Kids Say the Dumbest Things
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The 11th of January, 2002...

For Minnie May or Forelli?

TonyForelli walks in, a loaded 12-gauge shotgun in hand.

[SanityClause] Happyness is a warm gun.

[TonyForelli] Does anyone want to spar?

SanityClause pulls one of the rafters out and, pretending it's a bazooka, shoots TonyForelli.

TonyForelli simply lunges out of the way of the munchie, Sanity's, attack.

TonyForelli realizes Sanity's stupidity and simply moves on.

[SanityClause] What attack! I make a whoosh noise! No attack!

[SanityClause] What stupidity! You misunderstand! No stupidity!

Morganna thinks Sanity is in the Land of Make-Believe

[SanityClause] Think happy thoughts Peter Pansy!

SanityClause 's cushion should have put 'shoot AT' but no matter. I sit on him!

TonyForelli feels a deep urge to blow Sanity's brains out with his 12-gauge.


Snoppy Dance

Kristian 's here. Don't you all cheer at once.

SanityClause doth a SNOPPY DANCETH for Kristian!

Kristian blinks.. Oooookaaaay then.


Elder Dessert

Cheesecakethulhu enters this room

SanityClause doth rolleth over to the Elder Dessert.

[SanityClause] o/' Flay me to the moon... o/'

SanityClause doth poketh her Cheesy goodness, for she appeareth to laggethfiying.

Cheesecakethulhu is working...thus busy...

[SanityClause] ARRRRGGH >strange chocking noise< !!!

Cheesecakethulhu picks up SanityClause and licks him.

SanityClause tastes like week old KY Jelly.

Jimmy thinks, in passing, that he can come up with even grosser and much more poetic images than Sanity, but he thinks it would be......Bad Art.

[SanityClause] Sing a song of six packs, a pocket full of grass, you can take your mindless thought, and shove it up your arse!

Cheesecakethulhu seasons SanityClause with some salt, pepper, garlic and rosemary. Yummerlicious.

SanityClause 's cushion has some taste, after all. I sit on him.

[SanityClause whispers to Cheesecakethulhu] (( I've just flown home from Melbourne, and boy is this joke tired! ))

[SanityClause] Silly rabbit. Kicking kids is a trix!

Cheesecakethulhu slips Sanity into her magical thulhupocket(pat pend.) and shoves some soap in his mouth.

SanityClause blows Bubbles.

Cheesecakethulhu wonders if Sanity can blow bubbles through his ears? Then he'll be impressed.

Cheesecakethulhu blinks. Then he'll be impressed? Then SHE'LL be impressed.

SanityClause doth clapeth. Then we'll all be impressed together! Us jam!

...

[SomeLoser] The Elder Dessert motto: "NOBODY doesn't like Sara Lee. Or else."


Just Jimmy it a little

Jimmy looks at Morganna. He hopes to catch her eye.

SanityClause hands Jimmy a catchers mitt.

Morganna throws a staight jacket at SC :)

Morganna looks over at Jimmy...

Jimmy looks back at Morganna. Ships in the night.

Cheesecakethulhu blows a foghorn right behind Jimmy.

Morganna rolls her eyes. Why is it, when you WNAT to see someone, the never show up, but when you don't want to, they're ALWAYS there.....

Morganna meant WANT, and jumps at the foghorn. "Heyyy!"

SanityClause thinks Morganna should ask the gurus.

Cheesecakethulhu throws the foghorn over her shoulder and does the wide eyed animé innocent thing, pointing at Jimmy.

[SanityClause] The gurus love you.

[SanityClause] They like you very much.

Morganna bleahs. That'd be too easy, SC.

[SanityClause] Jimmy FARTED!

Cheesecakethulhu giggles silently.

Morganna chuckles a bit at Cheesey.

Morganna falls off her window seat, laughing..

SanityClause 's cushion loves the timeless appeal of the fart joke. I sit on him.

Jimmy grins wryly.

Cheesecakethulhu pops a party hat on SC's head.

SanityClause is now a conehead. Perfect for partys!

