Kids Say the Dumbest Things
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Praise for KStDT: Blaze 's Player reads OD's HomePage, reads it to Blaze, and they both laugh. A LOT.....

The 4th of January, 2002...

Lured in

Amyness begins caressing Cheesy's many tentacles...

SomeLoser enters this room

Amyness yeeps at Some Terrific Loser and lures him in!

Cheesecakethulhu gets tentacle caresses and just sorta begins to melt.

Amyness ohs! as she melts the Cheesythulhu! "Oh dear..."

SomeLoser is lured.

Cheesecakethulhu considers roping Amyness and SLness together for fun.

[SomeLoser] Whose fun Cheesy? Yours or ours?

Amyness ooos at Cheesy. She wouldn't mind being roped to STL.

Cheesecakethulhu just grins at SLness.

Amyness OHS! She has STL now. *grins* Yay!!


DarthMichael's Redlight

DarthMichael is redlighting......

[Amyness] o/` Roxanne... you don't have to put on the red light. Just say it's over, you don't have to sell your body to the night....o/`

SomeLoser wonders what street corner DM is redlighting on..

Cheesecakethulhu is finding it amusing that the new chat software is creating a completely new vernacular. Not only do people 'grem' and suffer from 'whisper pixie' attacks, they now also 'redlight' and 'greenlight'....It's amusing to watch.

[Ker] o/' ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOXxxxxxxx-annnnne you don't have to wear that dress to-night, You don't care if it is wrong or right ......o/'

DarthMichael only redlights to a select group, sorry SL, but yer not one of 'em. :o)

Amyness usually half-green/blacklights, Cheesy. *g*

Katalin looks at Amyness and falls about laughing at the song oocly.

Amyness runs over and smooooooches Ker. She just loves that woman. =)

SomeLoser goes 'feh' at DM.

Ker is SMOOCHED! She loves Amy too! ...................

Ker still isn't telling where Michael redlights ;)


Plug the dog

Amyness gahs! "My dog just farted again. Geeze! Damn... I told them to quit feeding her table scraps." She frowns and plugs her nose. Mastiff sized farts are baaaaaaad.

SomeLoser thinks the Amyness should plug something else instead...

Amyness blinks at STL, "You do it... I'm not getting that close..."

Cheesecakethulhu thinks that's not a good idea SL. If you plug the dog, it may explode.

[SomeLoser] Yeah. Cleaning up an 'sploded dog is a real bitch.

[Amyness] "Expecially when said dog is laying across 2/3's of my bed..." She nods sagely.

Amyness frowns, "She's chewing on my bra...."

[Amyness] "I'm not wearing it right now, which is a good thing...but still."

Katalin thinks a dog over 2/3 of your bed is better than a cat over all your keyboard.

Cheesecakethulhu wonders if that's the dog or the Cheesecakeness Amyness?

Amyness could be both, Cheesy. *g*

Cheesecakethulhu chews on her Amyness' bra for a while.


Gettin' down with DM

DarthMichael is RLishly getting down with his bad self, it'd be funny is some one had a camera.

[SomeLoser] Both hands on the keyboard, DM!

Cheesecakethulhu blinks at DM's realishness and giggles as her thoughts coincide with SLness'.

DarthMichael MENT SL, he was dacing and singing at the top of his lungs..:oP feh!

[SomeLoser] Sick minds...


It tastes like Amy!

SomeLoser , while Cheesy chews on Amyness' bra, chews on Amyness' panties. :D

Amyness OHS at STL and Cheesy! Double teaming her...

Amyness squeezes Cheesy's... round-y bits...

SomeLoser grins

Cheesecakethulhu purrs silently, wriggling at Amyness.

Amyness watches Cheesy wriggle in a trancelike state.


Country songs are all alike

Amyness sings a country song of her own, o/` My woman left me for another man. What's worse is that other man was my Daddy. Just yesturday my dog left me. What's worse is he left me for Lassie. I'm all alone to nurse my broken heart and screw my horse. What's worse is my horse kicked me in the woody. I'm left to nurse my broken heart with remorse, cus now I can't get me no booty... o/`

Amyness made that up herself and it is just like every other country song she's EVER heard!

SomeLoser sings another country song. o/' A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.. o/'

Ker giggles at SL. Bloodhound Gang is not Country!

Tavi 's player shoots Some Loser for singing that song.

SomeLoser get shot at! GAH!

Amyness throws many sharp things at Tavi's player for trying to hurt HER SomeTerrificLoser.

She~Wolf sings oocly, "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel"


The pyramid scheme

SomeLoser picks up the Amyness/Cheesy combo and settles them on his lap. He then leans forward and draps his arm down the Amyness front.

Amyness ohs at STL! "Cold hands!"

