Top-N Ways to commit suicide...creatively

(drumroll, please...)

  1. Give Loretta Bobbit a Chainsaw and dress up in a body condom.
     Submitted: Ramjet(iramsey@ipswichcity.iccu6.gov.au)
  2. glue your lips to the exhaust pipe of a running car.
     Submitted: dude(darrel@private.mine.gov.au)
  3. Let Roseanne be on top
     Submitted: Mark ()
  4. Fill your friend's mouth with grain alcohol; then light a match and
     tell him a funny joke
     Submitted: ACC3()
  5. Smear yourself with BBQ sauce, then tell Rosanne "Come'n get it!" -
     (hey, making fun of Rosanne is kinda fun...hmmm)
     Submitted: ACC3()
  6. Go to a "Hell's Angels" rally and pass out pamplets reading "Why don't
     you buy a $100 dollar helmet for that $10 dollar head?"
     Submitted: Steve()
  7. Go to Africa and try to take a Leopards temperature
     Submitted: Steve()
  8. Ask Mike Tyson about his "funny" voice
     Submitted: Steve()
  9. Car-pool with Ted Kennedy
     Submitted: Geary N. Hughes(ghughes@tenet.edu)
 10. spectator suicide - zebra crossing at le mans race track.
     Submitted: dude(darrell@private.mine.gov.au)
 11. Try using Windows '95
     Submitted: Bob()
 12. stuff a lot of candy in every pocket, orafice, etc. & jump off of a
     skyskraper. human pinata!
     Submitted: Toby(a006040t@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us)
 13. Dress up as OJ Simpson and go over to the Browns house...
     Submitted: Jim(president@whitehouse.gov)
 14. Do it with Nicle Kerecz
     Submitted: Nucky(creepdeth@peganet.com)
 15. Do it with Nicole Kerecz
     Submitted: Nucky(creepdeth@peganet.com)
 16. Do it with a rabid dog!!!!
     Submitted: Nucky(creepdeth@peganet.com)
 17. Kicking over a Hell's Angle's motorbike
     Submitted: The Eternal(No one can know)

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