Morganna wipes her eys, as she stands back up. "Damnit... "

Jimmy wishes he WERE inclined to fart like a middle schooler. Sanity needs to be gassed.

Jimmy decides he will anyway. He steps away from Morganna and walks toward Sanity.

Jimmy gathers himself, then launches a cheek-flapper of a fart.

Belle glances at Jimmy in disgust.

SanityClause doth convertifiy the party hat into a handy plug.

[Jimmy] It ripples and blappers, growing in volume as time passes, and achieveing a sharpness and power of tone that commandeth great respect.

Kristian could always off Jimmy.. What do you say, audience?

[Jimmy] It passeth human understanding. It waxeth to climax, marked by three sharp rips, then declineth with a sound like the fading exhaust of an f-116 departing from a carrier deck.

Jimmy , having done to Sanity what he chose to do, retakes his dignity and returns to the bar. He slams one elbow down, rests his chin on the raised hand, and contemplates the passage of time.


Rememberance of names past

Morganna looks at Cheesey, Jimmy reminds her player of someone and she can't remember his name.... HELP HER!

Cheesecakethulhu can't even remember her own bloody name, and you expect her to remember who Jimmy reminds you of? Gawd you've got more faith in her than she does.


Humour's in the dog house

DogStar enters this room

SanityClause looks at DogStar. "Now surely this is a Sirrius moment!"

DogStar nods at SanityClause. "Couldn't be more Sirius. It's almost amazing, how intelligent and Cerebus this moment of Snoopyng is."


3vilhasmanyguises : part 1

GaidonLoren walks in and looks about quietly making his way to his chair and taking a seat after stopping at the Bar and grabbing a mug of Tea

[SanityClause] TEA! RUN AWAY!


Spot the toad

Plop waddles in and up to Lothars couch with a mischievious snicker.....she has a toad in her mouth..which she lovingly places between the cushions of Lothars couch with a snicker

Plop smiles wickedly, thinking how fun it will be when lothar pulls a toad out from between the couch cushions

Plop is a baaaaaaaad platypus

[Cheesecakethulhu whispers to SanityClause] *rolls eyes metaphorically* And there goes the tone of the room.

Jimmy KNOWS Plop is a baaaaaad platypus. He has observed that if she isn't in bed by 10:30 she goes home.

Plop put a slimey anphibius critter on Lothars couch!

Plop is bored......yeah.....bored....very bored......oooooooookies...

SanityClause changes Plop's toad for a Cane Toad. So Lothar has something to lick.

[SanityClause whispers to Cheesecakethulhu] Me tonedef!

[Cheesecakethulhu whispers to SanityClause] Yeah, but you're not retard deaf. Unless you've found some way to make the /ignore work.


Call it in the air

Jimmy contemplates calling it a night.

Cheesecakethulhu would tend to call it more afternoon Jimmy. It's not yet sundown...

SanityClause calls it Alexander and shoves a now-brownish party hat down it throat.


tonyspotting

Plop 's player wonders which one of these people is Tony.....he is obviously a man of many faces

Plop 's player personally thinks tony would look better in spandex, but thats just her opinion

Cheesecakethulhu would think the obvious way to find Tony if he were in here would be to look for whoever Beth's character is doing her thing with. But then that's just her. She's known to be nuts.

SanityClause thinks Tony would look good slowly roasting in his own juices. But he doesn't think that out loud.

Grisna yoinks Cheesey's "to be" and replaces them with "as"...Cheesey is now know as nuts :)

[SanityClause] Hello nuts.

Plop 's player notes to the highly fattening but very yummy dessert, that that would work, except Tony 's charecter isnt responding to anything Beth is doing

DogStar thinks that Plop just has to look harder, than Cheesie is still a woman with a high Wis, medium Int, and lower than average Cha, and that he has more juices than most to be roasted in. He? OOPS. :: grin ::

[Grisna] Chest Nuts roasting on an open fire....Jack Frost Licking at your toes!! Yule be singing by an emerald spire, and toads dressed up like Pinnochios!!

