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The 3rd of January, 2002...

Byron appears in a blinding flash of *cough cough* guano smoke

Liress turns slightly to gaze at Byron, her nostrils flaring slightly.

Liress can definately smell Byron... yeesh!

Byron catches the gaze of Liress, and bows, to her. "Good eve. M'lady."

Liress keeps her gaze on Byron and purrs a little, appearing as though she's about to dash off her sofa on a collision course for him.

Daedolon steps in Liress's sight line

[Daedolon] Lir

[Daedolon] your thinking about it again I can tell

Kashshaptu tilts her head watching Liress

Liress blinks as Daedolon gets in her prey's path.

CorvainVincentRage looks at Byron and chuckles "How you been doing, By?"

Byron smiles at Liress, slightly befuddled. He step over to his table, while speaking to CVR. "Been blowing my lab up, Corvain, how're you?"

CorvainVincentRage folds his dirty white feathered wings behind himself and looks around with his catlike eyes. He blinks in confusion at Liress a bit and shrugs..

Liress blinks once or twice and tries to peer around Daedolon at both Corvain and Byron... plotting.

[Byron] I see you've achieved your second skin, as it were.

CorvainVincentRage smiles at Byron as he follows him "Me? I've been trying to learn how to fly.." he grins a bit more "I think I fly as good as you work in your lab." he jokes.

OrionDouglas sits on her couch and relaxes.

Daedolon shifts back to his normal male form and pokes Liress to get her attention.

Liress scowls at Daedolon, "Stop!" She then blinks and realises he's gone male again, "Sodding..."

OrionDouglas gets a can o' mead out of the cooler beside her and pops the top.

Liress frowns and starts to call her mother, something she really didn't want to do.

[Daedolon] You're doing it again Lir

Daedolon snaps back to the female form after distracting her

Byron frowns, and stands. "Excuse me, Corvain..." He steps over to Liress, "I'm sorry, is he bothering you, M'Lady?"

Liress just... blinks... at... Byron, "No...." She smiles dazedly and stands up.

CorvainVincentRage watches Liress and Byron..standing up and moving to Byron's side "What's wrong?" he asks Byron.

Byron takes Liress' hand, tucking his other one under her elbow to help her stand. "Are you certain, M'Lady?"

[Daedolon] Liress you're going to do something youlll regret

Kashshaptu continues to watch toward Liress

[Byron] Just rescuing a fair Lady, Corvain...

Liress oddly cannot hear Daedolon now that Byron's touched her, "N-no...."

CorvainVincentRage nods and looks at Byron "need a hand?"

Daedolon looks at Byron "Leave her alone please she isnt herself and her family would most likly castrate you if you do anything"

OrionDouglas wonders if she should go see what's wrong with Liress...

Byron frowns.. "Are you well?" He reaches to touch the backs of his finger to her forehead.

Trilain notes to Orion that Liress is hearing the ticking of her biological clock. ^_^

Byron looks at Daedolon. "I know full well who her family is. My sister and I call Lirreka 'Aunt' "

OrionDouglas tied her biological clock to some dynamite and threw it at her player. ∩.∩

Liress steps closer to Byron, sure to let his fingers linger on her forehead, "Fine..."

[Daedolon] Then you know darn well whatl happen if you arent careful...especially now

DreamWalker 's clock ran out of batteries.

OrionDouglas blinks at Liress and starts to get up..

CorvainVincentRage blinks at Liress, standing over Byron's shoulder. "What do you think, By?"

Liress ' biological clock isn't very dependable and is actually more pounding than ticking.

Byron smiles at Liress. "Care for a drink, M'Lady?"

Daedolon goes back to his male form then changes it a bit so he will be mostly unrecognizable to Liress then taps her on the shoulder 'Excuse me miss"

OrionDouglas walks toward Liress, taking her drink with her..

[Byron] Daih. Daedolon, relax.

Liress sniffs a little and glances around before her attention is drawn back to Byron, stepping much closer, "Maybe something more... refreshing."

Mechoid_Trooper_#3799607112 turns to leave. Its mission profile contains nothing about oberving local mating habits.

Liress blinks as her shoulder is tapped and peers behind her at Daed, "What now?"

OrionDouglas arrives and waves a hand in front of Liress' face. "Um.. Hello?"

Daedolon looks at Byron changing to normal "Im her friend and Im trying to protect her"

Kashshaptu moves over to the fireplace and lays down next to the fire .. goes back to watching toward Liress

Liress doesn't seem to notice Orion.

Daedolon looks at Lir "Think about what you're doing right now"

[Byron] What would be your pleasure, Lady Liress?

OrionDouglas blinks and glares at Byron. "What spell have you put her under? Release her now."

Liress is beyond thinking. Cripes.

Byron shakes his head to Orion. "None, M'Lady.."

Liress turns immediately back to Byron and smiles, the closeness no longer gapped,. Her body is brushed up against his, "That was the perfect question."

Daedolon doesnt think being close enough to call Lirreka aunt would save byron if he keeps going at this pace

CorvainVincentRage tries to make eye contatct with Liress looking for any oddities..He's not really a medical person, but he remembers something like that going on..

Liress lets her gaze be locked by Corvain only enough to give him the distinct impression that he's next.

Grisna walks her sexy elven self in...