Cheesecakethulhu stretches her legs across her Amyness' lap and refuses to let her out to get a character. And she also joins Amyness in the throwing of sharp things at Tavi's player. SLness is a good seat, and it won't do to have holes in him.

[SomeLoser] ¬.¬ Everybody says that.

Amyness murphs at Cheesy and purrs.

Amyness snuggles her STL/ Cheesy pyramid.

SomeLoser warms his hands on the Amyness.

Amyness is warmed up on, which isn't new to her... heh. =P

[SomeLoser] STL and Cheesy, part of a balenced diet.

Cheesecakethulhu snugs on the SLAmyness Pile and just grins happily.

Amyness gets most of her alloted daily allowance from STL and Cheesy. Oh yes, she does.

Amyness thinks she is a Yankie sammich. Two wonderful pieces of Aussie bread around the Amynessmeat on the inside layered with Creme deLiress and Laneysauce. *g*

Lazarus SERIOUSLY ponders spanking Amyness for that last remark.....

Amyness ohs at Lazzie! =) Would you... please?

Lazarus snickers.....He might even be nice and get out the bunny-fur flogger Amyness....<winks>


Party invites

Amyness cooos at STL and Cheesy, "There's a party in my pants, and your'e both invited." She starts laughing. For some reason that just popped into her mind.

Cheesecakethulhu giggles silently at the Amyness and licks the Laneysauce from her neck.

Amyness shivers with plentitude...

SomeLoser takes a þ out of nowhere and starts to use it.

Amyness likes how SL uses that þ....

SomeLoser is very skillfull with the þ


Klepto Amyness

Ker is AFK a minute

Amyness steals Ker's panties while she's AFK...

DarthMichael steals Ker's panties from Amyness "MINE!"

Amyness squeaks at DM and flogs him, "NO! I stoled it unfair and square!" She steals his briefs, or boxers... or whatever he wears to make up for it!

DarthMichael wears BRIEFS! Hanging free ain't for him thanks.

Amyness runs away with the briefs!

DarthMichael gets his Briefs stolen. he thinks that's quite a trick when he's still got his pants on..

Amyness is just goooooood that way.

Amyness dives under Cheesy's tentacles with DM's briefs...

DarthMichael is good any which way as Cheesy and SL can attest too! ;o)

[SomeLoser] o.O

DarthMichael beats his head on his keyboard. Damn his fat fingers! Damn them!!

Cheesecakethulhu blinks as she's hid under.

[SomeLoser] I did not have sexual relations with that man.

SomeLoser hides under Chessy!

Amyness sguiggles under those tenticles, hiding her underpant treasure.

[DarthMichael] DarthMichael MENT TO SAY....... He notes Amyness is good any which way as Cheesy and SL can attest too! ;o)

Cheesecakethulhu watches Chessy get hid under. She giggles silently again and looks to be about to say something...But she doesn't speak, so it's really a moot point.

Amyness thinks that makes a world of difference, DM!

DarthMichael nods to Amyness, it dose indeed!

[SomeLoser] *Cheesy! GAH! >.o*

DarthMichael appertnyl gave SL his typiong afliction!

Ker blinks at Amyness! "HEY!" Bring those briefs ba.... " She blinks, reconsiders that, and grins.. "Nevermind... thanks for the favour...." She snuggles into Michael...

Amyness giggles at Ker, "I tried to steal your panties, but DM stoled 'em back."

SomeLoser woinders how he got thst typunf aff;ictiom, he did not have secual rekationd with tjat man.

Ker grins at Amy... "Tha's ok.... I noticed the breeze..."

The 7th of January, 2002... ...in the Matrix

Catch!

Soldan throws something at ODie... something soft, just to pass the boredom.

OrionDouglas gets hit with Soldan's dildo.

[OrionDouglas] I'm really sick of people throwing things I have no use for at me.

Daedolon throws a catchers mitt at OD so she can catch stuff thrown at her =)

OrionDouglas gets hit with a catchers mitt.


Meet and greet

OrionDouglas walks to the bar.

Soldan raises a leather gloved paw to Dae, still sitting on his normaly bar stool. As ODie approaches the bar, he tenses not knowing her, "Lo."

Daedolon falls over doing his normal sudden sleep trick

Daedolon wakes up and throws a kiwi at Orion cause he is bored =P

OrionDouglas gets hit with a kiwi as she looks at Soldan warily.

Daedolon slides over to Orion "Hey you're the one who did whatever to Liress are you?"

OrionDouglas looks at Daedolon strangely. "What happened to Liress?"

Soldan nods to ODie, and chuckles softly, mainly at himself, "Jus' t'ought ah'd say 'lo." He grisn at her, and turns back to his scotch.

[Daedolon] That whole weird thing that was going on remember?

OrionDouglas thinks that there is always a weird thing going on with Liress so she just keeps a blank face.

