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Who knows what dark secects lie in the hearts of men? (apart from the moderators, who see all)

The 15th of January, 2002...

AxlLee dashes in to POUNCE Pratz.

Pratz catches Axl in midair and makes sweet, passionate, unrestrained, I-even-took-my-pants-off-for-it love. Nah, not really. But his pants did fall around his ankles.

AxlLee sniggers and looks down. "Uh, Pratz?"

[Pratz] "I know, I know. Whenever I get a hot chick in my arms my pants fall off. It's a blessing, ain't it?"

Mathiew waves to OD.

OrionDouglas ignores Mathiew, she's looking for Vodka!

Mathiew curses OD with the curse of never finding vodka?

OrionDouglas finds her vodka and thus proves that Mathiew can't curse for shit.

Mathiew curses OD with a poke then.

OrionDouglas summons a large glob of cold water and hurls it at Mathiew.

Mathiew dodges the water.

Mathiew bleahs at OD. :oÞ

Mathiew makes rude gestures at OD.

Mathiew oddly sees himself as a pigmy dancing around OD... *shrugs*

OrionDouglas plucks the spear out of PigmyMat's hand and uses it as a toothpick.

SanityClause enters this room

Mathiew does like a scene in Willow and uses a pigmy sized bow to shoot toothpicks at OD's nose.

Heinrick enters this room

SanityClause doth rolleth in and doth lookify at Mathiew.

Heinrick emerges from his basement lab, strange device in hand. He looks at Mathiew.

Mathiew is lookified! Di-no-MITE!

OrionDouglas lights Mathiew's fuse and runs for cover.

Mathiew gets lit up! Coolies!

Mathiew sneaks over to OD's hiding spot... and throws confetti into the air. "Bang!"

SanityClause doth rolleth over and welds a ChaosBoom! grenade to Mathiew.

[Mathiew] AH!

OrionDouglas burns up all the confetti as it settles in Mathiew's hair.

Mathiew throws it back at SC.

Mathiew 's head is on fire too. "Mm.... I smell bacon..."

SanityClause catches the ChaosBoom! grenade in his mouth and swallows it.

Mathiew hands SC a glass of gasoline to help wash it down.

[SanityClause] >!mooB<

[SanityClause] That-sa spicy meat-a-ball!

SanityClause doth vomitify a stream of cold water at Mathiew.

Mathiew ewws and holds up a splash guard at the vomit.

Mathiew pokes Orion again.

Heinrick assembles the device do that it looks vaguely gun shaped. A gun that's attached to two large cyliders on his back.

OrionDouglas fires a cold water balloon at Mathiew.

Mathiew is splashed by OD and turns into a bunny. *blink blinks*

SanityClause doth rollth over to BunnyMat. "Hello Lunch."

[Mathiew] bunny-form: *blinks more*

[Mathiew] bunny-form: *bats at the dark aura swirling around him*

Heinrick quickly changes the tanks from water to BBQ sauce.

[SanityClause] Batty Bunny! (or is it Bunny Bat?)

[SanityClause] Bunny Bat!

Mathiew gets possessed by DarkEssence.

Mathiew exits from this room

SanityClause pulls a BunnyBat! out of his throat.

DarkEssence enters this room

SanityClause pouts. An expression which breaks a few nearby mirrors. He swallows the BunnyBat! again.

DarkEssence looks at himself... an all black jackrabbit with glowing red eyes. "Okay... now this is wrong..."

Heinrick fires some BBQ sauce at DE.

DarkEssence blinks at Heinrick and sidesteps the BBQ sauce.

[Heinrick] Oh! I'm sorry! I mistook you for some other rabbit!

Heinrick dismantles his sniper-rifle/condiment-launcher away and retires to his lab.

[Pratz] "Hey, Axl, need a 11th kid?" Pratz looks adorable. "I don't eat much!"

[AxlLee] Sure. I could always use another. *Grins*

Pratz wonders if that counts as a official adoption, and if so, who his brothers and sisters are, so he knows who not to kill/hit on now.

AxlLee will let you figger that out for yourself, Pratz. *G*

Pratz thinks it's your fault then if he massacres a brother in warm blood. He's never been cold blooded.

[OrionDouglas] Pretend you're an EbonClaw, Pratz. That way, who not to kill/hit on isn't a problem.

