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I've redesigned the way I put these together. The finished product is the same, however, a whole mess of funny.

The 2nd of February, 2002...

Himiko shakes her head in disbelief as she watches Molly eat.

Molly-Ann wipes her lips on a napkin....having another drink of milk and sighing..."mmm..EggRolls"

Himiko looks for any more food on Molly's platter, hoping for one last morsel that will prove just too much.

Pratz watches Molly eat and grins. He leans back over towards Himiko. "I'll settle for 100 yen right now."

Molly-Ann demolishes the eggrolls but the one put aside and grabs the last 4 DimSums, squashing them together and shoveling them into her mouth...she looks over her table as her cheeks bulge, chewing thoughtfuly

Thisel snickers.

Himiko 's jaw drops again, her eyes widening in half horror, half utter shock.

Molly-Ann smiles..swallowing "BeanCake!!!Yay"

Molly-Ann swallows the beancake whole (it's a single serve)

Molly-Ann perks up instantly as she hears the loud *ding* from the oven in the kitchen and joygasms "ROAST DUCK..."

Himiko 's jaw drops to the floor and she whimpers quietly. "...Oh Merciful Gods... PLease... Tell me this isn't happening..."

Blaze watches Molly-Ann and thinks of his friend Pepper, wondering if maybe Molly-Ann is a mage or somesuch.

Molly-Ann stands..stacking the plates and bowls on the platter, dusting the crumbs in too..and walks into the kitchen with a dreamy smile

Auriga prefers roast man. She doesn't eat it. She just enjoys the roasting.

Himiko notes it tastes like Pork, Auriga. You should try it.

Himiko has no idea about eating human first hand though. ^.^;

[Molly-Ann] Duck, Duck, i love to...err...eat it...

Molly-Ann walks back to her table with a terracotta baking dish on a wooden breadboard..she sits down and licks her lips, opening it up and snifing "Sweet"

Molly-Ann sits and uses her fingers to pick off the skin..having a little trouble as it's very hot..she goes *pick* ow *pick* ow *pick* ow...hot

Himiko looks over the massive meal. "...She can't. She can't possibly... There's no way..."

Molly-Ann crunches up the hot duck skin and melts on the inside, shuddering, her skin breaking into gooseflesh

Molly-Ann turns the duck over and licks her fingertips, peels the skin off it too, this time in longish strips

Molly-Ann looks at Himiko as she sucks up the last of the Duck skin...wiping her lips, she stands, picks up the breadboard with the pan on it and walks over to her "I seen you watchin...Want some?" She sits down beside her anyway

Himiko tries to stammer out a reply, before finally getting her act together. "Um..n.. no thank you... I'm fine.."

[Himiko] "I um... Just noticed you uh... Enjoying your food. I've never seen anybody with quite as healthy an appetite as you..." All through this, she retains a pleasant, polite tone and manner, despite her stammering.

Molly-Ann smiles "I shouldn't snak between meals but I was STARVING"

Rina marches into the oreo playhouse and puts up her trench. She starts opening all the windows.

Molly-Ann pushes aside her pan...and stares at an OREO house...she starts to shake...hypnotised..she stands and sleepwalk/drools her way over

Thisel 's player pokes Rina into noticeing the chick drooling at her house.

Rina noticed, she gathers a mop after putting the muffins in the oven.

Molly-Ann presses close to the wall and runs her hands over it "oooohhh...." she liiiicks up and down...nearly senseless with anticipation

Rina steps outside and taps Molly with the end of the mopstick, "Um ma'am, please don't try to eat my house."

Molly-Ann is breathing rapidly as she moves to an open window...opening her mouth she starts to eat..and eat and eat and eat

Molly-Ann mumbles "can't talk..eating" and turns back, going Pacman on the window, making it bigger *chompchompchompchompchomp*

Rina sighs softly and unscrews the mopstick from the mop. She gets herself standing correctly, then *WHAPS* Molly aiming for the back of her neck.

Hadrienne_C. looksa at Molly-Ann, "Yer gonna get indigestion ya know...."

