Kids Say the Dumbest Things
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The 1st of December, 2001...

Becoming one with the fire

OrionDouglas doesn't see Rochelle about so she just goes to her couch and practises control.

OrionDouglas sets her right hand on fire. This is easy enough...

OrionDouglas concentrates on the fire, willing it to penetrate her form...

Lanen concentrates on Orion, willing her to penetrate her form. *sniggers*

OrionDouglas isn't psychic, luckly...

OrionDouglas smiles as it her hand is no longer on fire... her hand is fire.

OrionDouglas giggles as the transformation runs up her arm, her flesh becomes a blaze.

[OrionDouglas] I can do it!


Unwilling summon

OrionDouglas nods to Aurora. "What's up?"

[OrionDouglas] And if you say Lothar....

Aurora shrugs "WEll, I am tired, I am bored, and I want Lothar. Take your pick."

Lothar enters this room

Aurora chuckles at OD, and winks at her "Thanks."

Lothar walks in to his couch

Aurora smiles brightly, and hugs OD "Thanks hon...I don't know how you did it, but thatnks."

Aurora runs over, and hugs Lothar "Hiya sweetie."

OrionDouglas summoned Lothar??? GAH!!!

Lothar glances around

Lanen thought that from the looks of it, Raven, you already had your hands on some 'equipment'...

Lothar appreciates it, OD


Eternal truths

OrionDouglas thinks. OK. Lirreka's angry. Time to leave.


Twisted firestarter

Chibi_Nimbus jumps off and runs outside, then walks back in, dragging a wagon full of firecrackers.

Chibi_Nimbus walks to the bar, and picks up a lighter,

Chibi_Nimbus burns the , into a .

Chibi_Nimbus takes a large, mean-looking firecracker, and looks for a target.

Chibi_Nimbus places a firecracker down somebody's shoe and lights it.

OrionDouglas gets a firecracker shoved down her shoe.

OrionDouglas turns to CN. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Chibi_Nimbus runs away, laughing.

Chibi_Nimbus is doing what little boys do, stupid things. :D

OrionDouglas fires a small lightning bolt at the retreating CN.

SelenaSoulfire thinks ODie is about to SERIOUSLY mangle someone

OrionDouglas also hurls the firecracker, the fuse on which seems to be burning rather slowly, at CN. "You dropped this!"

Chibi_Nimbus 's laughing is cut short as he's fried. @_@

Chibi_Nimbus quickley stops, drops, and rolls...catching everything around him on fire in the meantime.

[OrionDouglas] Ooo. Carnage.

Chibi_Nimbus gets up as soon as the flames on him are out, growling.

Chibi_Nimbus takes a rifle, and shoots the killer bee hive which hangs from the ceiling, above Orion.

OrionDouglas yawns, as a massive blast of wind directs the bees over to CN.

Kashshaptu watches Orion and CN .. thinking apparently CN doesn't know what Orion is really afraid of

Chibi_Nimbus arms himself with RAID and begins to frantically take bees out left to right.

OrionDouglas oocly notes to Tia, not any more...

Chibi_Nimbus isn't a mindreader, unfortunatly.

Kashshaptu sighs as it isn't no fun if she isn't afraid of them anymore

[OrionDouglas whispers to Kashshaptu] (( I was getting tired of it, so I "cured" OD when she regained her past memories.))


Darkness prevails

Kasina walks in wondering if anyone knows how to play a dark char anymore.

[SomeLoser] For some reason this just got right up my nose.

OrionDouglas oocly wonders how 'dark' Kasina wants it?

Kasina doesn't care, she just thinks if people play dark chars they outa learn how. Dark chars don't fall in love, they care about nothing but their goal and themselves.

LordDevonshyre oocly has a hard time playing dark PCs since he, himself is too much a goody two shoes! ;o)

SarahRose nods " True and if your char kills people, several people they're thought of as a munchy. People can't grasp the aspect that if you spell words wrong you can rp."

Raven is pl;aying a dead but superpowerful mage with a desire to rule the multiverse who's inhabiting the body of his hero brother. Dark? Nah, guess not.........

