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The 26th of January, 2002...

SomeLoser enters 'n stuff.

Ball-o-Cheese w00ts, cause SomeLoser is here.

SomeLoser gets w00ted for? WTF?

RandomFerret ravages Ball-o-Cheese.

Ball-o-Cheese is ravaged. Ow. Isnt he allowed to w00t for SL?

SomeLoser wants ravages too. :(

SomeLoser isn't w00t worthy.

Ball-o-Cheese thinks SL is w00t worthy. And they are his w00ts, dammit, so he gets to say!

[SomeLoser] Citizens demand more wang hangers

Ball-o-Cheese -blinks- at SL "Wang hangers? Um..... Ferret, you field that"

RandomFerret hangs a wang. Just for wang hanging's sake.

Ball-o-Cheese claps for Ferret. Or would. But he lacks hands.

Lothar walks in and crosses his arms, standing there like the statue he wishes he was

SomeLoser could bring in OrionDouglas to make a Lothar statue...

Lothar thinks OD could do a lot of.. funner... things for him, SL

[SomeLoser] Like make you stand in a puddle while she throws lightning bolts at you, Lothar?

Lothar winks at SL "Or play catch the log."

[SomeLoser] Logs are made of wood.

[Lothar] "Not all logs."

[SomeLoser] She has more tact than to be throwing those kind of logs at you, Lothar.

Lothar grins at SL "I never said whod be catching it."

Lothar glances at Jade "So... been busy lately I see?"

[Jade] Oh yes Lothar, I've been too busy for most stuff.

[Jade] Busy for a corpse anyway

[Lothar] "Yeah. Gotta beat those necrophiliacs off with a stick I bet. Even as a corpse your hot."

Ball-o-Cheese thinks<deathwish> Jade is a pretty good looking corpse, all things considered </deathwish>

Jade blinks at Lothar and takes a corpsish step away from him

Ball-o-Cheese thinks Lothar stole his thought.... Grrr.....

Lothar grins at Cheeser "Perverted minds think alike."

JakeCambridge isn't even dead, and got creaped out by Lothar.

Jade kinda gets alarmed by all these necrophiliac types...not that it matters to a corpse really

Lothar winks at Jade "I may be horny enough to satisfy an entire gentlemen's club of women, but I wont go that far."

Ball-o-Cheese notes that hes not a philiac. Hes cheese. Cheese cant do that stuff

[SomeLoser] What do a necrophiliac and a drunkard have in common?

[Lothar] "They both... I dunno."

[SomeLoser] They both can't wait for the next beir.

[Lothar] "Interesting..."

SomeLoser wonders if B-o-C has never head of a cheese having a good head?

Cosira winces at SomeLoser. "Ow. Ow. Ow...."

[Steven_Atreides] How's bein' deaders? Or have they found a high priest yet, to resurrect....?

Ball-o-Cheese thinks. This is a painful process, so please dont interrupt :-p

[Jade] *chuckles and curtsies deadishly to Steven* They'd have a problem Steven, My soul's been dragged off elsewhere and into a new person

Lirreka looks at Jade "Since your dead and all mind if I make a death mask of you?"

[Jade] Um, not a chance Lirreka, the corpse is kinda buried and the only person that knows where is Celaeno

Lirreka chuckles at Jade "Celaeno you say..." Jots something down on her to do list.

[Jade] Anyway, what is a death mask precisely?

Steven_Atreides looks at Jade "An ornamental mask, to cover the corpse?

Lirreka chuckles at Jade "A mould of your face, though I would perhaps take a mould of your upper body.. I prefer busts.

Cosira looks at Jade. "It is a mask that is made from a corspe's face. Like with plaster bandages or something."

[Jade] I know that Cosira, I'm just wondering why Lirreka would want one.

Cosira thinks on that. "A very good question, Jade."

Lirreka smiles at Jade "But you didn't ask me that you asked me what it was.. I want a bust of you.. You were a worthy advesery and I would like an image of you."

[Jade] What, a naked boob type bust?

