Top-N Top 300 things to do on Friday Nights (please add a few)

(drumroll, please...)

  1. Add a Friday Nights list on Saturday
     Submitted: anonymous
  2. Try to form a list too long to ever complete.
     Submitted: anonymous
  3. Make up Dan Quayle jokes any post them on the WWW.
     Submitted: Dan Quayle
  4. Die.
     Submitted: anonymous
  5. Keep trying to secretly contact the jury members.
     Submitted: O.J.
  6. Wait until 11:59:59 PM, just to see it turn Saturday.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
  7. Call up your fellow "no-life" friends and complain to each other about
     how "we really need to get a life..." Repeat each week.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
  8. Make prank phone calls to the class nerd that sits in front of you at
     school.
     Submitted: Allora Dannen
  9. Rent a bunch of love stories and sit at home and cry the whole time
     your watching because you don't have a boyfriend.
     Submitted: Stacey Horan
 10. Go to sleep early so you can get up early the next morning to go watch
     the Ant Farms at the Museum.
     Submitted: Jordan Taylor
 11. Go booze cruising all night and finally crawl back into the house at
     5:00a.m.
     Submitted: Stacey Horan
 12. Go skinning dipping in the lake at midnight.
     Submitted: Allora Dannen
 13. Attempting to avoid embarrasing turgidity while imagining upcoming
     episode of Star Trek: Voyager
     Submitted: Jay Quinones(tweaky@oo.com)
 14. Try your new gun out on the White House
     Submitted: LK
 15. Write a novel then burn it. (while laughing hysterically in full view
     of your niehgbors.)
     Submitted: LK
 16. WATCH THAT URKEL KID ON FAMILY MATTERS
     Submitted: BOOTY
 17. Get laid. Several (billion) times! -(pant, pant, pant)-
     Submitted: Captain Comrade(None)
 18. pick your nose just like Beavis does ....
     Submitted: LK(only on #18???)
 19. Try to get a date with the chick in #9 'cause you don't have a
     girlfriend
     Submitted: Alan Bailward(alan_bailward@mindlink.bc.ca)
 20. Curl up with a good URL
     Submitted: anonymous
 21. plan what to do for the following friday night
     Submitted: sucy
 22. Roll a few and spend the rest of the night flying
     Submitted: CENSORED(ZAP@DEV.NULL)
 23. Devise a foolproof plan to loot the bank accounts of the ten largest
     multinational corporations.
     Submitted: anonymous
 24. Write, shoot, direct and co-star in your very own pornographic movie.
     Submitted: anonymous
 25. Invent a superior peanut butter & jellie sandwich that involves fewer
     than three secret ingredients.
     Submitted: anonymous
 26. Varnish your cat.
     Submitted: anonymous
 27. Visualize in detail: 1) the first time you made love 2) the first time
     you made love and it was great and 3) the last time you made love and
     what could have made it great.
     Submitted: anonymous
 28. Alphabetize the canned food in your pantry.
     Submitted: anonymous
 29. Dream about what you could do to make yourself the most desireable man
     or woman in the world.
     Submitted: anonymous
 30. Call your parents and tell them you love them.
     Submitted: anonymous
 31. E-Mail Mike Bray and tell him how much you enjoy the Top-N list (even
     if you do get mad at some of the players).
     Submitted: Not the Mike Bray(film@eleven)
 32. Invent a cure for a disease that has not yet been discovered.
     Submitted: anonymous
 33. Toga, toga, toga!
     Submitted: anonymous
 34. See how many different people you can kiss between sunset and sunrise.
     Submitted: anonymous
 35. Act on a whim.
     Submitted: anonymous
 36. Whistle a happy tune.
     Submitted: anonymous
 37. Make a list of all the politicians you know who just don't get it.
     Submitted: anonymous
 38. Fill your bathtub with cherry Jello and sit in it.
     Submitted: anonymous
 39. Call all your friends and tell them you've decided to have a sex
     change operation (try to guess ahead of time who will try to talk you
     out of it and who will encourage you.)
     Submitted: anonymous
 40. Do three impossible things before breakfast.
     Submitted: anonymous
 41. Devise a non-violent plot to overthrow the government of the United
     States.
