Kids Say the Dumbest Things
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o/' Twenty-One today! o/'
No big celebration, just a few changes, and some good friends. ∩.∩

The 6th of December, 2001...

The problem with Gloria
[SomeLoser] I gremmed and lost the first bit of this so I'll fill you in, ODie dislikes Gloria and has said as much. Why?..

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] (( Remebers ODie's abusive past? She thinks Gloria is a sell out. ))

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] ((*nods* Sweet. *G*))

Gamer POINTS to Gloria ... "Hey!! Your the whore I saw the other night! Your a smelly nasty sloppy WHORE!! *Laughs*

Gloria shrieks in anger. "I don't know who I want to KILL first!"

Kashshaptu blinks at Gloria's actions, then sighs .. takes a few sips of her soda

Gamer is having way too much fun here, damn it, he really needs to catch up on Aftereffects

OrionDouglas draws her dagger. "I would not like to hurt you. Attack me again, and I will have no choice. To me, you're a sell out."

Dread_Lime thought she was a hostess

Liress turns to look at Gloria, "You so much as breathe on Orion and I'll skin you myself." Her eyes narrow and a low, throaty growl filters past her lips.

Gloria shakes all over in anger. "I'm not a whore! I'M NOT A WHORE! Why can't I get you people to understand me! I"M NOT A WHORE!"

Kashshaptu looks at Gloria, smirks .. "Hey Gloria, I just seen Pratz peek in the door .."

[Dread_Lime] i never called you that

Liress frowns at Gloria, "I don't really care what you are, y'don't touch my friends like that."

Gloria looks at Kash, still angry. "I don't care!"

Kashshaptu shrugs "Your loss then as I think he's still right outside"

[OrionDouglas] Who are you trying to convince? Us? Or yourself?

Gloria sits down on the floor and cries big huge tears as her body shakes all over.

Gloria hates getting knocked offline. Stupid computer.

Gloria wonders if anyone said anything to her or if she is just still sitting in the middle of the floor and crying?

Kristian gave you a paddling, Gloria. Bad girl. Go to his room.

SomeLoser notes to Gloria that it's the latter.

Gloria sits in the floor and stays curled up, hating all these people, hating being dressed like this, hating the way she looks, hating everything.

Kristian heads over to Gloria, quietly, while shrugging off his trenchcoat and sweater. He still has a t shirt left, so he's good.

[Kristian] You know, you should try and get some decent clothes..

Liress wishes she had Jade's almighty SPOON! right now....

[Dread_Lime] Gloria...?

Gloria doesn't look up or anything but just sits there on the floor not willing to move.

[Dread_Lime] Gloria, we need to talk.

Kristian sighs and gently sets his trench over Gloria like a blanket.. Then folds his sweater up like a pillow and sets that down in front of her..

Gloria pulls the trenchcoat over her slowly and tries to stop crying.

Gloria stands up and slowly heads for the upstairs.

[Dread_Lime] Gloria, wait!

Gloria stops for a moment, still sniffling.

[Dread_Lime] Gloria we need to talk

Gloria turns to look at DreadLime.

[Dread_Lime] im sorry about the way these people treated you, but im glad to see you finally stand up for yourself. it takes alot of courage to deal with this sort of thing

Gloria looks at DreadLime for a moment and then speaks. "I'm going away for a while until I learn how to fight well enough so that the next time someone says anything about the way I look I can show them I'm strong enough to back it up. I'll never cry again."

Gloria turns and heads for the stairs.

[Dread_Lime] *sighs* thats a lonely path to follow.

Gloria exits from this room


First aid saves lives

SomeLoser is still dead.

Liress ' Amyness gives SomeLoser mouth to mouth.

SomeLoser gets the kiss of life. SCORE!

Liress ' Amyness giggles at SomeLoser. She wonders, though, how she became Prince Charming all of a sudden?

SomeLoser hopes to god (any god) that the Amyness meant 'Princess'.

Liress ' Amyness meant Prince, cuz that goes with the name. That's why she was wondering, cuz the gender was all wrong. *blinks*

Kristian 's player now has Utena in his head.. thanks to some Prince.. Grr.


