Top-N Comebacks to "Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth? (drumroll, please...) 1. No. Submitted: Honest John(always@peace) 2. Is this a trick question? Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu) 3. I take the 5th... (Well, perjury is a crime, and I wouldn't want to incriminate myself!) Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu) 4. I'm not your slave ! Submitted: WhyZas 5. I want to consider this carefully before I answer... Submitted: Socratease 6. Buzz off Bozo. Submitted: Bimbette 7. Eat my grits. Submitted: Bimbette 8. Right. Sure, like I give a dam about your stupid courtroom. Submitted: Bimbette 9. Go take a flying %&*# . Submitted: Bimbette 10. Ah Choo ! Submitted: Bimbette 11. (yawn) Submitted: Bimbette 12. Nah! Submitted: The Eternal(No one can know) 13. I no speak English! Submitted: Illegal(alien) 14. Umm...well...can I get back to you on that? Submitted: Spaz the Ersatz(stsas02@moravian.edu) 15. Uh... Submitted: spl(jove.acs.unt.edu) 16. er... you have a little thing... no, it's hanging from your nose... no you missed it... Submitted: spl(jove.acs.unt.edu) 17. ... nope... it's still there... look.. just go like this... Submitted: spl(jove.acs.unt.edu) 18. Yeah, why not. Submitted: anonymous 19. Yes Adolph Submitted: anonymous 20. Duh hey Submitted: anonymous 21. Oh, bite me! Submitted: The Eternal(No one can know) 22. **** " DO YOU?!?!?" Submitted: Aaron(THE STUD!!) 23. **** "I guess I can tell MOST of it... oh, and I won't add TOO much either!" Submitted: Aaron(THE STUD!!) 24. **** "What if my 'GOD DOESN'T HELP ME?' " Submitted: Aaron(THE STUD!!) 25. "So help me, God? Hey, cool! I'm an atheist! I can lie my ass off!" Submitted: Jamie Beu(jcb20544@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu) 26. No, but I can swear, if you want me to! Submitted: anonymous 27. Guess... Submitted: Jamie Beu 28. If I say, "Yes," I'll just be lying. Submitted: anonymous 29. Maybe. Submitted: anonymous 30. I had my fingers crossed the whole time! Submitted: anonymous 31. FUCK OFF! Submitted: anonymous 32. Yeah, but what do I win? Submitted: anonymous 33. Yeah, now can I go to Disney World? Submitted: anonymous 34. Why don't you blow me! Submitted: anonymous 35. Sometimes. Submitted: Steve(*) 36. What's in it for me? Submitted: Captain Comrade(Classified) 37. eeeeeeeeehhhh.........maybe Submitted: check this 38. Fuck You! I don't curse! Submitted: The Shadow (No One Can See Him) 39. Truth? What exactly do you mean by that? Submitted: Dawn 40. Would a pinkey swear count? Submitted: anonymous ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Back to TOP-N index] [Back to my HOME page]