Top-N freaky things to say when you answer the phone

(drumroll, please...)

  1. (...silence...)
     Submitted: mike(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
  2. Aaahhh! They found me! (Then hang up)
     Submitted: Pascal()
  3. Yes, I'd like a large pizza with extra ceese, pepperoni, and mushrooms
     Submitted: Calvin()
  4. Answer like an answering machine and when the beep should come around,
     hang up.
     Submitted: ()
  5. Breath like Dark Vader, don't say anything until they hang up.
     Submitted: ()
  6. (in a deep sexy voice) Yes..you have reached 1-800-Hot-Legs, I am ...
     Submitted: ()
  7. Hello, is Larry there?
     Submitted: ()
  8. Hey, my friend Larry told me that you like trains
     Submitted: Hector()
  9. For the love of God, I'm not going on that damn Simpson jury! Bug Off!
     Submitted: CHristian Demeco(cdemeco@oz.sunflower.org)
 10. that is SO weird! I was just about to call you!
     Submitted: chuck(chuck@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
 11. Tilly's Bar... Tilly speaking.
     Submitted: ()
 12. Uhhh.. we're like.. closed, or something... go away.
     Submitted: ()
 13. (insert your town here) Police Department hotline. Robbery, Homicide,
     or Assult?
     Submitted: Beatnik()
 14. Growl and yell like Ookla the Mok, from Thundarr the Barbarian. ("Raa
     raa raa raa!")
     Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
 15. Hello, the IRS can't come to the phone right now. But leave a message
     and we'll get back to you!
     Submitted: ()
 16. Hi, I'm Peter Graves and I'm pleased to take your call here at the
     University of Minnesota.
     Submitted: Jay Quinones(tweaky@oo.com)
 17. (franticly) Oh no! Did I forget my rent payment again? I will pay, I
     really will, just not now! Soon! I promise! (Hang up)
     Submitted: Jessica(No E-Mail address yet)
 18. (in a sexy voice) If you do not hang up in (pause) ten seconds (pause)
     you risk electrocution from your telephone
     Submitted: Pandora(PandoraVA@aol.com)
 19. Hey Cindy! Listen, ya left your whips over here last night and...
     Submitted: ()
 20. PUNY MORTAL HOW DARE YOU DITURB ME......(be creative)
     Submitted: JFK Yes they are my *real* initials()
 21. Duffy's Morgue...You stab 'em, we'll slab 'em.
     Submitted: ()
 22. Duffy's Morgue...You kill 'em, we'll chill 'em
     Submitted: ()
 23. Duffy's abortion clinic and pizza parlor...your loss is our sauce!
     Submitted: ()
 24. I told you *not* to call me here!!!
     Submitted: LK(ghghghghgheeee)

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