Lirreka nods to Jade "Indeed..."

Ball-o-Cheese notes that a 'bust' in terms of statuary is the head, neck, and shoulders. It shouldnt include the chest area...

Lothar looks around "Boobies?!"

[SomeLoser] Naked boob?

Steven_Atreides votes for Yabooes™, yes!

[Jade] Ewww, indecent Lirreka, even for a corpse

Lirreka chuckles at Jade "That isn't a no.. Besides what does it matter? It's not like I can use it for any fell means.."

[Jade] Um, Jade can't exactly give or deny her permission Lirreka and it'd probably be easy for Lirry to find the corpse.

[SomeLoser] It all depends on what the mask is made of. Plaster, or latex rubber.

Lirreka shushes SL "Ixnae on the Atexlae!" *G*

SomeLoser shushs up so much he vanishes.

Lirreka grins at Jade "True but it would be rude not to ask first." *G*

[Jade] You can't ask icly unless you're going to ask the baby still growing the womb and I doubt she's going to be able to answer LOL, oocly go ahead

[Lirreka] *chuckles* Lirreka is ever the gracious Matron.. *G*

Insanity lifts its head in curiosity and asks,"Did someone say, full moon? Ya know what happens when a full moon is full? All the crazys come out."

SanityClause doth rolleth in.

Ball-o-Cheese sets the SanityClause up against Insanity in a deathmatch....

Cosira turns from her conversation for a moment to blink at SanityClause and to glance at Insanity...both in the same room. This should be good.

[Insanity] "Hey, Look! It's SanityClause,...If ya weren't such a perv I'd ask ta sit on your lap and make a wish..."

SanityClause has no lap, so he rolleth over to Insanity and vomits forth chunky carrots at him.

Steven_Atreides puts 50 gold on Insanity, btw. Any takers?

SanityClause does a quick side trip to bite SA on the ankle.

[Insanity] Hey SanityClause,...You suck,...those weren't carrots,...those were orange baby poo,...What have you been doin' Sanity?"

Steven_Atreides ouchies!

[SanityClause] I've been doing Lothar's mother.

[Ball-o-Cheese] Lothar had a mother? The poor creature

Insanity laughs like a madman.

[Lothar] "Yeah, I had a mother? I was born straight from Satans womb!"

[Ball-o-Cheese] Satan was your mother? What the heck did he do to deserve that?

[Lothar] "He took a step in gods realm. God cursed him with me."

SanityClause regurgitates his Bunny Bat! and a pair of bunny ears to put on Insanity.

Steven_Atreides then walks by...oh so nochalantly......and gives SanityClause an Atomic Wedgie™

Insanity watches the bunny ears and crap hit the ground, seeing as how Insanity is desolid.

[SanityClause] Methinks a different approch is called for. And I shall call this approch George and love it and feed it and cuddle it and call it George.

SanityClause 's shadow shifts slighty, as he opens his mouth a little wider...

SanityClause 's mouth open wider still and a green, slimy, vacuum attachment appears from his gaping maw.. He points the dripping household item at Insanity.

Insanity urinates in the vacuum attachment,...thinking that's what was expected of it

SanityClause turns the vacuum attachment on the moment Insanity puts his wang in front of it.

Insanity tells SanityClause that it cannot urinate but thought the whole gesture of urinating in a round idiot was funny,...(Hint hint) it's just a joke.

Rissa wanders over to the bar with that aim in mind.

Rissa comes back and takes a long look at Insanity. She suddenly feels the need to get very drunk.

Rissa grabs a bottle of vodka and a shot glass, then throws the shot glass behind her and grabs a large mug

Rissa chugs the vodka straight down, nevermind any burning, etc...

[Insanity] "Are you the infamous 'Lothar of the Hill People?"

Lothar glances at Insanity and grits his teeth "If you call me that again, I will rip your tongue out through your ass and refeed it to you."

[Insanity] "Lothar of the Hill People is upset with me...Why is Lothar of the Hill People angry???"

[Lothar] "I never even told you my name, freak. I am God. And I will smite you to hell if you do not stop calling me that."

