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It's just like sex! Just without all the sex.

The 8th of December, 2001...

Dread_Lime hasnt attacked any cops nor does it plan to

[Dread_Lime] she means the fuzz

OrionDouglas resists the urge to yell 'FOOD FIGHT!'

[MallusPneumaticosRex] Dread Lime does his best to avoid the fuzz, in his case it means mold.

Dread_Lime readies a pie

[MallusPneumaticosRex] It reminds him of an affair he had with a slightly bruised peach.

[Dread_Lime] I DID NOT POLLENATE THAT PEACH!!!!! a bee did.

[OrionDouglas] (( Forbidden Fruits ))

[MallusPneumaticosRex] Don't tell me that, the offspring were dead ringers for crites, fuzzballs with teeth!

Dread_Lime tosses a fruit cake at Orion

Kashshaptu nods in agreement with Mallus "I seen them too"

Gavin 's got flavour? He wonders.. does he taste like maple syrup? Beer? Hockey puck?

[OrionDouglas] OOH! OOH! I almost forgot!

OrionDouglas reaches into her pouch and pulls out a small present that's wrapped in black paper with a deep red ribbon on it.

Rochelle blinks and Ooos, "F... For me??" ^.^;;

OrionDouglas smiles and nodnods. "Yep. I'm giving it to you early."

OrionDouglas offers the small box again.

Rochelle EEK!s and scrambles away from the Rabit Netscape beast! "AGH! Get it away! It's gonna eat me!!!" SHe tries beating it away with a large stick.

OrionDouglas reinstalls IE and thus squahes the Netscape beast.

Rochelle watches as Bill Gates v5.5 massacres everything else on her computer. "....Aiieee" O.o;;

MallusPneumaticosRex falls to the ground in reverance for a name that is truly evil... bill gates is foul, bill gates is great, bill gates is evil incarnate.

MallusPneumaticosRex knows when Tia gets in one of her moods to remember habeus corpus... if I don't be habeus they will find my corpus in a ditch somehwere.

SexyFemmeSanta enters this room

SexyFemmeSanta walks into the room and sits the Santa chair.

SexyFemmeSanta changes color to something a litlle more festive

SexyFemmeSanta checks her list to see who's been naughty.

[Dread_Lime] most of us have so put the list away

Lise licks Santa.

SexyFemmeSanta wonders who wants to tell Santa what they want for Christmas?

SexyFemmeSanta tastes like candy cane.

Gavin waves to Santa.. "Saaaaaaaaaaanta.. can I kill you for christmas?"

Kashshaptu looks at SexyFemmeSanta "I only want to see that cop *points at OfficerDuncan* bleeding all over the place for Christmas"

Sylia wants SexyFemmeSanta for christmas.

SexyFemmeSanta wonders who in their right mind would want to kill a SexyFemmeSanta?

[MallusPneumaticosRex] I was thinking of Santa cookies , made with real santas

[Dread_Lime] yeah hows about muzzles and chastity belts fer tha nymphs

SexyFemmeSanta winks at Sylia.

Gavin 's in his right mind and he wants to kill a SexyFemmeSanta.. :) "That answer yer question?" :)

Kashshaptu looks at Mallus and laughs .. "yeah, I heard about you having those for Christmas last year"

OrionDouglas walks over to SexyFemmeSanta and sits in her lap.

SexyFemmeSanta gets a customer! "And want do you want for Christmas?"

Gavin takes a few shots at SFS' head with his revolver. "Ooops.. itchy finger."

[Dread_Lime] i also want a new irrigation system

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus enters this room

OrionDouglas glares at Gavin and melts his gun. "MY TURN!"

Gavin 's gun gets melted. So he gets his OTHER gun and fires a few more rounds at SFS' head. This is fuuuuuuuuuun.

Sylia idly considers teaching Orion a few lessons about spellcraft. ;)

OrionDouglas turns back to SFS

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus sneaks in.

[Dread_Lime] hey, fatso, yer early!

OrionDouglas turns BACK to Gavin, fire in her eyes. She concentrates on the metal in Gavin's new gun, raising it's temprature higher and higher. After a short while, his gun melts into a puddle of bubbling goo. Happy now, Sylia?

Sylia isn't.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus sneaks behind Gavin, and gives him a kissy-poo.

Gavin smirks and just laughs at OD. "Next time.. t'won't be metal.."

[OrionDouglas] I wan' the extinction of bunnys for chris'mus... OR..

SexyFemmeSanta looks at her customer. "And?"

[OrionDouglas] A fourway with Rochelle, Sylia and Lanen!

SexyFemmeSanta blushes!

Rochelle blinks, and looks to OD, grinning. "SWEET Diggity! I'm SO there!" =D

Sylia smiles calmly to herself and turns to face OrionDouglace. She bows her head and crosses her forearms in front of her, speaking a soft word under her breath and her fingertips spread outward, gaining a reddish glow. She lifts her head up and throws her hands outward to her sides, holding them up in the air at an akward angle for a moment before bringing her hands back together to nearly clap, but long tendrils of intense red extend from her fingers and lash out at an unoccupied couch before her as her and several singed lacerations and left behind in the wake of the flaming tendrils.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus rushes over, and grabs "Miss" Santa, growling. "Aha, there ya are, babe! Yer mine."

