Kids Say the Dumbest Things
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You know, one of these days these things will come back and haunt you.. oh wait.. they already have. ^_^

The 29th of November, 2001...

ODie summoning

Sylia nuzzles up to Rusty. "I'm bored."

Rusty giggles at Sylia and snugs her. "You know I'm taken hon. I can't releive boredom that way..." ^.^;

[Sylia] Umm... Rochelle doesn't seem very taken.

[Rusty] "Orion Douglas? *smirks*

OrionDouglas enters this room

[Rusty] "Seeing as she IS IC now..." *gets long distance *WHAPPED* by said character* "...Ow."

Rusty blinks at OD. "Holy shit." O.o

Rebus gets up and screams at OD.

Rusty then gets dragged through the sofa by a mysterious force, replaced on another couch by....

Rusty exits from this room

OrionDouglas gets blinked and screamed at, all this while she struts in like she owns the place.

Rochelle enters this room

Sylia blinks. "She is?"

Rochelle grins. "Heh. Rusty says your name, and you walk in, love." ^.^ She giggles at Orion, then waggles fingers to Rebus. "My player says hi." :)

Rochelle nods to Sylia. "Yeah"

Rebus finds Rochelle attractive, so he walks up to her. "Hi!"

Sylia blinks.

Sylia blinks even more when she sees Rebus.

Rochelle grins at Rebus. "Hi. Welcome to Hell." ^.^

OrionDouglas pounces Rochelle and glares at Rebus.

[Rebus] I imagined Hell might have more fire.

Sylia pounces Rochelle. "Meow!"

Kashshaptu looks at Rebus and laughs

[Rebus] Ooo... I see you swing the sword with your other hand. Well, doesn't mean we can't be friends.

Rochelle looks to OD and giggles, patting her lap. "Over here, loveEEK!" she then gets pouced by OD, then Sylia and goes down on them.... er.. .wait... UNDER them! UNDER!! *giggleblush*

Rochelle smirks at Rebus. "Actually I swing both ways. But I'm taken." She smooches OD. n.n

OrionDouglas gets off Rochelle and sits beside her.

OrionDouglas does that after getting smooched.

Rebus runs his hand through his rustah-coloured hair. "So you have your cake and eat it too, eh? Lucky."

Rochelle smiles at OD and hugs Sylia gently. "How're you both?" She says to Sylia and OD.

[Sylia] I... Am.

[OrionDouglas] Happy.

[Sylia] Though, if you want to get specific, bored is accurate.


The crystal of fire

OrionDouglas sets her right hand on fire and closes it into a fist.

Rochelle blinks at Sylia and puts an arm gently around OD. "Oooh... Tha's not good." She blinks at her, then looks to OD, smiling happily. "Glad t'hear it love... What've y'been up to?... 'm sorry I ain' been around for a bit... But couldn' really get in since the Keep was-" She blinks at OD's fist. "...um."

OrionDouglas concentrates on her hand, squeezing it tighter and tighter as she applys more and more fire energy to it.

Sylia scoots away from OD.

OrionDouglas ' hand is now ablaze with light, so much light that it is painfull to the eyes, yet she does not look away as she concentrates more and more energy to the center of her fist.

Rochelle 's not afraid of fire of course. She's a fire kitsune, but she's rather confused. She blinks at Rebus. "Whuhhuh? Oh right. Rochelle. Rochelle Snowfox..." She glances back to OD, slipping on some shades and blinking. "You okay, hon?"

[OrionDouglas] It is done.

OrionDouglas relaxes her control, however, she does not relax her fist, which is now glowing a faint red. The light seems not to come from the fist, but within it.

Rochelle raises an eyebrow... "What is?...

OrionDouglas looks at Rochelle, smiling. "You have given me a part of yourself, I wish to return the favour."

Rochelle blinks. "...I..."

Rochelle blushes, rubbing the back of her head and smiling softly.. "Y... Y'really dun' need to, love..."

OrionDouglas opens her fist and offers the contents to Rochelle. A slender ruby crystal, glowing faintly from the magic within.

Rochelle blinks and looks at the crystal. "W... Wow. ... That's beautiful..."

Sylia just kinda stares and blinks at the ruby.

Rochelle blushes, looking up at Orion and smiling, kissing her softly and sweetly...

Sylia inches back over to Rochelle. "Mew?"

Rebus looks at the ruby too. "Nice... Very nice. Looks expensive! I could appraise it for free. Not that you'd ever want to sell it, just that it's nice to know the price of some things."