[Lothar] "I swear to god, if one more person says that, I am kicking said persons ass."

Steven_Atreides thinks your stuck with the name, Lothar :) - Hill Guy.

Steven_Atreides RUNS LIKE HELL!

Lothar walks over to Steven and narrows his eyes

Lothar runs after Steven

[Insanity] "Okay, okay,...sheesh,...Lothar of the Hill People needs to chill and check his diapers..."

Steven_Atreides exits from this room

Steven_Atreides enters this room

Steven_Atreides sneaks back in, Stealth Mode

Lothar stops, turns to face Insanity, and narrows his eyes "I asked you nicely not to call me that. That is not my name, not who I am, and not even someone I know."

[Insanity] "Sorry,...wrong Lothar of the Hill People."

[Lothar] "Got that right."

OrionDouglas enters this room

[Insanity] "Can I call you Lothar of the Hill People? It sounds so much cooler than plain ol' Lothar."

Steven_Atreides tugs back his cowl, emerging from Stealth, winks at Insanity.

OrionDouglas walks in, sees Lothar and says "Hey Lothar of the Hill People!" and walks out again.

OrionDouglas exits from this room

[Lothar] "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I already told you NO. I am not that! That is an OOC fucked up piece of shit skit on an old, outdated SNL or MAD TV or whatever the hell it appeard on. I am LOTHAR. Come on with me, say it now. L O T H A R."

Steven_Atreides ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Insanity] "L O T H E R....(whisper) of the Hill People"

Steven_Atreides hides behind Jade, she'd make good bullet-stop.

[Lothar] "Thats more like it." doesnt hear the whisper and is satisfied with the mispelled, but attmpeted, Lothar."

[Insanity] "I mean L O T H A R,...(whisperlouder)of the Hill People."

[Lothar] "La la. I heard you the first time. You got it right this time though. It is an A not an E."

Insanity giggles like a drunken school girl

Ball-o-Cheese hails L O T H A R, and of course his E G O

Lothar tries to stop Cheeser but hangs his head in shame as his ego snuffs out another entire planet of NPC's. "I have no control over it anymore... it has sucked up and devoured 8.. no...96% of this galaxy..."

Steven_Atreides 's EGO is bigger, by several inches, than Lothar's.

Lothar 's ego can poke a hamsters eye out from a mile away, Steven. Is yours that accurate? I think not.

Steven_Atreides 's can make a gnat's sight one-dimensional from another dimension, L. :)

Lothar 's ego is so accurate, he can hit the G spot on a woman in 1 try! *hears as crowed is astonished*

Steven_Atreides ia awed by Lothar, Hill Guy.

[Lothar] "Yeah, thats right. Be feard of my Ego."

SanityClause hoovers up Insanity.

[Insanity] "Wow L O T H A R (whisper) of the Hill People,...You're amazing!!!"

Steven_Atreides sets up a Temple To Lothar™ - even sells T-Shirts and Mugs.

[Lothar] "I know I know. I am fantastic."

Lothar narrows his eyes at Steven "You better not forget the Voodoo line of Lothar Dolls either. They are a hit with the women."

[SanityClause] "Wow <whisper>L O T H A R</whisper> of the Hill People,... You talk to much!!!"

Steven_Atreides , of course, embezzles the church of all its profits, and runs away to an island paradise.

[Lothar] "Who is much?"

[SanityClause] Much is a one-eyed trouser snake

[Lothar] "I warned you to keep your pets out of conversations."

[Insanity] "AHHH that's better"

[Lothar] ooc ahh change it CHAAAANGE IT! *covers eyes*

Rissa 's player is now blind, but she'll get over it

[Insanity] "Hey Lothar? If you're not of the Hill People...Then who is?"

[Ball-o-Cheese] I am!!!

[Ball-o-Cheese] I am of the Hill People!!

Lothar 's eyeballs are burning

Steven_Atreides gives Rissa's player a white cane, and a dawg that likes to rub the furniture in that special way.

