Top-N Things in My Pocket (drumroll, please...) 1. One hand Submitted: Dingo Morrisette(donttrythis@home) 2. The other hand Submitted: Dingo Morrisette(donttrythis@home) 3. Okay, so both hands, but I'm not doing anything, so get your minds out of the gutter Submitted: Dingo Morrisette(donttrythis@home) 4. $8.41 Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 5. A loaf of bread, a bottle of milk, and a stick of butter Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 6. A roll of quarters Submitted: You can't do THIS on television 7. Yessss, my preciousss. What has it gotss in its nassty little pocketssess? Submitted: gollum(@elvenpris.mirkwood.net) 8. Lint. Submitted: CyberDog(@CyberGod) 9. keys Submitted: the FALCON 10. candy Submitted: the FALCON 11. a french tickler!! Submitted: the FALCON 12. #8 Whoever you are YOU ARE SO AWESOME!! That's by the best author in the world!! Submitted: Diablo(@Hell) 13. #12 Man, I can't believe I did that. I meant #7! Submitted: Diablo(@Hell) 14. Keys Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon) 15. Handcuffs. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 16. Kleenex. Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragon.dominatrix.com) 17. #8 - Yes, 'Lint' was a *great* book. . . :-) Submitted: Just Me 18. A pen Submitted: Just Me 19. A pencil Submitted: Just Me 20. A comb Submitted: Just Me 21. Three cough drops Submitted: Just Me 22. My wallet Submitted: Just Me 23. A watch that the band broke on and I'm too cheap to replace. Submitted: Just Me 24. My keys Submitted: Just Me 25. $3.52 in change (mostly dimes) Submitted: Just Me 26. A piece of paper that probably used to say something relatively important before it went through the washing machine Submitted: Just Me 27. Let's see... six one dollar bills, student i.d., class schedule, and some lint. Oh, and a pen. Submitted: Caffeine Junkie 28. Pocket Pussy. Just add warm water. Submitted: The Bag Brothers 29. A hole. Submitted: The Tubb People 30. ice cream Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 31. cold cream Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 32. Benzene Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 33. gasoline Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 34. soup beans Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 35. string beans floating all around Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 36. Mrs. Murphy's chowder! Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 37. #34: soup beans?!? what was I thinking? Does anyone know the actual lyrics? I would be most impressed. Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 38. A nickel and a receit. Submitted: Sailor Earth 39. Micheal Jordan's lucky drawls. Submitted: Sailor Earth 40. My lucky drawls. Submitted: Sailor Earth 41. The present that the dog left for me this morning. Submitted: Emer(n7w4@unb.ca) 42. #37 - Won't you bring back, won't you bring back Mrs. Murphy's chowder? / It was tuneful, every spoonful made you yodel louder / After dinner Uncle Ben used to fill his fountain pen / From a bowl of Mrs. Murphy's chowder / There was ice cream, cold cream, benzine, gasoline / Soup beans, string beans, floating all around / Sponge cake, beef steak, mistake, stomach ache / Cream puffs, ear muffs, many to be found / Silk hats, door mats, bed slats, Democrats / Cow bells, door bells, beckon you to dine / Meat balls, fish balls, moth balls, cannon balls / Come on in, the chowder's fine! / Won't you bring back, won't you bring back Mrs. Murphy's chowder / It was tuneful, every spoonful made you yodel louder / If they had it where you are, you might find a motor car / In a bowl of Mrs. Murphy's chowder / There was ice cream, ..........repeat chorus Submitted: knob(singin'@the.top.of.me.lungs) 43. #42: knob, you da man. I`ve been trying to remember the lyrics to that song for the last 10 years. Thank you! Now, if someone could just tell me what a "lucky drawl" is... Submitted: Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) 44. An umbrella, 2 decks of cards (1 euchre deck, one Toy Story deck), 2 pens (black ink), Tigger, computer disk holder (w/5 disks), a pack of gum, silver lipgloss, a pencil. Submitted: TiGar 45. 2 Toonies, 3 Loonies, 5 quarters, two dimes, two Toronto Transit Commission subway tokens, a Kleenex of indeterminate age, and billions of microbes, bacteria, and virus particles. Submitted: Arrowhead 46. I got drugs in me pocket, and I don't know what to do wif 'em. Submitted: Arrowhead 47. Got a dime bag in my pocket today. Well, not a complete dime bag. I smoked a couple of bowls yesterday. Never got around to smoking any today. Submitted: Caffeine Junkie 48. The contents of the fruit machine..all £30 Submitted: The Other 49. £5 Weatherspoons voucher, Zone 1-6 travelcard Submitted: The Other 50. A one-eyed trouser trout Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city) 51. Some peanut butter Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city) 52. a pet rock Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city) 53. my potato