Gamer

Gamer is back from AFK, and goes AFK again in a room that is away to get away from the ignorance *Hugs Kaeli and walks to another room*


Voodoo healing magic

[MallusPneumaticosRex] put de lime in de coconut and smoosh it all up, you put de lime in de coconut and drink it all up,

Dread_Lime 's player falls over laughing

[MallusPneumaticosRex] hmm wonder if there are any coconuts at the bar.

[Dread_Lime] nope i burned em all

[MallusPneumaticosRex] damn lime just refuses to cooperate Tia.

Kashshaptu chuckles "I see that Mallus"

[Dread_Lime] dats right

SomeLoser gets the urge to make a fruitcake.

[Dread_Lime] methinks he's starting to get the idea

[SomeLoser] Oh wait... I already have.. *looks at ODie*

OrionDouglas glares at SL. "Thanks a friggen lot."

OrionDouglas erects a barrier of stone around her couch, closing herself off.

[MallusPneumaticosRex] oh well I'm just to tired and ornery to get into a fight with a fruit with teeth, well maybe we will get him a killer tomato to date and he'll be in a better frame of mind.

Dread_Lime grins

Kashshaptu chuckles at Mallus' comment, then looks at Lime and bursts into evil laughter as she gets a mind picture of a killer tomato and Lime together

SomeLoser uses PlayerPower™ to dissolve the barrier ODie put up.

[SomeLoser] Play nice.


The Cheesecake Shop

Dearheart snogs her Amyness and pops out, gathering someone she's more in the mindset to be at the moment.

ChibiCheesecake enters this room

Liress is in the mood for both Chibi and Cheesecake! How conveeeenient.

ChibiCheesecake isn't so much a being as a....well....Classification unknown.........

ChibiCheesecake LAUNCHES herself at Liress "Chi-biiiiii!"

Liress wants a ChibiCheesecake all her own!

Liress weees at ChibiChee and falls over the back of the couch, rolling with the thing-of-teeth-an'-claws.

ChibiCheesecake chitters madly at Liress, all teeth and claws and snugglings.

Liress meeps and giggles at ChibiChee', "Can I keep you?"

ChibiCheesecake buries her nose in Liress' neck, giving an affection nibble at her skin.

Liress giggles and shivers a little, "Ooo... that tickles ChibiChee'!"

Liress grins at ChibiChee', "Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy..." etc...

ChibiCheesecake plonks herself down into Liress' lap and goes on to describe her day, using sweeping gesticulations and sound effects to punctuate her random ejaculations of "Chibi....Chiii-BI...ChibiChibiChibi!"

[MallusPneumaticosRex] thinks there has to be a mad chef loose in the keep some place. a lime with teeth, cheesecake with teeth and claws, what next? homocidal baklava?

Liress nods to ChibiChee', seemingly understanding every ounce of possible gibberish that seeps from her lips. She smiles, guffaws, blinks, noooo's, ooos, ahhs, ohhhs, and ohmygawds! then goes on to do the same in return.

SomeLoser looks at ChibiCheesecake and her random ejaculations? And I thought ODie and her erections were bad...

[MallusPneumaticosRex] hey wait a minute that sounds like me? mallus the homocidal baklava, sweet, nuts, and best when well layered.

ChibiCheesecake giggles, applauding wildly for Liress before she continues. She's obviously telling an epic tale.....Which may or may not involve much bloodshed, judging from the assorted screeches and explosion noises she's uttering.

SomeLoser notes the screeches and explosions might mean that it's an erotic tale.

[Rusty] "You mean like 'Crash', SL?"

Liress practically beams to ChibiChee' and feigns death before sitting bolt upright again, crossing her eyes and making strangling motions on her own neck, shaking herself and giggling before going on to make gunshot sounds, which sound too entirely real and she jerks as if she's been shot herself. Another rush of gibberish ensues before she hugs the ChibiChee' tightly.

ChibiCheesecake gasps and widens her eyes before launching off another barrage of gibberish, culminating in an almost death-like clutch at Liress as the girl hugs her.

Liress nods very audibly to ChibiChee' and whimpers softly, rocking the Chibi a bit.

Liress snifffles a little and looks at ChibiChee'.

ChibiCheesecake frowns and chitters at Liress again.