     Submitted: anonymous
 42. Find a new use for baking soda.
     Submitted: anonymous
 43. Look for Elvis.
     Submitted: anonymous
 44. See how long you can maintain an erection.
     Submitted: anonymous
 45. Rent the Princess Bride and memorize all the lines.
     Submitted: anonymous
 46. Start a TopN list of signs your new neighbor might be Elvis.
     Submitted: anonymous
 47. Become an unindicted co-conspirator.
     Submitted: anonymous
 48. Read "War and Peace" to your plants.
     Submitted: anonymous
 49. Call the F.B.I. and tell them you killed Jimmy Hoffa and you're ready
     to show them where you buried the body. (Be prepared for a long night)
     Submitted: anonymous
 50. Make love all night long.
     Submitted: anonymous
 51. The preceding 28 entries were created by one man in a state of moral
     turpitude.
     Submitted: Casablanca(hereslooking@you.kid)
 52. Build a nuclear reactor.
     Submitted: Bob
 53. Come up with entries for this list so we can get this sucka up to 300
     already...
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 54. Think up 246 more entries.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 55. Think up 245 more entries (Hey this is easy...)
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 56. Think up 244 more entries (Okay, I think you understand how boring MY
     Friday nights are. In fact, it's a Wednesday!!!)
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 57. Watch "Ishtar"
     Submitted: The Eternal(No one can know)
 58. Search all night for fake, nude pictures of Kathy Ireland on the
     Internet
     Submitted: The Eternal(No one can know)
 59. Crash a rich neighborhood party with a King Tiger tank and a 12 guage
     shotgun
     Submitted: Phil the physco
 60. Watch El Mariachi, a great Mexican action flic!
     Submitted: Phil the physco
 61. Watch the Star Wars trilogy for the 3496th time, on the new THX and
     letterboxed editions.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 62. Eating sawdust and shitting two by fours
     Submitted: anonymous
 63. Rent Rocky Horror, watch it by yourself and play all the parts (with
     costumes)
     Submitted: Munch Wolf(ya right)
 64. Make plans to take over the world
     Submitted: Bob
 65. Do homework... ya, right
     Submitted: Bob
 66. Watch Barney 'till your head explodes
     Submitted: Bob
 67. Watch Bob until his head explodes
     Submitted: ACC3
 68. Shave off all your hair and make a voodoo doll of yourself
     Submitted: Munch Wolf
 69. Drink lots of anything and go mark out your territory with your urine
     Submitted: Not Funny
 70. Go to a 24-hour supermarket and play bumper cars with the trolleys
     Submitted: Not Funny
 71. Shoot the person who wrote #67
     Submitted: Bob
 72. If you live in D.C.find your house on the map at
     http://www.c3.lanl.gov/~cjhamil/Browse/dc.html
     Submitted: Bob
 73. Dress up as your favorite Power Ranger and try to scare some police
     officers
     Submitted: Bob
 74. Work all night to get this bloody list up to 300
     Submitted: Bob
 75. Destroy your other weaker, personalities
     Submitted: Bob
 76. Work to over-throw Bob
     Submitted: Ed, Jon, and Joe
 77. Make a base out of your couch pillows
     Submitted: Ed
 78. Ed, that's the first reasonable suggestion that's been made on this
     list. Hope you're able to reassemble your many personalities sometime
     soon.
     Submitted: Skitso(f@city!)
 79. Drop water balloons out a window.
     Submitted: Casablanca(kid@heart)
 80. Spit tabacco juice and adjust yourself
     Submitted: anonymous
 81. Write a program that writes programs that teach programs to learn.
     Submitted: Bull Gates(kickin@ss)
 82. Email people who leave entries on these lists.
     Submitted: Spoonman
 83. Watch the movie "UHF" (from Wierd Al) about a million times
     Submitted: Ed
 84. Guess which objects in your room float, then flood your room
     Submitted: Bob
 85. Get rid of Bob for good, 'cause I am the number 1 personality
     Submitted: Ed
 86. Watch this list to see who will make entree #300
     Submitted: Ed
 87. Darn your socks (O.K., you darned socks, listen up!)
     Submitted: Frivilous and pretty in pink.
 88. Develop a formal classification system for women's breasts, i.e.,
     jigglers, wobblers, mongo mothers, slackers, bouncers, flatlanders,
     etc.
     Submitted: Thundermug
 89. Develop a formal classification system for men's penises - from the
     ridiculous to the sublime.
     Submitted: Arlene
 90. masterbate
     Submitted: dudu
 91. Find creative ways to put off doing the homework that's due Monday
     until early Monday morning.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 92. Do your bills (Then Saturday, do your Rays, Sunday, do your
     Jerrys,...)
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 93. Devise a method to wake up in time to catch Beakman's World Saturday
     morning, while stilling struggling with your hang-over.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 94. Come home drunk, crap in the tub and wash yourself in the toilet.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 95. Repeat to yourself: "I can stop doing Top-N lists anytime. I really
     can get a life. I'm not addicted to my computer..."