OrionDouglas looks at Grisna and reminds herself that she loves Rochelle.

Korin enters this room

Korin yawns and stuff.

Grisna oocly wavers to Korin sugar babe and stuff...

Korin oocly grins at Grisna.

Grisna drools, "Mmm...Korin...." She wipes at the drool...

Korin drools right back at Grisna.

Grisna snickers. Then quickly grabs the snickers and starts munching on it. She offers the other half to Korin...

Korin takes the other half and munches happily. "Yummmmmmmmy..."

Korin licks the chocolate from her fingers.

Korin offers her fingers to Daedolon. "Want some chocolate?"

Daedolon grins at Korin and licks one of the fingers before looking at Lir "Think about what you're doing right now" then goes back to the chocolate

Kristian enters this room

Grisna yawns and blows kisses to Kris...

Kristian rather dislikes following you around, Grisna.. Stop moving, please. =)

Grisna pouts at Kris...damn...she was hoping you just liked her! :) :P

Kristian could admit to liking you.. but then, that would ruin his bastard image.

Grisna pouts at Kris and snaps her fingers, "Damn...foiled again..." She gives him a crooked grin and sits on the bar...

Kristian grins and shrugs as he heads for the bar. To hell with image.. it's not like he's expected to live with it for long..

Grisna was gonna go to bed....but...why now?? She's actually got kewl people to talk to now!!!

Slinky snorts and wakes up, "Gah! Hagh!"

[Slinky] KORIN!!!

Korin shows her fingers to Slinky. "I got chocolate... want some?"

[Slinky] Korin's here! Hooray, somebody almost not boring!

Guldan happens to find Slink very interesting, and sexy, and..umm..better stop while hes ahead -innocent whistle-

Korin doesn't blame Guldan for thinking Slink is sexy... lots of people do... Er... um... uh... nevermind, Korin thinks Guldan is nuts for thinking Slinky is sexy, adorable maybe, sexy no.

Guldan is quite nuts, yes, he's Here, hes gotta be nuts, right?

Korin agrees with Guldan silently... to be here, you HAVE to be nuts.

Slinky is sexy!

Korin blinks at Slinky.

[Korin] "Prove it, Slink! Prove you're sexy!!!"

Korin jumps up and down.

Slinky comes back from AFK. Fucking AFK.

[Korin] "Do a runway walk, Slink... or better yet... strike a pose!!!"

[Slinky] I don't have to prove nothing to nobody.

[OrionDouglas] Slinky is sexy the way car crashes are sexy. It's an aquired taste and not one you profess to have in polite company.

Korin grins at Orion. "Amen!"

Grisna really, and she means REALLY enjoys watching Korin jump up and down, "Forget your bra today, luvvy?"

Korin blinks at Slinky. "Oh yes you do... if you don't prove you're sexy, I'm going to claim that DW was the sexiest in here EVER, if you don't prove it!!!"

Korin blinks at Grisna. "No... it's in my bag."

Slinky strikes a pose! Then he strikes it again! And again, and again! He beats the shit out of the pose! Fucking pose, I hope you fucking die!!!

Grisna noddles to Korin, "Good place for it.." She grins...

Korin grins at Grisna.

Korin cheers for Slinky. "You show that pose!!!"

Kashshaptu glances at Daed "Maybe tying her up will work?"

Liress enjoys being bound, yes. That would help this situation. *eg*

JeremyBlackThorn rises and walks over to Liress

[Kashshaptu] "And the guys too .. it seems more just are drawn to her"

Liress goes along with Byron, taking the moment to go over his...assets.

OrionDouglas eeps and trys to pull Liress off of Byron. "What would Allenia say?"

Byron 's erm assets are only hinted at through his robes Liress.

Daedolon ooks at Liress "What will Allenia say?"

[Daedolon] ooc LOL orion

Kashshaptu glances at OD and Daed "Hey, I was just going to ask that too"

Liress yipes and gets pulled on, making sure to grab a hold of Byron's hidden profits. *ook*

Byron sits Liress down at his table, just sort of ignoring the Liress Entourage

Daedolon slides around Liress taking Allenia's form while he is out of view "Liress what are you doing?!"

Daedolon even has the voice down =)

Byron yelps as his erm, assets get pulled. "M'Lady.."

Liress turns toward Daedolon and frowns, inhaling, "Not my Allenia." She gets sat down and smiles at Byron, "Nice."

Byron bows to Liress, "My thanks, M'Lady, something to drink?"

Liress makes sure to smooth down said assets.

Byron clears his throat as said assets are smoothed.

Julianna walks in with a spring to her step...her eyes sparkle...she has a ready laugh upon her smiling lips.

Grisna slaps Kris on the ass, then acts all nice and innocent...

Kristian 's slapped. On the ass. You know.. that could be taken as an invitation.. and should be, as he's doing now. He smirks and... finds Grisna sitting on the bar. For all the luck in the free world.. bah.

Grisna smiles sweetly at Kristian...

Grisna leans forward and licks Kris' lips...

Kristian licks his own lips. Then, if he's lucky, he licks Grisna's lips too. Fair's fair. =) He grins quite innocently, though he's horrible at it.

Grisna leans forward and puts her arms around Kris' neck. She smiles back, all sweet like, "How YOU doin'?"