Molly-Ann coughs up a mouthful of windowsill and gaggs, rubbing her neck and turning, hacking and coughing into her hand

Rina watches some of the damage Molly caused reconstruct itself. "I live here,please do not eat it."

Molly-Ann clears her throat and blinks back a few tears "Hey *breaks some more off and chews* That hurt" *breaks off some more as she looks at Rina*

Rina takes another swing with the broomstick aiming at Molly's shin. "Stop eating my house!"

[Molly-Ann] Oh..You do...Cool

Hadrienne_C. walks over behind the bar and gets a couple bags of oreos, tossing them to Rina, "You might need these."

Molly-Ann isn't much phased by the whack in the shins..she's a kick boxer

[Molly-Ann] will you stop hitting me if I do?

Rina reaches into teh kitchen window and pulls out a bag of Oreos, "Here, take this and stop eating my home."

Molly-Ann pockets the oreos

[Rina] Does it look like I feel like beating people over? I'm cooking breakfest, do you mind like um, going away now?

Molly-Ann absently gnaws on the wall as she considers her options

Rina got 'The Talk' Dirty Harry normaly gets after blowing up a buildin or somesuch. She's supposed to be calm and relaxed when dealing with stress now. Let's see how far that goes :)

Rina grabs at Molly's waits and pulls gently away from the house, "Please stop."

Molly-Ann blinks..."huh..Oh *blushes* Sorry"

Molly-Ann smiles and skips back to the cold greasy duck.

Rina sighs and shakes her head. She walks back into the playhouse and starts making tea.

StonedTails enters this room

[Auriga] (( XD at StonedTails ))

[Auriga] (( Looks like GiantMagicKoolAidGuy's been pimping again! ))

[Rochelle] (( [GMKAG]: OHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!... Tails is mah BIATCH! ))

[StonedTails] (( GMKAG> I'm your bitch and you're my daddy!))

StonedTails staggers through the door. His fur is dirty, his eyes are almost totally red bloodshot, and he's panting for air. He's got a glass of Magic Kool Aid in one hand, and a little teddy bear in the other and he wobbles through the room.

Himiko blinks looking to Tails... ".....Ah."

StonedTails passes Himiko's table and almost trips over a mug lying in plain sight on the floor. But what's worst is he spills half his mug of Magic Kool Aid on her clothes.......

Himiko gasps and looks at her clothing. "Oh..."

Himiko blinks at Tails. "...What on...?"

Himiko grimaces at the sticky mess on her kimono and hakama.

StonedTails blinks at Himiko for a second. "Ky..ra?" Then he looks at his mug, then back at Himiko, then back at his mug. "You're not Kyra. Did you take my Kool Aid?" He gets up close to Himiko and starts shaking. "YoutookmyMagicKoolAidyouevilmeanhorribleperson!OhhowcouldyoudothattomealliIwasdoingwasdrinkingmyKoolAidandyouhadtogoandruinitformewellIwon'tletyougetawaywiththatI'maheroandI'llkickyourbutt!" He charges at Himiko, tails and arms and legs windmilling.

Spade watches StonedTails curiously.

Molly-Ann sits beside Himiko and looks at her "What happened to you?"

Himiko blinks in surprise. "What in the?! Oh no!" With the practiced ease of an athlete, she hops up on the chair, then leaps over, somersaulting over, landing on a table lightly in a crouch.

StonedTails goes up and over the table like a Mexican Jumping Bean on LSD and heads straight for Himiko.

Spade leans back as StonedTails goes over his bowl of salad and ruins it. "Gahh... Dammit. That was lunch."

Himiko steadies herself for the attack, narrowing her eyes a little, before she takes a single quick step, and kicks down on the small table edge hard as she steps off, flipping it back and over her, continuing the motion and launching it at Tails. Can we say "Jackie CHAAAAAN!"? I knew we could. ;)

StonedTails gets hit head on by the flying table and nearly breaks it in half, only slowing down long enough to throw the pieces in all directions.

