The Narchive

number 5 is pretty funny

Welcome to the Narchive, an storage house of a piece of net-history. TopN/TopX/TopN(again) were places were someone could add their own wit and wisdom to whatever lists were under discussion.

project started December 2001

The Narchive is an ongoing project, and the going will be slow, as I turn the text files into HTML, and reformat some other HTML files.

The first order of business is to actually upload all my archives, and link to them here.

I would like to thank all the fellow regulars: Jinxster, ReedMan, DangerMan, and Dingo Floyd to name a few. You peeps made me laugh, and I can only hope that I made you laugh in return.

If you have any TopN/TopX/TopN(again) lists that I don't, could you please send them to me. (attachments work best!)

Guide:

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Top-N

• Top-N Magical Items you probably could do without. - (This is the first list I started)
• Top-N People you would love to shoot with a paintball gun. - (classic)
• Top-N SEX.
• Top-N Things to do on a Friday night.
• Top-N Hungry for life, thirsty for [blank]
• Top-N Signs you've watched WAY TOO MUCH Monty Python
• Top-N Recent entries in the Mars Rover logs
• Top-N signs you've been possessed by Satan
• Top-N features you'd like to see on Tamagotchi Virtual Pets...
• Top-N Practical Jokes Imperial Officers Play on Darth Vader
• Top-N Reasons to jump out of a perfectly good airplane
• Top-N Signs your cat may be trying to kill you
• Top-N Signs your computer has been possessed by the devil
• Top-N Ways to commit suicide...creatively
• Top-N Words of wisdom
• Top-N Movie lines that can be used in everyday life
• Top-N Fun Things to do after death
• Top-N Curious George Books That Didn't Get Published
• Top-N ways to really give the creeps to a total stranger
• Top-N Things in My Pocket
• Top-N Our first, best, and last line of defense against alien invasion...
• Top-N Comebacks to "Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?
• Top-N Surreal Top-N
• Top-N freaky things to say when you answer the phone
• Top-N "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be..."
• Top-N Things to Teach Other People's Kids
• Top-N Synonyms for "Insane"
• Top-N Good Idea / Bad Idea
• Top-N Ways to tick off your Flying instructor
• Top-N excuses to give the cop if you're driving naked
• Top-N Djibouti
• Top-N Last Words of Princess Diana
• Top-N rubbish jokes. Yes, simple as that. Top N rubbish jokes. Come on moderators, get it while it's hot...

Top-X

• Top-X: Two Words
• Surreal Top X
• Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a [blank]
• Words Fail Me When...
• How to make people you hate miserable
• Ways to conquer medication induced insomnia
• Super-hero powers left over after all the good ones have been taken.
• Movie lines that are funnier if the word 'penis' is substituted somewhere in the sentence
• I am Dr. Gonads
• Responses to "Hey! You have a barge on your head!"
• Sage Advice
• Y2K predictions
• things to do with a 900 foot penis
• weird things to put up your butt
• Things You Just Have to Get Used To
• Replys to "How's it Hanging?"
• indications you need professional help
• Surprise Endings to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
• Holy Crap! There's a [blank] in my [blank] !!!!!
• questions we'ed like to ask
• Lies that Top-Xers tell to themselves and others.
• Excuses to avoid going out with a loser
• Endings for this lyric: "You walked in, I woke up, I've never seen a pretty girl..."
• Euphemisisms for masturbation
• Ways to make the evening news more interesting
• Old Global Pasttimes
• Things you'd like to say over the supermarket PA system.
• Words or phrases that are fun to say
• "I'd Really Rather [blank]"
• Couples We Don't Want to See in a Sex Story
• slogans of the 90's
• On top of spaghetti, all covered in [blank]
• Ways to spark up Top X activity. Again.
• Surreal Compliments

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