OrionDouglas is going to hell for that remark.

Ker hands ODie her official ticket to hell from Lirreka ;)

Xena enters this room

Xena enters the room on her horse Argo

OrionDouglas points and RUN AWAYs from Xena.

AxlLee looks at Xena and restrains a snicker.

[Ker] Xena, Warrior Princess! *looks at Michael* did I ever tell you about the bikini I tried on for kicks once, that made me feel like Xena?

Pratz thinks if he hears one Amazon Warrior scream he's going to shove that hand and a half sword up Xena's fit and firm ass.

[Xena] AxlLee you would want to watch your back

[AxlLee] Xena, shove a sock in it.

[Xena] shut your own trap you witch

[AxlLee] Or? *Grins.* Come on, Miss I wanna be like Axl. *Smirks*

[AxlLee] Whyn't you come make me? *Enacts Celerity.*

[Xena] want to make a bet

[AxlLee] Yeah. I bet you ain't got the hair on your @ss to make me shut up.

[OrionDouglas] (( All annoying/ready-made char's look the same after a while. ))

AxlLee wonders if she's a ready-made Char?

[Xena] /she grabs her charkrum and throws it at her

OrionDouglas defines ready-made Char's as char's taken from popular culture. Xena, Link, LaraCroft, ect...

AxlLee smirks and bats it out of the air with her sword. "NEXT! The game's afoot!"

Pratz notes it's chakrum, not charkrum. Anything to insult Xena!

[Pratz] And it's really not even chakrum, that's a corrupted spelling, it's chakram.

Xena draws her sword and starts to attack AxlLee

SanityClause doth rollth in and regurgitates his BunnyBat!

Pratz raises his Weapon Arm and fires a blob of hot plasma at Xena. It should drop her in her tracks.

Cheesecakethulhu scoops Sanity up and shuffles him into her pocket.

AxlLee sighs and sends a leg sweep at Xena, before shifting to Sokto.

SanityClause grasps the BunnyBat! with spindly arms and grins unnervingly. "Batter up!"

Pardeau grimaces seeing Cake with a Sanity Clause. "Scary!"

Xena moves to the side " missed"

SanityClause gets pocketed instead.

[SanityClause] It that good or bad?

Xena exits from this room

[AxlLee] Stopped you, didn't it, twitball?

[AxlLee] Thought soi.

[AxlLee] NOOOOOOO!

Aimee shifts Fuzzy in her arms, rumbling softly to the stirring bundle of bear fluff...

[HaplessVictim.] Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear..

[Jasmine] Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

[AxlLee] Fuzzy Wzzy shouldn't have played with the razors...

[SanityClause] Fuzzy Wuzzy was the nakid sex-pet of the high priestess of Syzygy, Bob.

Cheesecakethulhu ponders actually speaking and sending every living creature here out of their mind. But then she realises it would be a pointless exercise, given not a person would actually roll their sanity and just trot out that they weren't affected.

Aimee would roll it, Cheesey, but, damnit, she'd be mighty upset.

Gaelyn turns to Robyn his bushy brow furrowing as if trying to place something... Then looks back at Aimee "Aye ye can who be that?" He points in Robyn's direction.

Pardeau notes it's already too late for him Cake. But it could be an interesting result.

( SanityClause rolls 1d2 => 1 )

Gaelyn would roll it too but a) doesn't know how, and b) doesnt' thing an insane Gaelyn would be aparticuarly good thing for the safety of the 'thuluhu clan :)

[SanityClause] It that good or bad?

Aimee would need to know what her sanity was first, too ;)

Cheesecakethulhu pets Sanity on the head. She loves him regardless.

Robyn looks over to Gaelyn as if sensing the gaze " Can I help you?"#

[Robyn] only without the #

SanityClause takes the wayward # and makes #browns.

Robyn nods to SC " Thank you, I really didn't like that #"

AxlLee finds another # and makes #cake...

AxlLee offers some #cake to SC.

SanityClause goes to a #-

Cheesecakethulhu steals one of Sanity's #Browns

AxlLee offers Ccthulhu a piece of #cake, too.

Cheesecakethulhu never eats cake. It's tantamount to a human eating simian brains. A delicacy in some cultures, but generally shunned due to the genetic similarities.