[Kristian] About a week away from total suicide and or destruction.. but otherwise, absolutely peachy. How's about YOU?

Kristian grins. Yes, he likes this game, teacher.

Korin looks at Kristian. "Total suicide? As opposed to partial suicide?"

[Kristian] As opposed from complete and utter mutilation or homicide; depends on how you look at it.

Guldan shudders at the though of partial suicide, isnt that like, being neutered?

Grisna just blinks at Kris, "Ya know...I think my week is going better than yours..." She nods for emphasis...

Grisna snickers at Gully, then steals the snickers and begins to snack on it. She offers half to Kris...

Kristian snaks on the snicker-halfers and smiles "You know... I think you're right."

Grisna smiles at Kris, "Ya...I think so, too..." She eats the rest of the snickers bar...

[Kristian] No more sharing with me?

Kristian raises both brows. Not fair in the least, no.

Grisna oops at Kris, "Sorry..was meaning I was finishing MY half of it.."

[Kristian] And where did MY half go?

Grisna blinks at Kris, "Last I knew you were snacking on it..." She pulls open his shirt and looks down it, "I don't see it in here..."

Kristian blinks.. and looks down his shirt.. "Are you sure? I mean, it could be in there, you know.."

Grisna shakes her head at Kris, "Nope...nothin' in there...I could check your pants, I suppose.." She grins evilly, then checks the time and smacks herself, numerous numerous times...she said about 45 minutes ago she was going to bed....

Kristian forbids it! The going to bed part!

Julianna watches Kristian for a moment.

Julianna speaks quietly, "Good evening, Kristian."

Kristian 's quite too immersed to hear the quiet greeting. He's got a few weeks left. Forget the past, time to live up the present!

Grisna growls a bit to herself...mostly cause she's flirting with Kris and Julianna is talking to him. But, she does what she always does...she gets up and walks away, getting herself a glass of water...

Lirreka enters this room

Daedolon quickly snaps to his normal form seeing Lirr enter "Thank whatever gods there are"

[Daedolon] Lirr better control your daughter before she does something bad

OrionDouglas motions urgently to Lirreka.

Lirreka appears in the mainhall not through a ripplegate but in a Cacaphonic shriek of shreading metal "Liress!" she yells in her most motherly of tones.

Kashshaptu glances at Lirr ....

Daedolon thinks this will NOT look good for Byron either

Liress suddenly dives underneath the table. She is not only hiding from her mother, but getting a closer...uh... feel for Byron's assets.

Grisna wavers to sexy Lirreka babe...

Byron hears his aunt before he sees her. Something in the Matron's tone.. makes his blood run cold.

OrionDouglas slaps her hands over her ears and crumples from Lirreka's entrance.

Kashshaptu moves to a crouching position, then leaps up into the rafters .. moving to her normal spot and watches below

Byron erms at Liress, really not inclined to move right now, for several reasons.

Lirreka reaches out psionically and plucks Liress from her hiding place "Daughter, we WILL speak of this now."

OrionDouglas wipes away the trickle of blood from her upper lip.

Liress is plucked... Umm... should she release Byron now, maybe?

Byron really hopes Liress lets go.

Kristian snickers.. Heh, Liress is in sooooo much trouble. Heh heh... er.. whoops? No reading of thought-text..thing. Bad. Bad. Shoo!

[OrionDouglas] ow

Dread_Lime wanders into the room. It pauses to see what's happening, and decides it really doesn't want to know whats going on. "

Lirreka 's brows furrow in a frown reminescent of a storm front "Liress Arachne Ebonclaw Release him NOW!"

Kashshaptu waves a clawed finger at Lime, then returns to watching toward Liress

Robert blinks a little, "Uh oh, the dreaded middle name!"

Liress does release Byron and more or less whips toward her mother with a sonic yelp and a wiping of the corner of her mouth. Errr... eww!

OrionDouglas cringes and retreats back to her couch where the decibel level would be slightly less... brain rupturing.

Byron , at that, gingerly extricates himself. Liress is on her own now. He does NOT want Lirreka calling his mother.

Byron 's player lagged on account of laughter..

Daedolon shakes his head at Liress a bit sitting down wtaching

Liress thinks Byron had best better place a book over his...assets.

Lirreka takes Liress by the scruf of her neck "When will you learn that You have to tell me these things?"

Liress ' cackles oocly to the AH.

Kristian 's AH is.. Quijibo! Do you not remember, foul being! Shall he show you the wrath of the quijibo?!

Liress forgot, Kris! Quijibo you shalt remain!

Kristian 's quijibo could be a freaking pokemon with that kinda name. Quijibo... quiiijibo.. it just fits, doesn't it? Try it. You might like it. =)

[OrionDouglas] Qui? Jibo Jibo Jibo! Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

OrionDouglas stops making funny noises and gets another can o' mead from her cooler since she spilt the last one.

Kristian 's quijibo quijibos at OD.. Or, for those who AREN'T mentally insane, he just laughed. A lot.

Korin pokes Slink with the Apu-stick.

Slinky snorts, and wakes up, "I like chimps!"

[Korin] "Me too!"

Korin sits on Slinky's lap.

Slinky sits up, so he has a lap to sit on. A bumpy lap, but a lap.

Korin sits on Slinky's lap... some more.

