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So..anyone want to be my girlfriend?

The 14th of December, 2001... ...sent in by Pratz

Tails choppers in and lands behind the bar to get some juice.

Tails gets a mug of orange juice and sits on his rocking chair.

Kaoru sighs and look saorund, blinking quietly

Kaoru yewzd two bei aybell two speel wunce...

Tails falls out of his chair giggling.

Kaoru blinks and looks at Tails. "...What in the??" O.o

Tails just lies in the floor giggling.

Tails must have gotten into the orange flavored Magic Kool-Aid.

Kaoru blinks and steps over, peering at the twin tailed fox-kit. "....Oh I get it. You're on Crack, right?"

Tails just laughs hysterically, unable to catch his breath.

Kaoru takes the orange juice carefully a-w-a-y from Tails...

Tails doesn't notice a thing.

Kaoru sighs, and tips it down the sink, not trusting it, before he steps back over to Tails, and picks the poor fox up. "Sheeit.. Y're just a kid an' hittin' the powder already." -.-;

Tails stays in a ball, shaking with laughter.

Kaoru sighs, and uses a psych point on "Detoxify"...

( Tails rolls 1d20 => 17 )

( Kaoru rolls 1d20 => 19 )

Kaoru expends said psych point on a successful detox.

Tails shakes all over, going through a quick and painful version of the D-Ts.

Kaoru grimaces. He hates when that happens.

Tails stops shaking but stays curled up in a ball.

Kaoru sighs softly and hugs the poor little Kit lightly, making a small face, alhtough it's not clear what at... "Hey... Can y'hear me?"

Tails stays curled up, still. "Yeah."

Kaoru nods. "...Care t'tell me what the heck was in that drink?"

[Tails] "No. I don't wanna."

Kaoru frowns a little. "...I can easily take a sample of that stuff and analyse it myself you know."

Tails sniffs a little and curls up tighter. "I'm not saying anything."

Kaoru shrugs, and sets Tails down on the bartop. "Fine then. I'll discover whatever drug was in that stuff eventually."

Kaoru now wishes he hadn't tipped that stuff down the sink... Hm.

Tails hopes nobody finds his hidden stash in the freezer.

Kaoru peers behind the bar, looking for anything that looks like the stuff Tails was drinking...

Tails gets carried around by Kaoru. He thinks to himself, ~Don't look in the fridge, don't look in the fridge!~

Kaoru hms... He expends a further three points on picking up surface thoughts...

( Tails rolls 1d20-4 => , -4 14 )

( Kaoru rolls 1d20 => 2 )

Kaoru hopes oocly. ^.^:

Kaoru sucks.

Kaoru frowns as he picks up nothing.

( Lothar rolls 1d20 => 1 )

Kaoru keeps looking around...

Lothar beat you, Kaoru, by being the lowest roll of the night!

Tails knows Lothar is the lowest thing in here tonight.

Lothar could easily make you the highest flying thing in here tonight, Tails

Tails 's already been flying high until SOMEBODY DeToxed him.

Kaoru is always happy to help.... Oh wait. You were being sarcastic. o.o

Tails laughs. "You'll never find the rest of it! Never!"

Kaoru ¬.¬

[Kaoru] "Why's that, then?"

[Tails] "Because... because you're looking in the wrong place!"

Kaoru blinks, looking a bit surprised. "Oh my. What a mistake." He looks to Tails, smiling. "Couldn't help me find the right place, could you? I've been looking for ages and it'd be SO nice if you could help..."

Tails hmphs. "It's in the fridge."

Kaoru grins at Tails widely. "Thaaank ya very much."

Kaoru heads to the fridge, and opens it looking around, for the Kool-Aid... And he finds... A lot of it. o.o;

[Kaoru] "......Kool-Aid??

Kaoru blinks. "...You were high on Kool-Aid?"

[Tails] "Yeah! What of it?!"

Kaoru looks at Tails strangely, then looks back to the Kool-Aid, taking it ALL out of the fridge and setting it on a table, taking a few samples.