SexyFemmeSanta eeks!

OrionDouglas gets dumped on the floor.

Pratz beats on the door to his new bedroom. He's locked himself out and can't find the key.

Rochelle hears knocking. She blinks, and stands, stepping over to where it is, and knocking back *knock knockknockknock knock, knock knock.*

Pratz kinda thinks, as he pounds on the door of his bedroom, that ODie migt get her Christmas present early this year. And she might even get to unwrap it herself.

Rochelle blinks, and scoots quickly over to OD, picking her up in her arms. "Ee! You alright???"

[MallusPneumaticosRex] ( hey pratz is it one of those doors with the tiny hole in the middle of the handle?)

[OrionDouglas] I was talking to FemmeSanta and this FreakySanta came up and started roughing her up.

[Pratz] (( No Mallus, it's a door in the middle of nowhere in a MUD. And I have the key, I just don't know how to write the bleeding enter/exit thingy! DAMMIT! ))

Rochelle frowns at the knocking. "Oh bloody hell" She sets OD on their sofa, and in the space of 3 seconds, *BAMF*s out to the door, uses her abilities to make the door simply turn into very very brittle dirt, before she *REBAMFS* back to OD.

Kashshaptu giggles at Pratz

OrionDouglas watches Rochelle do a Nightcrawler.

[Rochelle] (( MUD? Which MUD? And if you mean SPR, it's a MUCK. and that means you SHOULD try using Editaction if you're using SPR that is. ))

[Pratz] (( It's a MUCK, then. :: keeps beating on the door, and calls a helpstaffer :: ))

[Pratz] (( It says 'Exit is NOT locked.' But when I try to go through it, it gives me the Locked message. WTF? ))

[Rochelle] (( Pratz... Um... Did you @link the exit to the other room? ))

[Pratz] (( :: prepares the C4 charges :: ))

[Pratz] (( :: tries that before the C4 :: ))

[Rochelle] (( *Sniggers* Remember to safely dispose of the C4 BEFORE you use the door. ^.^;; ))

[Pratz] (( It's STILL not working, and all the Helpstaffers are on their 2 hour coffee break. ))

Pratz says To Hell With It at the door and goes exploring.

Pratz gets his apartment set up in SPR and cheers. "The Luv Shack is complete! BRING ON THE BABES!"

Rochelle snickers at Pratz.

Dread_Lime nails some mistletoe over Pratz's door

Pratz also knows that Belle is gonna be the only one who wants to come into the apartment. Ah well.

Pratz ABHORS not being able to hit on girls anymore. Of course, that's paired with having a lovely loving lurvly wife like Belle, but it makes his life harder.

Sylia bows to OrionDouglas.

[Sylia whispers to OrionDouglas] *tailpokes gently*

OrionDouglas gets tailed poked gently via /wh.

[Sylia whispers to OrionDouglas] Did you see the spell?

[OrionDouglas whispers to Sylia] Yes. (( Yes, but I sacrifice beauty for speed, whis is always a plus in an actual battle ))

[Sylia whispers to OrionDouglas] (( Tsk tsk... I remember casting one spell and the conflict being over with already simply because people wouldn't go on the post per post method... What is this world coming to? ))

[OrionDouglas whispers to Sylia] (( dunno. I'm just not that discriptive, plus ODie's magic isn't high on the FX like Sylia's *grinz* ))

[Sylia whispers to OrionDouglas] (( Perhaps not, but "glares at the gun and melts it" seems rather munchkinish. Especially when you yourself said that spells need casting time. :) ))

[OrionDouglas whispers to Sylia] (( Well Gavin was kinda spoiling my joke. ))

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus wiggles his glued on eyebrows.

SexyFemmeSanta was just here for one reason anyway, and since that's now done with, she can leave!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus pouts. "You're leaving.. again?" He sniffles. "You broke my heart, Santa-Ette."

[SexyFemmeSanta] I couldn't put up with yer cheating ways! I saw how you looked at those kids!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus sniffles. "I blew up the daycare center for you, bay-bee!"

SexyFemmeSanta sniffs. "The horror!"

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus nods. "But blood and gore makes you frisky." He winks suggestively.

[SexyFemmeSanta] Blood and gore make me want to hurl my guts out! And I thought you knew me! *sobs*

Dread_Lime woders if Santa reeeeally IS a bowl full of jelly... ...

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus notes that it's not flab, it's love handles! Femme will vouch for it, really!

[MallusPneumaticosRex] Not jelly, Lime, marmelade!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus pouts cutely at Femme.

[SexyFemmeSanta] You're gross and disgusting and I HATE YOU!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus bursts into tears. "You are such a selfish Santa!" He folds his arms stubbornly.

Rochelle snuggles on her love muchly, lightly kissing her neck. "Mmn... Have missed you hon."

Rochelle blinkblinks and huggles Orion. "Orion love? You there?"

[OrionDouglas] Yep.

OrionDouglas players just got sixteen different things going on at once.

