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Kids Say the Dumbest Things: The Peanut Gallery

Welcome to The Peanut Gallery. The brand new part of KStDT. As the Crew view each of the logs to work out what to put in each new KStDT, there are many offhand remarks made that don't make the final cut. What this page aims to do is bring you bits of funny that you wouldn't otherwise see.

While watching the tapes for the 4th of Feburary, 2002...

Pratz slides in just in front of Mysti. "Hello, hello Keepsters! The PARTY Has Arrived!"

[All] woo.

Sara waves to Pratz on her way to the shower.

Pratz peeeeks into the shower to see Sara......

[SomeLoser] What Pratz doesn't know is that we have now replaced Sara with a 400lb, 60 year-old chinese woman.

Soldan guesses the ladies don't notice his kisses and sighs leaning back in his chair.

[SomeLoser] I know your pain.

Pratz hates crying in public...

[Heinrick] I hate crying in pubic too.

[OrionDouglas] ...

[SomeLoser] ...

[SanityClause] ...

[Heinrick] What?

Mysti drifts momentarily afkish...

Soldan does naughty things to Mysti while she's away.

Mysti *blinks* at Soldan.. and thinks she needs to hire a bodyguard whil'st she's afking....

OrionDouglas bounces up and down. "Pick me! Pick me!"

Pratz looks at the bottle of vodka... then throws it at the far wall and...

OrionDouglas faints.

Cat is still trying to think of a song that says what she wants it to say...

[SanityClause] o/' I'm a little teapot, short and stout... o/'

Daveousness scratches that.

[SanityClause] Don't do that, it'll never heal!

[XPYSCHOSAIYANX] LMAO YOU KNOW IM WRITE YOU DFUCKING COCK T EASING CUM GUZZLING COCK T EASING GUTTER SLUT WHITE TRASH!

[SanityClause] Now with twice the Cock T Easing!!

Pratz watches two of the stonger women in the Keep fight, and decides to order some popcorn.

SomeLoser thinks a shallow pit filled with jelly would be better.

[Cat] NO! I'm COMFY!

[SanityClause] NO! I'm SPARTICUS!

Pratz nods. "You have a tiger by the tail, Lirreka. Don't get bitten, ok?"

Lirreka grins at Pratz "Where else do you grab a tiger?"

[Heinrick] ...

[OrionDouglas] ...

[SomeLoser] ...

[SanityClause] !!!

[All but SC] No.

Dearheart waves to Set then peeks at his profile.

[SanityClause] PERVY!!

[IsabellaVolpe] "And I'm a Goddamned human, watch your mouth before I smack it off you"

[AgentSmith] My way is better, hu-man.

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