Slinky enjoys having Korin sit on his lap... some more. ... ?

Korin yawns sleepily.

Korin nuzzles Slinky, then fuzzles him, then wuzzles him, then kuzzles him...

Slinky isn't sure what's going on, but he's enjoying it, so he doesn't question it.

Korin is glad Slinky is not questioning what's going on, her motives aren't 'pure'

Slinky doesn't respect people with purely pure motives. Purely pure motives are for purely boring people.

OrionDouglas hands Korin a Refine-A-Motive 2000™

Korin takes the nifty device from Orion, and busts it.

[Korin] "Why would I want pure motives?"

[Korin] "Then everyone would know what I was up to...

[Slinky] I'm kinda curious to know what you're up to.

Korin blinks at Slinky.

OrionDouglas looks at Korin. "Because when you have pure motives you are a lot more enthusiatic in following them.."

Korin shakes her head at Orion. "I have more fun when I've got a hidden agenda..."

[Slinky] Really? I have more fun when nothing is hidden. As in, when I'm naked.

Korin blows in Slinky's ear.

[Slinky] Hee hee.

Korin grins at Slinky. "You have more fun when you're naked, too?

[Slinky] Always.

Grisna feels the air Korin blows in Slinky's ear on this side of the room!!! Whoa!! That's some blow, Korin!! *snickers*

Liress blinks at her mother and pulls her hands over her face to sort of hide from her. You know, out of sight, out of mind...

Byron places his assets behind the bar, along with the rest of him. Where's that Apron gotten too..."

Kashshaptu conjures an apron .... and tosses it toward Bryon .. then looks back toward Lirr and Liress

[OrionDouglas] ((Asylum: Where you put the out of mind out of sight. ))

Byron has an apron tossed at him, he blinks, and looks at it. "Wrong apron... "

Liress thinks Byron is looking for something a bit more...rigid... besides him, Tia. =P

Lirreka looks at Byron "And you!" She turns her look into a glare "You should know better!"

[Kashshaptu] "Lirr, I hate to interrupt, but will have to say that Liress did try to call you before things got out of hand, so to speak"

Liress sort of pedals in midair and keeps her face covered.

[Daedolon] And I warned Byron that he shouldve left Liress alone

Lirreka looks at Tia "That is why I'll be lenient on her..."

Byron looks at his Aunt. "Aunt Lirreka, do you REALLY think I would have done anything to harm Liress? Or her relationship?"

Lirreka looks through to Byron's Assets "I can see that you were already having control issues."

OrionDouglas could answer that one, Byron. But she trying to be nice to men nowadays.

Byron dons The Apron Of Spiffy Doomness, now that he's found it

Daedolon shakes his head at Byron grumbling "And so he goes and toys with her while she is not herself...alot better..."

Liress stops moving and decides to slip free of her mother's grasp by shifting loose from her.

Byron raises an eyebrow. "While my anatomy may be the same as my Father's, as is it's reaction to... stimuli. I am NOT Alkion, Madame."

Lirreka looks at Liress and frowns "Liress...."

Liress scrambles away from Lirreka, about to shift into Shadowform.

Daedolon shakes his head at Liress as she scambles away "THis is not a good thing"

Kashshaptu looks at Daed "No it isn't at all"

Julianna waves energetically for a bar maid.

Julianna orders something hot to eat

Grisna hands Julianna a dish called Korin A La Carte, "Hey...it's hot to eat!"

Grisna giggles insanely...

Korin bats her eyes at Grisna.

[Julianna] (just oocly shakes her head at Grisna)

OrionDouglas likes Grisna's giggle.

Grisna winks at Orion and Korin...

Korin offers her still chocolate covered hands to Slinky.

[Slinky] Eww! You got shit all over your hands!

Korin laughs! "Nu-uh!!! It's chocolate!!!"

[OrionDouglas] Yeah Slinky. If it was carob, then you would be correct.

Korin pets Slinky!

[Slinky] Gah! You're getting chocolate in my hair!

Korin smushes the chocolate into Slinky's hair.

[Slinky] Is there a reason you're putting chocolate in my hair?

Korin turns Slinky into dessert for the entire main hall!

[Slinky] Whee! I'm dessert!

[Slinky] Lick me!

Korin licks Slinky!!!

[Slinky] WOO HOO!!!

Lirreka sighs and does something she has always refrained from doing to her daughter, She casts a star burst in the room to for a brief instant banish the shadows.

Daedolon thinks Lirreka couldve just turned on ALL the Keep lights

Daedolon nods to Kash "Very bad"

OrionDouglas is blinded.

JeremyBlackThorn flinches from the light

Liress pauses and reshifts her eyes to help her filter through the lighting in the room. She slides along the floor and dashes for.... lessee.... random person.... Grisna. She dives INTO her, melding into her flesh. Or, tries to.

Guldan secretly gooses Grisna, all the way from the other side of the room, muchkin style, homey

Grisna gets Liress melded into her...she remembers this!!

Grisna tosses her cookies (ehehe..) at Guldan for goosing her..they're chocolate chip!

Byron frowns. "Liress, get out of that poor woman. "

Liress is gonna hide there. Yes, that's a good idea.