Rochelle ¬.¬'s at Rebus.

[Rebus] I have no alterior motives.

OrionDouglas glares at Rebus. "You would put a price on a part of my being?"

[Rebus] No... I mean if someone steals it or something.

Rochelle turns and licks Sylia's nose for the surprise value, then looks back to Orion, smiling lovingly and taking her hand in her paws. "...You really didn't need to, love... I'd do anything for you for free..."

[OrionDouglas] I.. I.. cannot accept that. I feel I must.. I owe you so much.

Rebus looks at the ruby again. "From here, I'd say it would be worth about... Priceless. Irreplaceable. One of a kind!"

Sylia blinks a bit and purrs at Rochelle.

Rochelle sighs gently, closing her eyes, before smiling lovingly at Orion, taking the crystal in her hands... "...Then I will accept... for you, beloved..."

Sylia curls up by Rochelle's side.

OrionDouglas hugs Rochelle.

Rebus looks back at OD. "Sorry. I used to be a merchant... Everything has a price, even one's soul."

Rochelle blushes softly and holds Orion to her lovingly, smiling and cuddling Sylia too because she's nice and a friend.

OrionDouglas retorts back to Rebus, "For some things the price is not worth the item."

Sylia is cuddled and predictably purrs.

Rebus nods, "Somethings are irreplaceable... You always get cheated if you sell them. By pricing your gem, I only wanted to let you know how much I or someone else would give you if you insured it and it was stolen."

[OrionDouglas] Rebus> You cannot steal that which is linked to you.

Rochelle scritches Sylia softly and listens to the convo...

OrionDouglas changes that first 'you' to 'noone' so that it makes slightly more sense.

[Rebus] You are right, again... What is your name?

OrionDouglas looks at Rebus. "People know me as Orion. That is all you need to know."

[Rebus] Nice to meet you, Orion.

OrionDouglas looks at Rebus. "Then I can say that the pleasure has been all yours, then." She turns away.

Rebus turns away.


She is such a lap-foxie

Sylia purrs and wiggles her way into Rochelle's lap.

OrionDouglas pouts at Sylia.

Rochelle kisses Sylia's nose and thinks. "Mmm... Mind if Orion takes that space?"

Sylia pouts and slinks out of Rochelle's lap.

Rochelle awws, and huggles Sylia softly, letting OD take her lap, before snuggling both Sylia and Orion closely and warmly.

OrionDouglas occupies Roch's lap and hugs Sylia briefly so as not to offend.

Sylia purrs and shoves her muzzle between Orion and Rochelle's lap.

[OrionDouglas] !!!

Rochelle meep!s and giggles. n.n

OrionDouglas looks down. "Hey! Watch where you stick that thing, Sylia!"

Sylia muffledly mews.

OrionDouglas finds it hard to concentrate on the topic at hand.

Rochelle scritches Sylia and giggles, letting her other hand do some wandering on OD. ^.~

Sylia purrs.

OrionDouglas concentration wanders, as does Rochelle's hand. "... yeah ..."

OrionDouglas thinks thin fabric dresses are the greatest!

Rochelle does too, OD. ^.~

Rochelle distracts OD and Sylia. :)

Sylia finds Orion's color more distracting, for some odd reason.

OrionDouglas goes two shades bluer.

OrionDouglas ponders erecting a peek-proof™ booth.

Rochelle blinks and stops, then blushes and hugs Orion close, smiling tenderly...

Rochelle loves it when OD erects something. :)

Sylia actually was admiring it.

OrionDouglas turns back then.


You can reach your goals...

Jherrisa lets her eyes wander around a bit unfocused and lays her head on the bar again, "I quit... I just.. quit. There's nothing to live for, that's obvious... so why try?"

Ctrl-Alt-Del looks at Jherrisa, "Thats tha spirit dear! Nothin is important!"

Liara nods slightly to Jherisa " That sounds like an accurate observation. I have been told at people to let my hair down and live for myself when I've been at this juncture. Perhaps that might be good advice or something.

Jherrisa slips off the stool and shakes her head, walking past Liara to the door, "They can cram their advice somewhere unpleasant for all I care... and I don't."

Liara shrugs slightly and sips her water " It's what people say to each other. Oh and there's the ever said 'be happy with what you have', based on the presumption that happiness can be just turned on like a tap."

Kashshaptu looks at Liara and then Jherrisa ...