[SanityClause] Chester's Nuts roasting over an open fire...

Grisna belches at Sanity's song...


Lothar's couch

HarmlessIntrusion enters this room

[HarmlessIntrusion] Agawagga sloth tookybin gewathny.

Shezerai enters this room

[HarmlessIntrusion] Flarp!!neggy.

[SomeLoser] `: adjusts the reality-hold on HarmlessIntrusion.

HarmlessIntrusion exits from this room

SomeLoser removes the wayward : and throws it at Shezerai.

Shezerai tail waves back to Cami, slinking across the room, getting a snack of : on the way. Hopping up onto Lothars couch to shed all over it

SomeLoser warns Shezerai not to eat the cane toad between the cushions.

Axis thinks Shezerai should be more worried about the Lothar Cooties.

Grisna 's counterpart giggles and pulls a pair of Laney's underwear from her back pocket, filling it with catnip, and tosses it to Shez...

Shezerai knows better then to eat anthing thats on Lothars couch SL

Cami won't even sit on or go near Lothar's couch. She's allergic. =P

SomeLoser waps Grisna for wasting good Laney underware. It's becomeing rare, you know.

Grisna noddles to SL, "Too true...considering she didn't wear it much, but this is the same pair of undies that was in DW's backpack..." She winks, "Besides..I've got my own stash.."

Shezerai stuffs the LaneyWear down the cushions of Lothars couch, potential blackmail article


Sleeping Rusty

SomeLoser waits for the Sleeping Rusty to awaken.

Grisna notes to SL ya can always wake Rusty by peeing on their head :)

Shezerai paws at Lothars couch to build up a nice static charge to get Rusty with when he enters...or someother poor soul

SomeLoser doesn't want to do that! We're not at that stage in the relationship!

Grisna LMAO @ SL...

DogStar chuckles at SL.


Quote of the day

[SomeLoser] "If you can't go on reputation alone, there's nothing like the wear of a tasteful-yet-understated eyepatch to say, "I may really like cherries, but I'm still a manly piece of ass." - TMOL

SomeLoser notes the above quote is from http://truemeaningoflife.com/wisdom.php?topid=23713&responses=2

[SomeLoser] Note to self: Fix above link.

3vilhasmanyguises : part 2

Sebine sips her tea, tempted to throw it over SL

[SomeLoser] No! Not the Tea! NOT THE TEA!


How (not) to get a date

Grisna falls over, giggling insanely at SL..

SomeLoser likes it when you do that, Grisna.

Grisna wiggles her eyebrows at SL, "Glad to oblige.."

SomeLoser was actualy wanting a "Why?" reply. Oh well.

Grisna gives SL a "Why?" then...she puts extra grease on the ? for ya...

[SomeLoser] Because it means the drugs are wor..NEVERMIND!


Grisna and Mika

Mika yawns fangily, and stretches.

Grisna is really turned on by that, Mika ;) :P

Mika is a wolf Grissy ;)

Grisna knows, Mika..she's still turned on ;) :P


Busy door

Mika exits from this room

MoonFox exits from this room

Jerl enters this room

DogStar exits from this room

Jerl exits from this room

EthanStarr enters this room

EthanStarr exits from this room

Autumny enters this room

Autumny exits from this room

ACaseofFloatingClap enters this room

*Glitter*GirlieJenna enters this room

SomeLoser watches the busy door.

DarkEssence enters this room

ACaseofFloatingClap exits from this room

DarkEssence exits from this room

Mathiew enters this room

[Mathiew] Hello? Anyone home?

[SomeLoser] No.


Support your addiction

Robert wanders in, why? 'cause this place is cheaper than a crack addiction.


> Insert Theme from Jaws <

DeathGlow lurks ominously.

SomeLoser lurks non-threatenly.

DeathGlow lurks with more ooomph!


Nekkidthulhu

CheckerBlackheart gets up off the floor and picks up his hat...

Cheesecakethulhu steals Check's hat.

CheckerBlackheart sighs as another hat is stolen...

Mathiew offers to steal Checker's shoes if that'll make any difference?