Rochelle aahs, and unnerstands. :)

Rochelle keeps OD safe and warm. In her pants. ^.~

OrionDouglas sticks a hand out of Rochelle's pants. The hand is holding the small box that she never opened.

Rochelle blinks and Ooohs, taking the box, and peering inside it.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] (( Two ruby rings, made of fire crystal. (without part of OD's being though )))

Rochelle 's eyes go like this o.o >.< O.O

Rochelle stays like O.O for a good while... Before they goes into a state between ^.^ and ;.; ... Tears of joy to be precise. ^.^;

OrionDouglas sticks her head out of Rochelle's pants. "You like?"

Pratz 's not seen a fire element based ANYTHING cry like that since they turned off the double industrial sized magic incinerator at Pagoda City.

Rochelle nods and smiles, practically speechless. "Th.. Th.... They're...... beautiful.... I..." She smiles at Orion, pulls her outta her pants, and hugs her TIGHT to her.

[OrionDouglas] EEE!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus winks at Gavin suggestively.

Gavin suggestively pets a shadowstuff mastiff that steps out of a shadow beside him.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus never knew Gav was into that sort of thing!

Gavin gives E-X_SC a hint.. replace suggestively with 'waves a piece of Santa Claus costume in front of the drooling beast'.. :)

SexyFemmeSanta slaps Ex-Convict_SantaClaus on the cheek. "I want a divorce!"

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus bursts into tears. "Not during Christmas! I've got kids to disappoint!

[SexyFemmeSanta] Well you can dissapoint them by killing all the bunnys and thus destroying Easter, can't you?

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus frowns. "The easter bunny would be VERRY mad if I stole HIS job.."

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus fixes his beard. "Very angry, indeed.."

OrionDouglas is dissapointed now that bunny's won't be deaded.

[SexyFemmeSanta] You happy now? You already dissapointed that woman, and it's not even Christmas yet!

Dearheart wants her Amyness!

Lena offers to keep Dearheart company till she gets here

Dearheart scooches over on her sofa, making a place for Lena. Oh yes, she's a snuggleslut.

Lena hops up on Dear's couch, quiet the addict for cuddles

Dearheart cuddles up close to Lena, purring happily.

Lena snuggles with Dearheart, well now they know each other, yup good buddies now

Dearheart loves her snugglebuddy. Oh yes *G*

Lena purrs and snuggles, ahhh life is good

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus thinks, and gasps. "OH dear.. I forgot to give you something." He starts fishing around in his pants.

[Dread_Lime] like i said, 'yer early, fatso'.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus notes that the rate of reformed ex-convicts is pretty low.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus pulls out a box, and hands it to Femme, grinning. "For you, dear, I fou- bought it from a dea-- errr.. dealer."

SexyFemmeSanta takes the box, with caution. "What's in the box. It's not Gwyneth's head, is it?"

Gamer is here and shit, love him

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus waves to Gamer.

Gamer smiles at Santa and gives him a thumbs up, winking, a shimmer of light coming from his tooth as he holds up his crayon pencil

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus nods, and whispers loudly to Gamer, "Err.. I'm having women problems. Shh."

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus shakes his head. "No no, I gave that to you LAST year."

Dread_Lime begins to merrily toss mistletoe and candy canes around the room in random directions

Gamer stays VERY quiet, Santa

Sylia meows.

Gamer BLINKS at Sylia "Annoying thing! SHUT UP! *Tries to kick her*

Sylia catches Gamer's foot and bites.

Gamer screams and shakes his leg!!

SexyFemmeSanta shakes the box.

OrionDouglas wants a milk shake.

Sylia is shaken off and scampers over to cling onto Tessa's leg.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus notes that something in it rattles.

[SexyFemmeSanta] It's not a rattle-snake again?

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus shakes his head venhemently. "No no.. Of course not! That was two YEARS ago, silly!"

Rochelle kisses Orion and smiles happily, hugging her tight, and summoning a chocolate milkshake. ^.^

SexyFemmeSanta opens the box, keeping her head well back.

SexyFemmeSanta looks in the box after it fails to go FOOM!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus looks proud of himself. "And I imported it, too!"

[SexyFemmeSanta] Hmm. A Cockroach. You shouldn't have.

Dread_Lime notes that the room is now carpeted in mistletoe and candy cane due to its lack of good aim

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus grins grandly. "Oh, no need to thank me dear.." He fixes his beard, which was coming off.

SexyFemmeSanta takes a hammer from out of her bra and smashes the cockroach with it.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus frowns. "Really, dear, if it was climbing out of the box, you could have tapped it gently to tell it it was misbehaving.

[SexyFemmeSanta] But they tickle when they go down, if they're alive.

SexyFemmeSanta takes the flattened roach and eats it.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus nods. "Well, yes, that's true..."

OrionDouglas gets a chocy milkshake! She slurps it and then slurps Rochelle.

Rochelle giggles and slurps back, gently taking the rings from the box and looking them over. "They're simply beautiful, love..."

OrionDouglas notes that one is for the hand and the other is for the ear.

Rochelle 's getting all sortsa shineys! ^.^

Rochelle thinks. There's two ways she can go about it. She can put the ring on, and get her ear pierced then put the earring in, or, she can put the ring on, and give herself an ear piercing painlessly by altering her body slightly.