Liara sighs softly and watches Jherissa as she leaves

Jherrisa pauses at the door and turns to look at Liara, "Funny that... little do they know the tap's been dry for years."

Liara nods to Jherissa " My point precisely. I've been trying to work out the things I have to be happy about and yet they seem nothing compared to what I've lost. I presume you feel a similar sort of ennui

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Dying for what has been lost is bad, living for what you may have someday is worse, not living for your self though, you can go no lower.

[Jherrisa] "You want some more mundane advice? Sod it... just sod it all. Don't bother looking one way or the other, especially if it really doesn't matter in the long run."

Liara considers this for a moment, of course there's little emotion concerned in the analysis. " An interesting idea. One I may well consider, "

Ctrl-Alt-Del is naturally ignored, good. He expected no more.

Liara sighs and sips her water as if considering.

Liara blinks at something as she makes a connection. " Interesting, I think I've finally discovered the source of my depression. It's so obvious that I should have seen it before....the question is why I didnt, this is one of those fleshling teenage things."

Jherrisa simply blinks at Liara, teetering between staying here and leaving.

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Being unsatisfied with self, and unwilling to change such. Death is the best option...

Liara nods " It makes sense now, perhaps teenage hormones clouded my perceptions and robbed me of clarity"

Jherrisa scratches the back of her head, "Well, at least one of us has figured something out..."

[OrionDouglas] Ctrl-Alt-Del> Being near death is as a good a catalyst for change as death itself.

Rebus looks at CAD and OD. "What do you two know about being near death?"

[OrionDouglas] One need not die to find happyness. I know.

Liara looks to Jherissa and seems to work hard at brushing away the effects of this depression. " jherissa, tell them to stuff it, find yourself a good man, or woman...depending upon your tastes and have some fun. From what I've seen there's very little else to existance."

Jherrisa shrugs, "I don't care about that stuff."

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Yes Ms. Douglas, that much is true but, for some such enlightenment is quashed by the percieved hopelessness of their life and in living in such a state, they are as good as dead to all others, therefore their death is meaningless and irrelevant....and makes the food line shorter.

Liara sips her water " Then find something you care about, "

[OrionDouglas] Ctrl-Alt-Del> Such people can be helped by showing how much they mean to others.

[Jherrisa] "Until now, all I cared about was finding the drow female... Now I don't care." She shrugs again. "I've no purpose."

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] None change their feelings or perceptions without an inherrent willingness to change in the first place and if such motivation existed, they would have little need to be spurrned on like a stubborn horse.

Liara considers and then looks at Jherissa " Then find a purpose. Find someone who you get on with particularly well and live."

Jherrisa crosses her arms over her chest, "The only person I know is you." She glances around, "At least I know what you're basically about. The rest of 'em? I'm not so sure I would want to try."

[OrionDouglas] Ctrl-Alt-Del> Once the spark of hope is found the rest is easy. Finding that spark admist the hate and dispair is what makes the journey difficult.

Ctrl-Alt-Del looks at Jherissa, "Oh please, if you felt your situation as hopeless as you play it out to be, that you 'have no purpose' then you would ultimately realize that without purpose your life is meaningless and better to end it now than to suffer through forever.

Kashshaptu blinks at CAD ... "Oh like that is really going to help her"

Jherrisa has a tendency to ignore those she is not speaking to, and does so now.

Ctrl-Alt-Del looks at Kash, "Who's trying to help? Kevin is only stating fact."

Liara nods slightly and sips her water again. " I know what you mean Jherissa, then perhaps we should explore our friendship and try to learn what meaning is."

[Kashshaptu] "Oh, I didn't know you were that cold-hearted .. forgive me then"

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Oh we have emotions, plenty of them but my feelings have no impact on someone who is in such a depression. Better to speed them on their path. and one of two things will result, they will die, which matters little to me, or they will realise the truth of my words, find that their purpose is to Live and to Learn and become better for it. But it is not MY place nor anyone elses to make such a choice.

[Kashshaptu] "You are right, it is no one's decision but their own .. but how you stated that, a depressed person who truly feels no purpose may just end it and that is cruel"

Liara smiles sweetly at CAD " Did we really ask you...I dont remember doing so."

Ctrl-Alt-Del looks at Liara, "Does it matter?"

Liara shakes her head " No...so please push off"

[OrionDouglas] Cruel in who's eyes, Tia?

Jherrisa nods a little to Liara, "Perhaps... just don't expect me to be very good company."

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Cruel it may be but the human spirit is driven by the will to live, but we have become such that it is only when it is jabbed at the knee does it react anymore.