Cheesecakethulhu throws a beany bear at Pardy.

SanityClause grinds his teeth together.

Cheesecakethulhu peers at Sanity.

Pardeau blinks as a beany bear (?) passes through his form. He looks about for the culprit, frowning.

SanityClause grinds Pardy's teeth together, then. Sheesh!

Cheesecakethulhu poses innocently upon her sofa. Innocently and wearing naught but a hat.

Pardeau notes ....and a pocket.

SanityClause wonders where in heck this 'pocket' he's supposed to be in is located, then.

Cheesecakethulhu never said the pocket was on her body...

Pardeau thinks the hat warrants further investigation.

Cheesecakethulhu just said she had a pocket. Now it's well known that her couchoggoth contains many places for storing things. Just ask bottle.

Pardeau mock frowns at Cake noticing the too innocent look.

Cheesecakethulhu 's hat is on her head. She's a nekkidthulhufuckit!

Daedolon pokes Cheesie

[SanityClause] A nekkidthulhufuckithulhu?

[SanityClause] Mabey later.

Cheesecakethulhu gets poked. She yelps silently and wriggles away from the poker.

Pardeau helps his player stop laughing.

Daedolon moves to poke again but his player grabs him and throws him out the door "I'm tired no more poking the umm...the...whatever it is"

[SanityClause] As soon as I figger out what I'm supposed to be nekkidthulhufuckithulhuing with.

Cheesecakethulhu climbs to her feet, tucking Sanity under her arm. For those who're concerned, she has a tattoo reading "I'm The Matron's Bitch" on her backside.

SanityClause is envyous. He doesn't have a backside to tattoo.

Pardeau hurrumphs as he had just finished stoppingh his player from laughing and he has started again!

The 16th of January, 2002...

Shezerai glances over at Rochelle from amist the pile of clothes, imagining whistfully 7 herbs and spices ummmmmm

Rochelle glances over Shezerai, imagining whistfully Shezerai picking another meal target. o.o;

Shezerai 's whistfull thoughts smother Rochelle in bbq sauce

Rochelle 's whistfull thoughts run for the hills.

OrionDouglas 's wistfull thoughts smother Rochelle in Laneysauce.

Rochelle 's wistfull thoughts do the same to Orion. ^.~

Shezerai 's wistfull thoughts turn Rochelle's running into self tenderizing

Rochelle 's wistfull thoughts are fighting a losing battle with Shez's.

Gloria 's wistfull thoughts smother the room in Whipped Cream.

OrionDouglas 's wistfull thoughts drop a large stone cage over Shezerai's.

Rochelle 's wistfull thoughts are saved! They glomp on Orion, sighing "My Heroine"... then get doused in whipped cream. O.o

Shezerai 's wistfull thoughts have Rochell BATHED and then tenderized with marinated Laneysauce and Shantys pattented BBQ sauce with a garnish of Rusty fingers =P

OrionDouglas wistfull thoughts wash the WC away.

Rochelle 's wistful thoughts are bathed? Meep. ^.^;

Shezerai 's wistufll thoughts get scattered by the appearance of a large stone cage

OrionDouglas ' wistfull thoughts think 'tounge bath?'

Gloria 's wistful thoughts turn the perfume machine on everybody.

Rochelle 's wistfull thoughts cough and struggle to breathe... O.o;

Shezerai 's wistfull thoughts leave Rochelle a moment and turn to Mathiew as a succulent bunny stew

Nitya doesnt have any wistfull thoughts....???????

Mathiew hands Shez some bunny stew?

Thisel peeks his head though a portal and looks around.

OrionDouglas hands Shez a high-powered cold water balloon launcher?

Shezerai gets wistfull thoughts of Thisel chained to a wall having to give out scritches day and night...scratch that =P

Thisel loves you too Shez. :þ

[Rochelle] (( The world of a non-morphic feline a simple... yet ultimately one sided world. :) ))

Shezerai at least had Thisel clothed in her wistfull thoughts!

Shezerai goes back to her wistfull thoughts

Thisel blinks and wonders when half the keep mind went into the gutter.... wait it is normally like this.

The 17th of January, 2002... ...submitted by Ranger

Thisel 's player converts yet another to the power of TechTV, he gains a level! Bwa ha hahahahahhahahahahaha!