[SanityClause] Oh! And if Lothar really cannot hear whispers then how did I know I was talking him? Huh? Unless he really is Lothar of the Hill People! XD

[Lothar] "Thats like asking why your so retarded."

[Lothar] "No one really knows, or has answers."

Rissa 's player chuckles and thanks Steven for his... umm... kindness

[Insanity] "Hey,...SanityClause just discovered the secret identity of Lothar,...It really must be L O T H A R of the Hill People."

[Lothar] "Ok, thats it. I will return to this room once the two retards leave. I am not in the mood of ooc mockery."

SanityClause changes the first 'I' to 'he' and sits back in smug satisfaction.

Lothar exits from this room

SanityClause isn't ooc.

Insanity isn't either

pooky blinks as Lothar actually leaves. She's never seen that happen before.

SanityClause isn't a retard either. He's not sure about Insanity, though.

Steven_Atreides tosses a pretzel at SanityClause, knowing its the creature's fatal weakness.

Insanity is a bit retarded

SanityClause munches the salty snack, uneffected!

Insanity doesn't care though

pooky , wide-eyed, eats another pretzel not knowing what to say about such odd happenings.

[Ball-o-Cheese] OfTheHillPeople: wonders if he was the other retard?

Ball-o-Cheese has mastered /alias.

Steven_Atreides forgot to tell SanityClause that he poisoned that pretzel, by rubbing a Jack-In-The-Box burger on it.

SanityClause vomits forth foul icky black stuff at SA. He then leaves.

The 28th of January, 2002... ...submitted by Pratz

Dearheart yawns as she reads the forums "It figures. I'm here, the forums are silent as sin. I leave for the weekend and suddenly it's a flame war between the pro and con porn fronts..."

Lirreka grins at Pratz "Wise choice." She takes up the weave once more and remakes Pratz once more shifing him/now her into another breed of elf, a snow elf, A tall, nearly six-foot tall, elven maiden with ice-blue hair and a frame both slender and athletic at the same time, the eyes ripple to a storm cloud blue.. "There you are."

RandomFerret falls off Pratz' shoulder when it changes. Oh well, at least he didn't stay in the same place when Pratz grew taller. That'd kinda suck.

Pratz feels another ripple, and finds a mirror...

[Pratz] "Ooo. You know... if I was looking at me from across the room, I'd be hitting on me right about now."

Lirreka chuckles at Pratz "Then perhaps I'll leave you like that.."

Pratz thinks for a minute. Belle can probably change him back without too much trouble, and just to see the expression on her face when she saw what was snuggled up next to her in the morning.... "OK."

Lirreka grins at Pratz "When you want returned to your normal form you can search me out."

Pratz turns back and forth, looking at herself. "Oh, thanks... but I'm sure Belle can fix me up if I need it. It's pretty."

Lirreka grins slightly at Pratz "How well does your Belle understand Recombinant Genetic code?"

Pratz blinks. "I don't even understand that... but she's a demi-goddess. I'd figure she could... I dunno... just...magic me back to my old smilin' self?"

Lirreka grins at Pratz "Have you ever played with puzzle boxes?"

Aimee thinks Auntie Lirr is secretly a Cenovite ;)

Pratz looks at Lirreka. "No....."

Lirreka nods to Pratz "Well put simply there's two ways to open one, smash it or know where to push with how much force.. Genetic Coding is like that, any spell sufficiently powerful enough could smash your code and remake your body but it wouldn't be your body it would be what the spell made it.. I've spent many decades learning about the genetic coding from various times and worlds, and Vivistry is the result.."

Lirreka takes a sip from her goblet "Spells that reweave the coding into new patterns then fade, the magic no longer necessary to maintain the change.."

Pratz sits down in a chair near Lirr, grabbing a notepad out of one pouch and making notes. "Kinda like the way wormholes work? A powerful enough spell can punch a 'hole through to anywhere from anywhere, but what happens to the space in between, am I right in the analogy?"

Lirreka nods to Pratz "Close enough to have an understanding of what I mean.."