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 96. Find help for the people who wrote #88, #89, and #90. They really need
     help.
     Submitted: Ed
 97. Advertise Windows '96. I promise that it will be more crappy than
     Windows '95.
     Submitted: Bill Gates
 98. See how many ways you can mis-spell potatoe.
     Submitted: Dan Quayle
 99. Mix various chemicals and test their responces to fire.
     Submitted: Ed
100. Enter idea number 100! Only 200 more to go!
     Submitted: Ed
101. Windows '97 may actually work, so buy it!
     Submitted: Bill Gates
102. I'm almost sure that Windows '98 will work correctly!
     Submitted: Bill Gates
103. If Windows '99 doesn't work, I develop another way for you to give me
     money, I gaurantee it willl eveen haive speel ckeckeing!
     Submitted: Bill Gates
104. Send death threats to Barney, Bill Gates, and the Power Rangers.
     Submitted: Joe
105. Get a girl/boy friend instead of adding to this list all night.
     Submitted: Ed
106. RE #96, Ed, as a minor god in a pantheon of multiple personalities, I
     might suggest you could use a little psychic fine-tuning yourself. By
     the way, I resemble that remark.
     Submitted: dudu
107. Go to Burger King and order flame-broiled escargot and quiche Lorraine
     to go.
     Submitted: Saucy
108. Begin a petition to amend the U.S. Constitution to declare Winduhs
     (any iteration) cruel and unusual punishment.
     Submitted: John Hancock
109. Write a program to destroy dudu.
     Submitted: Bill Gates
110. Fuck my cat.
     Submitted: Chad Sons(cwsons@edge.com)
111. Lather yourself up with Mazola oil from head to toe and run stark
     naked through a crowded shopping mall yelling, "Catch me if you can!"
     Submitted: dr. dement
112. Get drunk and have primordial sex.
     Submitted: Monica Dike
113. Get naked with a group of friends and throw cornflakes at each other.
     Submitted: Joaquin Mexicano
114. take the garbage out at 10:00 pm
     Submitted: Jo LaVerne
115. look at Gregg W. Jerome's naked body
     Submitted: Basketball player lover
116. in continuation of no. 89. Mr. Winkie, Mr. Wally, one eye cyclops,
     Stanley (as in stanley tools), My joystick, and footlong (on very few
     guys, mostly b-ball players)!!!
     Submitted: Jo Le LaVerne
117. In continuation of #96, number 116 also needs help.
     Submitted: anonymous
118. Get drunk and have primordial soup with Monica Dike.
     Submitted: Thundermug
119. Lurk in bushes outside police station
     Submitted: anonymous
120. Get multiple body piercings and take about 8 ibuprofen to keep the
     swelling down.
     Submitted: anonymous
121. Play all your records backwards to check for hidden messages.
     Submitted: anonymous
122. Call the psychic hotlines and ask them who you are, because you have
     amnesia
     Submitted: anonymous
123. Turn down the volume on a stupid movie and do all the voices and
     dialogue yourself.
     Submitted: anonymous
124. See how hard it is to get arrested in this town
     Submitted: anonymous
125. Take your suitcase to the airport and pretend you're going somewhere
     Submitted: anonymous
126. Go to the store and try on hats
     Submitted: anonymous
127. Go to the hat and try on stores.
     Submitted: anonymous
128. Go to the bus terminal and see who gets off.
     Submitted: dr. dement
129. The go to the hat and some stores try on (read this list after 8
     beers)
     Submitted: anonymous
130. Gig a flounder
     Submitted: anonymous
131. Fig a glounder
     Submitted: anonymous
132. Write the most disgusting things you know about people on post it
     notes and then put them up in a place where everyone and their grandma
     can see them.
     Submitted: Rele Jo LaVerne
133. Do your laundry--piece by piece.
     Submitted: Rele Jo Laverne
134. Get a pap smear.
     Submitted: Mokey
135. Think up ways to play with the minds of your best friends.
     Submitted: Rele Jo LaVerne
136. Think up laviscious things to do to you sexy, young boss.
     Submitted: Rele Jo LaVerne
137. Play the song "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC over and over again until your
     roommates move out and you are left alone--then play Mozart so that
     you will never get new roommates.
     Submitted: Rele Jo LaVerne
138. Get a Pabst beer.
     Submitted: Arlene
139. Chug a gallon of cheap, hot red wine and try to set the world's record
     for projectile vomiting your toenails.
     Submitted: Thundermug
140. Go to Roswell N.M. dressed up as an alien and run around on a military
     base.
