Top-N excuses to give the cop if you're driving naked

(drumroll, please...)

  1. The air conditioning is broken
     Submitted: Mark()
  2. That's the last time I shop at "The Emperor's New Clothing Store"
     Submitted: Mark()
  3. Moths, officer. I was just attacked by a swarm of moths that ate away
     every shred of clothing
     Submitted: Mark()
  4. Good afternoon, Officer, my name's Hugh Grant. I'm actually quite a
     famous actor
     Submitted: Mark()
  5. What do you mean, 'naked'? I'm wearing clothes. Have you been sitting
     out in the sun a long time?
     Submitted: Mark()
  6. I just gave all my clothes to that homeless guy back there
     Submitted: Mark()
  7. I'm an undercover police officer, I just didn't have a place to pin my
     badge
     Submitted: Mark()
  8. Oh goody! Are you gonna frisk me?!? (wink wink)
     Submitted: Mark()
  9. I'm on my way to work, I'm a porn star.
     Submitted: Mark()
 10. I'm on my way home from a tax audit
     Submitted: Mark()
 11. Geez, I was going so fast my clothes ripped off me... Oops, let me
     rephrase that...
     Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
 12. I'm not naked, just drunk....dooooh!
     Submitted: Steve()
 13. Name?, Why Adam of course - I'm on my way to pick up my wife...Eve
     Submitted: Steve()
 14. Don't call me naked! I'm Clothing-Challenged
     Submitted: Mark()
 15. I'm the head nudist for the nudist colony on Central. Remember, you're
     a member.
     Submitted: LK(who else is this bored?)
 16. I just washed my clothes and I can't do a thing with them! (LK,
     apparently a lot of people.)
     Submitted: ()
 17. I'm sorry officer, but I'm not about to stand for that! RAPE! RAPE!
     Submitted: Captain Horny()
 18. Well it's like this officer, this great big UFO came down in front of
     me.........
     Submitted: Jules()

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