Pratz nods at Lirreka. "So... hmm. What about if she casts the spell to change me back? What really does happen to my coding? I mean, would there be small but permanent changes or wouldn't I just be totally the same? I mean, magic's a very fine tuned instrument."

Lirreka grins, "Magick is only as fine tuned as its wielder, I used four seperate weavings to arrive at the current you. That indicates at least four major areas of shift, She would need to know where in your code the changes were made and what is needed to change them back.. otherwise it's like teleporting blind."

Pratz oooos. "Ooooooo. Umm... Lirreka.... what time are you usually awake in the evenings? I might have to pay a emergency visit on your tower if Belle tries to fry me."

Pratz blinks and thinks. "Wait a moment..."

Lirreka chuckles at Pratz "I'm sure you'll be able to convince her.."

Pratz goes over her last page of notes and thinks. "Then... isn't it theoretically possible to leave a sort of coded bobbytrap in someone's code? I mean, change them slightly, and when they try to realter it or when certain conditions around them are met, they get the recombinant equivalent of a DNA sized train wreck?"

[Lirreka whispers to Pratz] *G* Never give an arch-sorceress a biology book *G*

Lirreka smiles at Pratz "Oh yes.. I've created gen-slayers.. Genetic 'sleeper agents' that shift at specific stimuli into attack forms then shift back after the job is done without the host being aware of what happened.."

Pratz takes it a step further. "Then... hmm. How about viral-species? The same sort of work, only when certain stimuli are met, they spread the changes through a metavirus, transmitted through bodily fluids or something, then, after a certain amount of time, the meta mutates again and switches the host into a gen-slayer or whatever's most convienient?"

Lirreka nods "I've used that on difficult worlds in my control, airborne , the entire planet is calmed and accepting my rule within ten days."

[Pratz] Something's lurking behind PRatz's eyes... something... odd. Burning. "And how possible is it to change something that has only a variation on DNA?"

Lirreka smiles at Pratz "As long as it is a form of genetic coding I can adjust it to my desires given time.."

Pratz holds a slender arm out to Lirreka. "Look at me again, Lirr... "

Lirreka looks at Pratz.

[Pratz whispers to Lirreka] :: as you look at her coding and design, really LOOK, you begin to notice strange discrepancies in her makeup. Things are too orderly, too clean cut. Oh, it's still as chaotic as anyone, but underneath it is a sort of pattern... and as you look even deeper, you spot something. One of the cells is taking the same path through her body over and over. Same cell, same route, every few milliseconds... ::

Mysti takes a sip of the wine and nods "Aye, Jerl... m'luv... it was simply just false... And that is my point exactly. Perhaps all this has come down to simply showing you that you were wrong in your previous assumptions."

[Lirreka whispers to Pratz] *She brings her focus to bear on that one cell.*

[Pratz whispers to Lirreka] :: as you study that one cell, you begin to notice another thing... all the cells around it are all exactly the same. ... then, with one more magnification, you can see it, and it's unlike almost anything else you've seen before. These aren't cells. These are tiny machines even smaller than cells, clumped into bits the exact shape and size of DNA patterns... Pratz is no human... but a walking talking, living, breathing, and now with her wife's pregnancy, breeding nanomachine... ::

Lirreka grins at what she sees "Interesting... " She looks up at Pratz "What would you wish me to do about this?"

Pratz laughs and shakes her head. "Nothing. I just wanted to show you. It's been my secret for all my life. It's how I've done everything I've done. I just thought you'd be interested."

Lirreka nods to Pratz "I am.. Should you wish me to do something about it.. It is within my power to aleviate that unique strand of your genetic structure."

Pratz shakes her head. "No... I don't ever want it to go away... in fact, what I was wondering was, is there any way you could strengthen it against being forcefully mutated?"

Lirreka thinks for a while "I believe I could strengthen it. It's possible in theory at least. I'll need to do some research.."

Lirreka 's player has to go to sleep, seeya all later!!