Kasina shrugs " Spelling has nothing to do with it. If you can get the point across and make the fight fair who gives a damn how you spell the words." ( Takes a seat at the bar.) " How many good rpers are left?"

Gavin is the Dark Saint..

SarahRose thinks " Four or five perhaps. Most of the good ones grew out of it, are never here or have been scared of by the verbal statements made by others here."

Kasina sighs " And it's all about love, all they do is screw and play chars in love can't they ever get imaginations?"

Gavin spins to face Kasina. "I resent that!"

Kashshaptu looks over at Kasina "Maybe the whole reason is when a person plays a dark character others refuse to role play with them"

SarahRose shrugs " Basically yes, that's all plots are now, people in love and it's disgusting because they play dark chars so lousy. They give darkness a bad name."

[Gavin] I happen to play quite a few anit-luvie characters.. a few who's only relationships consist of using the other person. So.. quit assuming we're all the same."

Felice looks to Kasina. "There are many levels of darkness. Darkness of the mind, Darkness of the soul, Darkness of the purpose.

[OrionDouglas] (( This char is only in love because the one she loves saved her life. You really want to get her going on her past and then you'll see just how dark she is ))

Kasina shrugs " It's stupid, dark chars make it interesting. If they can't rp with dark and light char what are they here for?" ( Shivers) " God it's like high school and the in crowd of all the people who thought they were perfect. Dark chars take a hell of a lot more work them good chars. You need both to have a remotely good anything. Look at movies most all are based on dark and light, evil and good and people watch them."

Raia agrees with Kasina.

Kasina is glad some are left Raia

Kasina agrees " Yes there are levels of darkness and no one knows how to play them."

Gavin smirks at Kasina.. "Sure.. agree with the chicks and ignore the males."

[Kashshaptu] "I agree very much with that Kasina ... but in here, it just doesn't work that way"

[OrionDouglas] Gavin> That's my policy. :)

Kasina shrugs " Males are not relivant, their seed is the only good thing."

[SomeLoser] Is she IC or OOC?

OrionDouglas glares at Kasina. "Even that is foul."

Kasina shrugs " I'm sorry but honestly a males only purpose is to survive and spread it's seed or disease."

Kasina shrugs " That's why 90% care only bout getting layed from age og 14 to like 27."

OrionDouglas glares at Kasina. "Shall I tell you a story. A story about a girl and her father?"

[Gavin] Well, just cause 90% of us are dicks doesn't mean the rest of us aren't decent.

Kasina nods " Yes tell me the story. I'll listen. Despite my thoughts and feelings I listen to other's opinion."

[OrionDouglas] This man kept his daughter in the basement, chained to a wall. He occasionally threw her some food, and mabey some water...

[OrionDouglas] This man used his daughter, and often brought some male friends to have some fun as well...

Kasina listens to Orion

[OrionDouglas] This girl withdrew into her mind, which split into three; Her true self, withdrew in a ball. Her hate and her anger bided it's time. Her submissve side was all that was left, so the abuse continued...

[OrionDouglas] One day, just as the fun was about to start, A fire erputed in the basement. A fire in the form of a woman. Soon the fire was a woman, and this woman looked at the men in contempt and distaste...

[OrionDouglas] This woman killed the men. She killed them with a knife and with the fire in eyes...

Kasina nods " Good for him, I'd of killed them all. I despise men with my very being."

Kasina goes back to listening

Gavin snorts at Kasina's femme-nazi attitude.

[OrionDouglas] The girl withdrew further into a mind... A new personality emerged, an unstable one. The woman took the girl and trained her in the arts this woman knew.

[OrionDouglas] Some time passed, and the girl was soon a woman of her own. The older woman left one day and this girl found herself here...

[OrionDouglas] Certain events transpired, and this girl tried to kill herself, but the other parts of herself guided the blade as thus, while scarred, she was still alive..

OrionDouglas runs her right hand over her left forearm, where there is indeed a mess of scars.