Kashshaptu turns and looks at Orion "Well, to most beings"

Liara smiles and hugs Jherissa softly "Friends do not base their friendship merely on the company or the mood of their friend Jherissa."

Jherrisa nods a farewell to Liara and has to leave herself.

Jherrisa hugs her in return, though reluctantly, "Oh... okay."

Liara exits from this room

[OrionDouglas] Tia, death would seem like an act of mercy to one who was in such a state.

Jherrisa exits from this room

Ctrl-Alt-Del shakes his head and curls around a table leg

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Cruel.....Truth...that is cruel....why else would we lie to each other and even, yes even ourselves on a moment to moment basis all of our lives?

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] Ctrl-Alt-del is mad.

OrionDouglas would hand TWP a cigar but she's otherwise occupied...

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] because we are human that we lie to each other, Ctrl other wise we would not be human......that is mankinds Forte......lying and making fantasys.

Kashshaptu looks at CAD "Truth can be cruel, but it can also be comforting ... "

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] and when your lies are stripped away and you have nothing left to turn to, you feel empty, lost, purposeless and you kill yourselves.....A fitting end to a perfect life.

[OrionDouglas] Truth can be a curse, but ultimatly Truth is a blessing.

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Someone cries, 'Oh! I have nothing left! I should die!' and they expect that everyone should come running 'No you don't want to do that!' but WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY ARE FACED WITH THE TRUTH OF IT?!!

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] odd at this very moment I am enjoying my orange ice cream and prezels........for those of you who do not know...... oranges mandarin mixed with strawberry and vanilla icecream. lies are what we are Ctrl..... we would alredy be dead if they were striped away........ thereofre death is a blessing Orion.

OrionDouglas replys. "My lies were stripped away, and yet I am still alive, thanks to who I found waiting for me."

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] If you were to tell someone what they profess to believe...They will turn and try to rip you apart. They cannot face the truth of it and refuse to believe otherwise.

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] soul fire watchs many things......But speaks little.........when i finish my profiles of who we really are..........then i will find that yo are the last for me do find"

Kashshaptu sighs at CAD "Even those who feel they have nothing, can contribute nothing and feel totally useless altogether are not really what they think .. every being has something to contribute to the whole, sometimes it's something large, wonderful to a lot of beings ... sometimes it's small and only known to a few, maybe just themselves .. but they do have a purpose"

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] tell me all about your self, Orion, every last detail..........for even lack of truth is still a lie.....then will i believe you.

OrionDouglas glares at TWP. "You really want to know? Shall I tell you my past? Shall I tell everyone else present my past? Shall I pour my hate upon you?"

Rochelle frowns at TWP and hugs OD. "Hey. That ain your place t'ask about that pal..."

[Ctrl-Alt-Del] The purpose of any life is to live, love and learn....take any of those from a person and the tripod of life falls, though that does not mean it can be righted..

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] you realize that there are only a few males in here.. you see Orion........lies are an integeral part of life. that was my only point. i did not mean to offend you. i was not prying........

Sylia meows.

[OrionDouglas] I used to lie to myself about my past. Lie in such a way that the past was locked off from me. Certain events exposed that lie while I was not ready for it. I was driven to such hate and dispair that I almost killed myself. In the end, if it wasn't for one person, I would have. Now I know my past, and I know what that means.

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] i thougt lifes sole purpose to grow, devour, reproduce..........., perhaps that is what may set us apart from the animals......losing any of you tripod of life segments could make it no less then animals.........Then may people have some explaining to do about there "humanity"........... i am still sorry orion.....i just wanted to illustrate my opinion.


K I T T E N

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] rochelle is funny.

Rochelle is NOT funny! She's a MEAN, HATEFUL, EEEVIL person!! She... OOOH!!! Lookie! Cute kitties! ^.^

Rochelle pets a nearby kitty. ^.~

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] rochelle is an evil sadistic maniac, please spare me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OrionDouglas wonders if Rochelle remembers K I T T E N.

Rochelle thinks... Um. Probably not.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] (( the killer kitty kats from Sluggy Freelance! ))

Rochelle oops, and remembers K I T T E N O.o;


/stuff

[OrionDouglas] /kick bucket

Jasmine curses the lag beasties clinging to her

OrionDouglas 's bored.

[Rochelle] /distract OrionDouglas

OrionDouglas is distracted.

