Top-N Curious George Books That Didn't Get Published (drumroll, please...) 1. Curious George and the girl next door Submitted: anonymous 2. Curious George and the electric fence Submitted: anonymous 3. Curious George and the open liquor cabinet Submitted: anonymous 4. Curious George fights back! Submitted: anonymous 5. Curious George walks in on the man in the yellow hat and his "friend". Submitted: Mot P(tbag@hotmail.com) 6. Curious George: First Blood Submitted: Arrowhead 7. Curious George Finds the Ex-Lax Submitted: Arrowhead 8. Curious George Gets Laid Submitted: Arrowhead 9. Curious George Joins The Chippendales Submitted: Arrowhead 10. Curious George Joins The Army: Don't Ask, Don't Tell Submitted: Arrowhead 11. Curious George and his friend the Gimp Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 12. Curious George and the Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 13. Curious George and the free vial of crack Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 14. ... followed by the much loved sequel ... Curious George supports his addiction Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 15. Curious George reads the Karma Sutra Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 16. Curious George and the Monkey Spanker Submitted: Arrowhead 17. Curious George meets the gorilla from "Congo" Submitted: The Mongoose 18. Curious George Goes to the Red Light District Submitted: Just Me 19. Curious George Finds a Hash Bar Submitted: Just Me 20. Curious George Meets a Steamroller Submitted: Just Me 21. Curious George and the Garbage Disposal Submitted: Just Me 22. Curious George Goes Skydiving Submitted: Just Me 23. The Hospital Series, Volume 1 - Curious George Goes to a Marilyn Manson Concert Submitted: Just Me 24. The Hospital Series, Volume 2 - Curious George Goes Stagediving Submitted: Just Me 25. The Hospital Series, Volume 3 - Curious George and the Case of the Missing Arm Submitted: Just Me 26. Curious George Crosses the Street, Which Just Happens to Be a Twelve-Lane Highway Submitted: Just Me 27. Curious George Meets Michael Jackson Submitted: SmellyKat 28. Curious George And The Thigh Master Submitted: SmellyKat 29. Curious George And The Game of Twister Submitted: SmellyKat 30. Curious George's Day As A Choirboy Submitted: SmellyKat 31. Curious George Meets Boy George Submitted: SmellyKat 32. Curious George's Last Day at the Korean Restaurant Submitted: SmellyKat 33. Curious George and the Ginsu Knife Submitted: Just Me 34. Curious George and the Chipper Shredder. Submitted: ChAoS 35. Curious George and the Dark Lord of the Sith. Submitted: ChAoS 36. Curious George and Ebola Zaire. Submitted: ChAoS 37. Curious George and the hungry leopard. Submitted: ChAoS 38. Curious George, the penny, and the light socket. Submitted: ChAoS 39. Curious George and the grenade with the shiney pin. Submitted: ChAoS 40. Curious George and the bottle of strychnine. Submitted: ChAoS 41. Curious George visits Jurassic Park. Submitted: ChAoS 42. Curious George of the Jungle. Submitted: ChAoS 43. Carnivorous George. Submitted: ChAoS 44. Curious George goes baby seal hunting Submitted: SmellyKat 45. Curious George's Day of Ethnic Cleansing Submitted: SmellyKat 46. Curious George Goes Skinhead Submitted: SmellyKat 47. Curious George Natural Born Killer Submitted: SmellyKat 48. Curious George Versus Chelsea at a Beauty Contest Submitted: SmellyKat 49. Curious George at the Controls of a Nuclear Power Plant Submitted: SmellyKat 50. Curious George's Big Adventure (carves some meat, chips some golf balls, jumps on an air conditioner, wears a ski mask, takes a flight to a golf tournament, drives on a freeway in a white Ford Bronco, does a lot of doodling, picks up on young white court employee Submitted: SmellyKat 51. Curious George therapy series-Book 1: The Man in the Yellow Hat has a little too much to drink. Submitted: Sailor Earth 52. Curious George and the Runaway Monster Truck. Submitted: Sailor Earth 53. Curious George goes to Spicy City. Submitted: Sailor Earth 54. Curious George and the Circuis Freak. Submitted: Sailor Earth 55. Curious George literary classics: Catcher in the Rye. Submitted: Sailor Earth 56. Curious George therapy series-Book 2: Skinny dipping with Micheal Jackson. Submitted: Sailor Earth 57. Curious George Acsidently Cuts in front of the Saint of Killers on the Highway. Submitted: Sailor Earth 58. Curious George meets Angreywhitemale. Submitted: Sailor Earth 59. Curious George gets Sued for Sexual Harassment. Submitted: Sailor Earth 60. Curious George Disturbs an Africanized Bee Hive Submitted: SmellyKat 61. The Curious George Cook Book: 101 Monkey Brain Recipes Submitted: SmellyKat 62. Curious George's Ride on the Space Shuttle Challenger Submitted: SmellyKat 63. Curious George's Ride on a ValueJet Submitted: SmellyKat 64. Curious George Takes A Knapsack to the Olympics Submitted: SmellyKat 65. A Repulsed Curious George Turns Down Jinxter Indecent Proposal Submitted: SmellyKat 66. Curious George Meets Lorena Bobbit Submitted: Alacorn(@Crimson.Hellkite's.side) 67. Curious George has dinner at Jeffery Dahmers Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 68. Curious George and his battle with phlegm Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 69. Curious George learns the magic number Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 70. Curious George meets Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 71. Curious George finds a blender Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 72. Curious George meets Divine Brown Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 73. Curious George meets his maker Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 74. Curious George shoots up the post office Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 75. Curious George coughs up a hairball Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 76. Curious George plays with matches Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 77. Curious George meets Gwar Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 78. Curious George meets Mr. Pizzahead Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 79. Curious George is hit by a train Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 80. Curious George and the Condom Caper Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 81. Curious George meets 10,000 Maniacs Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 82. Curious George has a threesome with the man in the yellow hat and his "friend" Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 