[Tails whispers to Kaoru] OOC: The Magic Kool-Aid is almost pure sugar, with a upper added in for extra kick.

[Kaoru whispers to Tails] (( Thanks. When he gets his datapad out he'll notice that. ;) ))

Kaoru takes a datapad out from another sidepack, and slips the sample in... He >BLINKS< at what he sees. "....HOLY SHIT!!" O.O;

Tails finds a empty couch and balls up again, sulking.

[Kaoru] "....Gods... damn... That should be FATAL." O.o;

Kaoru shakes his head, then looks at Tails. "You realise how much sugar is in this?! Your teeth should have fallen out by now! O.o;

Tails drinks it by the glass quart jar, Kaoru.

[Tails] "I brush all the time! And I work off the poundage by flying!"

Kaoru 's scared. Very.

Kaoru blinks. "...Flying?"

Tails winds up his tails and choppers into the air.

Kaoru shakes his head, then looks back to the pad. "Aah. Here we are..." He blinks. "...Damn. What an upper. No wonder. The combination of a sugar high and the amphetamine causes hallucinations and..." He blinks at Tails. "Whoah" o.O

Tails grins at Kaoru and buzzbombs him!

Kaoru is... Buzzbombed... Whataever the hell that is. o.o

Tails notes that a buzzbomb is where Tails gets up to a really high rate of speed and throws himself bodily at someone.

Kaoru ERK!s and swings his arm out to the left as he's struck, trying to grab the table with the Kool-Aid on it, and ending up tossing the whole lot onto the floor with him. *KERAASSSH*

Tails falls to the floor, eyes wide. "MY KOOL-AID!"

Kaoru blinks, wincing at his chest, and sitting up carefully. "...Huh?"

Tails alternatively sobs and tries to drink from a large puddle of Kool-Aid on the floor.

Kaoru shakes his head and steps over to Tails, bodily picking up the fox kit. "Sheesh, kiddo..."

Tails hangs out of Kaoru's arms, slurping up as much Kool-Aid as he can before getting dragged off.

Kaoru shakes his head and sits Tails on the bartop. "...Damn kid. Addicted, and you're only young..."

Tails lies back on the bar counter and whees. "the ceiling's spinning!"

Kaoru Sighs, and spends another point to try and detox Tails...

Tails gets detoxed, AGAIN.

Tails looks at Kaoru and glares. "Why do you have to spoil my fun?"

The 15th of December, 2001...

Necralis isnt loved, of course.

Jerl would love you Nec, but he's kinda a set of golden balls...that'd be....wrong....

OrionDouglas raises a brow at the golden balls.

Jerl rolley-pounces ODie

OrionDouglas gets rolley-pounced by golden balls. ARGHHHH!

Trav wasnt loved,.....but he got smiled at and kotc,....ahhh, he's happy,..... ;)

Aurian loves you, Trav :)

Trav was loved! wohho! *kicks his lag*

Trav 's disappointed he doesnt have a RL G___errr nm,,.... ;)

OrionDouglas oocly likes you Trav.

Trav 's liked,.......ohhhh, thats scary, ;)

Trav sends Orions playerthingy huggles cuz she said she liked him,.... and he dont get that alot, =)

[OrionDouglas whispers to Trav] (( Um, I'm a guy ))

Trav BLICKS

Trav blinks even,

Trav shudders, man, he's got to remember to watch that around here,.....

[Trav whispers to OrionDouglas] *points gun to own head* ;)

Jerl chitters at Trav more

OrionDouglas tells Trav to put the gun down and talk to Jerl's balls.

Heinrick suddenly appears in a flash of light and he falls 2 feet to the ground. At the sametime his workbench does the same, only in front of him.

[Heinrick] Let me check my notes...

Heinrick realises he's not where he was...

[Heinrick] MEIN GOTT!

Heinrick adjusts his rather thick glasses. "I think I added too much into the formula, ja."

Heinrick looks at the odd assortment of people here.

Heinrick sees a woman with all manner of gizmos!

