Top-N Movie lines that can be used in everyday life (drumroll, please...) 1. I want to be a women Submitted: Bonz(Skinny@Skullface.b) 2. I'll be back Submitted: Just Me 3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Home Alone like) Submitted: Just Me 4. That line from Patton about "reaching down into that pile of mush that three seconds ago was your friend's face" Submitted: Just Me 5. "I'm not quite dead yet." Submitted: Skeezix 6. You want the truth......You cant handle the truth.(Nicholson) Submitted: Wannabee 7. What? I didn't know she was your daughter!! Submitted: Wannabee 8. Weez the Juice.(Pauly Shore) Submitted: Wannabee 9. You mean we're smoking dog shit man?(Cheech and Chong) Submitted: Wannabee 10. That shit was wrong man.(TFTH) Submitted: Wannabee 11. Hey! It looks like dog shit... it tastes like dog shit.... good thing we didn't step in it! Submitted: Cheech and Chong 12. "Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete." Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I 13. Tell me what's so fucking funny about me, asshole. -- Joe Pesci, Goodfellas Submitted: anonymous 14. Anybody else wanna limp? --Eddie Murphy, Another 48 Hours Submitted: Jo Mama 15. That's no moon....... -- Obi Wan Submitted: anonymous 16. You're terminated, fucker!!! -- Linda Hamilton, "The Terminator" Submitted: CyBorg 17. Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then!!!!!! Submitted: Anna Mall 18. Badges? We don' need no steenkin badges!!!! Submitted: Meck Sican 19. Captain, she can't take anymore!!! -- Scotty, Any Star Trek movie or series episode. Submitted: anonymous 20. You Klingon bastard, you killed my son!!!! -- James T. Kirk Submitted: Klingon(Klingons@Uranus.com) 21. I thought they smelled bad... on the outside. --Han Solo, the Empire Strikes Back Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater) 22. Anything Jabba the Hutt says. Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater) 23. !Chewie! Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater) 24. Rise, my friend. --the Emperor, Return of the Jedi. Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater) 25. I feel HAPPY! Submitted: TiGar(See you in 10 days! TiGar77@juno.com) 26. Kiss my thigh! Submitted: Lady Artist Minotaur(@beat.Dragonlady.to.it.com) 27. He told me he has a face on his dick. Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line) 28. Are those porcupines attacking your breasts? Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line) 29. I knew you when you were just a sperm in your daddy's pocket. Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line) 30. Run away! Run away! Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line) 31. Of course I'm an excellent driver. Submitted: AC Cowlings(@white.bronco.com) 32. I'm a doctor, not a doorstop! (ST:FC) Submitted: Bones 33. Gentlemen, gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room! (Dr. Strangelove) Submitted: Bones 34. Ni! Submitted: Bones 35. All right, not biscuits! But let's kill him, anyway! Submitted: Bones 36. YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!YAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Slim Pickens, riding the H-bomb in Dr. Strangelove) Submitted: Bones 37. K-mart sucks. Submitted: Rain man 38. Oh, oh! Fart! Submitted: Rain man 39. 'Bout a hundred dollars. Yeah, 'bout a hundred dollars. Submitted: Rain man 40. "You die, she dies, everybody dies." - Heavy Metal Submitted: Vladomir deNoir(fangs@your.neck.org) 41. "By night I'm one hell of a lover" - The Rocky Horror Picture Show Submitted: Vladomir deNoir(fangs@your.neck.org) 42. YO ADRIAN! YO ADRIAN YO ADRIAN! Submitted: Spam Man 43. All right, I confess! I did it ya hear, and I'm glad, glad I tell ya! - Jim Carrey, The Mask Submitted: Flowerchild 44. Did you miss me? - Jim Carrey, The Mask Submitted: Flowerchild 45. "Who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa or Spanky? (Tommy Boy) Submitted: Sexy-Sam(valiegirl@hotmail.com) 46. "Do you suppose she goes out with one of the Yankees?" (Tommy Boy) Submitted: valiegirl(valiegirl@hotmail.com) 47. "We're goin' downtown!" Submitted: valiegirl(valiegirl@hotmail.com) 48. "Richard, were you watching 'Spanktrovision'?" (Tommy Boy) Submitted: valiegirl(valiegirl@hotmail.com) 49. What would you like to do to me right now? - Billy Madison Submitted: Just Me 50. Well, for the first thing, we'll need some ice cubes and a 9-iron. Or for the second, we'll need some ropes and a buffalo, dead or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety reasons. Or the third thing, which would be the same as the first, except that we'd switch over to a pitching wedge. - Billy Madison Submitted: Just Me 51. "You just made a yummy noise!" -- Young Frankenstein (or is it Frankenstien?) Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!) 52. "Hmm... we see you have boom-boom sticks. Byebye!" -- Muppet Treasure Island Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!) 53. "My pants are filled with starfish" -- Muppet Treasure Island (Does this sound like a line from a kids movie? No!) Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!) 54. "AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! (Fall over dead)" -- The Princess Bride Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!) 55. "... to join this couple in holy mOLEY!" -- Spaceballs (of course) Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!) 