Top-N signs you've been possessed by Satan

(drumroll, please...)

  1. Bargain for the souls of your loved ones.
     Submitted: Kirby
  2. People look at you and say "Gee. You look like you've been possessed
     by Satan."
     Submitted: anonymous
  3. You can turn your head 180 degrees in any direction.
     Submitted: Kirby
  4. While on the freeway, when someone cuts you off, instead of flipping
     them off and yelling "f*** you" you point at them and say "You will
     burn in the eternal fires of Hell, I claim your soul as mine!"
     Submitted: Mark
  5. You utter the words "You know, that Roseanne is really HOT!" *shudder*
     Submitted: Mark
  6. You get called to be on the Montel Williams show about "People
     Possessed by Satan.... and the women who love them"
     Submitted: Mark
  7. You pet Chihuahua, actually a hell-hound in disguise, with eyes
     glowing red, beats the living crap out of a pit-bull and eats it
     Submitted: Mark
  8. You look in the mirror and say "Hmm.. where did those horns come from"
     Submitted: Mark
  9. People keep saying "That's a hell of a sunburn, Bob"
     Submitted: Mark
 10. Every time you wash your hands the water turns to steam
     Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny
 11. Every time you wipe your hands on a towel it catches on fire
     Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny
 12. If your steak is rare, you only need to hold it tight to make it
     well-done
     Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny
 13. The firepits and the incessant moaning and screaming coming from
     downstairs
     Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny
 14. Your TV and radio now have up to 666 channels
     Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny
 15. You want to have sex with Mia Farrow
     Submitted: Yorgo
 16. You watch 'Rosemary's Baby' because you like a movie with a happy
     ending.
     Submitted: Kirby
 17. Your friends include Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, and Barney the evil
     purple dinosaur.
     Submitted: Kirby
 18. Your shower spews blood, when religious freaks knock on your door,
     their hands melt and flame up, and you develop a taste for Meister
     Brau
     Submitted: Steve(*)
 19. The Dead Kennedy's really cheer you up
     Submitted: Steve(*)
 20. Asking your barber to style your hair like Hitler's
     Submitted: The Eternal(No one can know)
 21. You begin to find Beverly Hills 90210 incredibly deep and engrossing.
     Submitted: Booster
 22. you realize the birthmark on your chest is a pentagram with satan rule
     printed inside
     Submitted: dy-Anne
 23. M&M's melt in you hands, not in your mouth.
     Submitted: Mike
 24. You constantly demand that virgins be sacrificed to you.
     Submitted: Kirby
 25. You rent 'Urosukudoji: Legend of the Overfiend', 'La Blue Girl', or
     'Angel of Darkness' as a romantic animated film to share with your
     date
     Submitted: Otaku

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