Heinrick sees what appears to be a floating ball of light. "Interestink..."

Heinrick sees what appears to be a cross between a canine and a human, he goes wide eyed and starts screaming. "Hellspawn! Abomination!"

Dogstar exits from this room

Heinrick sees the evil beast stalk off, no doubt to do hideous things. He calms down.

Dogstar enters this room

Heinrick sees the evil beast return! He searches his work bench madly for something.

Heinrick finds the squirt bottle filled with clear liquid, he then uses this against DogStar.

Dogstar gets spritzed with clear liquid?

Heinrick continues to spray DogStar with the liquid. "Evilness! Begone from my sight!"

Dogstar shrugs, pulls off his shirt, and takes a partial shower under the mist. "SING-in' in the rain, I'm SING-in' in the rain! What a WON-derful FEEL-in' I'm, HAPPY again!"

Heinrick stops spraying the beast. Where's the unnatural howls of angish?? "Let me check my notes..."

Dogstar nips the bottle and rinses.

Heinrick bottle gets swiped. He seemingly ignores this as he studys his notebook.

Heinrick tinkers away at his work-bench.

Heinrick is tinkering away.

Heinrick finishes tinkering and holds aloft... the new improved squit-a-tron 450!!

Dogstar fixes Heinrick's doohickey so it's squiRt-a-tron.

Heinrick turns and uses the new improved squiRt-a-tron 450 on the evil beast.

Dogstar holds up a little tropical flowered umbrella out of a drinkie. It actually keeps all the water off him. "It's a typhoon!"

Heinrick turns a little dial on the side from "10%" to "50%".

Dogstar gets all wet. AND STICKY! "What the hell do you have in there?!"

[Heinrick] I believe it's called 'Nair'.

Dogstar takes the SAT450 away from Heinrick, pops the top, and takes a drink. "Mmm, good!"

Heinrick oocly wonders if DS saw that posts about what's in the SAT450??

Dogstar oocly b'lieves he saw it was water.

[Heinrick] (( DS asked what the sticky substance was. Hein said Nair. ))

[Dogstar] (( I MISSED that. ARGH. ))

Dogstar coughs up a furball the size of Minneapolis. :: HACK. HACK. HACK. P-TUI! ::

Heinrick gets hit with a furball the size of Minneapolis.

Heinrick twitches underneith the furball.

Dogstar rolls the furball off Heinrick. "Oh, gee, sorry old chap."

Heinrick scambles back to his workbench.

DarthMichael stands up and ponders what to do. "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

[Amy] "I think so Brain. But me and Pippy Longstockings? What will the children look like?"

[SomeLoser] Yes, DM, but how are we going to get rubber pants our size??

[Amy] I think so, Brain. But burlap chafes me so....

[Dearheart] "I think so Brain, but where will we get little leather pants at this time of night?"

[Wyatt] I think so Brain but how about you wear the dress this time.

DarthMichael gose into laughing fits at the ones who answer his question! Classic stuff, he misses P&thB

Dearheart bops along to "When I'm Sixty Four"

SomeLoser adds five to Dearheart.

Dearheart is now Sixty ni....Oooh...*the HostBody's penny drops. With an audible clang*

DarthMichael stands up and dose the ever rare NEKKID JELLO DANCE!!!!

Nams 's player shudders at DarthMichael.

Neal dislocates his shoulders, then pops them back into place. All for your viewing pleasure!

SomeLoser watches DM's dance. "Hmmm. Is that Dread_Lime jello??"

DarthMichael nods to SL, "why yes it is."

DarthMichael sits down after his nekkid jello dance, he ignores the squishing sound the jello makes.

[SomeLoser] mmmmm. Dread_Lime jello...

Neal ponders the complications that might occur if you had Tom Bombadil shoved up your bum, and shudders.

Liress is lingering around somewhere is shadowform, which seems to be her fave form lately.

Liara wanders back in, in real clothing this time

Liress just knows her sister's gonna flay her if she can find her. So... with this in mind, she stays hidden.