Rochelle does it the second way. SHe wanna wear them nowish. ^.^

Rochelle blinks at an error, and nearly dies.

Rochelle SIGHS with releif. "I'm alive!"

OrionDouglas wouldn't have it anyother way, Roch.

OrionDouglas watches Rochelle put her present on.

Rochelle smiles and kisses Orion, smiling happily. "Thank you so much, love. They're beautiful... I..." She bites her lip lightly, smiling. "...I have a gift for you too..."

[OrionDouglas] OOo!

Rochelle giggles quietly and kisses OD's neck. "Give me a sec. I'll try and figure out where I left it. With the pocket dimentions I have, it gets easy to lose things." :P

Dearheart looks around at the assorted goings-on as she snuggles wif her snugglee.

Lena closes her eyes and enjoys making a new friend

Dearheart picks up some mistletoe and examines it idly.

[Dread_Lime] its the real thing

Lena murmers contents, snuggled up with DearHeart, unaware of her fiendish plans ;-)

Dearheart giggles and gives Lena a Yuletide smoocheroo.

Lena gasps in suprises, getting even with a kiss of her own

Dearheart giggles again, getting a kiss as good as she gave it.

Lena grins victoriously, taking her place snuggled up in Dear's lap

Dearheart giggles at Lena, snuggling her closer.

Lena considers a change in careers, from librarian to cuddlenymph all in one day

Dearheart could make a lot of money marketing Cuddlenymph Magazine.

OrionDouglas wants a subscription, Dearheart!

Lena would need a manager...

[Dread_Lime] so many lass so little time... ... ...

SexyFemmeSanta pictures a lime wearing a condom and cracks up laughing.

[Dread_Lime] lass =laggs

SandyClaus enters this room

SandyClaus wants to know who all this Fake Clauses are

SandyClaus takes out her list and starts writing down names

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus sticks his tongue out at Sandy. "She's mine!"

[SandyClaus] whos yours?

[Gamer] Clause: Ho ho ho ........?

InsanityClause enters this room

Gamer put an e at the end, what a stupid fucking retard his player is

[SandyClaus] I dont know who you Fake Claus are but I dont think my dad would be happy... *has been playing Sandy for 2 years*

InsanityClause rolls in.

SandyClaus guess they're just like the mall santas and walks out

SandyClaus exits from this room

InsanityClause rolls after SandyClaus.

InsanityClause exits from this room

[Dread_Lime] wait!!! we neeed more insanity, there isnt enough here!!!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus thinks. "Should I get you cockroaches regularly? Would that make you happy?"

[SexyFemmeSanta] You know I only eat insects on special occasions.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus nods, and giggles childishly. "Does that mean...." He gives Femme a suggestive look.

[SexyFemmeSanta] Ugh! I'm celebrating my leaving you!

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus looks downfallen. "H-how could you?" He asks hoarsely.

[SexyFemmeSanta] Because I can't stand the way you let the children down year after year.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus glares at her. "And do you have a BETTER idea??"

[SexyFemmeSanta] You could actually make them happy.

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus blinks. "And how would I do that?"

[SexyFemmeSanta] Take this woman for instance. *She waves at OrionDouglas*

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus blinks at Orion. "It's a WOMAN?? er.. sorry dear." He blushes.

[SexyFemmeSanta] This woman would like a fourway with Rochelle, Sylia and Lanen.

Dearheart does a marketing survey. Who here would pay for a 12 month subscription to Cuddlenymph Magazine?

Tessa would, Dearheart

Sylia doesn't need a magazine when she has friends like Tessa.

Rochelle wants the mag, Dear!

Rochelle wants to star in it. =)

[OrionDouglas] MEMEME!

OrionDouglas puts an order in for the Rochelle Swimsuit edition.

Dearheart takes notes around Lena, snuggling her closer.

Dread_Lime isnt sure if its capable of cuddling, but it is good at biting

Lena grins and snuggles Dear all over, loving all the attention

Lena feels for Lime and throws him a chew toy

Dearheart 'accidentally' gives Lena a good feel as she tries to write on the pad of paper with her arms around Lena.

Lena is such and innoccent and pure of heart person she doesn't even notice that she gets felt up...yea, right

Dearheart grins, looking about as happy as the cat who ate the cream.

Dread_Lime likes the squeeking sound the chewtoy makes *squeek* *squeek* : )

Lena is glad DearHeart isn't magical else she might end up wearing cream...and the rest would be somthing for the tabloids

Dearheart 's mind follows a natural progression. Snugglenymph. Cream. Cream and snugglenymph.

Lena offers lime a life time's supply of the most anoying squeak toys

[Dread_Lime] THANKS!!!!!! : D

Lena leans back into Dear's arms, she doesn't looks like she's in trouble...yet

OrionDouglas 's player's workplace don't stock cream and snugglenymph. *pout*

Dearheart likes her snugglenymph. Snuggly in all the right places.

Lena wants to be known as the Limited Edition Snugglenymph Doll

SexyFemmeSanta oocly ponders cream of snugglenymph.