Himiko looks to her left and dives for a chair (Apparently she's fast, agile, and quick thinking, although avoids physical contact.)

[Molly-Ann] My duck....

Spade watches Himiko move, mildly intrigued.

Molly-Ann sits on a chair, with no table, and no duck and sighs...

Himiko watching Tails fly closer, gets herself ready, and finally swings the chair hard up and over herself as she ducks, trying to catch tails with the underside and lauch him into a wall.

StonedTails gets hit with the chair and is suddenly propelled full speed into a wall. He hits hard enough to knock a shield hanging above him off the wall and bash into his skull. This gets him to drop the teddy bear. It's the pair of crossed swords above that that knocks him on his ass and gets him to drop the glass of Magic Kool Aid.

Molly-Ann watches Himiko move with intrest

Spade stands and clicks his hooves together and nods at Himiko.

Himiko sighs, looking to Tails, and relaxing. "...Sweet merciful gods... What on EARTH was in that stuff?"

StonedTails is seemingly sound asleep on the floor, out cold.

Himiko steps over, looking to the mug of suspicious Kool-Aid, before kneeling beside the small fox...

StonedTails eyes pop open, completely bloodshot now. "RAAAR!"

Himiko gives a frightened squeak, utterly unready for Tails to do that. In her attempts to get up she ends up falling on her rear again.

StonedTails leaps up, and proceeds to beat Himiko good and proper. Punches to the pretty face, kicks in the shapely ribs, tooth marks on the shoudlers and arms, the works.

Himiko cries out in pain, most of her cries being knocked out of her as she takes hit after hit, unable to defend herself at all at close range. And all of it showing clearly.

[Blaze] What the hell?! *Runs over to where Himiko is.*

Spade stands up and walks over towards Tails. "Hey, you! pick on someone who's ready for you, why don't you?"

Molly-Ann frowns and grabs a table leg...hefting it and frowning "Close enough" sneaks up on Tails and taps his shoulder with the wood...

StonedTails stops and looks at the weird horse for a second. He picks up his teddy bear and holds it out in front of him like a protective talisman.

Blaze reaches in to grab Himiko, attempting to pull her away...

Himiko is pulled away. She's bloody, breathing hard, and barely conscious...

Spade treads towards Tails steadily. "Little guys like you shouldn't be so insane... you need to stop drinking that red stuff, whatever it is."

Molly-Ann smiles and lifts the table leg over her head...then down at his head

Blaze starts muttering a Healing chant, trying to Heal some of her injuries.

StonedTails just hears the words 'stop drinking' He screams and charges Spade, flailing wildly again.

Spade puts all his weight and all his training into one focused punch aimed straight at the little guy's head.

( StonedTails rolls 1d20 => 14 )

( Spade rolls 1d20 => 7 )

Molly-Ann shrugs and smiles, dropping the table leg and walking over to Himiko and looking at her

StonedTails bashes the horse's hoof away from him and starts clobbering him, hard.

Himiko groans quietly, a few tears running from her eyes as the healing kicks in... It heals her ribs enough so they won't puncture her lungs if she even breathes, but they're still fragile. Her minor and medium lascerations and abrasions are healed too.

Spade blocks and guards Tail's moves, then attempts to kick him in the stomach to take the wind out of him, using a pure muy thai kick.

Blaze keeps going, pumping more of his energy into Healing her, knowing that he doesn't need all of it, anyway..

( Spade rolls 1d20 => 6 )

( StonedTails rolls 1d20 => 16 )

Himiko 's player thinks the Keep likes Tails today. o.o;

[Himiko] (( BEHOLD the power of MAGIC KOOL-AID!))

[Spade] (Ow...)

Molly-Ann watches Spade and laughs "Your telegraphing that kick"

StonedTails bites the horse's leg as it goes up and hangs on for deal life.

Spade yelps and hops around a bit, then just tries to smash Tails against the ground by landing on him.

Himiko is finally healed fully... Or at least that's what the theory is.

