sighs warmed breath upon her chest.

OrionDouglas notes that NtU is welcome to try, she could use some cheering up.

Lirreka glances at NtU "As long as there is no weight between your legs... My lap is for females only." She grins wickedly "I have been known to make a Jaluk into a female for this purpose."

NickTheUser would Orion but he does value his privates and his skin.

MatronLirreka will again offer NTU the opportunity to become an afgan

MatronLirreka nods to Lirreka."

[MatronLirreka] "I think he would make a rather apealing female, Lirreka."

NickTheUser has an idea. He quickly runs into the Gender Bending Bathroom and comes out Nicole and snuggles into Lirreka's lap. "Okay. Your terms are fine with me."

Liress squeaks again, sitting up. She glances at both the matrons, her eyes going wide. With that, she leaps from Matron Lirr's lap and scurries for the door!

Lirreka chuckles at Nicole "Ah yes much better."

MatronLirreka slides her hand down Liress'a back. "I wonder where Lanen is, I am sure this will come as a surprise to her."

Liress turns and hauls ass to Lirreka, leaping at the person on her lap and growling, her eyes flaring slightly. Ooo... she's stressed.

MatronLirreka nods to Lirreka. "You do have a point there. Maybe Lanen can reason with her."

NicholeTheUser likes it when Lirreka chuckels. It's all bouncy and stuff.

Lirreka does place Nichole firmly into Liress' path if only to avoid getting struck by the hurtling form of her daughter.

MatronLirreka moves back to the Ebonclaw table to watch Liress, hoping there is a skinning in the immediate future.

NicholeTheUser acks and leaps away from Liress. Though being in a drow sandwich would be fun.

OrionDouglas tosses a grem to skin at ML.

MatronLirreka takes the grem skin and sits down, taking out a needle and thread and fasioning a pair of grem skin gloves for winter.

Liress claims her mother's lap and growls at Nichole. She sits there on her knees, one hand firmly gripping the front of her mother's shirt, the other held out for balance.

NicholeTheUser goes =P to Liress and trys to claim MatronLirreka's lap then.

Lirreka grins at Liress "I do like it when you're territorial darling."

MatronLirreka jabs Nichole with the needle.

Liress again lashes out at Nichole, this time her fingernails have formed into spikes.

NicholeTheUser ouchies at the needle and again dives away from Liress and runs away before she ends up as the next pair of gloves.

NicholeTheUser exits from this room

MatronLirreka finishes the grem skin gloves and lays them on the table. She's Lirreka's domestic side, scary aint it?"

Lirreka was wondering where she misplaced that domestic side of her.. *G*

Liress whimpers softly as the prey has left, her fingernails reforming normally. She licks her hand felinishly and wipes the side of her face and hair, relaxing slightly.

Crysta chucks pencils at the ceiling...

[Crysta] "Feel my wrath...defenseless ceiling..." -_-;;

OrionDouglas draws a target on Lothar for Crysta's benefit.

Lothar is gonna have to strip for that, OD

OrionDouglas will draw a target on your arse then, Lothar.

Crysta begins chucking pencils at Lothar then. "Feel my pointed wrath...uh...you thing." -_-;;

Lothar knows you wouild love that, OD

OrionDouglas notes to Crysta that word she is looking for is 'ego'.

Lothar gets attacked by pencils that bounce from his armor "What is this?"

OrionDouglas points to the sign above Lothar's couch. It reads, "Annoy Lothar Night!"

Crysta throws ACME anvils at Lothar then.

Lothar gets up and slowly walks towards Crysta while anvils are smashing behind him "Are you really so bard youd give me attention?"

[Lothar] BORED holy crap what a typo

Plop_Calisstin then saws half way through the legs on Lothars couch...just enough so that they break

Lothar will deal with you in one second, Plop

Plop_Calisstin then waits for Lothar to sit back down with a crash....

Crysta points to Orion. "All her fault."

OrionDouglas sprinkles itching powder all over Lothar's couch.

Lothar walks over to Plop. ATTEMPTS to grab her by the back of her neck and drops her onto the itching powder covered couch then pushes it towards a window to dump into the moat

Plop_Calisstin gets grabbed, couse she is nice....and hopes lothar wont kill her

Lothar lifts the couch up and shoves it out the window to let it, and Plop, plummet into the moat and play with Moaty whilst he finds a new couch

Plop_Calisstin jumps off the couch, then ATTEMPTS to headbutt Lothar into the moat while he is pushing the couch

[Crysta] "Poor itching powder."

