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Wow. 25 pages. The mind boggles, or bends, or snaps cleanly in two indicating freshness. Whatever. I'd just like to thank (in no particular order) Rusty, Amyness, Dearheart, PrincessJenna, 'Raine, Lirr's sexxy playa, Lothar, Jerl, Selena, Aurora, Pratz, Mathiew, Yoyo, Tia and Ker for being so damn entertaining. If yer in KStDT but your name is not in this list, don't feel left out. At last count there were 200+ seperate characters to make it on these pages. THANK YOU EVERYONE! All the praise, money and sex you have been giving me keep me going. And now, back to your irregularly scheduled webpagethingy...
ps.. please keep sending in the money, praise and sex..

The 16th of December, 2001...

Cosira sips her drink and watches the chaos. It's rather like meditating for her.

SomeLoser says 'ohmmmmm' on Cosira's behalf.

Jensaar blinks when he hears 'ohmmmm'. "Watt?"

[SomeLoser] Volt is going on?

Cosira shakes her head. "Shocking..."

[Jensaar] Amp I the only one who doesn't understand?

Lothar raises his hand to Jen

[Lothar] "I have no clue whats going on either. I think that woman likes that woman and they are gonna make little women all over."

[Cosira] Wire you concerned Jensaar? It's a common problem.

SomeLoser feels the electricity in the room.

Jerl arches a brow at Loser, Jensaar, and Cosie

[SomeLoser] OMG! Lothar said someting funny!

[Lothar] "I did?"

[Lothar] "I was being serious though..."

Dearheart zaps SL with static.

SomeLoser sits back and lets the sparks fly.

[Jensaar] Becauses this is an unparalled circeit-stance.

[Cosira] If someone keeps plugging away, they'll succeed sooner or later.

[SomeLoser] You cannot resistor.

[Jensaar] I'm not sure I have the compacitor to understand all this.

Dearheart built this city....On rock and roll.

SomeLoser notes that video killed the radio star.

Dearheart should be so lucky...so lucky in love.

Lothar changes the sucky radio channel

The 22th of December, 2001...

[SanityClause] (:

[Crysta] "Sanity? You exist here?!"

SanityClause looks around. "Sanity? Where?"

Rosetta examines the room, feeling like making a example out of some poor fool.

Bethy is very confused, people.

[Kashshaptu] "For those that haven't figured it out, Beth and Bethy are two different people ..."

[Bethy] Yes we are. Thank you, Tia.

SanityClause suddenly dislikes being a poor fool, so he robs a bank.

Beth huggles Gav.

[SanityClause] For those that haven't figgered it out. Beth and Gav are two different people.

Crysta steals Sanity's stolen money.

SanityClause is now a poor fool again.

Alex steals Crysta cuz she's cool!

Gavin looks at Sanity.. "Duh. I've got man breasts.. she's got.. well. Breasts."

Beth facepalms.

Rosetta creates a small storm around SanityClause because he is a poor fool.

Rosetta sits on the throne, kicking her leg, just like her twin does, buffing he nails.

SanityClause gets stormed on. o/' I'm siiiiiiiinging in the rain! o/'

Rosetta also notes it's a ICE storm, SC.

SanityClause doth rolleth over to Munchkin2. "You blow.. er.. suck.. er hoover!" He doth rolleth away, for that is what he doth.

Rosetta changes the fuzz ball on the end of Crysta's Santa hat into a large, solid, and HEAVY hailstone. It falls down and bops Crysta in the side of the head. Rosetta giggles and points.

Alex glares evilly at Rosetta for harming his goddess

[SanityClause] o/' I'm (ow) siiiiiiiinging (ow) in (ow) the (owth) hail! o/'

Tony pokes Beth! In front of EVERYBODY! My God, where's the video camera?!

Munchkin2 motions Tony to the corner where the security camera is.

Crysta takes the hat, and throws it at Rosetta. "You're getting a bomb for Christmas!"

SanityClause doth rolleth over to Loki and doth pulleth down Loki's pants. He doth rolleth away, for that is what he doth.

Alex sticks his tongue out at Rosetta "yeah! What she said!"