Kashshaptu shakes her head .. snorts

Guldan munches on cookies

Lirreka stalks after Liress and tries to literally reach into Grisna to drag her daughter back out

Liress ' never heard that one before, Byron. *g*

[Daedolon] Want me to try containing her Lirr? Once you get her of course

Grisna squeals, Lirr reaching into her. She squeals, "YEESH Lirr!! You're hands are COLD!"

Guldan blinks at the Grisna/Liress combo, sounds like the beginning of one kinky threesome -gringrinwinkwinkhinthint- ;)

Liress tries to root herself in Grisna. Eh, this may hurt a little.

Grisna 's main char has done this before w/ Laney...it's fun!! But, they went into a puddlyness...

Lirreka grumbles as she reaches both hands into Grisna "Liress don't make me have to come in there!"

OrionDouglas reads that as 'Liress tries to root Grisna.'

[OrionDouglas] Saynomore! Say no more!

Liress refuses to come outa Grisna. Ohh... the innuendos.

Grisna really is enjoying this...really, she is...

Guldan 's player cant help but laugh at Lirreka Liress/Grisna combo, someone better have themselves a video camera

OrionDouglas points to her player hiding in the corner with a steady-cam.

[OrionDouglas] Did someone say 'Innuendo'?

Byron shakes his head.

Lirreka looks up at Grisna "This is going to hurt" She suddenly changes tactics by pulling Grisna away from the liress-ness.

Grisna squeals, getting pulled away from Liress-ness...she gets stretched and shaped outta whack...

Marina watches all the chaos.

Liress almost slides out of Grisna (That's just BAD) but follows the pulling and stays inside. (Doubly bad!)

Kashshaptu watches Lirr ... tilting her head a bit

Kristian 's player brings around a stationary camera.. post, newscam, lights, the whole nine and three-quarter yards.

Liara enters quietly and moves to the Ebonclaw table.

OrionDouglas waves frantically at Liara.

Daedolon looks at Lirr "Want some help on that?"

Kristian 's going to pry you outta there with a hoover, a toothpick, and a lightbulb if you don't get outta there, Liress.

Guldan cheers on Daed, "Thats right help 'er out, orgy!"

Kashshaptu looks at Daed "I vote if this ever happens again, we just tie her up till help for her arrives"

Liress thinks that's just kinky, Kris.

Liress can just shift outa the bonds, Tia. =P

Grisna continues to Eep Eeep Eeeeep!!, "I'm all outta whack!!! Help! Help!! My breasticles are loosing their perkiness!"

Lirreka looks at Grisna "I do appologize" as she begins to pull very very hard! "Liress Arachne Ebonclaw come OUT of there this Instant!!!!!"

OrionDouglas recovers her eyesight and looks at Lirr. She says rather timidly, "Can I help at all?"

Daedolon sets Guldan on a tee and takes out his driver and WHACK off to the 18th green he goes

Kristian was going to use it on Grisna, Liress.. but you had to come and spoil the whole plan. Oooh.. another innuendo, eh? Maybe not..

Grisna gets pulled on very hard, "Ooo...it IS hard! Liress, you been takin' Viagra.."

[Daedolon] Tie her up hell if Im allowed Im gonna form a ball around her

Guldan gets stuck in the sand trap, good goin' Daed..

Liress resists as much as she can against her mother. She KNOWS she's in trouble and really doesn't want to go through an embarassing episode like she did earlier with Allenia.

[Kashshaptu] "Might work, Daed"

Lirreka puts a foot on Grisna as she takes a two handed grip on Liress and pulls "OUT!!!!"

Grisna SQUEALS!!!

Daedolon moves incase Lirreka goes flying back if she slips or something he can catch her so she doesnt get hurt

Kristian winces at Lirreka and Grisna. That could leave a mark... or twenty.

Liress suddenly goes SHOOP! and flows outa Grisna as Lirr makes a final pull.

Lirreka staggers back crashing through tables chairs and sundry people as she encases Liress in a crystal latice cube.

Grisna goes flying back against the counter, hitting her head. She slumps to the floor, moaning, "Oh, my poor wittle head!"

Daedolon notes he was back there to catch Lirreka ;)

Kashshaptu blinks as she watches ... then snorts

Liress is encased. =(

Lirreka is caught then as she stands there looking at the crystal.. "Finally!"

[Slinky] Hey, Korin. I created a new language. I was wondering if you'd like to learn how to speak it.

Korin nods. "Sure Slinky!"

[Slinky] WOO HOO! See, how the language works is you use your hands and mouth to speak, and the person you're talking to uses his penis to listen! It's the greatest language ever!

Korin bats her eyes at Slinky.

[Korin] "You're going to be a very dirty old man, you know that Slinky!!!"

[Slinky] I already am.

OrionDouglas ' player falls out of it's chair laughing at Slinky's new language. Oral communication has never looked so good!

Slinky grins at Orion, "Hey, you wanna learn a new language?"

OrionDouglas grins at Slinky. "Hey, you wanna keep your testicles?"

Slinky shrugs, "Not really. They're always getting sweaty and sticking to my leg. It's annoying."

Slinky has to go get all this chocolate out of his hair. He runs into the bathroom (the non-GBB).

Byron looks at Corvain. "Remind me I need to find a normal family. Something with a June Cleaver."