83. Curious George meets Paddington Bear Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 84. Curious George sings with New Kids on the Block Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 85. Curious George gets charged with Barnyard Sodomy Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 86. Curious George aand the Pantyhose Caper Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 87. Curious George Blows "Bubbles" Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 88. Curious George meets Tupac Shukar Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 89. Curious George meets Dennis Rodman Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 90. Curious George and the She-male Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 91. Curious George and his Pocket Pussy Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 92. Curious George and the vacuum cleaner Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 93. Curious George plays with a gun Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 94. Curious George gets pregnant Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 95. Curious George meets Aliens Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 96. Curious George meets 2 Live Crew Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 97. Curious George meets Mr. T Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 98. Curious George drinks poison Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 99. Curious George robs a bank Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 100. Curious George and the Pimp Submitted: 3 Pac 101. Curious George and Little George Submitted: 4 Pac 102. Credit for #83 to be given to our son, "Budido". He' Submitted: Alacorn & Crimson Hellkite(@Each.Other's.side) 103. Credit for #83 to be given to our son, "Budido". He's only 5 years old. Submitted: Alacorn & Crimson Hellkite(@Each.Other's.side) 104. Curious George goes to prison Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 105. Curious George and the Bill Clinton Caper Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 106. Curious George gets bent by "The Man" Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 107. Curious George meets Dr. Kevorkian Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 108. Curious George gets an enima Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 109. Curious George meets Scooby Doo Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 110. Curious George goes on welfare Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 111. Curious George gets hooked on Crack Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 112. Curious George gets spanked by the man in the yellow hat and his friend Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 113. Curious George plays on the freeway during rush hour Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 114. Curious George goes muff diving Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 115. Curious George meets Jimmy Hoffa Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 116. Curious George goes APE SHIT!!!!! Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 117. Curious George fights for gay rights Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 118. Curious George plays Russian Roulette Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 119. Curious George meets the Borg Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 120. Curious George goes to HELL! Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 121. Curious George meets Jason Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 122. Curious George meets Freddy Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 123. Curious George meets Michael Myers. Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 124. Curious George calls a porn line. Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 125. Curious George has an orgy with Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 126. Curious George catches Ebola Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 127. Curious George contracts Herpes (caught it during the orgy with the Clintons) Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 128. Curious George has "Cyber-sex" Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 129. Curious George and the paper shredder Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 130. Curious George meets Jaws Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 131. Curious George meets Norman Bates Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 132. Curious George undergoes a sex change operation Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 133. Curious George finds C-4 Submitted: Alacorn, Crimson Hellkite, and Lestat(@the.funny.farm) 134. Curious George and Chim-chim get together and really kick some ass Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 135. Curious George Finds a Job in a Cosmetics Testing Lab Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 136. Curious George and the Sex Change Operation Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 137. Curious George Meets Randall Flagg (with a bow to Stephen King) Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 138. #132...Ooops! I'm sorry.... Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 139. Curious George goes to work for The Shop (another SK idea) Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 140. Curious George meets a vampire Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 141. Curious George sees Showgirls Submitted: Tootie 142. Curious George meets Mike Tyson Submitted: Highbanger 143. Curious George plays Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol Submitted: Highbanger 144. Curious George and the scratch Submitted: Highbanger 145. Curious George and Nitric Acid Submitted: Highbanger 146. Curious George and the 727 Submitted: Highbanger 147. Curious George and the Angry Bull Submitted: Just Me 148. Curious George Meets a Prostitute Submitted: Just Me 149. Curious George Wanders Into the Rifle Range Submitted: Just Me 150. Curious George explores his body Submitted: VERSACE(|:o) 151. Curious George jacks off Submitted: VERSACE(|:o) 152. Curious George meets Barney Submitted: VERSACE(|:o) 153. Curious George gets a blowjob Submitted: VERSACE(|:o) 154. Curious George loses his virginity Submitted: VERSACE(|:o) 155. Curious George plays in the chipper shredder Submitted: ChAoS 156. Curious George plays in the microwave Submitted: ChAoS 157. Curious george visits Jurassic Park Submitted: ChAoS 158. Curious George learns to juggle