Liara settles down and pours herself some coffee with a sigh

Liress peeks up at Liara with glowing, crimson eyes beneath the couch, her shadowy head poking out. ~Liara?~

Liara looks up and around " Liress ?"

Liress slips out from under the couch and reforms as usual, "Right here, Liara..."

Liara smiles at Liress and flicks a rubber band at her. " Liress, could I ask you next time not to cause havoc at the church. I got blasted by the high priestess for bringing you in."

Liress pouts at Liara, "I'm sorry. I didn't know I was gonna go with ya at the time... an' I got SO bored. I'll apologise to her for you, if y'wanna?"

Liress lets that rubberband plink offa her chest.

Liara shakes her head. " It's not necessary, she eventually saw the funny side of it, which is fortunate really. One of the elders wanted me thrown out "

Liress winces, "Umm... I won't go there again. You'd think Eilistraee would appreciate a little bit o'fun once in a while. It's not like she's like that Lloth, or anything."

Liara giggles slightly "You'd think so but I really do think making the high priestess's garments melt away during a major ceremony was pretty dramatic. Fortunately the priestesses of the dark maiden dont wear much

Liress giggles at Liara, "I didn't touch her undergarments, I swear!" She grins, "Even though I wanted to..."

Liara giggles slightly " I must admit for a elf that's over five centuries old she's still looking very nice."

SomeLoser wonders what on earth possessed him to make the Narchive pink.

Liress slips onto a seat next to Liara and leans 'gainst her, "She's incredibly firm."

Liara nods slightly " Not to mention still pleasingly slender...anyway...isnt it time you began my lessons sister ?"

Liress whispers to herself in song, o/` If I were a vampire, I'd lick your bloody blade. An' if I were a vampire, I'd make all 'you my slaves. Vampires have shiny teeth and smarmy li'l grins, an' sometimes when you lookit 'em, domination begins...o/`

Liress blinks at Liara, "Hmmm?" She giggles, "Oh yeah! 'Shifting: 101."

Liara giggles at her sister's song " Oh come on, leeches are pretty darn depressing and so self obsessed it hurts."

Liress wiggles her brows and grows two, pointy fangs, "Blah! Liara, jou think zo?" She pokes those fangs with her tongue and grins menacingly.

Liara grins and unearths from her beltpouch...a pair of pliers. " Well, I can do something about the fangs."

Liress waggles her tongue at her sister, "Bring it..." She grins and tickles Liara before slipping lithely off the couch.

Liara feigns ignorance and giggles as she's tickled " Bring what ?"

[Liress] "It." She stands confidently and juts out her lower jaw, eyes sparkling with mischief, "Let's see what you can do, Sister."

Liara frowns slightly " I er...presume you're talking in a shifter sense ?"

Liress grins at Liara, "Not entirely... sometimes it's better to learn when you 'shift on accident. Right now, I want you to follow through on your threat to pull out my teeth."

Liara looks a little uncomfortable about this " Sis...I'm not happy with attacking you."

Liress frowns a little, "You're not really gonna hurt me, Liara... it's a friendly spar, kay?"

Liara blinks slightly and tries to work out how she's going to go about this, Liara is probably one of the least combat capable drow in existance and that includes children

Liress steps forward and sits on Liara's lap, straddling her legs and facing her, "C'mon, Liara. It's really very easy."

Liara finally begins with a spell, first erecting her defensive magics before going for a varient of the 'Narrons Needle Nose Pliers' spell

Zurek-Soulstealer walks over and takes his old seat watching the spar

Liress quirks a brow at the magic and simply says, "Awww... nuts!"

Liara unleashes the spell which creates a self directed set of needle nose pliers...kinda like a dancing sword only more useful

Liress idly wishes she knew magic at times like these..."Crap! They dance!" She scurries off Liara's lap and dives 'hind a couch.

SomeLoser watches the pliers do the Macarana

Zurek-Soulstealer mutters a small counter spell trying to dispell Liara just to see what they do when it happens

Liara gets her spells dispelled and glances over at Zurek " Do butt out please, this is really none of your business."