Himiko still looks down... She groans a little and slowly opens her eyes.

Molly-Ann grins, making sure she's the first thing Himiko see's "Heya"

Blaze smiles at her. "Hey. Welcome back to the land of the living."

Rina looks out her window to the fight she was ignoring till now. "I wonder what's going on?"

[Rina] You mean to tell me the ONE day I'm told to stop fighting everyone jumps into a big brawl? How unfair.

Hadrienne_C. walks over to Rina and crouches down next to the oreo playhouse

[Hadrienne_C.] It's alright, not everyone is involved in it....yet anyhow.*G*

[Thisel] "Well Rina my past caught up with me you see." as he pulls the water back to him and swirls it around him.

Rina blinks at Thisel for a moment.

[Sindalómiel] Do I want to know why everyone appears to be fighting?

[Auriga] (( They only appear to be fighting due to an optical illusion. =D ))

[Rochelle] (( The fighting is alll in your mind. :D ))

[Auriga] (( There is no spoon ))

[Auriga] (( And if there is. IT IS TOO BIG. ))

Rina raises an eyebrow, "Had, do you think I should start breaking these fights up?"

[Hadrienne_C.] That might be a good idea Rina...before the place is gone.

Rina walks over to her trench and collects it as she walks out of her home back to Had. "Do you really think I can do this?"

Rina looks out to the fighters and says quietly, "Um IPD, plaase stop fighting?"

[Thisel] "I wish I could Rina.... really."

Hadrienne_C. chuckles at Rina's effort, trying not to laugh

Rochelle looks to Rina as she passes. "Pissed off wife defending her beloved."

[Hadrienne_C.] Maybe a small show of force would work better, maybe.

Rina nudges Had and calls out abit louder, "IPD! Please stop fighting!...Um please?"

Rina looks around, "I get no respect at all."

Thisel frowns and shakes his head. "I am sorry Rina."

[Rina] Thats ok Thisel, I'll try one more time.

Rina draws her Enforcer and takes a deep breath...

Hadrienne_C. crouches down a bit more and braces himself against the oreo playhouse to watch

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy sets up a refreshment stall.

[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] ICE COLD DRINKS!

StonedTails sees his daddy and lets go of Spade's leg, staggering towards GMKAM and drooooling.

Himiko sees the Kool-Aid, and blinks. "...Oh sweet merciful heavens... I'm hallucinating again..."

Himiko 's voice is currently veeery quiet.

[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] Ooo! #1 customer!

[Blaze] No..*Laughs. * It's real. Hi. I'm Blaze. Are you Okay?

Himiko looks to Blaze. "... I think so... I'm not bleeding. What just happened?"

StonedTails holds out his arms towards GMKAG. "Daddy..."

[Blaze] Um...You apparently got the crap beat out of you by that little guy...*points to ST.*

[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] I told you not to call me that.

StonedTails waggawaggawaggawags his tails as he reaches GMKAG's leg and wraps his arms around it, cooing.

Himiko blinks at Tails, then GMKAG, then herself, then Spade, then Blaze.... Then she groans quietly, and drops her head down, giving a sigh. "...This is not my day."

[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] And quit humping me leg.

StonedTails hangs onto GMKAG's leg for dear life.

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy hands ST a drink.

StonedTails drinks it funny. First he opens his mouth, then puts it over the glass opening, then falls backwards onto the floor. This has the total effect of pouring the entire contents of the glass down his throat and onto his fur and across his face....

Rina draws her Enforcer and takes a deep breath...

Rina shouts out, "This is the IPD! You WILL stop fighting, you WILL put your weapons down, you WILL kiss the floor, or you WILL_BE_SHOT! at..."

Rochelle 's player LOOOVES Rina's shout. ^.^

Rina wonders if she brought enough clips today...oh well.

Spade watches Tails stagger off and shakes his head, then looks at Rina and holds up one hoof.

Pezezito walks in and throws in a "YEH!" at the end of rina's sentence, jus cos it seemed appropriate^-^

Rina slaps a clip into the handgun and looks around, "I said kiss the floor please."