Cheesecakethulhu only does it because she loves you Check ;)

Mathiew thinks Cheesecake loves what Check's wearing more than Check himself.

Cheesecakethulhu only does it because she likes to dance nekkid wearing naught but Check's hat.

Mathiew nods to Cheesecake... "... Prove it!"

CheckerBlackheart feels so USED!!!

Cheesecakethulhu won't sit nekkidly in Check's lap if he doesn't want it.

DeathGlow could balefully watch Ccth sit nekkidly anywhere for any reason. But so what?

[SomeLoser] Pick Me! Pick Me!

CheckerBlackheart quickly sits on a chair, so that Cheesy can sit on his lap...

Mathiew picks on SomeLoser... calling him names and stuff like that.

Cheesecakethulhu looks between Check or SLness. SLness or Check.....Who offers the best lappage?

SomeLoser is 6'2". Long legs.

CheckerBlackheart gives her that cute Cowboy smirk....

CheckerBlackheart winks to her and pats his lap..

[Mathiew] Sit on both of their laps, Cheesecake!

SomeLoser sits back, exposing his lappage.

Cheesecakethulhu rearranges the world as she sees it so she can sprawl across SLness and Check's laps. Nekkidthulhu-with-a-hat-on....The perfect gift for your family!

[SomeLoser] Ooo!

CheckerBlackheart chuckles and gives her a kiss on her Nekkidthulhu cheek...

SomeLoser kisses the other cheek.

Cheesecakethulhu wonders which cheek is closer to Check's lap....Then she decides she doesn't care. It's all good ^.^

CheckerBlackheart feels pretty damn lucky...

Cheesecakethulhu stretches and wriggles a little, yawning silently.

CheckerBlackheart scoots closer to SL to make it easier on Cheesy..

Cheesecakethulhu reaches up and bats lazily at Check's nose with her fingertips, his hat falling crooked over her brow.

SomeLoser grrs at Checker.

CheckerBlackheart scrunches his nose and chuckles..

LurkingCamera enters this room

Cheesecakethulhu snickers silently and wriggles a little more.

CheckerBlackheart has ta go....Pouts...

Mathiew grabs the Lurking Camera and takes snapshots of Cheesecake, SL and Checkers.

CheckerBlackheart gently places Cheesy on SL's lap, lets her keep the hat and struts out..

SomeLoser hugs his bit of Cheesy and smiles for the camera.

Cheesecakethulhu pouts at Check. Then she realises she's in SLness' lap wholly now and just grins, wriggling a little to get comfier.

LurkingCamera gets grabbed. Somehow, that brings dirty thoughts to mind.

CheckerBlackheart exits from this room

SomeLoser gets a Elder Dessert to himself!

SomeLoser doth snugglefy with Cheesy.

Cheesecakethulhu turns around and wriggles a bit more, snickerling.

Mathiew thinks Cheesecake should bounce to fluff up SL's lap for extra comfort...

SomeLoser gets a nekkid Cheesy swivling in his lappage!

Cheesecakethulhu smooches on SLness to make up for the lack of Amyness.

Cheesecakethulhu tickles the SLness until he wriggles into a more socially acceptable position.

SomeLoser pouts. he don't wanna be socially acceptable.

Kuga magics in a beach ball and hits it in a random direction.

Cheesecakethulhu devours the beach ball. Or she just tries to spike it...with a spike.

SomeLoser watches Spike get impaled through a beach ball.


GNAW %001

WangBlackheart enters this room

Cheesecakethulhu snickers silently. Hehe...gnaW.

WangBlackheart walks back in.

[SomeLoser] Never gnaW on the Wang.

Mika snickers at SL "I gnaWed on the Wang :) "


No Pants Zone

Cheesecakethulhu decides SLness' pants would look nice on the floor.

SomeLoser is wearing shorts, but they would look good too!

Cheesecakethulhu uses the word 'pants' to mean anything that covers yer 'nads SLness...

[SomeLoser] Ooo!

Cheesecakethulhu snuggles into SLness' lap, putting her hat on his head.