     Submitted: X-Phile
141. In reference to #140 YOU NEED TO GET SOME HELP
     Submitted: Mulder
142. Mulder where are you , you crazed ,loony, psychopath. trust no 1
     Submitted: SCULLY
143. Mulder catch me if you can
     Submitted: Alien
144. Watch VH1 and worry because Tom Petty is starting to look good
     Submitted: Ivy Lee(free@last )
145. Worry even more because you wonder who liked your answers on the "it's
     cool" list
     Submitted: Yes, I am a woman!!!!(As far as you know)
146. Cry bitter tears because you miss VR5
     Submitted: Fred
147. Walk on the beach
     Submitted: anonymous
148. Take your crocodile for a walk.
     Submitted: dr. dement
149. Add entries to the "Women who look best naked" list, instead of here
     (That list'll reach #300 before this does...).
     Submitted: Jamie Beu
150. Hope that you can be the cool one to put #300 on this list. (Oooo!
     #150! Half way there...)
     Submitted: Jamie Beu
151. Has anyone said, "Jerk off?"
     Submitted: anonymous
152. Rest up for the next 148 entries to this list.
     Submitted: anonymous
153. Remove your own appendix using nothing but a spoon, a butter knife and
     a litre of Wild Turkey.
     Submitted: dr. demento
154. Try to imitate some of those cool TNT tricks cartoon charcters do
     Submitted: Ed
155. Eat pop rocks and drink cola until you explode
     Submitted: Munch Wolf(ya sha)
156. Teach a lovely young wench the correct way to play the skin flute.
     Submitted: Wiley Coyote
157. See if you can find something that sticks to teflon.
     Submitted: dr. demento
158. Try to get your Venus Fly Trap to become a vegetarian.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu
159. Start counting to 1 billion, just to see if it really does take a
     lifetime to do it, at 1 number per second.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu
160. Build a pipe bomb. Give it to the next pipe smoker you meet.
     Submitted: Timothy McVeigh
161. Plan your Hallowe'en costume
     Submitted: anonymous
162. Try and think of all the cartoons you watched as a kid that aren't
     around anymore.
     Submitted: Melissa
163. Find a way to really prove the Juice (OJ) really did or didn't do it
     Submitted: Bob
164. Buy 'bout a million pets and walk through some public areas with them
     Submitted: Ed
165. Find intresting combinations of household cleaners
     Submitted: Ed
166. watch water drip from the leaky faucet in my shower
     Submitted: timebender
167. Move half of your stuff to the apartment across the back yard, then
     stare at your roommates, saying,"We still have to move the stuff from
     the garage." (Not so funny, but true.)
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
168. Find something that moves and fuck it, if it dosent move fuck it 'till
     it does.
     Submitted: Insain
169. Put a 1000 piece puzzle together, cardboard side up (this may turn
     into things to do on a Saturday night)
     Submitted: Ivy Lee
170. Hang out with Spoonman...
     Submitted: ?????
171. the above was obviously submitted by spoonman
     Submitted: anonymous
172. Find out who Thundermug is.
     Submitted: Monica Dike
173. Find a new and exciting place to urinate.
     Submitted: Mary the Lamb
174. Try to catch up on your reading of the Top-N lists, to see which ones
     have new entries and which ones are just plain stupid.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
175. Try to answer all the entries in the "Philosophical questions" list,
     without using the words "I", "a", "an", "and", "or", "not", or "the".
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
176. Start a betting pool of when this list will actually hit 300. (I've
     got $5 on November 13th.)
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
177. Go out on a date.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
178. Play baseball.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
179. Play soccer.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
180. Play football.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
181. Play basketball.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
182. Play wallyball.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
183. Watch all these sports listed above.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
184. Rent a pornogrphic movie and masturbate the night away.
     Submitted: anonymous
185. Find out where Waldo is. I'm lonely.
     Submitted: Waldo
186. Ed
     Submitted: Go into your backyard and look for Waldo
187. Add entries with the name and submission switched
     Submitted: Ed
188. Think up new JFK consiracy theories
     Submitted: The Nameless One
189. Imagine having sex with casual passers-by.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
190. Try and guess what your parents are doing for fun tonight.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
191. Send marriage proposals to Newt Gingrich.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
192. Discover new species of cockroach under your stove.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
193. Smell the underwear in your laudry basket to see if you can get away
     with wearing it for one more day.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
194. Write a sure-fire #1 hit and send it to Whitney Houston to perform.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