SanityClause doth setth Rosetta up the bomb.

Loki doth smiteth SanityClause with a Smiting Stick of Iggy, forsooth.

ShadowedOne oocly glances at Sanity Clause and wonders how long those jokes will go on.

SanityClause is forsoothedth! "Why have you forsoothedth me!" he pleads.

Rosetta absorbs the ice off the Santa hat, and then glares at SanityClause.

SanityClause oocly glances at ShadowOne. "About three meters." Yes folks, he's like that in Real Life(patent pending) as well.

[SanityClause] o/' Hailstones (ow) keep (ow) falling (ow) on (owth) my (ow) head! o/'

SanityClause doth disireth a small fries and regular coke.

SanityClause don't need no steenkin Christmas mints. He's like this 24-7. RUN AWAY!

SantaClauseJohnSteed enters this room

Munchkin2 happily bounces over to SCJS "Your late boss" M2 happenes to be dressed as an elf.

SantaClauseJohnSteed sits down in his Santa chair.

Rosetta immediately freezes SantaClausJohnSteed's bottom to the chair. Firmly.

SanityClause yays! as SCJS gets an arsesicle for Christmas!

SantaClauseJohnSteed shakes his head as he looks at Salina. " What is with people want to be assassins.."

Munchkin2 , dressed as one of Santa's elves, bounces up to Lothar and hands him a box.

SanityClause waves his hand in the air. "I know! I know! They want to be assassins 'cause they have too much ass to be normal assins!"

[Lothar] one sec munchy, cute thing

[SanityClause] We have a box! Call the bomb squad we got a box!

Lothar takes the box "What is it?"

[SanityClause] Gwyneth Paltry's head ticks?

SanityClause doth rolleth over to Kash and hands her a Dentist-on-a-stick. Full o' floride!

Munchkin2 taps its foot impatiently waiting for Lothar to take the box, looking nervous as there comes a ticking noise from the box

ShadowedOne ooc says before Sanity Clause can. She's setting Lothar up the bomb. =P beat you to it.

Lothar shakes the box and opens it, trusting Munchy

Munchkin2 runs away as Lothar takes the box, the ticking continues

[SanityClause] All you ticking head joke belong to us.

Munchkin2 hides as Lothar opens the box, just after tearing through the paper it 'spodes, (not mean like) but in a shower of confetti that coats Lothar and everything in a 3 ft area from him with bits of colored paper

Lothar spits some out and just looks at munchy2

[SanityClause] Lothar got married!

SanityClause throws some rice at Lothar.

SanityClause bounces happily around the room. o/' I'm (ow) only (ow) happy (ow) when (ow) it (owth) hails o/'

SanityClause is getting old. At the rate of a second per second.

Munchkin2 bounces over to OD and hands her a box.

[SanityClause] (:

OrionDouglas looks up at the wierdo and gets a box shoved at her.

OrionDouglas gets the hell away from the box... too many people are trying to kill her of late.

Munchkin2 pouts at OD, he's not trying to eradicate her, he just wants to give her a present =(

OrionDouglas is doubly distrustfull as she realizes that the grimy thing in elf's clothing is male.

SanityClause is AFB.

Munchkin2 places the box down where OD was sitting, and opens it himself before walking away. With in are half a dozen de@d bunnies.

OrionDouglas walks over and peeks at the box. She sighs as realizes what's in it. She tosses them out a window to feed Moaty, who gurgles a 'Merry Christmas!'.

Rosetta creates a illusion to make it seem like the bunnies come alive around Orion, snapping and biting at her.

SanityClause really is AFB you know.

OrionDouglas oocly notes that the bunnys are already in Moaty's stomach.

Rosetta hmphs at Orion. If she had a tail, it would be lashing.

SanityClause doth rolleth over to Munchkin2 and doth giveth him a +2 chicken of bristol.

Munchkin2 exits from this room

SanityClause doth killeth the Muchkin2 with a +2 chicken of bristol. The +2 Chicken of Bristol gains a +1 against Arseholes as a result.

ShadowedOne ooclt notes to Sanity Clause that the munchkin #2 is gone.