Kasina sighs not seeing the relativity of the story and betting the girl went all goody, goody when she should of wiped out the male sex.

[SomeLoser] There's just no explaining to some poeple.
[SanityClause] YAAAAY!

[OrionDouglas] This girl is now on the edge. If provoked, she will stumple down the abyss... But she will takes others with her.

OrionDouglas pulls her dagger out, as well as her thinknife... After a pause, she replaces them in their hilts.

Kasina shrugs " Good for her least she didn't go good and let the male sex walk all over her." ( Walks back to the bar getting another vodka.)


Them darn players...
Time for something light-hearted, methinks
[SanityClause] YAAAAY!

OrionDouglas oocly pokes a tongue at Liress.

Liress oocly bites Orion's tongue and shakes like a doggie pulling onna chew toy. <growl>

OrionDouglas oocly gets shaken, not stirred.

Liress oocly shakes something else of Orion's.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] (( *blush* Um, please do not be shakeing that. ))

OrionDouglas oocly blushes.

Liress oocly blinks and uh... sheepishly stops shaking THAT....

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] ((Ooo... my bad. I was trying to shake that other thing and it got in the way! Honest....))

OrionDouglas oocly thanks Liress.

Liress oocly pouts. She's been told to not touch unless she plans on buying, but for some reason, the words don't sink it too quickly.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] (( *blush!* ))

OrionDouglas oocly is affordable.

Liress oocly pays for Orion with a ball of lint, a chewing gum wrapper, an old tape cassette of the BeeGees, five moldy tic tacs, an artists rendering of George Bush Jr's ass, a used tissue with boogies in it, a key chain from a car no one drives cuz the engine is sitting in some hill billies front yard for a flower planter, and two fiddy.

OrionDouglas ' oocness is Liress' oocness, now.

Liress oocly OWNS Orion's oocness! WOOHOO!

Liress ' player hugs onna her propertai.

OrionDouglas hands Liress SomeLoser's user's manual.

Liress ' player skims through the user's manual, then USES Orion's oocness thusly...

OrionDouglas oocness gets used!

Liress ' Player uses SomeLoser all up. Then recharges 'em!

OrionDouglas oocness gets recharged! umm... ow?

Liress ' Player tries to comb Orion's hair back down after that. There's a little static involved. "So... so sorry there. Umm... bad hairday?"

[OrionDouglas] (( bad hairLIFE, you mean ))

[Liress] ((I don't care! I used up all my good junk t'own ya!))

OrionDouglas grins evilly and hands Liress' oocness a collar...

OrionDouglas oocness glares at it's icness.

Liress ' oocness oos at the collar and grinsies. She does the Snoopy Dance before buckling it 'round Orion's oocembodiment, adding a little nametag to it that states SomeLoser: Propertai of the Almighty Amyness Supremo.

Liress is so great, it HuRtZ!

OrionDouglas oocness is collared. eep.

Liress is drow in real life, apparently.

Kashshaptu looks around at the others still here

DarthMichael is sorta here and sorta not..

Liress waves to Tia and ponders stealing her lap.

OrionDouglas thinks Liress is in a Klepto mood tonight.

[Liress] /steals Tia's lap

Liress just likes how shiny Tia is... Mmm... shinies.

Kashshaptu waves back to Liress ... and has her lap stolen .. guessing since it's firmly attached to her in her solid form, that means she gets stolen too?

DarthMichael is now the only one in the room not stolen by Liress then. He sits back in freedom.

Liress now owns x1 Some Loser and x1 Tia. Is that a felony?

OrionDouglas hasn't been stolen either, just her oocness. Which doesn't count. Because it's SomeLoser.

Kashshaptu thinks it's only a matter of time, DM .. only a matter of time

[Liress] /Deemancipates DM and then /steals DM.

OrionDouglas notes that it is a felony only if Liress hasn't the proper licenses.

DarthMichael gets stolen now...after being Deemancipated.

Liress ' licenses were revoked some months ago. She's so illegal. Papa's lock up yer daughters!

