Responses to "Hey! You have a barge on your head!"

                * 1. OW!
                  davin -- ARFADNAWR!

                * 2. oh..oh yeah! Well, well you have
                  a,..a.....uh.....you're dumb!
                  davin -- ARFADNAWR!

                * 3. It's not a barge! It's a duck! Women can't resist
                  ducks!
                  davin -- ARFADNAWR!

                * 4. Ah, good. I thought it was Linda Tripp.
                  davin -- ARFADNAWR!

                * 5. Barge? You, you mean I have to work at Hardeez now?
                  davin -- ARFADNAWR!

                * 6. My name éés, Béély Bargér!
                  Smély --

                * 7. Hey, who's calling my submarine a barge?
                  Smely --

                * 8. well, well... I HATE YOU!
                  Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com

                * 9. I thought it was a bagel.
                  Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com

                * 10. *camp voice* yeth, ithn it lovely - I'm getting ith
                  permthd tomowwo - Hey charles, how does ith look at the
                  back (ooh, I said back!)
                  Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com

                * 11. I wonder if it has any vegemite on it?
                  Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com

                * 12. Good lord! Then I must of left my hat at the docks
                  Orion -- barging.in@bad.pun.com

                * 13. I hate touch typists
                  Orion -- filled.with.@nger.gov

                * 14. #10. You must have gone to a really odd camp.
                  ChAoS --

                * 15. "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I have a barge on my
                  head."
                  Dingo Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com

                * 16. "Just don't tell Homer, okay?" (oops, that's reponses
                  to "Hey! You have Marge on your head!"
                  Dingo Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com

                * 17. This is nothing! You should see what my "significant
                  other" wears!
                  Smely --

                * 18. It's MY barge! I can do what I want with it!
                  --

                * 19. #15: We have a winner!
                  Dangerman --

                * 20. Yeah, well my dinghy's at the dry cleaners.
                  Dangerman --

                * 21. What? You're talking coracles, man.
                  Dangerman --

                * 22. U No Tell.... Me No Tell.
                  Smély --

                * 23. You want your coal delivered or not?!
                  Smély --

                * 24. "Madam, I may have a barge on my head, but you're
                  ugly, and in the morning, I'll be docked."
                  SychoSyd -- Ahoy

                * 25. "Yes, I know. It doesn't clash with my outfit, does
                  it?"
                  SychoSyd -- Ahoy

                * 26. Point in the opposite direction, say "Look!" and run
                  away when the other person turns around.
                  SychoSyd -- Ahoy

                * 27. "Maybe I am, but I don't look as stupid as those
                  Green Bay Packers fans. I mean, come on, *cheese*!?"
                  SychoSyd -- Ahoy

                * 28. I know, but I'd rather not wake him.
                  Smélium --

                * 29. "I wont tell anyone if you wont."
                  ReedMqan -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROegon

                * 30. "Oh thank god! I thought it was a brain tumor!"
                  ReedMqan -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROegon

                * 31. "Yeah, I like having seamen on my head"
                  ReedMqan -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROegon

                * 32. Hey, your hypnotist is really GOOD!
                  Smélium --

             Started by: davin ()
             Started on: Sun Nov 22 00:07:11 1998