195. Send a dose of LSD to the FBI to test for purity.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
196. Watch "Duckman" and lust after Aunt Bernice.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
197. Take up Sally Struthers on one of those train-at-home study programs.
     Submitted: anonymous
198. Teach your dog's fleas to do the wave.
     Submitted: Casablanca
199. Floss your keyboard.
     Submitted: Casablanca
200. Take your weekly bath.
     Submitted: Casablanca
201. go to the all guy/girls floor of you college dorm and fuck evryone of
     them
     Submitted: dy-Anne
202. Hooters!
     Submitted: Mike
203. Spread dough on your feet. Learn to walk on ceilings.
     Submitted: Blank Screen
204. Spread flour (not dough) on your feet. Learn to walk on ceilings.
     Submitted: Blank Screen
205. Watch porn and eat Cheetos. End up with orange penis.
     Submitted: Blank Screen
206. Guys:Try to find a way to give yourself a blowjob
     Submitted: Blank Screen
207. Girls:Stay home and perform self-cunnilingus
     Submitted: Blank Screen
208. Learn to say "FUCK OFF" in every language ever spoken.
     Submitted: Blank Screen
209. Play Twister with your pet(s)
     Submitted: Blank Screen
210. Learn to become a surgeon by operating on yourself. (By the way, my
     apologies if any of the above ideas have already been submitted.)
     Submitted: Blank Screen
211. Go out and get a life, or borrow someone else's!
     Submitted: Satan(666@HELL.com)
212. Try out some of the items from the "Top-N Fun things to do in an
     Elevator or Top-N Fun Things to do while Driving" lists
     Submitted: Blank Screen
213. Look up the word "pathetic" in a dictionary.
     Submitted: T. N. O.
214. Go out and piss in some guy's gas tank.
     Submitted: Buffoon
215. Work on your Beavis & Butthead impersonations
     Submitted: The Mighty Narf
216. Plot world conquest.
     Submitted: The Nameless One
217. Cultivate paranoia.
     Submitted: The Nameless One
218. Get pissed about a something stupid and form a militia group to combat
     it.
     Submitted: The Nameless One
219. Smole a truckload of cigarettes one after another until you die.
     Submitted: The Nameless One
220. Write in Entry no. 220 for this list!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
221. Watch every episode of that stupid Barney the Dinosaur show and go
     stark raving mad! (By the way there's only 79 entries left!)
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
222. Play croquet.
     Submitted: Daniel Doyle(danield@krypton.nesc.k12.ar.us)
223. Learn how to hypnotize people!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
224. Pig out on fugicles(this one's for you Aaron!)
     Submitted: anonymous
225. Pig out on fudgicles and pineapple sherbet
     Submitted: Jen
226. Raise the dead
     Submitted: Blank Screen
227. Do genetic testing on your friends!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
228. Dress up in Long Underwear and Fight Crime!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
229. Foil a plot to overthrow the government!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
230. Watch those video cassettes that you never bothered to label!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
231. Talk to your friends about what you could be doing if only you had
     money or a car.
     Submitted: Ben Lang(bjlang@piper.hamline.edu)
232. Ask your friend what to put on this list.
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
233. Wander the desert like Kwi Chang Kane from Kung Fu.
     Submitted: Beetle and Booster(JL1113 and PD2718)
234. Think of what you'll say when you're entry number 300.
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
235. Laugh hysterically nonstop for ten minutes in front of your friends,
     then stop for a minute and stare at them with a blank expression on
     your face. Finally cry hysterically without warning for another ten
     minutes.
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
236. (continued from 235) ...and act perfectly normal afterward. Anyway
     this entry is... plan on doing that 10 page paper that's due on Monday
     Saturday, fully aware that you'll end up doing it on 3 am Monday
     morning!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
237. Dream of destroying all power rangers, but the whitle one..he is god!!
     Submitted: Becky(faulk_rm@students.uwlax.edu)
238. watch X-files
     Submitted: couch potatoe
239. Alphabetize your wardrobe
     Submitted: Blank Screen
240. Pop those problem pimples!
     Submitted: Blank Screen
241. About 237: What about the pink one? She's kinda cute! Entry: Kill that
     Urkel kid from Family Matters!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
242. Tell your friend what to put on this list and duck when he tries to
     take a poke at you!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
243. Invite your friends over. Wait until your cats playfight. While the
     cats are playfighting, take bets to see who will win!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
244. Try to get abducted by a UFO!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
245. Study. Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, good
     Grief, what was I thinking? :-) (55 more to go folks!)
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
246. Phone sex!
     Submitted: Tunis(janr@execpc.com)
247. Lean out your window at home and scream at the top of your lungs ; "
     KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     Submitted: Booster
248. Hack into AOL and screw up their billing system.
     Submitted: t. n. o.
249. Check out Rhonda on USA.
     Submitted: t. n. o.