[Jasmine] /kill server

Rochelle nibbles lightly onna Orion, and lets her hands wander as she cuddles her close and lovingly. "Hey Orion..."

[OrionDouglas] Um...................... .......... yeah?

[Rochelle] /WAVELIKEALLFSCKINGHELLTO Dearheart

Dearheart waves to Rochelle as she hunts down her AIM

[OrionDouglas] /yiff Rochelle.


Objectivity

Rochelle giggles and huggles on OD. She's enjoying the IC life. "Do you have... like... You know... One of those things... with the... um... things?"

[OrionDouglas] A taser?

[Rochelle] "Well... Okay. Have you got one of the other like... you know.. One of the other things with the things and the other little thing on the thing?"

[OrionDouglas] A presidential veto stamp?

Rochelle blinks. "Oooh. You have one of those?"

[Rochelle] "Ah. No. That wasn't it. ^.^;;; I mean one of the things with the things and the other little thing on the thing, but it's ... well... you know? More thingy?"

[OrionDouglas] A vibrator?

Rochelle blinks, then blushes deeply. "....Noooooo... But I will remember that next time we... y'know... thingy." ^.^;;;;

[OrionDouglas] A Lothar voodoo doll?

[Rochelle] "YEAH! That's it!" =D

[OrionDouglas] A peek-proof™ booth?

[Rochelle] "Oh I know you have those, love. :)

Jasmine 's PT lol's at ODie

[OrionDouglas] A Weeping_Philosopher-Femur-On-A-Stick?

Rochelle giggles.

OrionDouglas hands a Lothar voodoo doll to Rochelle.

Jasmine 's PT falls off the bed laughing hysterically

Rochelle cackles and levitates the doll, causing it to burst into flames from sheer thought. The doll screams in a tiny little irritating and stupid sounding voice. "AAAHHH!!! IT BURNS IT BURNS but I'm so much better than you that my cast iron balls of idiocy can withstand even me turning into a pile of ash right before your eyes. Huh? Wait. I forgot. I don't have balls. Oh well. I'm still better than all of you because I just am and-" Before the little ego-maniac continues, his mouth is finally burnt to a cinder.

Jasmine giggles


State Rivalry

OrionDouglas waves to she who lives in *chortle* Sydney.

Dearheart waves to she who is from *chortle* Victoria.


Twip

The_Weeping_Philosopher enters this room

Dearheart spends a while flicking rubber bands at TWP.

Dearheart looks mildly speculative..."Hey, has anyone noticed how much like the contraction of TWP's name looks like the word Twip? I'm think I"m going to call him Twip from now on!"

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] you could be kind and merly call me weeping...........i am so sad.................

very, very sad

[Jasmine] "or Twerp...?"

[Dearheart] "Mmm...Twerp...Mayhaps. But twip has more of a ring to it"

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] hey.........why are you alll being so cruel......

[OrionDouglas] Because we can.

MistressNikki stretches, "It is not cruel, I think it is rather sweet that she refers to you at all.."

The_Weeping_Philosopher hide beneath table

[OrionDouglas] Because they put something in out water supply.

Dearheart gives Twip a droll look "Cruel? You think this is cruel?"

OrionDouglas gives Rochelle a drool look.

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] oh............I still am staying beneath here an reading my magisc book....(the tutorial)

Thisel gets a mildly worried look across his face.

Jasmine switches Dearhearts "d" for a "t"

[Rochelle] "This reminds me of the time where I stuffed a bunch of weasel's down some guy's pants, and some other guy said 'Hey! You've got weasals down your pants!'.... As in really bloody confusing. o.0

Dearheart has her 'd' switched for a 't'?

Rochelle enjoys the drool look, and lets her hands wander muchly. Mrr. n.n

OrionDouglas waves to Tearheart.

[Jasmine] Dearheart> is now giving Twerp a "troll" look *G*

OrionDouglas gets gropeage.

[MistressNikki] I'm I the only one that has noticed that this place is livelier when there are more women than men?

The_Weeping_Philosopher cowers 'fascinating....this is so interseting.'

Rochelle nodnods. Gropeage. It should be in the dictionary. :)

Rochelle waves to Nikki, and continues making with the love on ODie... Well... the somewhat X-Rated love, but still love nevertheless. :)

Dearheart thinks so too Nikki. Though it's only certain women. When the Mischief types are around it's just as bad, if not worse.

MistressNikki takes the wave as acknowledgement.

OrionDouglas is made with the love already.

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] who are moderators? does the main keep have moderators?

