Top-N Signs you've watched WAY TOO MUCH Monty Python

(drumroll, please...)

  1. You think "How not to be seen" is an informative documentary
     Submitted: Chip()
  2. You know the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow
     Submitted: Chip()
  3. You think you have the Holy Grail - "an' Isss vary nize"
     Submitted: Steve()
  4. You yell "Bring out your dead" as you enter the office
     Submitted: Steve()
  5. You know how many million volts it takes to make a dead parrot go
     "VOOM"
     Submitted: Steve()
  6. You know "The philosophers song" in it's entirery (extra points for
     all of "sit on my face and tell me that you love me)
     Submitted: Steve()
  7. You shout "run away!" every time you see your mother-in-law
     Submitted: Tina Kirby()
  8. Every time you see a parrot you want to slam it against the counter
     Submitted: Tina Kirby()
  9. you have a deadly fear of little white bunny rabits (especially near
     the mouth of a cave)
     Submitted: ()
 10. You can name all of the cheeses that ARE NOT in the cheese shop
     Submitted: Steve()
 11. You EXPECT the Spanish Inquisition
     Submitted: Steve()
 12. Please fondle my buttocks, would you like to come back to my place
     bouncy-bouncy?
     Submitted: Hungarian Traveller()
 13. You find yourself inadvertantly doing one of those 'funny walks'
     around the office, and defend yourself by saying you are from the
     Bureau of Funny Walks
     Submitted: Michael D. Bray(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
 14. You form the People's Front for the Liberation of the People's Front
     of Judea
     Submitted: Michael D. Bray(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
 15. You can't control your laughter every time your latin instructor says
     the word 'Romani'
     Submitted: Michael D. Bray(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
 16. You often wake up dressed in women's clothing and speaking with a
     British accent.
     Submitted: Ben Laussade(laussade@enet.net)
 17. Snap, Snap - Wink, Wink, - Grin, Grin ....Say no more, Say no more
     Submitted: Steve()
 18. It occurs to you that you've never seen John Cleese and Basil Fawlty
     in the same shot before...
     Submitted: Steve()
 19. You think "I Like Traffic Lights" is a vastly underrated tune.
     Submitted: Sancho(sancho@melbpc.org.au)
 20. You begin catapolting cows and pigs at your neighbors!
     Submitted: Lady Kae(cheesy grin)
 21. You think "Hide-and-Seek" should be allowed in the 1996 Atlanta
     Olympics.
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 22. You froegt there are other people around when you start singing "The
     Lumberjack Song".
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 23. You misspell "forget" and expect a whooshing sound, followed by being
     forced into "the comfy chair".
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 24. you find your self calling up random phone numbers and saying "Lemon
     Curry?" and hanging up.
     Submitted: Justin(wilso074@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
 25. you went to see a doctor once but he didnt see you cause you were
     hiding,
     Submitted: Leonard Burton()
 26. You have a very great friend in Rome named Bigous Dickous.
     Submitted: Bob()
 27. You describe your vacation in Europe as, "We visited Wome to see the
     wuins. Then we went to Fwance!"
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 28. Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!
     Submitted: Captain Comrade(None)
 29. When someone says there's too much sex on television, you say, "I
     mean! I keep falling off!"
     Submitted: Mum()
 30. Oh, God. Here comes another one....
     Submitted: ()
 31. Here it comes again.
     Submitted: ()
 32. "Oh no! Now I've said it. Oh no, I said it again. Oh no..."
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)

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