Hadrienne_C. looks at Rina and grins, keepin his hands near his guns

Spade looks at his hoof, then at Rina."This works a lot better when you've got fingers to flip someone the bird with. I didn't start it, I ain't being arrested by you, either, so sit and spin."

[Thisel] I belive we're under arrest

Rina takes a deep breath and counts to ten, her little ears are flattened to her skull, she counts to ten.

Rochelle looks to Rina, then her enforcer. "I'd normally laugh.. .But there's something about a kid arresting me when she's got that kind of gun that worries me. So I'm not fighting now."

[Hadrienne_C.] I'm startin ta think I'm the only human in this place anymore.....and why do I feel like i'm in some cheesy 70's space cowboy movie?

Rochelle grins at Hadrienne. "Draw, pardner."

[Auriga] (( HaddyC> Orion, Auriga, Heinrick, Felice and SomeLoser are human. SanityClause and Hanako were human. Thus, most of my chars are human. ))

Thisel notes he's very human.

[Hadrienne_C.] ((just some sarcasm and observation......maybe shoulda said normal humans, ie...no powers*G*))

[Rochelle] (( Rochelle's not human, Himiko isn't technically human, Kenji USED to be human, before he became a werewolf in his past, Hiro IS human... lots of chars I have are humans. :D ))

[Rochelle] (( Just not the majority. ^.^; ))

[Auriga] (( SomeLoser is a normal human. SanityClause and Hanako used to be normal humans ))

[Auriga] (( Heinricks has no powers, as well ))

[Rochelle] (( Hiro's perfectly human. Well, he is right now. He's just gay. ^.^ ))

[Hadrienne_C.] ((meant nothing by it....sorry peeps:)...))

[Blaze] ((Axl was human when she first came here...umm...Saul was human, till he was Turned Blackheart.))

Hadrienne_C. 's player ack's....he started contraversy........damn him to the nine hells and all that jazz*G*

Rina books Had's player on the train to all nine hells theme park.

Hadrienne_C. 's player thanks Rina......I'll enjoy the vacation more if it wasn't at work though:)

Rina marches over to Tails and takes a wiff of him, "What the...that's not ..." she looks at GMKAG with narrow eyes, "What is in that stuff?"

StonedTails notes for Rina's benefit that Magic Kool Aid is 1/10ths water, 8/10ths sugar, and 1/10ths speed.

Rina gahs...

Rina points her Enforcer for GMKAG's crouch and turns on the laser sight, "Hit the floor, put your hands behind your back and start praying I don't castrate you the quick way."

StonedTails starts crying and hugs GMKAG's leg closer. "Noooo! Don't shoot daddy!"

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy is just a simple drink vendor, Rina.

Rina wonders if GMKAG is going to move, or does she get to pull the trigger? ^.^

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy also could use a little help getting ST off his leg. Freak.

Hadrienne_C. thinks shooting ST might be a good start....

Rina growls and clenches her little fist. "Little fox let go of the perp." she raises the gun's sight to GMKAG's head.

StonedTails can't stop crying, and won't let go.

Rina has to give a warning before firing a weapon. Unfortunatly.

Hadrienne_C. considers shooting ST himself....hmmmm

Rina stuff her right hand into her left holdster in her trench and pulls out a odd looking gun. She aims and fires an energy net for Tails.

StonedTails gets wrapped up in a energy net and falls to one side, screaming for his daddy.

Rina stuff her netthrower into it's holdster and looks at GMKAG, "You're under arresst for possestion, child abuse, and resisting arrest. Would you like to add onto these charges or will you now kiss the floor?"

[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] Gee. Being a po-leece officer must be mighty thirsty work...

Rina screams and fires for GMKAG's knee, "I can't believe you tired that!"

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy leg shatters and he tips over.

Rina starts counting to ten again, breathing deeply.

Hadrienne_C. looks over to Rina, "I think you forgot distributing a controlled substance, and soliciting to a minor."*G*

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy notes MagicKoolAid washes over the floor.