companions Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city) 54. the sound of one hand clapping Submitted: SpudHead(inner.city) 55. Six silky sheep. (Sheep rule!) And one bag of sheep feed. Submitted: MoonSong(schneidr@ursuline.pvt.k12.ny.us) 56. Your Virginity! Submitted: Diablo(@Hell) 57. $.50 Submitted: ~§harrah~ 58. A pen. Submitted: ~§harrah~ 59. My pet frog. Submitted: ~§harrah~ 60. A bomb. Submitted: ~§harrah~ 61. Instant water (just add milk) Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 62. A pen (not leaking (for a change)) Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 63. Headphones (forgot the tapes and the walkman dammit) Submitted: mage orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 64. Diablo's petrified gonads. "he never used them anyways." Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass) 65. Leather thong. Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass) 66. spermacide. I'can't be to careful about what goes in my ass. Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass) 67. A large vibrator. Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass) 68. Nude pics of mom. (I am what I am, and I'm not ashamed to say it.) Submitted: motp(imagayfernamed@master's.ass) 69. #46: GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!!! Submitted: Jinxster 70. My wallet, containing my debit card, credit card, student card, NI card, Reward Card, a phonecard, a crystal, £15, some loose change, a silver necklace and a half-penny piece from the 1920's. Also two occult talismans and the keys to my apartment. Submitted: Jinxster 71. And in my jacket pockets, a pair of leather gloves, a tourist map of Central London, a floppy disk and two holes. Submitted: Jinxster 72. Satisfied? Submitted: Jinxster 73. My starstone, my Tasmanian Devil keychain, my MOST card, and a movie ticket stub for "Event Horizon". Submitted: Pandora n'ha Karen(@Darkover) 74. nothin' at the moment, my shorts don't have pockets Submitted: the FALCON 75. #72: No. Submitted: Dangerman 76. 94p, a receipt for beans, ketchup and cherryade and a pink stone that's supposed to bring me 'Love and sexual balance'. My genitals are still at different heights though. Submitted: Dangerman 77. #76 Well, that's more than I needed to know. Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon) 78. Let's see...My Reed College I.D. complete with bad photo, copy card, keyring with my room key, bike lock key, Thesis Office Key, Thesis Lab Key, Biology Building Front Door Key Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon) 79. My wallet which contains $29, My driver's license, US Bank Card, Federal Credit Union Card, Library Card, NHS Member Card, Voter Registration Card,A calling Card Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon) 80. My High school ID from 1993-4 also with bad picture,CPR certification card and selective service card. Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon) 81. In my coat pockets $3.25 in quarters, a black lighter, a 20-sided dice, about a half 1/8 o' weed, a memo from the registar's office and a four-colored pen. Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, ORegon) 82. Car and apartment keys (on a keyring that says "Don't do Drugs" - ha ha ha!!), about R65 in cash (less than $15 in real money...), credit card (the plastic passport to pleasure!), office access card (with a photo that makes me look like I've consumed large amounts of disco parsley), half a pack of B&H (Special Mild - with a health warning "Don't smoke when you're breastfeeding" - must bear that in mind...), Zippo, cellphone (Yuppie scum alert!!), four beer bottle tops (Carling Black Label), a business card off somebody I have no recollection of ever meeting, a scrawled phone number of somebody called Debbie who I vaguely recall proposing marriage to last night but hastily reconsidered the idea in the cold harsh light of severely hungover reality, and my lucky condom (and that's somewhat paradoxical - if it was lucky, I'd have to replace it a lot more often...) Submitted: Captain Paralytic the Brown Ale Cowboy(rob@logtek.co.za) 83. My voter registration card, which I use quite often. Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance 84. My T.N.D.A. membership card. Submitted: Avi Horowitz, The New Democratic Alliance 85. They're baaaaaack. Submitted: ReedMan(Somewhere in Portland, Oregon) 86. Same pen, same headphones but 40 cents !! (woo hoo!) Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 87. A portable Black Hole Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 88. A pocket encyclopedia (vols 1 thru to 527) Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) 89. A towel Submitted: Mage Orion(orionrh@hotmail.com) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This list started by Dingo Floyd(donttrythis@home) Last updated: Tue 16 Sep 97 20:16:09 Remember to press the RELOAD button to see your submissions! See the ABOUT TOP-N file for more info... Submit an entry for this top-n ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Back to TOP-N index] [Back to my HOME page]