MistressNikki agrees with that DH

[OrionDouglas] (( TWP> Occasionaly ))

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] am i mischevious?, or merly irritating?...........Ctrl-Alt-Del is funny.

OrionDouglas is licking she who is being making with the love.

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] lets see............

[OrionDouglas] (( TWP> Try annoying. ))

Rochelle hrrrms... Wonders if anybody else here thinks that the Keep's been situated into a largely Yuri/Yaoi room thing... With the MH being mostly Yuri, and Nymph's Temple Village being mostly Yaoi? What with all the guys there... :)

[MistressNikki] Ctrl-Alt-Del is an annoying twit, but he has a rare moment.

Dearheart points Rochie to the Temple's user list. See the name 'SakuraK' there? 'nuff said.


East Tower

[The_Weeping_Philosopher] i find this manual interesting. i am going to the east tower so i will not be bodily threatened

The_Weeping_Philosopher exits from this room

MistressNikki laughs

OrionDouglas oocly LOL's at TWP's last post!

Rochelle aahs at Dear and nods. That would be why. o.o;

Dearheart falls over giggling at Twip.

Rochelle 's player sniggers madly at Twip...

OrionDouglas ponders the sort of manual one needs in the east tower...

The 30th of November, 2001...

[SomeLoser] Thanks for Alastria for providing this log which is called...
The Case of the Thighs

JohnSteed looks at Selena's pair of thighs.

DarthMichael enters this room

Alastria POUNCINGTACKLEHUGGLYGROPESNUGGLES DM!!!!

Beth sulks at Tony.

DarthMichael explodes into being! Wearing of all things, a suit made out of choclate.

[SelenaSoulfire] "Hey!"

DarthMichael gets POUNCINGTACKLEHUGGLYGROPESNUGGLES!!! YAY!!!

Alastria wonders if Selena is gonna eat those pair of thighs? If not, she's certainly hungry and will take them off her hands!

Tony tries to make it up to Beth. "Wha'd I do?"

SelenaSoulfire tweaks JS's nose

Kashshaptu blinks at DM's suit.. thinking Cel would love to be here right now

JohnSteed looks innocent. Goes back looking at the thighs..

Alastria gets chocolate suit on her, "ACK!! Wait..I thought this was supposeed to melt in your mouth and not on your body??"

[Beth] "You kissed Raia."

JohnSteed moves back like a cat being hit on the nose. " Why do you that for?"

[Alastria] THAT'S gonna have to be LICKED off! :)

SelenaSoulfire grins at 'Lasty, I need those thighs to be able to walk."

SelenaSoulfire punches his arm playfully

DarthMichael chuckles at Alastria "That's M&M, Latsy."

Alastria damns Selena, then...hehe...she was really hoping Steed was meaning chicken thighs ;)

[JohnSteed] " I want those thighs...Grrrr...":

Tony grins. "I was trying to get her to go away. Besides, she smacked me for it."

DarthMichael blinks at Alastria, "Licked off?"

[Beth] "Good for her." *She snuggles against him again.*

Alastria LICKS DM, "Tastes M&Miny..."

Alastria wiggles her eyebrows at DM, "That's what I said!"

Tony smiles. "Whew... for a minute there I thought you were gonna smack me yourself or something."

JohnSteed slides to floor. Slides a hand on Selena's thigh. " Actually I might want to take this one home..." he caresses it with his warm hands. Near the ankles and below the knees. Mind you!

[SomeLoser] Um.. that isn't the thigh... that's the shin...
[OrionDouglas] Thank you Dr. Loser sheesh ¬.¬

[SelenaSoulfire] "can't have 'em." *giggles*

Beth giggles.

Alastria knows you want your hands elsewhere, Steed!! Don't deny it! ;)

SelenaSoulfire swats JS's hand

Raia glowers at Tony and spats some more. "Icky creep." She thinks also, that Beth should smack him. SHE would, if he were her boyfriend. "Ew, icky thoughts, icky thoughts!" She runs to Lasty for protection!

DarthMichael blinks at Alastria as he is licked, her statement suddenly making him blush. Zero to embarassed in 0.04 seconds.

Alastria giggles insanely, a funny idea entering her mind. It realizes it's really empty in there and starts making a home in the empty space..

JohnSteed gets wacked. Does not effect him. " Me legs, There me legs. My precious legs.." does a imitation of Lord of The Rings

Alastria gives Raia a condom for protection, "Enjoy!"

Tony notes that Beth smacks him around enough.