Ranger sees Thisel's player's level, and raises him a Spatula.

Thisel 's player snickers evily, sees the Spatula and then raises him the *new* TV Conversion skill.

Ranger sees Thisel's player's *new* TV Conversion skill, and raises him a finger. This one to be precise. -> ,,|,, ^.^

Thisel 's player is given the bat.... Hmmmm, He makes a bird with his hands and raises Rangers player with that. :)

Ranger snickers, sees the bird, and raises Thisel's player a sowrd. O]//////||;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::/

Ranger wishes Thisel's player would raise him a dictionary. Or at least a better Typo Monkey.

Thisel player raises him a ! no no that doesn't work.... maybe.... nah....

Ranger gets raised a ! almost? O.o

Thisel 's player sees the sword and nods to himself. [xxxxx]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ "Call."

Ranger nods, then places a King (Henry the 8th), A Queen (Boy George) a Jack (in the box), an Ace ([Ace]: Yo man! What's up? ), and a 10 (t) upon the table. :)

Ranger has them all in the same suit too. A Tuxedo.

Thisel 's player matches with an Ace (of Base), the King Aurthur (Monty Python), A true Queen (Ru paul), A Jack (from the game of jacks), and a ten (From the Admin 2 times 5), and in the suit of Ronnie, type /whois and see what I mean.

Ranger removes Ronnie's suit with some Fae-Fox magic. ^.^

Ranger ... if he can't win, he cheats. ;)

Thisel 's player covers Ronnie with the only thing avalabe, himself. I always win!

Ranger d'ohs. :)

Thisel 's player takes his earnings and snickers.

Ranger hands over his losses. A spatula, a ,,|,, , and a misspelled sword O]//////||;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::/.

The 20th of January, 2002...

Rochelle walks through a wall like it were opaque air, and looks around.

Raxzekal floats his tiny ass over to Rochelle.

Raxzekal sits on Rochelle's shoulder. "So, non-kitsune babe, how's the love life?"

Rochelle blinks at Raxzekal curiously. "Um... Going good... Who are you by the way?"

Raxzekal stands on Rochelle's shoulder. "I AM RAXZEKAL!" He thumps his chest.

[Raxzekal] So yer love life is going good, huh? Lacking anything?

Rochelle giggles. "Nice t'meetcha. How come y'know so much 'bout me though?"

Rochelle shrugs. "Not really. I've got Orion, and I'm happy." She then peers at Rax. "...Why do y'ask?"

Raxzekal whispers in Rochelle's ear. "I can do things..."

[Raxzekal] ...make people, you know, want you.

Rochelle blinks, then frowns at Raxzekal. "...Thanks... But uh... I'm fine with Orion. Really."

Raxzekal pouts. "Oh well..." He then blinks and then grins. "Can I watch?"

[Phreak] You got the male prostitutes still, the slaves and their masters, yep, still the same.

Rochelle ¬.¬

Raxzekal isn't a male prostitute! (besides, he's only 4 inches tall!) He's a lurve pixie!

[Rochelle] "Um... No. o.O

OrionDouglas lags like a modem user and then emerges from her room.

Rochelle 's lagging like a modem user too, OD. And she's on a University connection. o.0

[Raxzekal] Ooo! I like it when it's done sloooow!

Rochelle picks Raxzekal off her shoulder and grins, looking at him. "Why don' you make like a wind, and blow?"

OrionDouglas sits on the couch.

Rochelle takes one deep breath...

Rochelle heads to hers and Orion's couch next, and sits down next to her lover. "Heya hon."

[Raxzekal] A blow job?

OrionDouglas kisses Rochelle. And then looks at the small thing she's holding...

Rochelle nods at Rax. "Preferably yourself."

Rochelle kisses Orion back and blinks at what Orion' holds. "Whassat y've got hon?"

OrionDouglas meant what Rochelle's holding. o.o;

Rochelle tosses Raxzejal away so she can spend time with Orion.

Raxzekal waves to Orion. "Heya toots!"

Raxzekal goes *splat* against a pillar.

[Raxzekal] Obviously you people aren't ready for a lurve pixie.

Balatro is going to crush Rax into pixie dust in a minute, even if it isn't legal.

Raxzekal pops to other, safer realms.