ChibiCheesecake stops frowning and starts yammering on at high speed again (Remember Alvin and the Chipmunks? Imagine them on amphetamines).

Liress yeeps at ChibiChee' and chitters, yodles, and warbles just as quickly, shaking her head so audibly it hurts.

ChibiCheesecake buries her nose in Liress' neck again, still going on and on.

Liress curls up into a little ball with ChibiChee' held closely against her and slows her pace of blithering insanity. She whimpers softly and nuzzles the ChibiChee'.

ChibiCheesecake rocks back and forth in Liress' lap, crooning quietly to her.

Liress gently tweeks her li'l nose and grins, "Yer so cute an' evil looking."

ChibiCheesecake chitters and gives Liress a good look at her fangs.

Liress takes a close peek at ChibiChee's fangs, "Y'got a li'l something stuck in there... looks like a finger...."

SomeLoser counts his fingers.

ChibiCheesecake opens her jaws wide, nodding her head

Liress is amazed at just how wide ChibiChee' can open her mouth. She reaches in and removes the offending finger from between her long, and pointy, teeth, "Dwarven perhaps? It's very calloused."

ChibiCheesecake looks at the finger and shakes her head, chirping decisively "Chibi"

SomeLoser has all his fingers.

Liress nods a little and throws the finger idly over her shoulder, "Y'don't need it. He was dumb enough to put his finger in your gob, so he deserved t'lose it."

SomeLoser gets hit with a finger.


Declaration of intent

OrionDouglas looks at Thisel.

Thisel is hideing ..... Shhhh don't tell anyone.

OrionDouglas saw Thisel walk to his hiding place. She stands up, dagger drawn.

Thisel doesn't move much 'cept breathing and what not.

OrionDouglas nicks her finger with the dagger and flicks a few drops of blood at Thisel. "I will finish this one day. You have my word."

Thisel moves suddenly letting the blanket get hit by the blood. "Finish what Orion, what did I do to you that you seem to want revenge?"

[OrionDouglas] I.. I..

Thisel suddenly disappears and reappears on a rafter above the hall. "I did nothing but try and help save a person that didn't wish to live at the time, a bad idea for some, but worthwhile to me."

Thisel looks at Orion. "So I ask, why do says you'll finish "this" when I have only tried to help in the only way I can?"


Reunion

Rochelle appears in the MH, blinking.

OrionDouglas sits on her couch, sighing.

Rochelle seems kinna frantic. "...Oh please don' let her be mad at me. AH!!" She runs over to Orion, skidding to a stop on her knees. "Orion! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I promise I wasn't avoiding you! Please forgive me!!"

OrionDouglas sees Rochelle slide to a stop in front of her. What was a look of dejection becomes one of joy as she flings herself at her soulmate. "I.. I.. thought you left me" she utters, tears in her eyes as she hugs Rochelle fiercly.

Rochelle hugs Orion to her as tightly as she can, tears forming in her eyes. "No... NO I'd never do that. I love you... Please forgive me. I never meant to be away from you so long... I couldn't get in when you were around though. My player was having odd sleeping patterns again. Normal ones." o.o;

SomeLoser is suprised that Rusty and the word 'normal' was used in the same sentance.

Rochelle is too. Guess who's scared. o.o;

OrionDouglas hugs Rochelle. "Just don't vanish again on me. Leave word, at least."

Rochelle nods and kisses OD lovingly. "I'll try my damnedest, love... I promise..." She hugs her love tight to her, closing her eyes, giving a sigh and resting her head on OD's shoulder... "...I'm so sorry to have upset you like this love... I never meant to..."

[OrionDouglas] I thought I was alone again...

Rochelle shakes her head and kisses OD's neck, giving a whimper of sorrow, holding her love closely. "...I'm so... so sorry... I promise I won't vanish like that..."

OrionDouglas stands up at sits on her couch, not letting go of Rochelle in the process.

Rochelle settles next to Orion, never once letting go...


o/' Slice o' heaven o/'

Gamer enters this room

Gamer hates white people

SomeLoser hates Gamer. And so the universe is brought to balance once more.

Gamer likes SomeLoser!

AltF4 's player giggles at SomeLoser.

SomeLoser is afraid of Gamer now.

Gamer thinks SomeLoser is sexy .....

