Top-N ways to really give the creeps to a total stranger (drumroll, please...) 1. Stare. Just stare incessantly with a look of deep fear. Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 2. Break into hysteria while glaring at something on him (hair, tie, etc.) Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 3. Point your finger at him unsteadily, let your jaw drop, turn around and run like crazy Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 4. Walk right up to them and say "I told you death wouldn't stop me." Submitted: Mark() 5. Drop down on all fours and bark like a dog Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 6. Cross your eyes, smile like an idiot and sing "la-la-la" while clumsily skipping around him Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 7. Talk about what a bum rap that Jeffrie Dahmer got Submitted: Steve() 8. Walk up to them, say "Excuse me, I have something important to tell you", and when you get your mouth close to their ear, scream like there's no tomorrow Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 9. Call a random number, and when somebody answers, say in a monotonous voice: "there is no service at this number. Please hang up and dial again" Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 10. Quote from and rave about the movie "Millennium" Submitted: Steve() 11. Talk to them, but only move your lips in complete silence Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) 12. Do your impression of a raving lunatic and ask something like: "Hey, man! How about that pacific ocean, huh?" Be creative Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This list started by Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)