Liress also acquires x1 DM. She rawks!

OrionDouglas grrs at Liress' remark.

Liress blinks at ODie...

Liress grrs back.

Kashshaptu now wonders why Liress wants to steal someone as old as she is ..

OrionDouglas is grrd at. She's grrd!

Liress likes older women?

Liress has busy fingers. You don't wanna know what those fingers are doing, however.

Kashshaptu chuckles as she thinks of many reasons why and many reasons not to ...

DarthMichael blinks at Liress and her busy fingers.

OrionDouglas ponders the fact that older women might have more XP?

Kashshaptu ponders Orion's thought, pondering that more XP may be in areas that are not desired as well as those that are

OrionDouglas ponders the fact the Kash has a point.

Liress thinks that since she successfully stole Tia's lap, she should be able to gain some of her XP! Yay! She's now a level 5 Annoyance!! Hoorah...! Booty dance ensues.

OrionDouglas enjoys the booty dance

DarthMichael don't think Liress is ever annoying, not to him anyway. His bestest friends are never annoying to him, of which Liress is! :o)

OrionDouglas hands Liress the Apu Stick to annoy DM with.

Liress awws at DM and does a special Booty Dance for him and ODie... she then remembers what happened the last time she did the intoxicating dance and slowly stops shimmying her backside. "Eh... don't wanna get into trouble again."

Liress eats the Apu Stick and promptly belches. It's pizza flavoured.

DarthMichael chuckles remembering.

Kashshaptu blinks at Liress eating the Apu Stick ...

DarthMichael dose enjoy what booty dance he got before she stoped though.

OrionDouglas awwws as the booty dance is called off on account of stuff™.

[OrionDouglas] Oh well, gotta go now! See ya Liress. See ya SomeLoser! *nods to Tia*

OrionDouglas leaves.

Kashshaptu waves bye to Orion

OrionDouglas oocness gets left behind. *sniff*

Liress ' Player gets t'play with SomeLoser s'more!"

[Liress] "Bye Orion, you Hot, Sexy, Insanely nubile young thang!"

DarthMichael 's ISP is being a evilmonkeyfiend tonight. :o(

DarthMichael can't see any current posts..O.o

OrionDouglas cracks up laughing as she leaves.

Kashshaptu blinks, seeing Orion literally cracking up

Liress spanks DM's monkey?

[OrionDouglas] (( Now THAT is going on KStDT! ))

Liress likes Orion's crack.

Liress is addicted to it. *sniggers*

Liress would hope so, Orion! She's a Supahstah!

OrionDouglas rotflhfao!

[OrionDouglas] (( No, please, stop. I can't stand no more! ))

OrionDouglas composes herself, and leaves. Dammit!

DarthMichael 's monkey is spanked? *blink blink*

Kashshaptu blinks once again at Orion as the cracked up pieces reform as Orion

Liress almost follows Orion out. She's taking her crack away! She hates going into withdrawl.

[OrionDouglas] (( GRR! stop it! *LOL* ))

DarthMichael is not making any cracks about cracks..*blinks*

Kashshaptu sees her chance and steals her own lap back .. yes .. it worked .. she curls up to protect her lap from being stolen again

OrionDouglas expends a point of Willpower to leave already.

The 4th of December, 2001...

Oxymorons, Puns, and Bunnys

Lena looks to Nex "Someone tried to give me a sobar irishman once..." she giggles "Sorry, old joke...dwarves liked it though..."

Dread_Lime gives Lena a munchkin that follows the rules

Nex-Cyst hmms and cuts another hole in reality, starting to pull things out like Millitary Intelligence, a Good Cop, and several other oxymorons."

OrionDouglas points to Lothar in the user list... wait.. he's not an oxymoron...

[OrionDouglas] More like an ubermoron.

Dread_Lime removes the prefix oxy

Nex-Cyst tries not to deal with Lothar, he doesn't like to take the 18 showers it takes to get clean after he does

Dread_Lime throws the oxy back at Nex-Cyst

Nex-Cyst gets hit in the back of the head by the oxy, becoming the Oxy-Cyst

Nex-Cyst grabs a bowl of pea soup and yells in his Oxy-Cyst voice, "The power of Pun compels you!"