[Plop_Calisstin] ooc oh! oooh! damn! i am sooo good!

Moaty enters this room

Lothar hears a ding as Plop headbutts his armor

Plop_Calisstin is now on her back on the floor....dazed

Lothar attempts, yet again, to lift Plop up and to toss her into the moat after his old couch

Plop_Calisstin squeeeeeeeels as she hits the moat

Moaty sloshes in, carrying a couch and itching like crazy. Moaty gurgles, "Who's is dis?"

Crysta throws a livesaver to Plop...cherry flavored!

Lothar points at Moaty "Get back in the moat!"

Plop_Calisstin speeds things up and stuff, then comes back in, soaking wet....she then goes right up to Lothar , shakes violently, and ATTEMPTS to get him soaked

[Plop_Calisstin] ish Lothars Moaty

Lothar 's armor gets wet and he just looks at Plop "Your going to make me angry."

[Plop_Calisstin] he dun throwed me in too

Moaty walks up to Lothar and swings the couch at him. Moaty rolls a d20.

[Plop_Calisstin] you ish aways angwy...maybe dis time you get so angwy you pop

( Moaty rolls 1d20 => 4 )

( Lothar rolls 1d20 => 18 )

Lothar easily ducks the couch and lets it go by

[Plop_Calisstin] den youz wont be such a assy poo

Lothar attempts to kick one of Moaty's legs out from underneath it

Moaty attempts to dodge the kick.

( Lothar rolls 1d20 => 15 )

( Moaty rolls 1d20 => 6 )

Lothar is putting Moaty to shame

Moaty gets tripped.

Lothar looks down at Moaty "Now back into your moat!"

[Moaty] Moaty beat up. Moaty go now.

Moaty exits from this room

Lothar dusts his hands off and pushes his couch back into the moat with his foot and walks over to his new one, getting comfy upon it

Plop_Calisstin wonders how Lothar can get comfy wearing armour

Lothar 's armor fits nicely, Plop. Its comfy

Plop_Calisstin is very glad Lothar....remind her to light a fire under it sometime to see how well it cooks you

Lothar guesses Plop forgot he is resistant to heat ;P

Plop_Calisstin knows Lothar well enough to know that he wouldnt be so silly as to Munch or God mode.....so surely he has SOME sort of weakness....other then naked and sexy women/////

Crysta thinks lightning would do, Plop.

OrionDouglas notes to Plop that Lothar is so vain.

Plop_Calisstin in that case, lets her player take over.....becoming SUPER GOD LIKE PLAYER POSSED PLOP! ...and fires chainlighting at Lothar......she notes that being a SUPER GOD LIKE PLAYER POSSESED PLOP....she cant die from this...she hopes

Lothar has many many of weaknesses, Plop. Just not fire/heat

Lothar is now on the phone, so AFK

Lothar has player/character immunity! :P

Plop_Calisstin IS PISSED.....but the phone may have saved her life....she strikes that post with a baseball bat then burries it in the back yard

Crysta would just sprinkle Pika Nip™ on Lothar. ;)

OrionDouglas walks over and hugs Sylia.

Sylia is hugged. "Hmm?"

[OrionDouglas] Hello.

[MallusPneumaticosRex] *looks around for his wife* Sorry baby was doing one of the great no no's. I was re-arrainging your kitchen.

Kashshaptu gasps "What?!?!"

OrionDouglas notes Mallus is evil, EVIL.

[Laaq] GodlyNerfBeingOfBlowUpSheepAndChasingParkedCars: Ooooh.....yummy alias....edible AND can be intravenously fed, jus' for those people like myself who are a bit....slow :P

OrionDouglas wonders how many New Zealander's worship Laaq.

Laaq gets all the Kiwis who live in cities and can't have real sheep Orion *G*

Lorraine thinks that Laaq is not wise to mention himself and sheep in the same sentence

OrionDouglas corrects Lorraine. "Nono, Aussies ride on the sheep's back, Kiwi's are the ones who actually ride the sheep!"