Dearheart ties a tag around Lena's wrist. Limited Edition Snugglenymph Doll 1/1.

Lena gives herself to DearHeart for christmas

Dearheart tries to unwrap Lena...

Tessa wonders how much Dearhreat is selling the doll for"

Lena gets stripped only to be discovered wearing a semi-skimpy bathing suit that says 'Don't open till X-Mas'

Dearheart sets all the calendars forward. Today is X-Mas!

OrionDouglas oocly plays with the date/time thing.

Lena looks to referee OD for a judgement call on the timewarp

[OrionDouglas] I'll allow it. (( I won't ))

Dearheart eyes her present with intent to ravish.

OrionDouglas glares at her player. "You don't have to watch. Go play with SFS or somthing."

[OrionDouglas] o/' Let's do the timewarp, again! o/'

SexyFemmeSanta jumps to the left.

Lena isn't sure wiether to quake in fear or anticipation...hmm descitions descitions

Dearheart knows ODie's player'd wanna see this...*G*

SomeLoser enters.

SomeLoser sits down.

SexyFemmeSanta sits in SomeLoser's lap.

OrionDouglas looks at SFS and SL. "Right, he's occupied, so go right ahead Dearheart."

Lena cuddles up to her owner, looking immpossibly cute

Dearheart grins at her impossibly cute lap ornament and snuggles her silly.

Lena gets the stuffing snuggled out of her...but that only increases her value...just promise not to sell her on E-Bay

Dearheart wouldn't sell her snugglenymph for the world....

SomeLoser closes down his E-Bay window, then.

Lena grins and hints to OD to get Dear all of the snugglenymph accesories including schoolgirl uniform, cream and kitty collar.

OrionDouglas pulls out a Complete Accesories for your Snugglenymph kit from her backpack and passes it to Dearheart.

Dearheart giggles at Orion and snogs her in thanks.

OrionDouglas gets snogs.

Rochelle opens a hole in the space time continuum, and reaches in, rummaging around. "OKay. It's somewhere..." She chucks out a rucksack, "In here" A ball is tossed out, before she opens it up more and clambers in, chucking random things out... a kettle, microwave, TV, VCR, PS2, Kitchen Sink (*rimshot*), Submarine, QE2, Elvis Presley (*rimshot 2: The Return*), a cow, a pair of bickering Frenchmen, Sonic The Hedgehog, Bill Gates' soul with a note attached, reading "To Satan: Here is payment due"

Rochelle pulls her head outta the dimentional anomaly and peeks into it, hands still in there. She looks to OD, then the hole. "Hm."

[OrionDouglas] What is it love?

[Rochelle] "I'm wondering if I got the right colour... I uh... I'm part colourblind soo... o.O

Rochelle nods and looks over OD's current adornments...

OrionDouglas is unardorned.

Rochelle thinks... Ring... Earring... Necklace... bracelet... *ponderponder*

Rochelle pulls out a velvet covered box, biting her lower lip gently and offering it to Orion. "...I... I made this for you, love... I hope it's okay..."

OrionDouglas 'Oooooooooooo's at the box. "For me?"

Rochelle nods, smiling tenderly.

OrionDouglas recieves the box and opens it.

[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] ((Inside, is a moonstone set into a Celtic style sterling silver necklace, and a pair of silver earrings, with blue sapphires in them.

[OrionDouglas] O.O

[OrionDouglas] They're.... beautiful....

Rochelle Blushes and smiles, cuddling OD lovingly. "I'm glad you like it"

Sylia waggles a bulge in her jeans at Orion meanacingly.

Rochelle blakinks at Sylia. "Someone's gotta toy hiding away there?"

OrionDouglas takes a sip of her milkshake so she can spit it out when she see's Sylia's 'bulge'.

Gamer watches people go about thier normal routine .....

Sylia giggles madly at Orion.

SexyFemmeSanta sits in SomeLoser's lap.

[SexyFemmeSanta] Hello you.

[SomeLoser] *gulp*

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus growls at someloser. "Hey, that's my WIFE in your lap!"

SomeLoser has his lap occupied by a SexyFemmeSanta. *nosebleed*

[SexyFemmeSanta] EX-wife, you mean.

[Dread_Lime] *squeek*

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus giggles. "We aren't diiivorced yeeet.."

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus whispers loudly to SomeLoser, "She ate a cockroach."

[SexyFemmeSanta] Consider this a notice of seperation, then.

Gamer laughs at Santa!

[Dread_Lime] *squeek* *squeek*

SomeLoser whispers loudly to Ex-Convict_SantaClaus, "I know."

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus whispers loudly to SomeLoser, "Wanna go out back with me?"

SomeLoser looks at the ugly man. "No way dude. You're not my type."

Ex-Convict_SantaClaus cries pitifully.

Gamer wonders if he is SomeLoser's type ......

SomeLoser looks at Gamer. "No."

Gamer looks at SomeLoser .... "FUCK YOU!"

SomeLoser looks at Gamer. "I already said 'No', dude."

Gamer laughs at the Loser

Dread_Lime is glad to see soooo much peace and goodwill

Lena wonders if she's going to be the most cuddled Limited Edition Snugglenyph ever...hmm, takes a poll

SomeLoser is occupied by SFS, so thus can't vote.