OrionDouglas thinks Nex-Cyst feels the power of the dark side of the farce.

Nex-Cyst notes that last time he felt anything it required six stitches and a law suit.

Dread_Lime is a lime of the highest quality, thus making it prime-lime

OrionDouglas wonders what size the law suit was.

Nex-Cyst wonders if he can get in on the Lime light

[Dread_Lime] about a 48 long

OrionDouglas glares at NC, she was going to make a limelight pun.

[SomeLoser] o/' I love the night lime... o/'

Nex-Cyst snickers, it was a very small law suit, and he won't even go on about the subpena (sp?)

[Dread_Lime] now is not the lime to argue

OrionDouglas wonders if NC got a look at the lawyer's briefs.

[OrionDouglas] o/' It's not so easy, being green o/'

Nex-Cyst tried to get a look at the briefs, but had to catch the lawyer with his pants down

Amaranth blinks at OD. "Maï gawd ! Kermitis ! A rare and wasteful thing." He snickers, much. Then he realizes something. "One of the Familly touched you, yes ?"

Nex-Cyst thinks his player should have gone with his second thought, that he was amazed so little filled up such a big brief.

OrionDouglas has always been touched.

Dread_Lime begins to recite the lime of the ancient maranade

Lanen would touch ODie, but she's busy. *g*

SomeLoser nods in agreement to OD's post.

Amaranth zips to ODie. Like, fast. Like, faster than the local Masquerade permits.

Nex-Cyst had some ancient maranade once, his breath smelled like he had an albatros hanging off his neck for days afterwards

DarkEssence eews at OD being touched.

OrionDouglas glares at Amaranth. He is too close.

DarkEssence tries to measure the distance between OD and Amaranth.

OrionDouglas once had a run in with a small child and a pair of bunny ears.

Amaranth smiles like a preacher on Sunday. "I'm so glad to find a common ground. What did she do ??"

DarkEssence nods to OD. "Poor Child... I feel sorry for... uh... it."

Nex-Cyst ponders a thought, and quickly starts searching for a pocket dimension where its Easter every day, and the Easter bunny is king, just for Orion

DarkEssence hands OD a lifesized bugs bunny.

Amaranth wonders if DE means flat, and drawn ?

[OrionDouglas] She told me the truth behind the bunnys. How they were really minions of evil, and how they will destroy us all.

[DarkEssence] ... Prolly, Amaranth.

[Amaranth] "Aaah. What a terrible mistake...."

OrionDouglas pulls out a knife and cuts the head off the giant bunny.

[Amaranth] ".....They won't destroy, but enslave us, and steal our minds to power RC planes."

DarkEssence throws a carrot at OrionDouglas... or an overripened banana depending on whether you raise rabbits or not.

[OrionDouglas] Of course, I'm over it now, since my self was made whole.

Nex-Cyst watches Orion kill the Bunny King, thus making her the Bunny Queen!

OrionDouglas doesn't feel the least bit like a bunny.

[Amaranth] "How infortunate. Perhaps I---Nevermind. Say, Energizer ads must've been scary, back then..."

DarkEssence misses DigitalJustice's "kill da' wabbit" song... just cause he says it just right.

Amaranth misses the time DJ entered the keep with his macro in pink, DE. That, was horribly funny. : )

SomeLoser used have endless fun playing multiplayer Star Fox 64. He would go the rabbit, and everyone would chant, o/' shoot da' wabbit / shoot da' wabbit! o/'

[SomeLoser] And then I would win. Fear the bunny with a gun!

o/' Gloooooooria o/'

Gloria bounces back into the room and looks for a place near the fire to sit or someone to talk to.

[DarkEssence] Hmm... Look, Gloria... Pratz! *points to a random place that Gloria isn't looking at*

Gloria spins. "WHERE!"

Gloria spins too fast and falls on her butt. "Ow!"