SanityClause knows that SO. Otherwise he wouldn't have got a +1 against Arseholes on his +2 Chicken of Bristol.

g is a bouncy g, yo'.

g squiggles up Morganna's couch and rests on her pillow next to her ankle, all curled up in alphabet fashion.

Wyatt desides to poke g while he's talking to his sis

g is poked. This makes the letter sink into Morganna's pillow a little and poke its rounded top part out, sort of blinking that portion of its body.

Wyatt pokes g again.

g leaps out from the pillow and gets poked again. She teeters there dramatically before falling over and draping itself over Morganna's foot, all deflatedly.

Wyatt frowns as he killed g. He is sorry g he didn't mean to heart you.

m is in to lurk as it's player writes a story.

g is only faking it, but it seems as though acting classes are paying off for this little letter.

Morganna catches the g, and sets it on her shoulder. "Brandon is Wang's son... with someone I.. I think her name was Dawn.... "

g is suspicious of m.

g lies over Morganna's shoulder. The soft sounds of taps permeate the air around the fallen lower case letter...

g kips up and just looks toward m and guffaws in an oddly letter fashion. It turns around and basically moons m before pretending to be dead again. =P

m is mooned, it scuttles over to Morganna and GLARES at the g.

Morganna puts m on her other shoulder.

g peeks around Moganna's neck and blinks at m being there... It quakes with fear.

m grins, or would if it had a mouth, evily at g and tries to scuttle around Morganna's neck to get at the g.

g slips down and winds up sliding into Morganna's shirt, underneath her collar as m tries to get it.

m makes the equivalinet of a growl and chases after the g!

Morganna squirms as the letters run around in her blouse.

SanityClause watches Morganna become alphabet soup.

g pokes its top roundy portion out the bottom of Morganna's blouse and sproings onto Wyatt.

Wyatt has a g on him. He pets the g gently.

g is petted...or pet...or whatever. It vibrates a little under Wyatt's hand and rubs both roundy parts against him.

m gets lost in the blouse, he pokes around a bit and emerges out the top of Morganna's blouse, looking for g.

Morganna discretely fishes the m out of her cleavage, and pets it..

Wyatt looks at his sister as he continues to pet the g. He sighs, "I just worry about you... it's mostly cause your so sweet and innocent."

[SanityClause] o/' Aminal crackers in my soup o/'

g scuttles up Wyatt and nuzzles against his cheek, taking a glance at Morganna to see where the m is.

Morganna 's player FALL OVER LAUGHING HER @SS OFF! Wy's Daveous just nailed HER description

[Morganna] I'm not that innocent Dave...

[Morganna] Dave? Noooo wyatt.. *smacks her still laughing player.

SanityClause watches Morganna get nailed.

m gets fished out of the cleavage and petted, he continues to glare at the g dangerously.

Wyatt 's cheek is nuzzled... He thinks he has a new friend. He looks at Ganna, sorta, "Who's Dave? and how are you not innocent?"

[SanityClause] I can't do that Dave.

g sinks back a little after being glared at by m. Being of the nonverbal type of letter, it just trembles a little.

Wyatt pets g a little more, and looks at his sister.

m decides to be nice and, using it's little letter powers, orders a rose to be delivered to g as an appology. He was always easily guilt tripped into being nice.

SanityClause likes guilt tripping. The delusions of weakness are great!

g gets a little rose from m and blinks its top roundy part. It peeks out around Wyatt's neck at the m and glows a faint reddish.

Morganna sighs softly. "I swear if you and Da had your way, Wy, I'd be living in a convent until one of you picked my husband..."

g would break Morganna out of the convent. It has been used as a skeletal key once or twice...

m tries it's best equivilant of a smile to g and bows gentalmenly.

m has only been used as a spider once or twice.

g bounces around and down onto a table next to Wyatt and Morganna, tilting its top portion curiously at m.

Marina sips her drink just a bit.

g has also been used as a bottle opener...

SanityClause wonders if g has been used as an earring?

m would tug at it's collar nervously if it had a collar, instead it just stand on Morganna's shoulder, shy shuffling it's feet.

SanityClause wonders if g and m get it on they would they have a bunch of little j's???

