Top-N Fun Things to do after death (drumroll, please...) 1. Become a poltergeist. Haunt everybody who was mean to you when you were alive. Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 2. Visit psychics at seances. Give out phony information, or just babble along and don't make any sense. Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 3. Revive miraculously during your own funeral. Watch the fun! Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 4. dance like a chicken and sing like a duck... Submitted: plugger(who@cares) 5. dance like a duck and sing like a chicken... Submitted: plugger(who@cares) 6. dissapear six feet under nevr to be seen again until mulder suspects you were swapped with an alien body in some secret US government consiracy Submitted: plugger(who@cares) 7. Feed the worms. Submitted: scummonkey 8. Do Al Gore impersonations. Submitted: scummonkey 9. Lower your IQ to Dan Quayle's. Submitted: scummonkey 10. Look for Elvis. Submitted: scummonkey 11. Chill with your homies, Tupac and Biggie Small. Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 12. Brag about how little you weigh. Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 13. Go pay those nice people up in Amityville a visit. Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 14. Get reincarnated as a slime mold. Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 15. Storm through the pearly gates and ask to see the manager. Complain about the service. Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 16. I've seen "The Exorcist" a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Submitted: Tec42Tec42Tec42(Tec42@geocities.com) 17. Oh crap. For the record, #11 should be Notorious B.I.G., not Biggie Small. Submitted: Tec42(Doh!) 18. Decompose and start to smell bad. Submitted: Just Me(Gee, death is depressing, isn't it?) 19. Lay around in a box for a few hundred years until your bones erode into dust. Submitted: Just Me(Gee, death is depressing, isn't it?) 20. Walk in front of people holding camcorders and try to get on an episode of 'Unsolved Mysteries' Submitted: Just Me 21. Get a job in Hell as a torturer! :) Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 22. Become a demoness. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 23. Appear to religious fanatics and prove whatever their beliefs are wrong. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 24. Explore comets in the oort cloud, freeload on the Heavensgate travelers. Submitted: Ohno 25. Grab a carton of Newports,and catch up. Submitted: buttmunch 26. Follow Metallica ,Danzig,Marilyn Manson,Type O Negative,and White Zombie around,when they were'nt tourin',and see what they were really like. Submitted: buttmunch 27. Haunt O.J. Simpson. Submitted: buttmunch 28. party,party,party!!!!! Submitted: buttmunch 29. Possess your own decaying corpse. Go about your life as if nothing really happened. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 30. Limbo in Limbo. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 31. Play the WHEEL OF REINCARNATION! Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 32. Possess famous people and make them do foolish things. too late. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 33. mess up the judgement in purgatory sending the guilty to heaven and the innocent to hell. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 34. Visit the Grim Reaper and Laugh in the face of death. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 35. Have a date with death. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 36. See if you can be reincarnated as an mythical or extinct creature. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 37. Feed Charon to Cerebus and cross Styx for free. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 38. Return to earth, appear at night and wander the same stretch of road glowing ominously for a century. Submitted: ChAoS(Is the dangerman who plays subspace top-n's danger) 39. Appear to one kid as their imaginary friend. Teach them all kinds of anti-social behaviour. Submitted: Tec42(plays subspace as Tec42 occassionally) 40. #26: I didn't know that anyone else listened to Type O Negative. Well, of course I knew that other people did, but I've never been this close to anyone who has! WOW!!! Submitted: Gumti((TypO@Goddess)) 41. Come back as Parkay Butter and talk to people in the dary section of the store. "Parkay...BUTTER! Ha Ha Ha! FOOLS!" Submitted: Gumti((Gumti@Butter.melt.Ahhh!)) 42. Show up at a wedding and lift the bride's dress over her head. Submitted: Gumti((Gumti@Elvis.I'm *Alive*)) 43. #3 That acutally happened once. The guy's mother died of a heart attack at the shock of it. Submitted: Sailor Earth 44. Set Oweji (sp) boards on fire. Submitted: Sailor Earth 45. Become one of God's Avengeing Angels and kick the ass of every rich scumbag on this planet. Submitted: Sailor Earth 46. Go on a date with Jesus. Submitted: Sailor Earth 47. Walk through restrooms/dressing rooms and watch everyone run. Submitted: Piss Ant 48. Go about your classes like nothing ever happened. School could get to be fun. Submitted: Piss Ant 49. Play Twister with the Grim Reaper dude Submitted: Bill(bogus journey) 50. Or give him a melvin Submitted: Ted(bogus journey) 51. SNOWBALL ST. PETER AT THE PEARLY GATE Submitted: THE TUBB PEOPLE 52. BLAST YOUR DRIED UP CUM DUST ALL OVER THE VIRGIN MARY'S FACE Submitted: THE TUBB PEOPLE 53. run for President (heck, Bob Dole did it) Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 54. After your flesh and organs rot off, get a job as a xylophone Submitted: Magus Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 55. 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