[DarkEssence] You just missed him Gloria... He saw you and ducked back out.

DarkEssence helps Gloria to her feet.

Gloria leans on DarkEssence. "Oh."

Kashshaptu smirks a bit "Gloria, Pratz is hiding in the shadows of the room"

Gloria goes exploring the shadows of the room. "Where is he?"

DarkEssence hushes Tia. "Pratz doesn't want her to know that...."

Kashshaptu laughs evilly, almost spilling her soda on the couch

SomeLoser thinks he saw Pratz swimming in the moat.

Gloria whimpers. "But I don't wanna go back in the moat!"

DarkEssence makes a RC car with a picture of a nekkid Pratz zip by Gloria and through Amaranth's legs.

Kashshaptu growls at DE "Come on now, you think I wanted to see that!"

DarkEssence makes the RC car zip through random people's legs.

Gloria knocks Amaranth off his feet chasing the RC car.

Amaranth is knocked off his feet. He goes 'Ai-eeeee' at Orion's feet. "Nice, eh, soles."

[DarkEssence] What did you see, Tia?

Kashshaptu points to the pic on the RC car

DarkEssence figured Amaranth was after OD's soul.

DarkEssence puts a censored bar over Tia's eyes. "There now.

[Kashshaptu] "That was very scary!"

SomeLoser gets RCed.

Gloria dodges most people but chases the RC car. "Nooooo! It's gonna get away!"

Gloria plows into Some Loser with full body contact. "Oof!"

DarkEssence drives the RC into a portal which closes up.

SomeLoser gets flattened.

Gloria lays on top fo Some Loser. "Oh! I'm so sorry! Let me help you up."

Lanen 's Amyness reaches to yank Gloria up by her hair, "Can't you read?! Some Loser 'longs to me!"

[SomeLoser] I've fallen! And I can't get up!

DarkEssence throws a bottle of Viagra and some KY-jelly over at SomeLoser. "This'll help I think."

Gloria catches the RC car while DarkEssence is distracted and plucks the picture off of it and gazes at it happily for a moment and then stuffs it down into her bra.

[DarkEssence] Hey... I need to give that picture back to Pratz!!! *Reaches into Gloria's bra and feels about until he retrieves the picture*

DarkEssence hides Pratz's picture and goes back to Jasmine.

Gloria BITES Dark's arm! "HEY!"

DarkEssence waves his arm around a bit.

Jasmine bites Gloria

DarkEssence doesn't bite unless paid to do so.

Gloria kicks Dark in the balls. "YOU FELT MY BREASTS!" She gets bitten and cries out.

Gloria turns on Jasmine and tries to scratch her.

DarkEssence holds Jasmine and Gloria apart from each other.

Gloria fumes at both Dark and Jasmine.

Jasmine looks at Gloria, you should never bite unles you expect to get bitten in return"

DarkEssence gropes Jasmine just to see if her philosophy holds true for all things.

[Gloria] "He stuck his hand into my bra!" She looks furious and embarrased.

[DarkEssence] I needed to return the picture, Gloria... would you rather I stuck..... other things?"

AnNpc wonders how an 'escort' can feel furious and embarrassed

Simon wonders how a 'hooker' can feel furious and embarassed. =P

[Gloria] "You could have asked me for it back!"

[DarkEssence] And what would you have said, Gloria?

[Gloria] "I would have given it to you."

Jasmine looks at Gloria, "I guess you don't know him too well. He NEVER asks. *G*

[DarkEssence] Prolly... prolly not... either way, this way is more interesting, Gloria.

DarkEssence steals Jasmine's underwear for that comment.

Gloria sulks.

DarkEssence offers to steal Gloria's undies if that'll make her feel better.

Jasmine bites DE's ear for his comment

DarkEssence eeps and smooches Jasmine.

Gloria thinks if Dark even touches her panties she'll break him in two.

DarkEssence smirks at Gloria.

Gloria turns with a huff and walks away from Dark and Jasmine.


Think happy thoughts!

DarkEssence wonders what else to do now.

