Top-N Practical Jokes Imperial Officers Play on Darth Vader

(drumroll, please...)

  1. While he's 'sleeping', attach a remote control unit to his cyborg
     controls and play "I don't wannna work, I want to bang on me helmet
     all day!"
     Submitted: Tomcat
  2. Put a big "Disintegrate me" sign on his cape.
     Submitted: Tomcat
  3. "Dart Vader"
     Submitted: Tomcat
  4. Put a whoopie cusion on the seat in his meditation chamber
     Submitted: Wookie 1
  5. Put on a hooded outfit and make prank transmissions to him pretending
     to be the Emperor.
     Submitted: Wookie 1
  6. Make funny faces at him behind his back
     Submitted: Wookie 1
  7. Every birthday they get him an inhaler
     Submitted: The Eternal(In the Astral Plane)
  8. Switch around the wires on his suit while he's sleeping
     Submitted: Wookie 1
  9. Pretend to lose the ship their chasing when they really know it
     attached itself to the Star Destroyer
     Submitted: Wookie 1
 10. Sneak up behind him and talk like Yoda - "Wanting to sleep with his
     sister, your son is."
     Submitted: Arrowhead
 11. Get him really drunk, then put him on the overnight Greyhound bus to
     Dagobah
     Submitted: Arrowhead
 12. Put duracel batteries in his lightsaber
     Submitted: anonymous
 13. Get him a shwartz ring
     Submitted: anonymous
 14. Order him a Borg collective I/O port
     Submitted: anonymous
 15. Take the batteries out of his lightsaber
     Submitted: Just Me
 16. Put a container of laughing gas in his breathing mask
     Submitted: Just Me
 17. They send a hate letter to me in his name. I bring the wrath down apon
     him.
     Submitted: Death Lord of Guzinaguelia
 18. Whitewash his outfit.
     Submitted: BigGulp
 19. Accuse him of being Nur Mich.
     Submitted: Not Me
 20. Follow him around, breathing through a can.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 21. Paint eyeballs on his mask.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 22. Replace his lightsaber with a hunk of metal.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 23. Put a sign on his back that says, "Kiss me."
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 24. Cut intricate patterns in his cape.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 25. Thermal detonators in his brownies.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 26. Disassemble his TIE fighter, then reassemble it in the middle of the
     bridge.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 27. "Hey, guys! Let's see what itching powder does in his intake vents!"
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 28. Replace his electronic monitoring equipment with a 'Lite-Brite'.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 29. "Accidentally" step on his cape.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 30. "Mon Calamari Star Cruiser coming out of hyperspace at 274 mark 31 --
     made ya look!"
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 31. The old exploding lightsaber gag gets him every time.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 32. Disconnect his TIE fighter's muffler.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 33. The electric hand buzzer is a little tricky -- but it can be done
     without shorting his life support system out!
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 34. Refocus his lightsaber's lens so that the beam points at about a
     38-degree angle.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 35. Write love letters to Admiral Piett signed in Vader's name.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 36. Load a screen saver into his helmet's visual system.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 37. While he's sleeping, Put him into carbon freeze
     Submitted: The Prankster
 38. Spray paint his helmet hot pink
     Submitted: The Prankster
 39. Membership into the hair club for men/cyborgs
     Submitted: The Prankster
 40. Set him up on a blind date with an android.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 41. Get him a membership to a tanning salon.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 42. "Sir, we have Admiral Akbar in the hold....April Fools!"
     Submitted: Don Juan
 43. One of the senior staff falls on the floor choking, "Ha, ha, you
     thought it was the force that time, didn't you?"
     Submitted: Don Juan
 44. I've waited 15 years for this moment, I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BUTT!
     Submitted: Mot P(tbag@hotmall.com)
 45. Replace the oxygen in his life-support with helium.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 46. Replace his lightsaber with a flashlight.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 47. #44, Exactly how is that supposed to be a practical joke? And do you
     really think you'll survive more than two seconds if you say that to
     Vader?
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 48. ...or if you try to *do* that to Vader?
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 49. I bet *I* could survive three or maybe even four seconds.
     Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
 50. Yeah, well having a thick neck helps.
     Submitted: Flowerchild
 51. Jump out of hyperspace too close to a system you are invading.
     Submitted: anonymous
 52. Tell him the location of the "secret rebel base" is on a diserted
     planet.
     Submitted: anonymous
 53. Replace his lightsaber with the Novelty Clown's model which, just at
     the crucial moment before his duel with Obi Wan, bends in the middle
     and flops over like a dead snake.
     Submitted: Dangerman
 54. Keep saying, "Don't turn your back on *me*, Mufasa!"
     Submitted: The Lyin' King
 55. Get him those Simba/Nala stuffed animals, the real cute ones with the
     magnets in the noses, so they can "cat-kiss".
     Submitted: The Lyin' King

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