OrionDouglas moves slightly away from Soldan.

[Daedolon] You in the crystal thing with her remember

OrionDouglas looks enlightened. "OH! That." *pause* "Yeah, I helped her when she was freakin' out"

[Daedolon] I just wanted to add my thanks to the pile heh that was nuts

[Daedolon] I dunno what I would've done if you hadn't helped and Lirreka hadn't saved the day ultimatly

OrionDouglas looks confused. Men don't often thank her.

[Daedolon] Heh whats your name anyway? Don't think we've met.

[OrionDouglas] Um.. I'm OrionDouglas... and you are?

[Daedolon] Daedolon the strange and silly at your service hehe

Daedolon takes a bow as a chicken appears on his head and he swats it off "I told you not to appear there!"

OrionDouglas has a 'whoa-freaky' look on her face as she stifles a giggle.

[Daedolon] Nice ta meet ya Orion hehe *picks the chicken up* Want it?

[OrionDouglas] Um. No.

Daedolon looks at Kashy "Want the chicken to feed the little one?"

Kashshaptu looks at Daed "Sure, she'll eat it later"

Daedolon throws the chicken to Kashy in a ruffle of feathers and alot of clucking and looks at Orion "So how long you been around the places?"

Kashshaptu catches the chicken with a clawed hand and lays it next to the baby

OrionDouglas continues to looks at Daed in puzzlement. "Um.. For a little over two years"

[Daedolon] Hmm must not have gotten to meet you then!


Hate

JakeCambridge still hates this place.

OrionDouglas notes this place still hates JC as well.

JakeCambridge is glad all feelings are mutual


ElronGoldleaf - Stupid of the day

ElronGoldleaf enters this room

ElronGoldleaf a tall golden haired half-elf wearing gold red blood armour walks in and scans the crow:

Kashshaptu glances toward Elron briefly

ElronGoldleaf notices Kash's stare and his golden elven eyes glow for several moments and nods to her:

Kashshaptu nods back at Elron

ElronGoldleaf bows to her : greetings my lady..my name is Sir Elron Goldleaf of the the elven knights of mtyth drannor..and who might such a lovely woman such as you be....y

Kashshaptu stretches her wings out carefully, uncurling the one from around her baby next to her, then folds them both back tightly and puts an arm around the baby gargoyle

[ElronGoldleaf] eh..gods..a demon!...:stares at kash in horror:

Kashshaptu tilts her head at Elron and snorts

Daedolon stifles a laugh at Elron

[Kashshaptu] "You know, I could say ... Gods .. an elf ... but I'm as prejudical as you seem to be"

ElronGoldleaf his white sharp elven face whitens even furthur if that's possible: eep..i'm a forest elf..and it's not everyday i see a esuch a massive and ugly demon such as ye!

Daedolon looks at Elron "Hey Tia isnt ugly...she is terrifying get it right"

ElronGoldleaf stares coldy at daedolon and stop laughing at me boy!..i am an elven lord!

Daedolon laughs "And Im the queen of england when I put on the crown and a gown!"

OrionDouglas thinks Tia should reply, "And it's not every day I see an elf as tasty such as ye!"

Daedolon snickers

Kashshaptu grins at Elron, her maw of sharp, pointed teeth clearly visible .. then softly she speaks "First of all, I'm not a demon .. I'm a Utuk .. demons are a separate species .... Secondly, I could say you were ugly according to my standards, but I won't .. thirdly, this isn't my true form"

ElronGoldleaf stares at her wings and body in horror: eep...she frightens me...luckily i have my elven magical amulaet given to me by goddess lathanar..whhicch protects me from demons..:holds up a fine golden crafted amulet in the shape of feathers and wings with a elven eye in the middle:

[Daedolon] Hey Tia want me to get the spit and marinade?

Kashshaptu looks at Daed "If he doesn't stop insulting me, yeah'

Daedolon sticks his tongue out at Elron and for effect wraps it around his own head then snaps it back into his mouth making his head spin around about 3 times

ElronGoldleaf grips his magical elven fireblade and glares angrily at daedolon: grr..who is this queen of england..is she human nobility...i will cut your tougng out of you mouth unless ye stop these jests!

OrionDouglas backs away slightly from Dead.

Daedolon snickers

ElronGoldleaf dodges daedolons touunge:

ElronGoldleaf growls in anger:

Daedolon notes he didnt do anything at Elron...did it all to himself

Kashshaptu looks at Daed, then Elron "And you think it's fine to talk to me the way you are doing when I am nobility?"

ElronGoldleaf eyes widen in shock and horror: you..you a noble...! :laughs hard: aye..and pigs can fly too!...::rolls on the floor splitting his sides open in laughter:

Daedolon grins "Ok since you said so"

OrionDouglas helps Daed in getting the spit and marinade.