[Amaranth] "Try flying, DE. Throw yourself at the ground and miss."

[Amaranth] ".....And by that, I don't mean divin' in a river. Tho that's missing the ground, it still isn't enough."

DarkEssence is floating at the moment....

Amaranth would notice if you floated over him with a 14-wheeler. Well, he would, but wouldn't care. : )

SomeLoser gets a naked woman to distract DE at the critical moment.


Tutu

AnNpc enters and instantly afks

Kashshaptu smirks mischieviously .. jumps up and conjures a pink tutu .. she makes it appear on Npc, then vanishes all the rest of his clothes .. she flickers back to her couch quickly

Lanen is really proud of Tia right about now..

Kashshaptu picks up her glass and takes a sip as if nothing happened

OrionDouglas sees the George Cloony clone in a Tutu and promptly throws up.

Kashshaptu sips her soda, awaiting Npc's return from afkland to see his new wardrobe .. or lack thereof

Kashshaptu sighs, still waiting

AnNpc afks then grems, figures

Lanen points and laughs at Jeff's tutu!

Kashshaptu blinks at Npc and chuckles

OrionDouglas points and gags at Jeff's tutu!

SomeLoser points and RUNS AWAY! from Jeff's tutu!

AnNpc got turned NathenLane'ish from the Birdcage, his DM's in one of those moods

AnNpc does a pir-o-wet for SL and Laney

SomeLoser hides from the tall freaky guy.


Hidden depths

Amaranth dives into Lanen, never to be seen until he is seen again. We do that.

DarkEssence is Jealous cause Amaranth gets to explore Lanen's depths.

Lanen is dove into? Heh... not on a school night, buddah!

[OrionDouglas] He got to explore her depths, but not her abyss!

Lanen evicts Amaranth from her depthness. So there.

Amaranth was evicted ! Oh, the ANGST !! He just is exiting in angstedness...

Amaranth exits from this room


Smooth criminal

Simon is one smooth mutha.

SomeLoser is crunchy.

Lanen 's Amyness adds milk to SomeLoser...

DarkEssence looks at Lanen's Amyness. "Does SL SNAP Crackle POP!?"

SomeLoser is milked. O.O

Lanen 's Amyness wouldn't know, DE. She only wanted to see if he stayed crunchy.

Lanen 's Amyness milks SL for all he's worth, too.

DarkEssence nods to Lanen. "He's probably just bitter."

AnNpc wonders when SL got teets?

SomeLoser thinks that could be... messy.


Full frontal

Simon 's back.

OrionDouglas ' front.

DarkEssence nods to OD's Front... what a front, no?"

OrionDouglas WAPS DE with a shovel she pulled from nowhere.

DarkEssence acks at OD and has Akane flashbacks.

OrionDouglas can cook as well.


Camp it up

Liara slips in quietly, as usual it's with that silence that one might expect from a thoughtful dark elf.

Lanen can somehow feel her daughter's presence. *g*

AnNpc would like to feel Laney's presence, then remembers his change in orientation, darn

Kashshaptu glances at Npc and giggles

Lanen har hars at Jeff. *g*

SomeLoser is definetly hiding from the tall freaky guy, then.

AnNpc decides Kash needs a manicure "Oh look at those nails, absoulutly dreadful"

Kashshaptu glares at Npc "You touch my nails and your clothing won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight"

AnNpc should be pittied Laney, not laughed at, your so-so cruel! waaaaaaaaaaaa *snickers j/k*

AnNpc mkaes a limp wristed gesture "Oh come now, I am sure that your husband would love to see you with a bright red polish, would just sooo set off your complexion

Kashshaptu can't help but laugh at Npc "Well, regardless .. your accessories just don't go with the tutu"

OrionDouglas thinks Jeff would make a great source for red nail polish.

AnNpc notes red does not go with his skin tone =P

AnNpc looks down at his attire then back at Kash "I thought it made a definate statement. You know, it just fairly screams 'I have arrived'"

OrionDouglas notes we can always remove that troublesome skin with a nice exfoliant.