[SomeLoser] Eep!


Nekkidthulhu pouncehugs

Lirreka enters this room

Cheesecakethulhu wriggles her fingers to Lirr. Then she pouncehugs Lirr's player because she's nice like that.

SomeLoser notes that Cheesy is doing nekkidthulhu pouncehugs. Feel special.


Cheesy vs Pose

Cheesecakethulhu strikes a pose. The pose gets huffy and strikes her back, slapping her bitchazz down. Ccthulhu cries.

SomeLoser springs to his feet and attacks the pose!

[SomeLoser] Have at thee, foul pose!

Cheesecakethulhu goes all starry-eyed as SLness leaps to her rescue.


Bad nad day

Lirreka pauses to skin and detestical a randomly placed male NPC..

Someloser winces and crosses his legs.
OrionDouglas holds a score card. It reads '9.8'.
SanityClause watches the replay in slow motion and eats some popkorn with some limp bizkits.

SomeLoser reads Lirr's post twice to make sure she said 'N'PC.


The perfect gift

Lirreka considers getting the Cheese-being a high velocity, multi-fire, large calibre rubberband gun for her birthday.

Cheesecakethulhu would worship you forever Lirreka. You could be the first Matron on your block to have an unspeakable creamy evil in your service.

[SomeLoser] mmmmmmm... unspeakably creamy.


Klepto Lirreka

Lirreka steals Cheesie's rhythmn.. :)

Cheesecakethulhu 's rhythm is stolen. She tumbles arse-over-tit in a tangle of tentacles and nekkidthulhu.

Lirreka sells Cheesie's rhythm on ebay..

Cheesecakethulhu is still trying to extricate herself from the knot of tentacles.

Lirreka collects her price, stiffs the buyer and hides the rhythm in a secret place.

SomeLoser picks up Cheesy and helps her get unknotted.

SelenaBlackheart watches the room with a bored look on her face

SomeLoser taps the bar. "You think you have problems Selena? This place is bored stiff!"

Lirreka steals Selena's bored look and gives it to Cheesie... She's gone klepto!! Egads!

Cheesecakethulhu gets the bored look as she's unknotted. She looks somewhat confused and just sticks it somewhere.

Cheesecakethulhu bootydances then meanders out, the brand of House Ebonclaw tattooed on her booty, alongside a tattoo that reads I'm the Matron's Bitch.

Later the same day

Heinrick's device

Heinrick emerges from his lab under the Main Hall.

Heinrick slides the trapdoor closed again and sits on the couch that is securely bolted to it.

Heinrick hasn't noticed DogStar yet, he's too busy frobbing some device.

DogStar sneaks up on Hind-Lick.

Heinrick gets a shock from the device in his hand. "Piece of crap! Why won't you contract?"

DogStar doesn't think it's his fault. If Heinrick wants to think he's a abomination, well, amen. He'll BE a abomination. He's had good training from Aunt She-Wolf.

DogStar leaps up behind Hind-Lick and covers him in spare shedded dog fur. "HEINRICK!"

Heinrick thinks animals should walk on four legs and just stick to their appropriate noises. Beagles don't say "Hello" where he is from.

Heinrick jumps up and falls straight down again, in a crumpled heap. The device he was fiddling with bounces away. "GAH!"

DogStar collects Heinrick's device, then offers it out to him. "Whatcha workin' on Einstein?"

Heinrick shirks away. "Nothing!" he squeeks.

DogStar looks at the gadget.

Heinrick cringes

DogStar looks for the button. There's GOTTA be a button on the thingie.

DogStar finds the button on the whatsit, points the pointy end at Heinrick, and presses the button. The general effect should be somewhere along the lines of a Wand of Wonder, in other words, I Wonder What Will Come Out.

Heinrick notes that the most likley effect is that the holder gets an electric shock. That's all he's been getting. Then again, he's too busy cowering to notice.

DogStar YIPES, then drops the device, looking like a large, walking, talking frazzled fur dustmop. "Medic?"

Heinrick yelps as DogStar lets out a yell. 'This is it,' he thinks, 'no more lab time for me.'