Kashshaptu snorts, then moves to crouching on the rafter beam, carefully picks up her baby and leaps off .. landing on the floor below and shifts over to her humanoid form .. her baby, still gargoyle in her arms

Daedolon drops down to the floor quickly turning into a pig with wings and flies around for a moment before snaping back to himself a little off the ground landing lightly

ElronGoldleaf laughs at daedolon: my god ..you a shapeshifting pig!

Daedolon looks at Kash "Honey mustard or cajun marinade?"

Kashshaptu places the baby on her couch and walks toward Elron

Kashshaptu quietly says "Cajun is better"

Daedolon nods and gets the marinade helping Orion with the spit

ElronGoldleaf eyes widen at kash steps closer and he quickly pulls out his elven demon slayer blade with one hand and grips his goddess amulet with the other and begisns to call forth the power of his godedesss:

Kashshaptu stops a few feet from Elron "Now peasant, apologize before I turn you into meat for my freezer"

[ElronGoldleaf] damn you demon!...i shall blast you back into the demon realm of hell!..you presense fouls the air of our prime material plane!

Kashshaptu thinks Elron needs glasses as she appears very much human right now

Daedolon sniffs and waves at Elron "Oh sorry that smell is just me...I ate a bit too much"

ElronGoldleaf finishes a chant and fires an instense cold energy drain spell blast from his swword sucking kash's demon energeis into the swordd and into his amulet:

OrionDouglas leaves Daed to the condiment duty and turns to face Elron. She respects Tia and will not stand by idly.

Kashshaptu laughs at Elron as she isn't a demon and doesn't have demon energies

[ElronGoldleaf] MY GODDESS LATHANAR GUIDE MY HAND AND GIVE ME STRENGHT TO BANISH THIS DEMON WITCH TO HELL WFROM WHERE SHE BELONGGS!!!!!!!

Daedolon hums and sets out the extras...heard elves are good with A1

ElronGoldleaf his amulet begins to glow with an incredible gold and pink aura as the hand of god interevenes to blast kash to her home realm:

OrionDouglas concentrates slightly and encases Elron's lower face in ice, silencing him.

Kashshaptu just raises her hand at any incoming blast, sending it back as it hits a shield of blackflame ...

Daedolon goes over after he gets things ready and gets ready in case he needs to help in a 'whacking' as the mob puts it ;0

ElronGoldleaf begisn to form a massive energy vortex the the demon plane behind kash:

ElronGoldleaf his body glows with massive gold energies and he grimly walks over to kash as he slowly forces her into the demon demendional gate:

Kashshaptu 's form shimmers as she leaps toward Elron ...

Daedolon WINGS a rock hard frozen kiwi at Elron's head

ElronGoldleaf laughs manically as kashs energy are absorbed by his glowing gold sheid from his amulet of the goddess lathanar:

[ElronGoldleaf] wwahah...my sheild is impenetrable..only the hand of god can shatter the power of my sheild no wussy demon!!!!!

Kashshaptu isn't absorbed .. she passes right through Elron ... grabbing at his soul as she turns to a thick black mist around his entire being ...

Daedolon 's player falls over laughing as elron actually SAYS wussy demon

ElronGoldleaf fires a heavy hellfire blast from his elven sword into kash's stomach forcing her into the demon vortex

OrionDouglas makes the ice-gag grow downwards, encasing his body and restricting his movement.

ElronGoldleaf screams as kash's attempts to grab his spirit but his goddess intervense and her icy grips grabs Kash soul instead:

Daedolon thinks Elron is missing a action of Kashy's there

Kashshaptu rolls away behind Elron .. stands and looks at her hands .. now which hold his very heart ... she laughs

ElronGoldleaf tries to slice heavily into kash's midsection with his intenley hot glowing sword:

[Kashshaptu] "Anyone want a piece of heart?"

[Daedolon] Me me!

ElronGoldleaf looks down at his missing heart and smiles as his goddess reproduces and grows another one in his chest instaantly:

Kashshaptu throws the heart to Dead .. her forms still shimmering "Wonder how long the corpse will reamin standing?"

ElronGoldleaf exits from this room

Daedolon catches the heart putting it in the marinade

Kashshaptu sighs as the elf vanishes .. "I didn't mean to kill him so soon"

OrionDouglas likes the way Elron can still move about after being encased in ice. She gotta learn how to do that herself.

Daedolon picks up the kiwi he threw that is now thawed by being near the FLAMING idiot and cuts it up putting some of the juice in the marinade

Kashshaptu shrugs and walks back to her couch, her form solidifying, then picks up her baby and sits down, cradling her

[Daedolon] Hmm how long you think is best to marinate for kashy?

Kashshaptu looks at Daed "For a little while, he looked a bit bitter to me"

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