Alastria gets down on her knees and scoots up quietly behind Steed, running her hands over the back of his legs in the same impression that he's doing to Selena...

Beth lays her head on Tony's shoulder.

[Alastria] Oh John!! You have such precious legs!

JohnSteed would lick the legs. That would be going over board. Will it?

Kashshaptu giggles watching Alastria

Dread_Lime forgot what it was doing. it isnt sure whats happening, but it smells pollen

DarthMichael blinks and stands up, dusting off his chocolate suit. Just sorta staring at Lasty for a few minutes.

Alastria ain't gonna lick JS's legs if he licks Selena's...who knows where they've been!!

Raia looks at the condom. Then she looks at Lasty. There's no such thing as condoms on Krynn. Raia opens the condom wrapper. She removes the condom and whaps it around, trying to figure out what it is.

Tony holds Beth and looks around with a look that says 'Lookit me, world! I'm the luckiest guy IN here cause I got HER!'

Alastria puts her butt up in the air for DM to gaze at ;)

SelenaSoulfire squeals with laughter as she tries to back away from JS

DarthMichael would offer his legs to lick, Lasty, but he too shy to acctually SAY that.

Raia announces, "I don't get it."

DarthMichael gets a view of Lasty's butt.

JohnSteed rather licks Selena's over any legs in here in the mainhall. He has a liking for Selena's legs for some odd reasons. He pats one her legs holding to him close. " This one is mine. More precious then gold! Ye hear!"

Alastria changes around some of Tony's letters, rephrasing his sentence to read, "I'm the luckiest guy IN HER cause I got HERE!"

JohnSteed patting her leg as if its a pet cat. Smiles as he holds her leg with much pleasure.

DarkEssence snickers at Alastria.

Alastria rubs John's butt...because she can, "Ooo!! Getting rich!! Lead bottom!"

Tony 's that, too.

Alastria makes a mad dash for DE's snickers, 'MINE!"

DarthMichael gose and sits down now. Still watching Alastria...O.o

[JohnSteed] " oooo. My butt. Butting in...I will not share this leg. Its all mine! Whahahaha!"

Raia giggles at Lasty.

SelenaSoulfire murmurs, "Blaze may have something to say about that..."

Alastria giggles at Raia and motions for her to put the condom over her mouth and blow it up like a balloon... :)

Dread_Lime doesnt really know what to think about tonights events

[JohnSteed] " He blazing can go to hell. This leg is my leg. "

DarkEssence looks to Jasmine and smiles. "It's a veritable orgy in here or something, isn't it?"


[SanityClause] Back to your irregularly scheduled logs...

People are strange

Alastria 's player sighs...she forgot to shave her single piece of chest hair this morning!!! Yes, her player has one dark chest hair that grows....it's funky!


Yoinkin' L!

Alastria yoinks DM's l from public, his sentence now reading, "DarthMichael isn't in pubic, he's in his room, like always! "

Liress giggles at 'Lasty.

DarthMichael 's l gets yoinked, he winces in pain...

Alastria giggles at DM's yoinked l. She hands him a bag of ice to put on it...

DarthMichael puts The bag of ice on his yoinked l. Yer not supposed to go around yoinking other guy's l's, at least not in public.

Alastria yoinks DM's other l..."at least not in pubic."

DarthMichael gets his l Yoinked again. he falls off the couch in pain.


Liress' new word

Raia gets bored.

DarkEssence tosses Raia a plank of wood.

Alastria nails Raia...hehe..get it? bored? nailed? uh...*blinkityblink*

Liress runs over and SMOOCHES Raia's boredivity.

Liress made up a new word!

DarkEssence thinks Liress should patent and market the new word.

Alastria takes DE's r and replaces it w/ an o, so that he thinks Liress should patent and market the new wood...

Raia violates Liress.

DarkEssence hands Raia a ticket for a Liress violation.

DarthMichael has yet to be violated, he gets his l yoinked, but no violations.

Raia scoffs at DarkEssence's ticket. "I am Raia! I need no ticket!"

DarkEssence shrugs and tosses away the U2 concert tickets into the fire.

Raia takes the ticket anyway.


Lime PUNch

[Dread_Lime] lime not sure what to make of all this


o/' She's got a ticket to ride o/'

Liress shakes her Booty at Raia. Ticket that! Err...

DarkEssence tele-smacks a ticket onto Liress' booty.

OrionDouglas slips a fiver in Liress' garter belt.