Liress notes to Byron that June was always mad at Ward for being so hard on the Beaver. =P

CorvainVincentRage Grins at Byron "You're asking a half nightbane, half Siren to help you look for a normal family?" he raises an eyebrow at Byron.

Marina wonders exactly what would classify as a "June Cleaver" in here, considering all the current residents.

Byron clears his throat. He never heard that Liress. "Yes, You've at least got a remote chance with Amethyst."

[OrionDouglas] ((June Cleaver: Axe-maniac that always appears mid-year.))

Grisna snickers at Orion...

CorvainVincentRage blinks at Byron, sipping his milk "A remote chance of what?"

Byron grins at Corvain. "Normalcy. She's not a shifter, she's not a mage, she's not a leech, she's not an angel, she's not a vamp, she's not a Goddess..."

Grisna oocly thanks OD muchly for finally getting her The Case of the Thighs up!! :)

OrionDouglas ' oocness notes to Grisna's oocness that she's welcome, come again!

Grisna notes to Orion she's gotta wait a few minutes, then she might be able to come again ;)

CorvainVincentRage oocly thinks this keep DOES have a gremlin. it's THE REDLIGHT GREMLIN!!!

OrionDouglas is afraid of the Redlight Gremlin. It always hangs around street corners in the seeder part of town and stares at passers-by with hungry yellow eyes while licking it's pointed teeth.

CorvainVincentRage chuckles at Orion.

Grisna gets up and lifts up her shirt, "LIRESS!!! You gave me STRETCH MARKS!"

Grisna 's bottom lip quivers as a tear rolls down her face...

Guldan laughs at Grisna

Liress can't reply to Grisna. She just pounds like a zoo animal on the cube thingie. "Ooo...ooo Ahh...ahh?"

Lirreka looks at Liara "Daughter, can you contact Allenia by any chance?"

Liress ' Momma gave Grisna stretchmarks. She did all the pulling. *g*

Daedolon chuckles

Guldan winks at Grisna, "Musta been one hell of an expierence, cigarette?"

Liara listens and then turns to face her mother "What are you doing with my twin sister?"

Grisna noddles to Liress, "LIRREKA!! You gave me STRETCH MARKS!"

Kashshaptu looks at Daed "I hope she gets the help she needs now"

Liress did NOT have sexual relations with Byron. No cigars were used and his robes are not stained....

Grisna sticks out her tongue at Gully...

Liara nods slightly to her mother "Yes, I can"

Byron stuffs his robes in the freezer.

Lirreka sighs and looks at Liara "She's in a breeding haze... Anything male is at risk.. For her own welbeing the hive needs to take charge of her..."

Byron will now call Liress by her code name. Bill.

Daedolon looks at Lirr "You ok?"

Grisna pouts at Lirreka, "Will you at least pay for the plastic surgery?"

Lirreka keeps shifting the nature of the lattice to keep Liress from figuring it out.

Guldan blinks, breeding haze, eh? Sounds fun

Grisna pouts at her stretch marks and stretched out breasticles...

[Liress] Bill: Anyone happen to have an intern I can borrow? Preferrably male?

Liara nods slightly to her mother " They have been looking after her mother, but she keeps sneaking out."

Lirreka looks at Grisna with a restraint "I will deal with you in a moment."

[OrionDouglas] Monica: No.

Grisna pouts and noddles at Lirreka..

Grisna laughs at Bill and Monica...

Slinky slides out of the bathroom, hair dripping wet, "I can be an intern! I'm probably male!"

Kashshaptu stretches her wings, folding them back partially .. still watching below

Lirreka informs the room as a whole that Liress needs to reboot her browser froze..

Grisna feels Slinky up, "Yup....it's male..."

[Daedolon] Sorry I couldnt stop her Lirr I tried to distract her and all

Lirreka nods to Daedolon "You did well enough and I thank you."

Lirreka nods to Liara "I hope they can keep control of her till this passes."

Grisna yawns..she's tired, she's headed doorward...only reason she stuck around in the first place was to talk to Gully since she hasn't seen him in...well....forever, and to send the Amyness SLURPS before she went to bed and stuff...ya, something like that...

Grisna can live w/ stretchmarks for a few days...no biggie...

Slinky sighs, and goes back into the bathroom to make sure he got all the chocolate out.

OrionDouglas ' SLness will pass on the SLURPS.

[Daedolon] Ill watch to see if she is out here again and try to contain her if she is ok?

Lirreka will repair Grisna.

Liress is back.

Liara nods slightly " Yes mother, but she's escaped them twice. I think it's partly due to the fact that an elder tried to occupy the hive mind."

Grisna belches rather loudly and waits around for repairs, then :)

OrionDouglas ' SLness gives the Amyness SLURPS from Grisna's oocness.

Grisna giggles at OD...

Lirreka nods to Daedolon "thank you."

Liress taps on the surface of the crystaline cube thingie, testing it.

Daedolon nods and slides over to his chair thwacking Guldan with the ugly stick on the way

Liress gets passed along slurps oocly and giggles.

Lirreka looks at Liara sharply "Did it succeed?"

Guldan yawns and looks over towards Daedolon, "So, hows things?"

Grisna giggles at Daed...she doesn't think Gully can get any uglier ;) :P

Lirreka continues to shift the nature of the cube to keep her from figuring it out.

Guldan yipes, ugly stick is baaaad.