250. If youre Arabic,sit under a palm tree and eat your dates
     Submitted: SID(sid@hudsonet.com)
251. have a seance in your local cemetary
     Submitted: Eric(egbianch@Learn.senacac.on.ca)
252. Count your freckles.
     Submitted: anonymous
253. Figure out your sexual orientation.
     Submitted: anonymous
254. Defrost the fridge and clean the oven.
     Submitted: Anonymous
255. Try to recal all of the elements, in order. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium,
     Berillium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Florine, Neon, Sodium,
     something, something, I can remember any more...
     Submitted: Ed
256. Hold up a liquor store or gas station.
     Submitted: The Mighty Narf
257. ...then try to out avoid/out-run the fuzz.
     Submitted: The Mighty Narf
258. Go to an Indian resturant with a bag of hamburgers from Mcdonalds and
     eat them at the table.
     Submitted: Booster
259. Break into David Letterman's house.
     Submitted: Booster
260. Try to figure out what the people who make entries on this list look
     like, starting with me!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
261. Hit yourself or a friend upside the head!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
262. Hit Beetle upside the head.
     Submitted: Booster
263. Shoot Booster in the head!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
264. Watch Robocop sixteen times.
     Submitted: Booster
265. One Word:X-Files!
     Submitted: Ripper(txrpratt@acs.bu.edu)
266. Make friendly wagers on which Top-N regular will actually add #300
     Submitted: Ripper(txrpratt@acs.bu.edu)
267. Go streeking down the fruit/vegetable aisle at HT.
     Submitted: SAC
268. Have staring contests with your cat(s)!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
269. Have deep political debates with your pets!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
270. Look at entry number 2 and laugh because there are only 30 entries to
     go, folks!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
271. Watch every episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" and solve them all!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
272. Call America's Most Wanted and say that you're a notorious criminal.
     Then laugh maniacally and hang up!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
273. Read every book in your house, apartment, or dorm room.
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
274. Run for office. Heck, you probably--make that definately--couldn't do
     any worse than the clowns already there!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
275. Play poker with your pets!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
276. Get in you car and drive cross-country!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
277. Celebrate because VR5 is off the air!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
278. Try to set up your plants with the neighnor's plants.
     Submitted: scummonkey
279. Watch every Star Trek episode (all four series), and all seven movies,
     until all you can say is, "He's dead, Jim!"
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
280. Dig a moat for your house!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
281. Three words: Water Gun Fight!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
282. While watching your favorite TV show, turn down the volume and come up
     with your own dialog!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
283. Do brain surgery on yourself!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
284. Call the President, imitating his voice!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
285. Go out and look at the stars. Try to find your own constellation.
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
286. Create your own soverign nation in your apartment, house, or dorm
     room. Appoint your friends in various positions, and declare war on
     the house, dorm room, or apartment next to you!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
287. Call up OJ and tell him that you have evidence which proves beyond a
     shodow of a doubt that he murdered Nicole!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
288. Rack your brain for more entries on this list so that you can be #300!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
289. Beg Clinton to appoint you to the US Supreme Court!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
290. Go home! (Ten more to go, folks!)
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
291. Watch Darkman 50 times!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
292. Go out on a date with an attractive, bright, and funny woman (or guy,
     depending on your preference)
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
293. Eat something that you didn't have to cook!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
294. Get Depressed over lost oppertunities!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
295. Write your autobiography. Make up stuff if you want!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
296. Name your car.
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
297. Name ordinary household objects! Be creative!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
298. Solve the world's problems.
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
299. Try to figure out what that pulsating stuff is in your fridge!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
300. Sleep well knowing that you're entry number 300 for this list!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
301. i am 301. muhahahaha. i ruined the list! i ruined the list! i ruined
     the list!
     Submitted: party pooper
302. Go to the "Heurigen" near Vienna!
     Submitted: J. Buchhas(j-buchhas@apanet.apa.co.at)
303. Get pissed off you weren't #300 and rip loudly while shaking one leg.
     Submitted: The Egg(ggates@fanshawe.newzealand.NCR.com)
304. Hire me to rub out Bettle for making entry 300. I know where he lives.
     BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
     Submitted: Booster
305. Collect money from #176
     Submitted: Air-dry
306. Booster, Booster, Booster, you couldn't rub out a fly, let alone me.
     Entry: Clean up your bomb-site of an apartment!