Dearheart will only let her snugglenymph be cuddled by others if she is also the recipricant of the aforementioned snuggles.

Lena thinks Deary has cornered the market

Dearheart is under 18, and thus can't vote *G*

SexyFemmeSanta gets up off of SomeLoser (who doesn't seem to be paying attention) and walks over to the snugglenymph zone.

[Dread_Lime] *squeek*

SomeLoser pays plenty of attention of SFS's cute butt.

SexyFemmeSanta wiggles it then.

[SomeLoser] *nosebleed*

SexyFemmeSanta blows Pratz Christmas kisses on her way past.

Lena stands up and twirls happily, giving Deary a good view of her cute, well everything. It's followed up by emense amouments of snuggles, cuddles, nuzzles and anything else that may pertain to the situation

SomeLoser puts a book over his lap.

Dearheart purrs and cuddles and snuggles and nuzzles and snuzzles and squiggles and....and...and...etc.'s Lena..

Lena curls up in her owner's lap, throughly snuggled

[Gavin] My.. it's a soft-core porn movie in here, minus the cheesy music!

Dearheart ponders. NymphPorn...*G*

SomeLoser pulls out a midi player. >Insert cheesy music<

Dread_Lime begins playing cheesy music on its kazoo

Rochelle hears moozak... Bomp CHICKEY bow Weow...

Lena only does tasteful movies...and the occasional magazine...honest

Dearheart almost falls over laughing at Rochie.

Gavin knew he shouldn't have said anything.. :)

Dearheart finds Lena completely tasteful. Especially with champagne dipped strawberries.

Rochelle giggles at Dearheart.

Gavin fixes -that- problem.. and whips out his Sony MDLP.. pops in the headphones and starts bobbing to the technofunky beats of Darube

Lena calls SomeLoser on her patented Snugglenymph cell phone and orders a plate of champagne dipped strawberries

SomeLoser pickes up the LoserPhone™ and says. "Yep. Right away Sis."

Lena is having Tickle Me Elmo flashbacks...then *lightbulb* the Tickle Me Snugglenymph is born

Dearheart tickles her Tickle Me Snugglenymph....

Lena squirms all over Deary's lap, racked with giggles

Dearheart giggles and continues to tickle her Squirmynymph.

SomeLoser brings Lena a plate of champagne dipped strawberries.

Lena laughs and squeals for mercy, rolling all over in a vain attempt to escape

[Dread_Lime] and i thought the nymphs back at the grove were silly... ... ...

Dearheart catches her Squirmynymph before she falls off of her lap.

Lena gasps for air, giggling still and pointing SomeLoser to the boss

SomeLoser offers the plate of champagne dipped strawberries to Dearheart.

Dearheart giggles and thanks SL, taking strawberries and snuggling her nymph.

Lena curls back into Deary's arms, out of breath but smiling ear to ear

Dearheart offers Lena a strawberry.

Lena takes the berry between her lips and share, even sneaking a kiss in too

Dearheart shares the kiss and the berry with Lena, purring happily.

OrionDouglas turns around. "Would you please."

Rochelle nods and smiles,. taking the clasp of the necklace, and undoing it, moving behind her lover and slipping it gently around her neck, fastening it again...

OrionDouglas shivers as the cold metal touchs her skin.

Rochelle smiles and kisses OD's cheek gently, smiling as she slips her arms around her.

OrionDouglas points to her ears. "Slight problem"

Rochelle nods. "I can fix that if you want?... I promise not to hurt you at all..."

[OrionDouglas] I trust you.

Rochelle smiles and giggles quietly, kissing one of OD's ears... She soflty runs her fingers over one of OD's ears, gently squeezing the lobe ever so softly, and numbing it totally, before quickly piercing it with a spot of her Kitsune Magic... She cleans up the blood carefully, taking anyway any pain that might develop... She also does this with the other ear, healing them both so they leave perfect pierced holes. Kitsune Magic's fun. ^.^

OrionDouglas only feels a slight pressure. Rochelle is so good to her.

Rochelle took the pain into herself, OD. She doesn't like hurting her lover at all.

OrionDouglas waits for her earrings.

Rochelle smiles, and places the earrings in OD's ears gently. "There... All dolled up and looking fantastic." ^.^

OrionDouglas turns and kisses Rochelle. "Thank you"

Rochelle kisses back and smiles, hugging Orion to her closely. "No problems, love."

Pratz collects the Christmas kisses. "All right folks, I've got 3 Sexsi Sexsi Sexsi Christmas kisses here for auction, fresh off the lips of the Femme Santa herself! Who'll start the bidding!"

SexyFemmeSanta diverts her course and sits in Pratz's lap.

Pratz cancels the auction and grins at SFS. "Hello, baby!"

Pratz thinks SexyFemmeSanta just died in his arms tonight. It must have been something he said.

Lena can't help but laugh at Pratz

SexyFemmeSanta is vying for screen time with a player and a char, Pratz. She's third banana.

Pratz 's only got one banana. He'll take another anytime!