SanityClause wonders if he wonders too much.

g doesn't think it can get it on, actually.

g hops a little closer to m. It has given little j's to Simon before, though. He unrolled them and made one big J.

m don't have that type of equipment sadly, he knows an l that dose though.

Wyatt 's Daveous wonders if he can have a letter too... Maybe p

SanityClause doesn't want Dave's p all over the joint.

g thinks Daveous should have a d...

Masio_Black 's Creator has a letter. V.

OrionDouglas 's Someloserness has the letter Þ

OrionDouglas 's SomeLoserness also has the number π

g bounces onto Morganna's lap.

[g whispers to OrionDouglas] That means my player owns your d! *g*

Wyatt actually wants the letter æ

g likes ð

m- enters this room

m- returns with a - on himself.

g thinks that m is so negative all the time.

[OrionDouglas whispers to g] (( d? what d? I said Þ, not d. ))

m- blinks at g and pokes the g with the - sign. *poke poke*

SanityClause thinks m now has an erection.

g gets poked! The g deflates again.

g is no longer a virgin g.

Wyatt picks g up again, and starts to pet her to try to bring her back to life.

m- twirls the - like a sword! His foe is defeated! All hail the mighty m!

g is an it, Wyatt. But, that's okay...

SanityClause watches the m twirl his thingy.

m- blinks at g not being a virgin g anymore and turns a bright red and promtly faints...

g is petted back to life and wobbles.

Slinky eats the m&m-.

g melts in your mouth, not in your pants.

Wyatt has a g in his pants?

m- is happy to see the g back to life. he impulsively huggs the g, after putting the - in his pocket.

g is NOT in Wyatt's pants. It may not be a virgin anymore, but its not easy...

g is hugged!

g squiggles against m.

m- would give the g a kiss on the cheek too, but he dunno if a g has a cheek, so it makes it's best guess.

g has to reboot!

SanityClause watches g's player go to reboot camp.

g ponders becoming g- so that together, it and m- will be positive letters.

SanityClause wonders how was reboot camp, g?

SanityClause wonders if g brought him a uniform from reboot camp.

g notes that reboot camp was tiresome and lengthy. It crashed a few times, but is ready for combat! Errr...

m- welcomes g back with a hugg!

g is hugged again and hopes that - is in m's pocket still!

Alex thinks Bass needs more substance to be called family o.O

SanityClause thinks Bass needs more substance abuse to be called after dark.

Alex thinks anyone needs substance abuse to tolerate Bass (fag)

Alex bounces out before being shot or incinerated!

Alex exits from this room

BassStarD grabs his crotch and looks at Alex... Fag this!

SanityClause doesn't want to smoke Bass's crotch.

Crysta unleashes her killer reindeer at Bass.

[JohnPowers] You're crazy, Slinky. Crazy like a WHORE!

JohnPowers is a crackhead, obviously. "Hey Dude."

Slinky is feeling swarthy.

[JohnPowers] And I see Slinky's ignoring me, as per usual.

Slinky is too swarthy for the likes of JohnPowers and his unswarthiness!

[JohnPowers] Slinky used to love me. Now Slinky throws me in the trash like a used condom.

[JohnPowers] Which if you look at that metaphor, is pretty disturbing.

[Slinky] Except I don't throw used condoms in the trash.

[Slinky] I put them in the mouths of sleeping people.

SanityClause thinks Slink washes them and uses them again.

SanityClause is wrong.

Slinky just told you what he does with them, ya dumb piece of a nazi shit!

SanityClause doth rolleth away from Slinky.

[JohnPowers] Why am I not the least bit surprised, Slinky?

SanityClause does a shitty goosestep around the room.

[Slinky] Because I've done it to you about 14 times?

[JohnPowers] That would do it, Slinky. *Thinks* You eat too much meat, I think.

Wyatt would argue with JP, and tell Nadia to get a Desert Eagle .50

Slinky would argue with Wyatt, and tell Nadia to get a cheap hooker.

SanityClause would fondle Wyatt, and tell Nadia to get stoned.