OrionDouglas thought it made the statement, 'Lock me up NOW!'

Kashshaptu raises her hand, as if to cast a vanishing spell ... "Well, let's find out, Jeff"

AnNpc eeps and covers his chest with his hands "But I'm not wearing matching under garments!"

Kashshaptu then bursts out laughing

OrionDouglas thought Jeff was wearing just a tutu?

AnNpc actually isnt wearing a tutu, he has on the equivulent to a peach leasure suit, though abit on the femine side

OrionDouglas looks to Tia. "Shall you tell him, or shall I?"

AnNpc wags his hand at Kash as she starts to laugh "Oh you"

Kashshaptu looks at Orion "Go ahead"

[OrionDouglas] (( Kashshaptu smirks mischieviously .. jumps up and conjures a pink tutu .. she makes it appear on Npc, then vanishes all the rest of his clothes .. she flickers back to her couch quickly ))

AnNpc thinks he missed that definately, he afked, then disconnected, sorry

AnNpc wonders if Kash could add a leotard, its abit drafty in here

OrionDouglas whistles innocently.

Kashshaptu decides to be nice and adds thigh high stockings only

DarkEssence looks to Kash. "Tia... what are you using the thigh highs for?"

Kashshaptu loks at DE "There on Npc ... he was cold"

AnNpc gets thigh high stockings and flitters around the room "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and gay!"

AnNpc flitters back over towards OD, waving his hands dramaticly as he does so "Here comes peter cotton tail, hopping down the bunny trail, hippy hoppity Easters on its way"

[OrionDouglas] Look out! Peter Cottontail has just been ambushed by gun-wielding thugs!


o/' yeah, Glooooooria o/'

Gloria walks over to Orion Douglas and flops down, looking discontent. "Can I sit down here?"

DarkEssence looks from Gloria to OD.... and decides not to comment about her sitting down already.

OrionDouglas looks at Gloria. "I will have nothing to do with you."

Gloria pouts and curls up into a ball and looks around. "You can't make me move!"

Gloria sniffles a little.

DarkEssence offers Gloria a handkerchief.

Pratz walks inside the door wearing one of those cool big formed straw hats around his head.

Gloria takes the hankerchief and rubs her eyes with it. "Thank you."

OrionDouglas thinks Pratz should RUN AWAY!

PinkHairAndCoke agrees with Orion.. Pratz should run away. =P

Pratz sees Gloria and spends his next turn climbing the walls to get into the rafters.

Gloria looks around. "Did Pratz come in while I was crying? I don't want him to see me crying..."

[DarkEssence] Gloria... I think Pratz snuck a peak at your undies when you were crying and then hid.

Gloria looks around behind her at her panties. "Really?"

Pratz sneaks through the rafters.

[DarkEssence] I dunno, Gloria... What kind of undies do you have on now that would attract Pratz?

DarkEssence senses Pratz... but doesn't say anything.

Gloria giggles and shows Dark her panties, the soft, thick, pink type. "These!"

[DarkEssence] Oh... *nodnods and inspects Gloria's undies thoroughly.

Pratz takes this opportunity while Gloria is occupied to go get a drink.

DarkEssence thinks Pratz owes DE lots for keeping Gloria occupied...

OrionDouglas thinks Pratz should pretend to be with Jeff, that might put Gloria off.

Pratz don't think so, ODie. Thanks, but no thanks.

Pratz yawns, then decides to head for bed. "G'night all. Goodnight, Gloria." He grins as he dives out though a Gate.

Gloria looks around for Pratz.

Pratz exits from this room


Horrible horrible freedom

Lanen goes.

SomeLoser watches the Amyness leave! "Freedom! ... horrible horrible freedom!"

Liress enters this room

SomeLoser watches the Amyness arrive! "Um.."

Liress ' Amyness muahahahas at SomeLoser!

[SomeLoser] meep


o/' Dancing like I've never danced before o/'

AnNpc dances around Pratz "some day my prince will come..."

SomeLoser dances around a FotoLab "some day my prints will come..."

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