     Submitted: Beetle(JL1113)
307. Try to beat your personel record of most times beatin' it in a single
     night- (Record set previous Saturday)
     Submitted: Gillis(natiman@aol.com)
308. Read every one of these suggestions, ponder them, and write a one-page
     essay on the feasibility and desirability of each one. of them
     Submitted: scummonkey
309. U can do your mama!
     Submitted: Big Bone(@yourmamashouse.www.com)
310. Laugh about the previous entry (hint hint, same person)
     Submitted: Big Bad Ben(@mymamashouse.www.com)
311. Stay home and watch every episode of Sesame Street.
     Submitted: Grover
312. Stay home and watch every episode of Mr. Rogers. submitted by same
     person.
     Submitted: anonymous
313. Capture Saddam Hussein
     Submitted: Derrick Silas(dsilas@cypress.mscr.olemiss.edu)
314. Beat up a few teachers
     Submitted: Itta Bena, MS
315. Get really drunk and stone!!!!!!!
     Submitted: snoop
316. Beat up some nerds
     Submitted: spot
317. Count your PUBIC HAIRS!!!
     Submitted: SAM(spalum01@student.vill.edu)
318. Pleasure a member of the opposite sex orally.
     Submitted: anonymous
319. Wonder what it is that nobody does like Sara Lee!
     Submitted: Mr. Gone
320. Drop Acid and wander around campus
     Submitted: Some Head(janisd@berkely.cc.edu)
321. Masturbate.
     Submitted: Dick Wagonwheel
322. How far can your thumb go up your butt?
     Submitted: Spanky(beats me)
323. Uhhhh, what was this list about again?
     Submitted: Daddy Smack(beats me)
324. How hard can you hit your dick without it being painful.
     Submitted: Spanky(beats me)
325. Find out your sperm count.
     Submitted: Spanky(beats me)
326. find a new sex toy and play with it
     Submitted: c.c.BIGS
327. Impersonate Beavis's Cornholio
     Submitted: I P Freely
328. have sex with a rooster
     Submitted: I P Freely
329. drink your own piss
     Submitted: I P Freely
330. rent Ted Danson movies
     Submitted: I P Freely
331. Go to Cleveland and say Art Modell rules
     Submitted: I P Freely
332. By the cloud game with your terds, see what object they are shaped
     like
     Submitted: I P Freely
333. call the president and tell him that you have naked pictures of
     Chealsa
     Submitted: I P Freely
334. tell the president that you've had sex with chealsa
     Submitted: I P Freely
335. get fucked in the head by watching natural born killers, pulp fiction,
     and heathers all in a roll.
     Submitted: I P Freely
336. fart and blame it on the dog and or any other person or anilmal
     Submitted: I P Freely
337. piss in a friends beer, sit back and watch them drink it, not knowing
     your secret ingredient
     Submitted: I P Freely
338. find new uses for brocceli
     Submitted: I P Freely
339. Be like Beavis, begin collecting your terds in lttle jars, and store
     them in your basement
     Submitted: I P Freely
340. Go to a resturant, and jerk off in the maynonase
     Submitted: I P Freely
341. Tell a friend that you suddenly find Barney the Dinosaur attractive.
     Submitted: I P Freely
342. search for naked pictures of the following: Bea Arthur, The cast of
     Alice, Courntey Love, Tipper gore. and Hillary clinton.
     Submitted: I P Freely
343. Walk into a 7-11 naked
     Submitted: I P Freely
344. Time how long you can hold your piss
     Submitted: I P Freely
345. Ask everyone you see in the street to smell your finger
     Submitted: I P Freely
346. same thing we do every night ... try to take over the world
     Submitted: anonymous
347. jack offf!!! oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (immmm sooooooooooooo hornnnnyyyy)
     Submitted: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
348. Try to lite your farts on fire
     Submitted: I P Freely
349. Ask people you see on the street if they want to see your bunghole
     Submitted: I P Freely
350. Put a shitload of smarties in a can of jolt cola, then drink it.
     Submitted: I P Freely
351. See how far your finger can go up your nose. Also, see what treasures
     you can find hidden up there
     Submitted: I P Freely
352. Eat bran while sitting onthe tiolet
     Submitted: I P Freely
353. Figure out a plan to convert Melissa Etheridge
     Submitted: I P Freely
354. Think of some Michael Jackson jokes! An Example: Why did Michael
     Jackson quit the Boy Scout? A: He was up to a pack a day!
     Hahahahahahhahahahaha
     Submitted: I P Freely
355. Find new uses for Spark plugs
     Submitted: I P Freely
356. Find new uses for your TV remote
     Submitted: I P Freely
357. Invent new drinking games
     Submitted: I P Freely
358. Invent new recreational drugs
     Submitted: I P Freely
359. Have oral conversation about anal sex
     Submitted: I P Freely
360. Tell veyone you see: Lesbians are our friends
     Submitted: I P Freely
361. Remember Normality is just a formality
     Submitted: I P Freely
362. Try to sneeze, shit, piss eat,fart,burp, blink, and breath all at the
     same time
     Submitted: I P Freely
363. Put a manniquin on the train tracks, then sit back and watch the fun
     when the train hits it, and the conductor thinks that he hit an actul
     person.