[OrionDouglas] (( *beats up the English language for being a cumbersome piece of shit* ))

Þ enters this room

Þ pogos in.

g steals the Þ.

Wyatt pets g g'night

Marina smiles. "Which you never told me what it was"

Þ gets stolen!

Wyatt claimes æ. It's his letter

Þ wonders what he is going to be used for.

g wears Þ like a hat after turning it 90 degrees...

g is a cowboy g now.

Þ is now a hat. A small rabbit falls out.

g is bunnied.

Þ turns a further 180 degress and licks g.

g gets licked! It is now a soggy g.

Þ likes the wet g.

g hopes the Þ doesn't find its spot...

Þ trys to find g's spot.

g whirs and buzzes after the spot is found! AIEE!

Wyatt wonders if that would be g's g-spot

Þ looks for it where the long oval thing meets the small circle thing.

m- hides from the g and the Þ in Morganna's player's shirt, he don't wanna see this.

Þ is buzzed by g.

g notes that is indeed the spot, Wyatt... how embarassing!

g is also a gooey g... Þ is so naughty!

Þ is bad.

SanityClause watches all the cunning linguistics going on.

g eventually stops trembling and such. Man is that spot ever potent...

Þ moves his protubance back and forth so he alternates between P and b.

g rubs up against Þ.

Þ is rubbed on!

g sneaks out! This letter has classes.

Þ gets left on his lonesome. He pogos out.

[Liress] o/` Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle all the way... Oh what fun it is to cause so much pain today HEY! o/`

Alex thinks Crysta is cool :)

Crysta IS cool! Foo!

Lothar glances at Crysta "You so foo foo."

Alex eyeballs Lothar "Apologize to her goddessness right now, on your knees!"

[Crysta] "Yeah, and you're a stupidhead, Lothar!" >:P

Lothar slowly glances to Alex "Umm... well..." sighs and looks to Crysta "I appologize for any wrong doings I have done to you today, and in the past."

Alex blinks "Whoa..."

Alex nudges Crysta "Better blow it up, that can't be Lothar!"

Lothar 's eyes widen "Eh wait a minute... I appologized."

Crysta sweatdrops. "Yeah...must be a secret F.B.I agent!"

[Alex] "Not the F.B.I.! *whispers* That's female body inspectors right?"

Lothar glances at Alex "Only if its Aurora."

[Crysta] "...Oh yeah. Must be some kind of alien."

Alex also wanted to join them but was refused at the interview damn them..

[Alex] "Should we.. I mean you kill it?"

[Crysta] "Most likely, it's immortal or has an arsenal of weapons.";)

Lothar looks around "Who, me?

Alex looks at Lothar again "You could be right, maybe we should just warn everyone that it's not really Lothar but a clever clone."

Lothar raises a brow "I am Lothar! God of all and best fighter in the keep yadda yadda. Yeesh. Just because I have been a heartless asshole for the past.... long time, I cant appologize now.."

Crysta nods. "Yes, we should..." She blinks. "Not only that, but he's wearing Hello Kitty! socks!" ;)

Lothar gasps and quickly burns the socks. Now he is just sockless within his boots

Crysta would understand Lothar, but no asshole apologizes to her. o_O

Alex blinks too, "That animal!"

[Lothar] "Well I did. So deal with it, please?"

Crysta snickers.

Alex covers Crysta's ear "That's blasphemy, Lothar would never apologize."

Alex uncovers Crysta's ears which are very cute by the way ;)

[Crysta] "Don't worry. If he does it again, I'll unleash the pop stars."

Lothar stands up "Ok, who here heard me appologize, and know that I am me? Oh and..." looks to Crysta "I appologize again. Neener." :P

Alex passes out in astonishment

Lothar hears a thud as Alex hits ground

Crysta unleashes Britney Spears on Lothar. "Demon!"

Lothar screams and runs

Lothar then slides to a halt and holds his hand out behind him for Britney to run into "Wait a minute. Your a cyborg with many implants... but you dont come close to that from which was spawned from many screwing monkeys. The Ru..."

Alex wakes up to see Lothar chatting with Britney Spears and proceeds to pass out again

Lothar hears a second thud

Crysta sweatdrops. "This is going be harder than I thought..."