[Pratz] "Wait. That sounded...... REALLY bad, and not in the good way bad."

SexyFemmeSanta wonders if Pratz would like a second fiddle instead.

Rochelle BURSTS out laughing at Pratz!

Pratz can't help but think if he tried to take a second banana he WOULD burst. He looks at SexyFemmeSanta and grins. "Honey, I'll take any fiddles I can! And play 'em like a instrument!"

SexyFemmeSanta fiddles with Pratz.

Pratz fiddles with SexyFemmeSanta, playing a orcestral concerto. Something with class, like Beethoven.

SexyFemmeSanta gets played with.

Pratz runs SexyFemmeSanta to the top of the scale, then down to the lowest depths of her range, then runs her through a intensive solo, moving back and forth, up and down, side to side, sometimes all at once. He is a master musician, and she is his finest instrument.

SexyFemmeSanta moves with the music.

Pratz plays SexyFemmeSanta so well that they get a standing ovation from every man in the room! Then he breaks a string on her.

SexyFemmeSanta gets broken.

2 enters this room

SomeLoser hides from 2!

[SexyFemmeSanta] Eep! 2 has entered the building!

Ker waves to 2bie-Doo!

2 waves to everyone.

Rochelle waves to Mighty 2!

[2] Well... any normal person would be considering sleep right now.

[Dread_Lime] hi, 2

2 checks its watch "24 hours... work in only a few more..."

Cain wonders when people in this place started being considered normal.

Dearheart blows 2....a kiss.

Pratz 's Player isn't normal, then. AFter he finishes here, and in the MUCK, he's going to go play some Serious Sam Online and SHOOOOOOOT THING! Also THINGS! Perhaps maybe even MANY THINGS AT ONCE!

2 catches it and tucks it away with the others :)

Gavin bows to 2.

2 really needs to start coming in incognito, it disturbs the room too much! =P

OrionDouglas oocly nods to 2.

Jerl thinks 2 should come in as 1/2...noone would expect that

SomeLoser notes the room was already disturbed.

[Rochelle] "Resistors is Floortile? Your Arse will be laminated?"

[Rochelle] "Mmm... Wipe clean arse...

[Pratz] Rochelle has summoned up a evil song from the depths of sexual toilet humor, and he can only pray that 2's bootprint doesn't leave a scar. "I'm dreaming of a white, clit-mess, with every Christmas card I write. Where the condom tops glisten, and chiildren listen, to bedsprings bouncing, down the hall....."

Crimson_Blood can't help but laugh at the song.

2 blinks.

2 looks at its boot.

[2] Not enough energy. If that weren't funny... then mudhole be you... no, must not be Yoda.. sleep...yeah...no... mustn't... must!

Lena is going to have to remember that one Pratz...o_O

[SomeLoser] o/' Dashing thru the snow / On a one man killing spree / Watch the entrails flow / bringing Psychopathic glee (muh ha ha) o/'

Cain looks at 2 on an OOC scale. "Sleep you must not. The Dark Side is very strong in slumber. Yessss."

Rochelle giggles at SL.

She~Wolf likes Loser's song better!

Dread_Lime begins dancing on the bar top while squeeking its new chew toy *squeek* *squeek*

Cain 's had days like that, SomeLoser.

She~Wolf lol's at Cain.

[SomeLoser] o/' skulls on poles do ring / making spirits bright / Oh what fun it is to sing / A slaying song tonight! o/'

2 blinks... it is on the dark side though...

She~Wolf welds herself to SL, she has a new friend.

2 didn't get this job by being a nice guy or anything, it blackmailed its way here.

[SomeLoser] o/' OOOOoooooo Violence sells / Violence sells / Violence sells a mint! / As long as it's got blood and guts in it it will never go out of print! Oh! o/'

Dread_Lime squeeks with the music *squeek* *squeek* *squeek*

[SomeLoser] o/' Violence sells / Violence sells / Violence sells a mint! / As long as it's got blood and guts in it it.. will... never.. go.. out... of... PRIIIIIINT!!! o/'

Cain punctuates SL's song by playing a Wav. file of a shotgun blast being fired into a crowded room.

SomeLoser takes a deep bow, and is welded too. This hurts, because he is Player.

Lena puts her vote in for her Bro as #1 Semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic player of the year!

[SomeLoser] o/' Santa Claus is packing.. some heat. o/'

[Dread_Lime] o/' lime dreaming of a white cristmas...o/'

Pratz notes that SexyFemmeSanta was his inspration to write a XXX Christmas Carol.

SexyFemmeSanta exits from this room

SomeLoser could take SFS's place in Pratz's lap?

Pratz doesn't think so. But SomeLoser could take Pratz's drink to the bar and get it refilled for him. What do you think?

[SomeLoser] Dammit Pratz! I'm a player, not a waiter!

SomeLoser has.

Pratz sniffs his drink experimentally.

SomeLoser has been logging, he means.

[Pratz] "You got the coat, I got the tail. You look like a waiter to me." He downs the drink and prays it wasn't anything too hard.

SomeLoser watches Pratz take a big gulp of air then...

Pratz smiles at SomeLoser. "Thank you for the Air Element. I appreciate good taste." He sips his drink.