56. Are you my friend or not? --Labyrinth Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 57. Ever hear of the giant rat of Sumatra? Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 58. Nice knockers! --Young Frankenstein Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 59. Show me the money! Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 60. Hey big boy. --Exit to Eden Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 61. She turned me into a newt! --...Holy Grail Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 62. What also floats in water? --...Holy Grail Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 63. A spanking! A spanking! --...Holy Grail Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 64. It's not fair! --Labyrinth Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 65. Fuck the money! --The Linguini Incident Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 66. Damn you Jareth! --Labyrinth (my cat's name is Jareth) Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 67. Isn't Bob Dole gorgeous? --The Birdcage Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 68. It's Woody! --Toy Story Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 69. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave! --Labyrinth Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 70. "I've been waiting for this my whole life"-- Independence Day Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes) 71. "Well it certainly does...SUCK!"--Wayne's World Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes) 72. "Hello. My name Inigo Montoya. You killed my father- prepare to die"---Princess Bride Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes) 73. "I'm happy to be in America. Don't ask for a Green Card."---Mrs. Doubtfire Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes) 74. Light as a feather, stiff as a board---The Craft Submitted: Starbuck(dkl@idirect.com) 75. Life is like a box of chocolates----Forrest Gump(DUH) Submitted: Angel(blah) 76. Hey,your swarts is longer than mine (Spaceballs) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 77. Hey Arnie! (Whats eating Gilbert Grape) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 78. Hey You Guys! (The Goonies) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 79. my brothers gonna shit! (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 80. Can you blow me where the pampers is? (PCU) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 81. Beer its your best friend , you drink a lot of it , women .. well your a freshman its out of the question! (PCU) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 82. Are you threating me? (B&B do America) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 83. MOOOOOOOOO! (Babe) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 84. SOMEBODY STOLE MY BIKE! (Pee Wee's Big Adv.) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 85. My the force be with you! (you are stupid if you dont know {frickn idiot}) Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh) 86. "But, Wesley, what about the ROUS's?" "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist." (sound of Wesley being attacked by a ROUS) -- The Princess Bride Submitted: The Impostor(#76: That's "schwartz", not "swarts"!) 87. "Be afraid. Be very afraid." Submitted: Demonspawn(@a.little.bit.o.hell.on.earth) 88. "Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?" Submitted: Demonspawn(@a.little.bit.o.hell.on.earth) 89. "Shyea, right, and monkeys might fly out my butt." (very useful around election time) Submitted: Demonspawn(@a.little.bit.o.hell.on.earth) 90. "You fuck wid me, you fuck wid da best" - Scarface Submitted: PsychoBaby(rubber.room@the.asylum) 91. "We're on a mission - from God" - Blues Brothers Submitted: PsychoBaby(rubber.room@the.asylum) 92. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"--This is used by Rat and Dragonlord when I've got them on their knees. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com) 93. "Are you talkin' to me - Are YOU talkin' to me - Are you talkin' to ME" - Taxi Driver Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com) 94. It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine. - Wayne's World Submitted: Flowerchild 95. Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy. - True Lies Submitted: Flowerchild 96. If I only had a brain. - The Wizard of Oz Submitted: Flowerchild 97. I eat shit like you for breakfast; You eat shit for breakfast?!? - Happy Gilmore Submitted: The Here and Now 98. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking - Airplane Submitted: The Here and Now 99. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking - Airplane Submitted: The Here and Now 100. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue - Airplane Submitted: The Here and Now 101. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetemeanes - Airplane Submitted: The Here and Now 102. Grauhghuhaughuahhhuauh!!!!!!! [Chewie] - Any Star Wars movie Submitted: The Here and Now 103. A sphinxter says what.; What?; Exactly - Waynes World Submitted: anonymous 104. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would put on a wig and dress-up like a girl bunny? - Wayne's World Submitted: anonymous 105. Maybe it IS a good day to die - Star Trek: First Contact Submitted: anonymous 106. Gracy is pregnant - Star Trek: Voyage Home Submitted: anonymous 107. I fart in your general direction. Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com) 108. "Evil spelled backwards is live, and we all want to do that." - (Rock and Rule) Submitted: Vladomir deNoir(fangs@your.neck.org) 109. "Over Macho Grande?" "No, I'll *never* get over Macho Grande." -Airplane 2 Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow) 110. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" - Airplane Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow) 111. "Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?" Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow) 112. "Say, Billy -- do you like it when Scraps rubs up and down against your leg?" Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow) 113. Smokin'!- Jim Carrey "The Mask" Submitted: The Showman(kevin kelley's evil alterego) 114. Somebody stop me!- Jim Carrey "The Mask" Submitted: The Showman(kevin kelley's evil alterego) 115. DO NOT go in there!- Jim Carrey "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" Submitted: The Showman(kevin kelley's evil alterego) 116. Pretty Bird...Pretty Bird -Dumb and Dumber Submitted: Bytch 117. Life's a Bitch-now so am I Submitted: Bytch 118. I really like that last quote, but I can't remember where it's from. Does anyone know? Submitted: Bytch 119. Assimilate *this*!! Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org) 120. If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand! Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org) 121. Don't you people ever pee? Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org) 122. *Nobody* turns off my music! Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org) 123. Resistance is futile! Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org) 124. #118, from Batman Returns. Catwoman says it. Submitted: Flowerchild 125. I'm just a sweet transvesti (The Rocky Horror Picture Show) Submitted: Starbuck(I'm not telling you!) 126. "Ohhhh, $hit!' - Data, in ST:Generations Submitted: BigGulp 127. "Don't fuck with the babysitter!" - Adventures in Babysitting Submitted: BigGulp 128. "Get away from her you bitch!" - Ripley in Aliens Submitted: BigGulp 129. "You are one ugly motherfucker!" - Predator I & II Submitted: BigGulp 130. "You ARE good!" - Willow Submitted: BigGulp 131. "You were right, there wasn't enogh room." - Lethal Weapon II Submitted: BigGulp 132. "Oh, you've got to be shitting me!" - Darkman Submitted: BigGulp 133. "You (smack) have (smack) been (smack) a (smack) bad (smack) boy!" - Darkman Submitted: BigGulp 134. Damn the man!(Empire records) Submitted: Rooter 135. We're gonna score tonight! - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 136. If you're looking for a fight, then the time is right, we're gonna wipe the floor with you tonight! - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 137. Don't get sore if you lose tonight, we're gonna show you how to do it right! - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 138. A flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery! - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 139. See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe? - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 140. Reproduction, baby give it to me now. - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 141. Reproduction, is that all you think about? - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 142. Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up! - Grease 2 Submitted: Flowerchild 143. Well no wonder you're late. This clock is two days slow! - Alice in Wonderland Submitted: Flowerchild 144. What a party. Pity I wasn't invited. - Ace Ventura Submitted: Flowerchild 145. P, A, R, T, Y- because I gotta! Submitted: BigGulp 146. Must go faster. - Jurassic Park Submitted: Flowerchild 147. Isn't it wonderful, I'm going to jail! - It's a Wonderful Life Submitted: Flowerchild 148. Pretty! Pretty flower! - Bambi Submitted: Flowerchild 149. From Top-N the movie: EAT BEEF! Gorg! Submitted: The Impostor 150. #148: Mooooooo! __**SMACK**__!!! (I've decided to whack people upside the head with a side of beef each time they say "gorg") Submitted: The Impostor 151. Frankly, I don't give a damn! - Rhett Butler Submitted: Lilith 152. Do you think I'm spooky ? - Fox Mulder Submitted: Lilith 153. "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO"----B&B do America Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg) 154. "That boy has been WACKING in my tool shed" Mr. Anderson From B&B Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg) 155. "Holy Rusted Metal"----Robin Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg) 156. "Hey you guys there is a SHIT cloud coming!"----Kingpin Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg) 157. "I think I tore my sac"---Kingpin Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg) 158. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!- Empire Records Submitted: TiGar(tigar@iname.com) 159. I think he's trying to communicate. - The Mask Submitted: Flowerchild 160. Sorry fellas. Waste not want not. - The Mask Submitted: Flowerchild ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This list started by () Last updated: Thu 10 Apr 97 08:02:02 Remember to press the RELOAD button to see your submissions! See the ABOUT TOP-N file for more info... Submit an entry for this top-n ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Back to TOP-N index] [Back to my HOME page]