Rina pulls out her organiser and reads the report so far. "Must be calm, must be rational. That's not helping Had. I need reasons not to shoot again."

Rochelle 's player giggles at poor Rina. ^.^;

Blaze looks to Rina. "How 'Bout, it's a waste of ammo?"

[Hadrienne_C.] Sorry, just tryin ta help ya out there.

[Rina] Oh man, that's going to get me yelled at again. I better just arresst him now.

[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] You know how much paperwork you have now you dumb bitch?

StonedTails tries to suck the Magic Kool Aid off the floor.

Hadrienne_C. blinks at GMKAG

Rina kicks GMKAG, "I'm not dumb, and if you want to see a real B!tch keep talking."

Tohen likes Rina..

Rina pulls her her energy cuffs and tries to get GMKAG's hands behind it's back. The binds are streachable.

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy cracks where Rina kicks him.

[GiantMagicKoolAidGuy] Surely you could use a nice, cold, refreshing beverage?

[Hadrienne_C.] It'd be a shame if someone accidentally walked by and cracked ya with a boot GMKAG.

Rina takes another breath and casts a silince spell over GMKAG before she loses her temper again. It's better this way.

Rina kneals down next to Tails and lifts his head away from the floor, "That's undignifed. And you're under arrest as well."

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy reaches up and offers a glass of the Red Stuff to Rina. He makes a 'drinky, drinky' gesture with the other hand.

Rochelle thinks GMKAG won't get to see his next anniversery. XD

StonedTails just wriggles out of Rina's hand, splashes back down into the floor, and keeps slurping.

Rina looks up above where GMKAG is and flings one of her battle fans up to a chandelier above. It starts falling for GMKAG's location.

Rina picks Tails up again and hefts him onto her shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "Poor thing."

StonedTails leans over Rina's shoulder for a moment and starts crying.

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy is to busy gesturing with the nice, cold, red, (addicting,) sweet drink to notice the chandelier.

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy smashes.

Rina walks Tails over to a couch and handcuffs him to the armrest. She removes the net and hands him a pillow.

GiantMagicKoolAidGuy smashes with the sound of a large glass jug being smashed and splinters of him go flying everywhere.

Rina writes in her report that a faulty light fixture accidently fell on GMKAG. She was unable to prevent his death. ^.^

Rochelle LOVES Rina's thinking. ;)

Hadrienne_C. smiles at the now shattered GMKAG

StonedTails screams at the sight of GMKAG exploding and thrashes back and forth on the couch.

Rina grabs Tails and tries to keep him still, "Calm down."

StonedTails lies in Rina's arms and just sobs.

Rina wraps her tail around Tails and rubs his head. "Alright now, what's your name?"

Rina sniffs the air, "Whew, you're a bit ripe."

StonedTails was on a three month bender when you took him into custody Rina, what do you think he smells like by now?

Rina pinches her nose, "Ok young man, you need a bath. Now."

StonedTails perks up. "Magic Kool Aid bath?"

[Rina] Keep dreaming. I was thinking more like a cold water hose and some Pumce.

Rina shakes her head and calls for backup.

[StonedTails] "Cold water tastes yucky. It's not as good as Kool Aid."

Crystal enters this room

Crystal takes her hat off and scratches the base of her floppy ears> "Um ok?"

Rina waves Crystal over and points to Tails, "He needs a bath, make sure he keeps the cuffs on." she uncuffs Tails from the couch and binds his hands together at the wrist.

Crystal bounces over and pinches her nose, "You sure he's alive?"

Rina sighs, "Just take him please. He's under arrest."

[Crystal] Handcuffs? Kinky!

StonedTails goes quietly.

Rina raises a brow and nods, "Take your time..."

Crystal picks Tails up and cradles him like a baby, "I don't think I wanna know the details of your game. Be back soon."

Crystal takes Tails to her little hole in the ground.

[Himiko] (( WATANGAPANTS! )

[Auriga] (( *puts tang down Himiko's player's pants* ))