DogStar staggers a minute, then shakes his head. "Owwww..... hey, Heinrick, you know you shouldn't bring your toys out for the rest of the kiddies to play with unless they're safe, you know?"

Heinrick uncowers. "Toys? Toyz? Zese are not mere toyz, foul demon, but devices of zience!"


Shut your Von Trapp

Kuga is reminded of The Sound of Music.

Heinrick 's player pictures a lush green hill. Music playing in the background. A female figure walks up the hill, skipping gayly. She open her mouth and begins to sing: "The hills are alive with the sound of.." >RAPID AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE<

UrielMorse 's player will Pay to see that movie Heinrick's Player.

[Heinrick] (( Yes. I'm thinking of calling it 'The Sound of Rapid Automatic Gunfire: the Shut your Von Trapp story. ))


PlayGhost

Cami grins widely, pulling out an old -magazine- from her backback.

Mysti smiles softly and watches Cami..

Pardeau frowns at Cami and her magazine. "Now, do not start!."

Cami stagewhispers to Mysti: "Lookie here, goddess. It's a PlayGhost magazine..." Then she fakes a gasp.

Mysti blinks "PlayGhost"... then fakes her own gasp. "My goodness.."

[Heinrick] (( Ooo. PlayGhost magazine. you read it for the ectoplasm! ))

Pardeau rubs a hand across his face. "Cami!"

Cami delicately flips a few pages until she reaches the centerfold... "My, my... would you look'it that...Mm, mm..."

[Cami] ((Twice the scare, actually. *snickers*))

Mysti giggles at Pardeau and wonders idly how a ghost can actually rub his face with his hand.

Heinrick oocly looks over Cami's shoulder. "You can see right through her..."

Mysti LOL at Cami "Indeed!!"

Mysti tilts her head slightly and turns the magazine "Her?!?! I thought it was a HIM!"

Miashia wonders how Pardeau can actully rub his...never mind =P

Asarnil thinks Heinrick needs to clean his goggles

Cami looks over at the oocly-looking Heinrick "Actually, you can see right through and all throughout him..." *GRINS*

Heinrick oocly tilts his head the other way. "Yes. I see what you mean."

Pardeau notes his body actually feel solid to him as it is just a projection of his body from another plane.

Mysti nods "Yep, yep... it's him alright."

Pardeau afks

Cami thinks she just scared Big Bro away... *pouts*

Pardeau pokes his head back in just long enough to poke his tongue at at Lil sis and Mystress for looking at magazines they shouldn't be reading!

Mysti grins at Pardeau and shakes her head "Adults can do that, aye..."

Cami chuckles at Big Bro "That won't stop me from getting monthly subscriptions, brother."

Pardeau mock frowns at Mysti. "Yes Adults can. But you two.... *Pardeau then flits off for a bit*

Cami waves Rina over to the "PlayGhost Viewing Area".

Rina shrugs and heads over...

Mysti *pouts* at Pardeau as he flits off again, "I'm an Adult..."

Cami thinks twice and holds up a hand instead "No stop right there Rina. Don't come near us." *G*

Rina aws, "Why not?"

Cami grins at Rina "There's a minimum age requirement. How old are ya?"

Mysti laughs at Cami

[Rina] Depends, um 26 on Mercury?

Cami raises a brow at Rina, then makes a few mental calculations "Hmm... Let's see...Nup. Not old enough. Sorry, Rina..."

Mysti pulls the magazine up to her chest "Oh boy!! What I would give for a guy like that!!!" a dreamy expression crosses her face.

Rina drats, "I had to run across a smart adult."

Cami blinks as the magazine slips off her hands and into Mysti's chest "Yoiks!"

SomeLoser looks at the magazine. "What, a guy who blends in well with the background?"

Mysti glances at Cami, then breaks into laughter "Oops! Sorry..." shyly hands the magazine back. "Got abit carried away there."

Cami chuckles at Mysti too "And I've seen that particular subscription several times as well, goddess!"