SomeLoser trys a different tack.

SomeLoser thinks Gamer is sexy .....

[SomeLoser] UGH!

Gamer get's wet hearing that from SomeLoser!

SomeLoser goes and licks the Amyness, trying to remove the foul taste from his mouth.

Liress ' Amyness is all minty fresh. Don't drink anything citrusy for a while. It tastes funny after having a li'l slice-o-heaven like her on the tip of your tongue.

ChibiCheesecake 's Sioness devours the Amyness' slice o' heaven....

Liress ' Amyness is devoured! Oh my... SwOoN!

SomeLoser sits on the sidelines... again... Oh well, SomeLoser likes to watch. *EG*


The touch of ecstasy

OrionDouglas holds Rochelle. "I found a new way of controlling the elements the other day."

Rochelle blinks and cuddles into Orion. "Yes love?"

OrionDouglas frees her left hand from the embrace. "Watch.." She concentrates on the hand, which seems to shimmer..

Rochelle blinks. "...Oooh..."

OrionDouglas concentrates some more and the hand seems to catch on fire, but on a second look, it turns out that the hand is actually made of fire..

Rochelle widens her eyes. "....Oh wow. That's incredible! Not even I can do that yet." O.o

OrionDouglas looks at Rochelle. "Hmmm..."

Rochelle shrugs. "I'm only a twin tailed kitsune. I don't have the power to shift my own body into my element."

OrionDouglas places her flaming hand into Rochelle.

Rochelle blinks, not at all getting harmed. "...Oooooh... Warm."

[OrionDouglas] (( Try 'ecstatic' Rochelle ))

[Rochelle] (( Qué? O.o ))

[OrionDouglas] (( Think, ODie is radiating fire energy directly into Rochelle ))

[Rochelle] (( Aaaaaah... n.n; ))

Rochelle blinks as she realises something. "...Eee..." O.o

OrionDouglas grins and moves her hand down a little.

[Rochelle] !!!!!

Rochelle WIGGLES... to quote her lover. ;)

Rochelle 's murring up a storm here peeps. ^.^

OrionDouglas is grinning like an idiot. She lets the transformation continue up her arm..

OrionDouglas winks as her torso and lower body become consumed in fire.

Rochelle blinks and blushes, murring. "Oh my... Um.. . Be gentle?" ^.^;

OrionDouglas winks again as a pair of flaming tails seem to erupt from her lower back.. The transformation is pretty much automatic, she just has to concentrate on what to keep.. and what to add.

Rochelle blinklinks. "Oooooooooo...."

OrionDouglas kisses Rochelle deeply just before she lets her head go.. and then sumberges herself into Rochelle..

Rochelle gasps and murrs, kissing back and blinking as she sorta assimilates Orion, giving a surprised, but pleasured cry

OrionDouglas pops out almost straight away, becomeing solid once more.. She gasps..

Rochelle blinks dazedly, swaying a bit. ".....Eeeeee......"

[OrionDouglas] Damn. Fuck. Wow. DAMN!

OrionDouglas hyperventilates.

Rochelle blinks, nodding, still staring right ahead... "And THEN Some!!" O.O

[OrionDouglas] Ok... That was gooooood! Too good.

Rochelle nods rapidly. "Oh hell yes...."

Rochelle slips her arms around Orion, her face breaking out into a grin... She begins giggling.

[OrionDouglas] I almost lost myself then... Just let myself go to the pleasure.

Rochelle nods and kisses Orion. "Tha's why, as good as that was, y'dun' do it 'gain, 'kay?" ^.^

OrionDouglas nods. "Hand.. yes.. Whole body. nonono. As much as I would like to just let it go at times. I have to live now."

Rochelle nods and hugs Orion closely. "D... Definately..." She giggles softly and kisses OD's neck. "I felt you offer your entire being t'me... I dun' wan' y'doin' that again, love... Okay?..."

[OrionDouglas] No. No I won't.


Art is what you make it

Jack_Snowmane lies quietly on his couch and watches the door

JasonStarfire 's player kicks his web browser square in the source code for crashing...

JasonStarfire *watches* the door for a moment or two, then looks at Jack_Snowmane "It's nice... but is it art?"

OrionDouglas oocly lols at Jason.

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