Lirreka exits from this room

Pratz thinks that on that note she'll try to go slip away and sneak into bed with Belle without waking her up. :: evil grin :: "Goodnight everybody.."

later that same day

Dearheart scrolls back a bit and does wonder if Pratz is a him or a her again.

BeefLurky cheerfully murders Pratz. Geuss who!

Pratz is a she this time. Blame Lirreka. She put the fear of Recombinant Magics in Pratz's mind...

Pratz gets murdered? Eeek!

Pratz hugs BeefLurky tightly! And if BL hasn't taken a look at Pratz recently, it should!

BeefLurky is afraid Pratz. he is afraid. HEY! Boobies! *Grope*

Pratz slaps the taste out of BeefLurky's mouth.

BeefLurky is tasteless, what's new? ;-)

Blaze looks at Pratz and blinks..."Sister? Ye gods..."

Pratz hmphs at Blaze. "Blame Lirreka."

Blaze just BLINKS....

Pratz poses for Blaze, giggling.

WangBlackheart , meanwhile whistles at Pratz and makes some rather untoward suggestions...

Pratz is still just as strong as ever Wang, and probably even MORE agile now. Don't mess with her.

WangBlackheart wiggles his eyebrows, grinning. "Ah, you know MorningStar would have my ass on a stick...

Dearheart will pay money to see that. She considers doctoring some of the Keep Footage so Morning'll put Wang's ass on a stick...*nodnods*

[WangBlackheart] Don't DO it, Dearheart...

Dearheart looks at Wang, arching an eyebrow "Don't do what?"

[WangBlackheart] Don't doctor the film. I like my ass right where it is.

Pratz looks at Dearheart, a strange, almost ... CONTROLLED expression on her face. "The Player wants to know that if it helped you get Wang's ass on a stick would you consent to giving me a real character for the game?"

[Dearheart] "What film? Whose ass?"

Dearheart turns her attention back to Pratz "A real character in exchange for Wang's ass on a stick......." She muses idly...

WangBlackheart just LOOKS at Dearheart. "My Player can read lines. Don't mess with me, or....I'll.....something. I dunno."

Dearheart flutters her eyelashes innocently at Wang "You'll do what, big boy?"

[WangBlackheart] I DUNNO! *pounts to where he said so.*

[WangBlackheart] I'll...er...make you watch Teletubbies till your brain melts?

Pratz gives Dearheart a video camera with a tape in it.

[Dearheart] "Need a brain 'fore it can melt.." She winks

Dearheart takes the camera and sits there pressing buttons for a while. She likes buttons.

Pratz grins at Dearheart and shows her how to turn the recording on. "This is for a much higher purpose that I do this. " She gets Dearheart to point the camera at Wang....

Dearheart points the camera at Wang "Zoom in....Zoom out..."

[WangBlackheart] Pratz, you touch me and I hurt you.

Pratz runs at Wang, and POUNCES him, knocking him back onto a couch. She begins bouncing up and down on top of his lap, legs wrapped around his waist, moaning and yelling at the top of her lungs "Yes, Yes, YES!"

[Lothar] "Yeah, Wang's skin is like mine. It is gentle and fragile, only allowing the silky embrace only a woman can give."

Dearheart blinks over the camera "Erm..That's just a wee bit over the top. I somehow doubt Morning's going to believe that"

[WangBlackheart] GET OFF OF ME! *Vanishes, reappearing a few feet away, standing...*

Blaze chuckles at Dearheart. "She would if she'd known him a few years back...

Pratz just sits on the couch and snickers. "Awww. C'mon, Deary, we can say he's been seeing this odd elf chick behind Morning's back all this while... "

[Lothar] "That was... scary."

[WangBlackheart] Blaze! Don't help!

[Blaze] Had to, man. Sorry.

Pratz goes over to Wang and stands in front of him, grinning madly.

[WangBlackheart] GET AWAY.

Pratz hugs Wang. "I love you bro."

WangBlackheart stands stock-still. "Get offa me, Pratz."

Pratz lets go of Wang.

WangBlackheart reminds himself to shower to wash the Pratz-cooties off himself as soon as possible.