Mysti grins at Cami "Ahh, I see... no wonder the edges of the pages are so worn.."

Mysti doesn't seem to notice Rina, and deliberately enjoys her time with Cami, and this wonderous magazine.

Rina bahs and tries to use an insight spell on Mysti anyway so she can see what Mysti sees.

Mysti laughs at Rina "Do I know you?"

[Mysti] "Better yet.... do you know me?"

Rina shakes her head, "Do I know you?"

Cami looks at Rina and Mysti "You know me both so don't do anything funny to each other alright?"

[Rina] I wasn't gonna do anything bad, yet.

Mysti laughs "Bad!? To the Goddess of Magic?"

[Mysti] "I doubt that, besides... I'm not bad."

[Mysti] "Well.... not really."

Mysti grins at /wh and stands corrected "'A' Goddess of Magic and Alchemy."

Cami decides not to interfere further just to see how this would work out between a goddess and an ultra-smart kid.

Mysti giggles delightedly and returns to the magazine.

Rina is busy plotting against Mysti's resistance to magic.

Mysti grins at Rina "Be a good girl, and I just might give you a hint of what's in this magazine."

Mysti snuggles Cami s'more and flips the page. "Oh my gods!!!" *gasps*

Rina nods and thinks, "I know what's in it, I just want to see what's in that issue."

Rina chuckles evily.

Mysti tilts her head slightly and frowns "How in the world can they do that?" turns the book around

[SomeLoser] Please tell me that's a tendril.

Pardeau pops his head back in and urges people to stop reading that filth and states that no-one needs to know what's in there. *mock glare*

[Mysti] "I've never seen a tendril do that.."

Del isn't READIN....no sir she's just LOOKING

[SomeLoser] Yeah! Why read that when we have our own see-through stud muffin right here!

Rina sits down in front of Mysti and grins at her.

Mysti glares at Pardeau "Filth? But, but... " looks back at the piccie in the magazine, then back at Pardeau "It looks alot like you, luvy."

Cami doesn't know where to start... O.o

Mysti grins at Rina "Yes?"

Asarnil suggests around about the middle Cami

Rina continues grining and shakes her head, looking past Mysti...

Del LOOKS from the piccie to Pardeau...blinks at the smilarities

Cami hides herself with a piece of Mysti's robe/cloak/whatever.

Mysti looks at Del, then Pardeau, then back at the magazine, then back at Del "It sure does, doesn't it?" holds the magazine up to Del.

Mysti casts 'Mirror' on herself.

[Pardeau] AHEM!!

Freak oooh's as he sees himself

SomeLoser wonders what Pardeau did with himself in his youth...

Rina looks past Del, wondering alittle why Mysti would cast stuff on herself at random?

Del eyes grows all roundish."OOooo......"

Mysti *BLUSHES* and grins at Pardeau.

Freak messes his hair up a little more, as if it were possible to do so and grins more,,,"That's better."

[Mysti] ((Mirror is not a reflection as such, but rather a spell that will reflect back any spell that is cast upon the one it's protecting, even some non-spell things as well.))

Rina knows what the spell does, just isn't sure why she casted it.

Freak is insane....he still does what he did:)

Cami hasta go peoples! Dinner calls. *gringringrin* "Can you take care of the mag for me, Mysti goddess? It's a special edition." *G*

Mysti laughs

Rina looks at Par, then back past Del, shrugs, "I guess..."

Pardeau will not elaborate on his past not does he condone the actions of those that wish to publish certain picture, that may or may not be of himself.

Mysti nods to Cami "Sure will, but I hate to see you go." *HUGSHUGSHUGSHUGS*

Del nods to Cami, her eyes glued to the piccies

Cami feels so loved.... *dreamy sigh* "Bye all!"

Pardeau waves to Lil sis. "Farewell young one. You know I'll forgive you for that magazine. But just barely!" *smiles*

Mysti quickly rolls up the magazine and tucks it away for safe keeping, then idly siddles up to Pardeau "Hi there."

Pardeau gasps and blushes. "Wha...I...y....my...."

i thought i deserved a little more
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