     Submitted: I P Freely
364. Fart in an enclosed car
     Submitted: I P Freely
365. Name the terds that you keep in little jars(See my entry No.339)
     Submitted: I P Freely
366. Piss in someone gas tank
     Submitted: I P Freely
367. Get a freind to go for a ride in the car with you. Take Him/Her on a
     long dark raod, drive up to the cliff, and ask them this: Ever feel
     like driving driving off a cliff,laughing hsyterically?
     Submitted: I P Freely
368. Point your penis straight up and piss. See how far in the air the piss
     rises. (The ladies might have trouble with this one)
     Submitted: I P Freely
369. Go to a Perkins Resturant restroom and piss all over the place
     Submitted: I P Freely
370. Go around your nieghborhood,pissing in everyone's front yard
     Submitted: I P Freely
371. Watch the Big 80's on VH1
     Submitted: I P Freely
372. IP Freely, do you have anything else to do in the day, or are you just
     a total reject?
     Submitted: Jobe
373. Five Words:Scavenger Hunt For Jimmy Hoffa.
     Submitted: Forrest Gump
374. Let everyone know that Jobe has been passed around more times then a
     joint at a greatful dead concert
     Submitted: I P Freely
375. Call the FBI and tell them that you are Jimmy Hoffa
     Submitted: I P Freely
376. Make Kurt Cobian jokes (All of Kurt Cobian's songs were NO. 1 with a
     bullet
     Submitted: I P Freely
377. God, I P Freely, you are one pathetic looser. No offense!
     Submitted: Shock Jock
378. Buy a woman for Shock Jock
     Submitted: M T Head
379. Find new uses for handgernades
     Submitted: M T Head
380. Laugh becauses it took you ten minutes to post twenty things to this
     list under the name I P Freely, Five minutes for the rest
     Submitted: M T Head
381. Practice brain surgery on your pets
     Submitted: M T Head
382. Wish for Bob Dole to be assassinated
     Submitted: M T Head
383. Wish for Emmitt Smith to blow out his knee(God I hate the cowchips and
     everyone of it's bandwagon fans
     Submitted: M T Head
384. Bi a man for Shock Jock
     Submitted: M T Head
385. Teach you pets to use the tiolet
     Submitted: M T Head
386. Teach your tiolet to use your pets
     Submitted: M T Head
387. Save the smell of shit in a peanut butter jar
     Submitted: M T Head
388. Roll yourself in the featal postition saying "Die,Steve Urkel,die!"
     Submitted: M T Head
389. Watch the smurfs stoned
     Submitted: M T Head
390. Watch Scooby Doo stoned
     Submitted: M T Head
391. Watch Natuaral Born Killers drunk
     Submitted: M T Head
392. Fart
     Submitted: M T Head
393. Watch Pulp Fiction drunk
     Submitted: M T Head
394. Watch Heathers drunk
     Submitted: M T Head
395. Time how long each piss takes. Keep drinking more to try to break each
     record
     Submitted: M T Head
396. Know that quick thinkig will help me (Hahahahahah) get this up to 400
     Submitted: M T Head
397. In the last entry, I said Get this up, uhuhuhuhuh,mmm
     Submitted: M T Head
398. Be amazed as with a reverseal of the letter t and s in this, you get
     the word shit
     Submitted: M T Head
399. Puke, and see if you can figure out what food that you ate that day is
     making a reaoccuring appearance
     Submitted: M T Head
400. Kick back and relax, knwing that your two aliases, I P Freely and M.T.
     Head, along with being insatly creative, have helped you get this list
     to 400
     Submitted: M T Head
401. Add 401 to this list so it now has to go to 500.........
     Submitted: anonymous
402. M T Head, don't bother spending your money buying me sex, save it for
     yourself. Chances are, you need it more than I do
     Submitted: Shock Jock
403. You know, Shock Jock has got a point...
     Submitted: The Eternal(No one can know)
404. Ignore everyone else and have fun( That's what this list is for)
     Submitted: I P Freely
405. Get A Computer that actully works
     Submitted: I P Freely
406. Figure out a way to empty Jerry Jones's bank account
     Submitted: I P Freely
407. Find a way to loot Jerry Jones's bank account
     Submitted: I P Freely

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