Lena now wears a half-top that reads 'Don't open untill X-Mas' and short shorts...that's right, she wears short shorts

Dearheart tries to peek into the short shorts.

SomeLoser wonders if Lena is a friendly purple people eater...

Lena looks to the ref for a flag on Deary's play...well I have two eyes no horns and only fly when thrown...do I look strange to you?

Lena is a much better person thanks to Deary...I'm a little older, a little more exsausted and a lot less sane.

SomeLoser sighs as he wishes an certain Amyness was here. He feels left out.

Pratz gives SomeLoser a little blue plush mouse he dug out of a bag earlier.

Amy enters this room

[Amy] "Muahahahaha!!"

Lena gives SL his wish

Amy was missed! Hah!

Amy hugs onna SomeLoser, "Awww... you like me, you really, really like me!"

SomeLoser throws the Plushie back at Pratz and POUNCES the Amyness. "Hey Owner!"

Rochelle wants plushies!

[SomeLoser] Hell yeah!

Pratz gets clocked with a blue mouse plushie going about Mach 0.5. He falls on the floor unconsious.

Amy eeeks and falls over with joy!

[Dearheart] "AMYNESS!!!!!!"

Amy reads what Rochelle wants wrong, having Mae-itis. "You want pussies?"

Dearheart would POUNCE her Amyness, but she's got a PrettyNymph in her lap.

SomeLoser kisses the Amyness. "How are ya?"

[Amy] "SIONESS!!!!!!!!"

Lena reminds her Bro to give Amy her half of the deed to the one and only Limited Edition Snugglenymph

Amy grins at SL, "Goodish... you?"

[Dearheart] "I've got a PrettyNymph Amyness" She giggles, blowing Amyness a kiss.

Amy just blinks at Lena...

[SomeLoser] Enjoying my weekend off with a few good friends...

Amy ahhs at Deary, "Oh yah? I got a pretty case of.. err.. ne'ermind."

Amy ohs at SL, "Really? I got a Lirr's player with me right now. Beat that!"

Dearheart gestures for her Amyness to come over and Snuggle wif the Pretty SnuffleNymph.

SomeLoser fishes around in his jacket and hands a deed to the Amyness entitling her to half of a Limited Edition Snugglenymph.

Amy smiles to Deary, "I got me a SomeLoser, so thanks anyways."

Dearheart pouts at her Amyness.."But...But..."

Amy blinks at the deed, "Ooo... shareware."

Lena begins to wonder baout her origins, is he somehow related to the Snuffleupagus?

Amy waves a little to Deary, "We can snugglificate later."

Amy thinks it's the 'snuggleupagus.'

Amy sneaks out after groping SL.

Rochelle smiles and holds Orion to her, smiling and kissing her again, deeper this time, but keeping it slow and tender.

OrionDouglas inches a hand down Rochelle's body, the other tenderly stroking her cheek as she kisses her love.

Rochelle murrs happily and smiles, nuzzling the hand on her cheek softly, running a slender hand soflty throguh her koi's hair, the other running softly over her back.

OrionDouglas kisses Rochelle back and turns slightly, staring at the marble floor...

Rochelle holds Orion gently in her arms. "You alright, dearest?"

OrionDouglas notes that the floor begins to rumble slightly... "Shhhh."

Rochelle blinks, and looks to the floor, her eyes widening.

OrionDouglas notes that suddenly the floor shifts as part of it rises up and a circle of stone encases her couch.

[OrionDouglas] Just ensuring a little privacy.

Rochelle Oos. ^.^

Jerl looks up, his eyes blank as he looks at Liress"When..you become...so...cold..?"

Liress grins at Jerl as she teleports her prize away for a late(r) night snack, "About five minutes ago?"

[Liress] "Since the temperature dropped?"

[Liress] "Since I stopped wearing panties...? WHAT?"

SomeLoser wants to check on the state of the Amyness's pantyness. ∩.∩

Liress ' Amyness' panties are... uhh... ne'ermind.

Lena didn't think panties were that important...well you learn somthing new everyday

SomeLoser notes it all depends on who's wearing them... or not wearing them. *eg*

Liress ' Amyness is wearing SL's lacy panties... an' their chafing her! Errr....

[SomeLoser] Eek! My black lace ones! Errr...

Lena grabs popcorn and prepares for a SL & Liress' Amyness panty fight

SomeLoser doesn't any more pantys to fight with.

[SomeLoser] Pay no attention to the yiffing going on inside the big stone ball were ODie's couch used to be.

Liress peeks into the big stone ball... or something... There's gotta be a crack there somewhere, "Peep?"

[Liress] "Uhh... besides Rochelle and ODie's respective cracks..."

Pratz thinks if anyone but Odie and Ro probe their respective cracks there would be a Shezerai sized mess in the Main Hall.

Liress LAUGHS at Pratz!!

Rusty enters for this message. "... I just found out that Aisha means Beloved Car. o.O

[Rusty] "Gods only KNOWS what Clan-Clan means. O.o

Rusty raises a glass of drink to Rochelle and OD, a small smile on his lips, beofre he scoots.