OrionDouglas walks up to the cube and looks at it's occupant. She frowns with concern for Liress.

Liara shakes her head " No, someone bargained with it to be a willing host. But the hive mind was attacked directly mother, the mindscape greviously wounded."

Grisna awaits repairs...she needs sleepy...

Liress bonks her head against it and scowls, shifting into many different liquified forms and then blinks, holding completely still and returns to her usual form.

Liress looks at Orion and smiles, kinda.

Lirreka reaches over to Grisna and, since she already is aware of her genetic makeup, remakes her... Pauses in the process but resists her impish thought.. and reforms her to her pre-liress state.

Grisna smiles and smooches the wonderful wonderful beautiful Matron, "You're a doll!! Thank you!"

Lirreka nods to Liara "Will they recover? If Liress would tax them I have a perfect place to keep her."

[Daedolon] If you can think of anything else I can do Lirr just say it....Im on call for helping heh

Grisna yawns and skips out, "Night all...take care and all that jazz..."

Lirreka nods to Daedolon "I'll keep that in mind."

Grisna exits from this room

OrionDouglas approches Lirreka with caution and says something to her in a soft voice.

Liress glances at her mother and presses her face up against the side of the cube, her cheek pressed flat and her nose, "Momma?"

[OrionDouglas whispers to Lirreka] Monica: Would I be able to enter that cube?

Daedolon cant help but laugh at how Liress looks like that

Liara smiles softly " Oh they'll recover, hive minds are resilient things and I think Liress would be better at least with her lover than just 'contained'

Lirreka listens to OD and looks at Liress "Yes darling?"

OrionDouglas removes an alias.

Kashshaptu looks at Liress in the cube ...

[Lirreka whispers to OrionDouglas] You do realize that she's not herself at the moment.. I cannot say what she will do."

Liress smiles at her mother, then Liara, then her mother, "I am better now. Please let me out?"

[OrionDouglas] ((Liress-in-a-cube! More fun than a lava lamp!))

[Daedolon] ((LOL))

Liress still her face pressed against the outer casing of the cube.

OrionDouglas nods in understanding and replys.

[Liress] Bill: ((Twice as puzzling as a rubik's cube... but played with more!))

Lirreka turns the cube so Liress can see Byron and monitors her reaction.

[Daedolon] ((Ill buy one! hehe))

[OrionDouglas whispers to Lirreka] I accept that. But she has helped me before, and I feel that she needs my help now.

[Byron] ((Rubik! Yes Rubik is it's name, and it's like the cube in that no one played with it in years))

Liress looks at Byron idly. While her face is still squished up, her expression is still the same as when she spoke to her mother.

[Liress] Bill: ((Giggles!))

[Lirreka whispers to OrionDouglas] Hmmm I will have to place you in and pull you out, the nature of the cube is hidden.

Liress turns her alias off. Yeesh.

OrionDouglas nods, and motions that she is ready.

Lirreka looks at Liara "I concur.."

Lirreka nods and without word or gesture OD is now within the cube though the nature of the cube did not alter or part.

Liress tilts her head to the side as ODie joins her, "Hi."

[OrionDouglas] Hello Liress.

Marina finishes her water and decides on coffee, so she heads to the bar, not forgetting her things.

Liress reaches a hand to ODie and pokes her, "What're you doin' in my dog house?"

[OrionDouglas] I'm trying to help you.

Slinky wanders out of the bathroom, his hair dripping wet, mumbling to himself.

Slinky flops down on his couch.

Guldan notes that flopping is against the law now, Slink

Slinky doesn't give a fuck, Guldan.

Coriel ponders changing the anti-flopping laws, being kinda sorta royalty and all.

Guldan shrugs, you will when the Flop Cops bust in sticking their nightstick where the sun ain't shinin

Lirreka flops down in a chair with a sigh before looking at Liara "Darling, if you take but one piece of advice from me Do not let your children be shape shifters... They will wear you out so very fast..."

Liara smiles to her mother. " I will keep that in mind mother, but it's more likely that they will be other things rather than shifters."

[OrionDouglas] o/' Mamas, don't let your babys grow up to be changelings... o/'

Byron puts on his best Willie Nelson voice. o/' Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be shapeshifters, let em be vampires, or mages and such. o/'

Daedolon looks at Lirr "And to think I have a son...Im not sure I want to teach him how to shift after watching all this heh"

Kashshaptu chuckles at Daed

Lirreka looks at Daed "That would be wise.."

Daedolon chuckles at Lirr "Youll have to give me some points on what to look for so I can be ready"

Liress ohs at ODie and grins, "Oh. Y'wanna play?"

Liara smiles slightly and turns toward the door " Is that Jade ?"

Lirreka looks towards the door "Jade? where?"

OrionDouglas shakes her head. "No. I want you to enter my mind."

Liress squeaks suddenly and jumps up, running into the side of the cube at the mention of Jade and goes *SKREEEEEEE! and she slips down its surface, drooling.

Daedolon laughs at Liress

Kashshaptu watches Liress "Ahh, she seems back to normal .. well, normal for her .. now"

Liara looks to her sister and nods slightly " Well, there's some sign of normality."

Lirreka chuckles at Liara "True.."

Liress blinks at ODie, "Is Jade in there?" Her mind, that is... she's still staring in the direction Liara pointed out, panting like a puppy dog.