chainsaws. Submitted: ChAoS 159. Curious George in the E.R. Submitted: ChAoS 160. Curious George post's to top-n Submitted: ChAoS 161. Curious George and the nuclear test site. Submitted: ChAoS 162. Curious George and the elephant stampede Submitted: anonymous 163. Curious George mixes chlorene bleach with amonia Submitted: anonymous 164. Curious George enters the Twisted Metal Competition. Submitted: Sailor Earth 165. Curious George and the Severed Head Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 166. Curious George and the Chilled Monkey Brain Dessert Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 167. Curious George whizzes on the electric fence Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 168. Curious George and his 10 inch tongue Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 169. Curious George Plays with Pennywise the Clown (Thanks for the idea, #137 and #139. SK rules!) Submitted: The Mongoose 170. Curious George climbs a lightning rod during a lightning storm Submitted: anonymous 171. curious george kills a liberal Submitted: jack(ing_off@the_keyboard) 172. Curious George Regrets His Elective Surgery Submitted: Dave Reckoning 173. Curious George Meets Rush Limbaugh and the Monkey Spankers Submitted: Dave Reckoning 174. Curious George's Guide to Dating Do's and Don'ts Submitted: Dave Reckoning 175. I am Curious, George Submitted: Dave Reckoning 176. Curious George Monkeys With His Genitals Submitted: Dave Reckoning 177. Curious George plays fetch with Cujo Submitted: ChAoS 178. Curious George and the rabid raccoon Submitted: ChAoS 179. Curious George of the jungle. Submitted: ChAoS 180. Of Monkeys and Men ("what about the curious, George?") Submitted: ChAoS 181. ChAoS George Submitted: ChAoS 182. Curious George goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places.) Submitted: Sailor Earth 183. WHEN CURIOUS GEORGE ATTACKS! Submitted: ChAoS 184. C.G. Autopsy: Fact or Fiction? Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 185. Curious George's Greatest Hits Submitted: Tec42(lost@c) 186. Curious Goerge meets Rabid Racoon Submitted: B'Elanna(st@voy.com) 187. Curious George gets married to kathielee Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!) 188. Curious George has kids with kathielee Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!) 189. Curious George divorces kathielee Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!) 190. Curious George kills kathielee Submitted: Amanda(I'M BACK!!!!!!!!) 191. Curious George learns to read previous entries so he doesn't repeat ones that have already been posted. Submitted: anonymous 192. curious george joins a coven Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com) 193. curious george and the joys of exhibitionism Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com) 194. curious george and the meaning of green light go red light stop Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com) 195. curious george uses those electrical panels that they use for every patient on er (including those who come in with severed legs etc) Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com) 196. curious george and "honor codes" Submitted: jess krug(ica666@hotmail.com) 197. Curious George Sells his Soul Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som) 198. Curious George and his Adventure in the NIN "Closer" Video Clip Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som) 199. Curious George and 11 Others (subtle) Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som) 200. Curious George and the Radioactive Waste Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som) 201. Curious George meets the Applegates Submitted: Magus Orion(Orionrh@hotmail.som) 202. Curious George Plays Beauty Shop with Mom's Scissors Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com) 203. Curious George, The Boring Living Room Wall, and The Box of Crayons Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com) 204. Curious George Asks the Old Lady with the Big Cane Whether She Remembers Dinosaurs Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com) 205. The Day Curious George's Face Froze While Making Faces Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com) 206. Curious George Sticks Pens, Pencils, Rulers, and Knives into Various Slots on Daddy's Computer Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com) 207. Curious George's Top Ten Ways to Cheat on a Test Submitted: Island Girl(islandcash@aol.com) 208. #67 Curious George is dinner at Jeffrey Dahmer's Submitted: Me(?@?) 209. Curious George's Hitchhiking Adventure Submitted: Island Girl 210. Curious George Plays With Matches Submitted: Island Girl 211. Curious George Learns How to Tap Phones Submitted: Island Girl 212. Curious George Antagonizes the Neighbor's Pit Bull Submitted: Island Girl 213. Curious George: Pope for a Day Submitted: Anon E. Mouse 214. Curious George Slashes Teacher's Tires Submitted: Anon E. Mouse 215. Curious George, the Bathtub, and the Hairdrier Submitted: Magus Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 216. Curious George meets Dragonlady. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 217. Curious George wears leather. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 218. Curious George eats beef. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 219. Curious George is abducted by aliens. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 220. Curious George becomes an X-file. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 221. Curious George rents Faces of Death. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 222. Curious George explores his sexuality. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 223. Curious George comes out. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 224. Curious George gets "sophisticated" (See Surreal List 2) Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 225. Curious George turns tricks. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 226. Curious George, the Gay Blade. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 227. Curious George's Trip to the Federal Penitentiary Submitted: horty(have@day) 228. Curious George and the Glowing Rock Submitted: horty(have@day) 229. Curious George, the Gas Stove, and the Box of Matches Submitted: horty(have@day) 230. Curious George Reads the Necronomicon Submitted: horty(have@day) 231. Curious George and his Counterrevolutionary Pals Submitted: horty(have@day) 232. Curious George goes to Danny's. 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