[Dread_Lime] its not polite to tell people where to ticket

Liress gets a tele-smack and a fiver! Ooo.. life rawks!

OrionDouglas reads the ticket on Liress' booty. It reads, "100% fresh"

[OrionDouglas] Ticket up your nose, DL.

Raia laughs at Liress and stamps her booty with a price tag.

Kashshaptu sips her soda and just shakes her head, then giggles

OrionDouglas reads the price ticket: "More than you can afford"

Liress was booty dancing atop DM. So yes. She supposes that could be considered a lap dance as well. How lucky!

[OrionDouglas] Dammit!

Vegeta watches all this ass stamping and pricing, rather strangely...

Liress is inaffordable. Shite... she's priceless!

Raia laughs. That's exactly what the tag says. "Priceless"

DarthMichael wonders if he's still lept upon by Liress?

Liress was booty dancing atop DM... kinda like a lap dance. =P

DarthMichael is LUCKY for the lap dance, he shows his appreciation by sliping a $100 dollar bill down Liress's cleavage. ;o)

Allenia pauses to watch all this just after she's entered, so she's still by the door.

Liress has more money. Damn... she's good.

OrionDouglas envys DM. even.

DarkEssence thought Orion was looking rather green tonight.... today... whatever the time zone is in your area...

DarthMichael is envyed!


"My Spid..er..Drowsense is tingling!"

Liress ' Drowsense starts tingling. She just has a feeling she's about to be in trouble.. or something.

DarkEssence thinks Liress should dress up like some superhero-chic!

Vegeta oocly is reminded of Spider Man...can you stick to walls too?

Raia wishes she had Drowsense.

Liress is the Dark Avenger? Err...

Liress has nonsense.

OrionDouglas wishes she had sense.

DarthMichael has nosense

Alastria drools at Liress' Drowsense...

Liress peeks towards the door and EEPS! "Allenia?!?!?!" She's a mix of excited, surprised... and oops.

Liress blinks at DM. "EEK! Don't DO that!"

DarthMichael blinks at Liress "what? What'd I do?"

Raia wonders if she might have the elven equivalent of Drowsense.....Elfsense!

Allenia raises one eyebrow at Liress, obviously offended by her little display. " Been having fun ?"

Dread_Lime has nonsense

Liress motions to DM having her nonsense.

Vegeta has almighty uptight prince sense.

LOL!

Liress looks back at Allenia and scampers over to her, "Well... maybe a little. I was bored!"

OrionDouglas wonders if she has the australian equivalent of Drowsense.....Beersense!

DarthMichael appologizes then to Liress. Then fiannly is able to get up off the floor. he sreturns to his couch.

DarthMichael 's spelling gose down the toilet when he's tired, he also gets silly when tired.

Allenia turns and walks out without another word

Liress blinks at Allenia, "No! Wait... Come on! It was all innocent. I mean... I'm still clothed for crying out loud!"

[Liress] "Allenia... please wait!"

Raia 's eyes get real big and she crouches down, watching the tension. She hates being in trouble. She also hates seeing others in trouble! So, as Raia-esque as she can, she blurts out, "Liress didn't do anything wrong, she was a very good girl!"

Allenia sighs and gently pulls Liress up from her knees before kissing her. " Liress, please dont do that kind of thing, you had me alarmed."

Liress exhales fully after the kiss, "Phew! I'll try not to, but you know how silly I am. I really am sorry." She hugs her tightly, "I missed you so much!"

Raia claps. "Reunions always make me cry!" *SNIFF*

OrionDouglas hands Raia some tissues and offers a shoulder.

Raia takes the tissues and stuffs them into her bra. The shoulder she blinks at, then puts it in her purse. ;D


The sixth sixth sixth sense

Raia scoots nervously over to Kashshaptu and whispers frightenedly, "I see red people..."

Kashshaptu looks at Raia "Where?"

Raia points vaguely. "Over there!"

Kashshaptu looks where Raia points "Hmm, they must be invisible to me"

Raia scratches her head. Maybe Kashy didn't get her joke?

Kashshaptu obviously didn't catch on to any joke, looks at Raia "Excuse me a bit" ... sitting up, then standing and walking over to Jerl

Raia nods to Kash, and decides to try someone else. Orion!

Raia scoots up to Orion and whispers, "I see bread people...!"

OrionDouglas wasn't asleep! Honest!

[OrionDouglas] Huh?

[OrionDouglas] Mmmmm... bread people... *drools*

Raia smiles happily.

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