Liara shakes her head slightly " No, it wasnt Jade...must have been my imagination."

Lirreka chuckles at Liara "And you say you're not drow.."

OrionDouglas nods and says "Yes", regretting it instantly but still...

Liress inclines her head at Liara and pouts, slouching a little. She then looks at ODie, "Is she naked?" She seems hopeful.

OrionDouglas gulps and nods.. She braces herself..

Liress ' Jadey with Wings Barbie is usually naked. They don't make clothing for them that allows for wings, usually...or...that's what she's claiming.

Liress bounds over to ODie and nodlies to her, "Okies."

Slinky sits up, "Someone's naked?

Slinky looks around the room quickly, "Where's the naked?"

Liara raises one eyebrow slightly to her mother " Liress is my twin, we know just about everything that there is to know about each other."

Lirreka nods to Liara and smiles.

OrionDouglas waits for Liress to invade her head. She really dislikes people invading her head, even Rochelle, so this is how much she wants Liress to be 'normal' again.

[Liara] "And I would say she's improving mother, she's now obsessing about her favourite crush."

Slinky lies down again, "Fine..."

Lirreka nods "Yes but we'll see how Orion fares with her a bit longer.."

Liress tilts her head to ODie and pokes her, "I don't wanna."

Daedolon grins going to the cube and sticks a Jade doll to it so Liress can see it grinning evilly and goes back to his seat

OrionDouglas ' player holds up a sign pointing to the GBB. "Naked in here"

[OrionDouglas] She's holding oil...

Slinky jumps up, "Naked in the bathroom! Woo! Wait... is this a trick?"

Liress makes a leap at the Jade doll and again meets the side of the cube, "Ouch..."

OrionDouglas ' player turns the sign around. "No." it reads.

Daedolon snickers and poofs the doll away...couldnt resist that

Kashshaptu looks at Daed "Umm, that was kinda cruel"

Liress blinks and looks back at ODie.... GULP.

Daedolon looks at Kash "Hey its not like Im leaving it there"

[Kashshaptu] "Ahh, true .. but you should've known she dive for it"

OrionDouglas pictures a blurry naked Jade.

[Daedolon] Heh your point being?

Liress inclines her head at ODie and begins altering the image to a very nonblurry naked Allenia and smiles blissfully.

[Kashshaptu] "Like I said, it was cruel" .. she then realizes what she said and shudders at being nice

OrionDouglas smiles involentarily.

[Daedolon] Now you're on the trolly

Liress starts to make said image bounce... and boy, does she ever bounce. *drools*

[Kashshaptu] "Yikes ... oh .. it must be the young ones at home that I'm kinda out of it ... but oh well"

Daedolon chuckles

Liara chuckles softly " Well, I think Liress is getting back to normal. She's drooling over a bouncing avariel."

Liress blames hormones, Tia! You should, too. It's always works.

Lirreka nods to Liara "That is true."

Liress glances at Liara, still keeping that image of the bouncing, oiled up, though not on the wings, avariel that happens to be Allenia, cuz not just any Avariel will do. Mmm... bouncy bounce.

OrionDouglas thinks she has Liress' attention now, and changes the images (although it's slow in changing - like she was unwilling to change it) to a rapidly flickering series of images from ODie's childhood, the abuse she suffered from her father. She grimaces.

Kashshaptu is doing that Liress .. post-natal hormones to be exact ...

Liara smiles and pours herself some water

Daedolon makes a mental note to keep a female form handy to talk to Liress after this is all done...it seems to work better at getting her to talk anyway

Liress blinks as ODie alters the image, "Baaad...." She looks at ODie and tilts her head.

OrionDouglas shows Liress exactly what she thinks of men.

Daedolon didnt think youd actually have to give a drow MORE reasons to hate men

Liress suddenly slams the link closed. She doesn't want to hate males again, because of these images. She slips over to ODie and hugs her, however. "No more, please."

Liress actually never hated men, she supposes. She just felt them inferior.

OrionDouglas filles her head with images of hate and fear and shame... after what seems an age.. she finally changes to images of Jerl from a few weeks ago when he saved her from certain death.

OrionDouglas tries to conjure up a sense of distrust and waryness.

Liress blinks at ODie, "That is enough."

OrionDouglas gets hugged and snaps out of it. She slumps to the floor.

Liress keeps holding ODie since she's collapsed, "Ehh...."

Liara doesnt consider men inferior, but she's an damn odd drow

Liress looks at her mother and smiles. That's all. She just smiles.

OrionDouglas hasn't collapsed as such. She's just very drained.

OrionDouglas lfts her head with great effort and nods to Lirreka.

Lirreka brings down the cube and returns them both to their normal size.

[OrionDouglas] I love you, Liress. Don't go weird like that again.. 'Kay?

Liress plonks onto the floor with ODie, "S'okay." She grins and helps her up.

OrionDouglas stands and hugs Liress before dragging herself back to her couch where she grabs her open can o' mead and passes into her room.

Liress bounds over to her mother and sister and flops onto her own chair, grinning like a fly on shit.

Daedolon chuckles "Nice to see you're feeling better Lir"

Liress hugs ODie back 'fore she goes to her couch thingie.

OrionDouglas is gorn.