Liress deflates Britney's fake titties with a quick flick of her wrist, sending two daggers straight for 'em.

Crysta unleashes the Spice Girls and Hanson.

Lothar covers his eyes "The lesbians enter stage right, and the gay boy band through the left."

( Lothar rolls 1d20 => 20 )

[Crysta] "Hm...maybe Boy George will kill him..."

Lothar trips one of the hanson guys so hard he goes flying 30 feet and goes head first through the floor, upon shoving his spine through his ass with his eyeballs attached

Crysta winces.

Lothar brushes some dust from his cloak and glances at Crysta "I have not even broken a sweat."

Alex awakens yet again and climbs back up on the couch

[Crysta] "Oh shut up."

[Lothar] "As you wish." he sits back upon his couch and gets comfy, looking around

Alex blinks and looks at all the carnage "Damn it! I missed your sleek form!"

Crysta kicks Scary Spice. "You crappy excuse for a piece of crap! Oh, and *I* didn't do anything."

Alex smiles "Then I didn't miss anything?"

Lothar thinks you missed him rolling a crit and instantly killing one of the hanson duders, Alex

Alex was out cold and missed that part ;)

[Crysta] "Nope. Just Stupidhead slaying a Hanson member. That's all."

Lothar hands Alex a recorded, super slow mo of the occurances

Alex watches the super slo mo

Alex ewwwws at the guys spine popping out

Crysta sniggers.

Lothar might no longer be an asshole. But he is deffinantly the king. Woot Woot

[Crysta] "Of course, the Hanson guy didn't have much to defend himself with." >:P

Lothar is seen, in the super slow mo replay, dancing around the hanson members carcass. Which was edited out of the released version for reasons unknown

Alex grins "Doesn't Crysta look good sending all those people after you?"

Lothar glances at Crysta "That was a guy?"

Alex watches Lothar dancing and resists the urge to puke

[Crysta] "I really don't know...I didn't care to look."

Lothar thinks about the answer to Alex's question... then motions him to come over

Alex walks over to Lothar "Yeah?"

Crysta quirks a brow.

Lothar motions for Alex to get closer, while whispering "I have a secret about Crysta."

Crysta just glares now.

Alex gets closer to hear the secret

Lothar whispers velly belly quietly... "YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU LIKE CRYSTA SO MUCH, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO OVER THERE. LAST I HEARD SHE WAS SINGLE, AND I BET SHE WOULD JUST LOOOOOOOVE A HUGE SLOPPY KISS FROM YOU." He clears his throat and sits back on the couch, grinning

Alex blinks and rubs his ear "You could say it, not SPRAY it... HEY! Did you lick my ear, cuz if you did, I'll kick your ass or something!"

[Lothar] "Whaaaat?! I cant hear you!"

Crysta laughs.

Alex walks back over to Crysta "He's wierd.. he wants me to kiss you, the old pervert."

Lothar crosses his arms "All the hype that went around about me being a womanizer and no one wants to take my advice in love."

Alex is married :)

Lothar thinks that could explain it

[Poe] Lothar, there was hype about me being a bull headed bastard. But you don't see people asking for advice on that... do you?;)

Alex likes to fuss over Crysta and woo her knowing she'll turn him down flat if he tries to get serious

Lothar thinks a moment... and looks at Poe real serious like "How do I be a bull headed bastard?"

Crysta frowns. She's going to poison Lothar's food on Christmas. Sh waves to Poe.

[Crysta] *she o_o;;

OrionDouglas oocly tells Crysta that Burgandy is nice for masking the taste.

Lothar was hoping for a box of condoms, Crysta... but poison will have to do

[Lothar] "Oh, and not trojan either. Have you seen how fast they multiply? Sheesh, an entire army in a day."

Alex is starting to like this ODie person :)

Poe puts the hood (that is part of his cloak) over his head, and walks up to Crysta. "At last we will reveal ourselves to Lothar's food. At last we will have our revenge." He looks around. "I mean... hey.^_^;;"

Lothar is glad he doesnt eat but once a week

Crysta wouldn't waste her money on something that wouldn't be put to good use.