Liara erects her defensive magics again, well the light ones but this time adding an element of resistance against interference before summoning another set of pliers which shoot off after Liress as if questing for her...er...teeth

Liress hears the audible pop of a spell fizzle and looks up at her sister, "Zounds..." She blinks at the chosen word and POOFS! into Shadowform, stalking her former wombmate.

Liress is glad magical pliers can't really pluck shadowy teeth. *g*

Liara frowns slightly and then chuckles, it's one of those chuckles that by now Liress would know to dread...it means she's thought of something

Liress knew her sister would....

Liara begins weaving another spell, this one causing ripples of magic to pour around her as she masters the ancient and strange phrases

[Liress] o/` Oh, if I were a vampire, your neck is what I'd lick. An' if I were a vampire you'd stab me with a stick! Their skin is kinda pastey, cold and uncaring are their eyes. An' watch out, cuz 'sides your neck, they have a hankerin' for thighs!o/`

Liress slithers towards Liara, remembering to not let her shadowform's eyes glow this time, seeking her pantleg... or skirt, or whatever she's wearing...

Liara fires the spell 'True nature'' it's something designed to force anyone within a radius back into human or elven form.

Lirreka emerges from a Ripplegate and steps into the mainhall.

Liress POOFS back to normal form in a rather awkward position. She's halfway up Liara's leg inside her garments... eh.

Lirreka walks to the Ebonclaw table and takes a seat.

Liara chuckles down at her sister even as she falls over and quickly uses another spell 'Fixform', I think you can guess what it does

Liress is nonplussed about this turn of events. She wasn't aware her sister would cheat. *grins* How very... drowish of her.

Lirreka looks at Liress and Liara and chuckles "My what interesting situations you girls get into.."

Liress blinks up at Liara, "Nice panties..." She states stoically while trying to figure out what to do next.

Liara grins and now finishes her suite of spells with 'hold person'

Liress is about to reach up and cover Liara's mouth when she is held into place. This causes her to use her psionics and try to plunge into Liara's mind.

[Liress] ~Alright... I should have laid down the rules of the spar before we began... release me, Liara, please...~

Liara releases Liress. " There you go...I win"

Liress scuttles out of Liara's clothing, "That was rather awkward." She grins, "Your skin is very smooth, Sister."

Lirreka takes a sip from her goblet as she watches her daughters.

Liress blinks at Liara, then frowns, "I still can't shift... when's this gonna wear off?"

Liara waves her hand, dismissing the spell " I thought it'd be interesting to see how you'd deal without being able to shift Liress."

Liara grins at her sister. " You trusted me not to cheat sis...dangerous."

Liress shrugs at Liara now that the spell's off and sits on her lap again, but this time she doesn't linger there. She quickly melts into her to see what her sister will do about it.

[Liress] ~And you trust me... dangerous as well, wouldn't you think?~

Lirreka looks at Liara "Have you started practicing with your shifting Darling?"

Liara shakes her head slightly " I know you'd cheat Liress, you're a drow."

Rusty hrms, then gives SL the BIGGEST hug he's ever had. :)

SomeLoser eyes bug out.

[SomeLoser] Urk!

[SomeLoser] can't.... breath....

SomeLoser 's face turns red...

Rusty finishes hugging SL. "There." ^.^

[Rusty] "Uh... Sorry, hope I didn't break anything.

SomeLoser gasps for air, as lack of color returns to his face.

Rusty giggles

[SomeLoser] Small child with pointy teeth grinning at me. RUN AWAY!

[Rusty] "It'd hafta be hard wearing though, and light.

Liara continues the slow and careful ejection process, not wanting to hurt her sister

SomeLoser had to look at that 'ejection' of Liara's a few time before it looked like the word it was supposed to.

Rusty giggles at SL.

SomeLoser also had to look twice at Rusty's "hard wearing" post. O.o;;;

[SomeLoser] brain... melting...

Rusty falls over laughing.