Things You Just Have to Get Used To

                 * 1. Suspenders
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 2. Left-handed pitchers
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 3. math
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 4. Classrooms never having enough left handed desks.
                   ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portlan,d Roegon

                 * 5. People always mispronouncing your name.
                   ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portlan,d Roegon

                 * 6. That whitish discharge.
                   ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portlan,d Roegon

                 * 7. Dangerman
                   ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portlan,d Roegon

                 * 8. That whatever hotel you stay in, some bastard will
                   always fold the end of your toilet paper into a point.
                   Dangerman --

                 * 9. Alanis Morrisette will never get the rogering she so
                   desperately needs.
                   Dangerman --

                 * 10. The Christmas number one record will be a heap of
                   populist balladeering shite.
                   Dangerman --

                 * 11. Microsoft WILL win.
                   Dangerman --

                 * 12. Leonardo DiCrapio earns a lot of money, but will
                   hopefully die unloved in a pool of his own barf.
                   Dangerman --

                 * 13. The taste of Vegemite.
                   Mel --

                 * 14. Jet noise
                   S'mouse --

                 * 15. Migrant moles
                   S'mouse --

                 * 16. Pink plastic flamingoes
                   S'mouse --

                 * 17. The fact that Celine Dion will continue to sing
                   crappy songs that will continue to mysteriously end up in
                   the top ten till she just can't hit those high notes
                   anymore and her head explodes.
                   The Showman -- kelley@newyorkoffice.com

                 * 18. The strange smell coming from your basement.
                   The Showman -- kelley@newyorkoffice.com

                 * 19. Your scary, inbred, white-trash relatives.
                   The Showman -- kelley@newyorkoffice.com

                 * 20. No matter how good you get, you'll never be quite
                   good enough.
                   The Showman -- kelley@newyorkoffice.com

                 * 21. It is impossible to truly "work to your potential".
                   The Showman -- kelley@newyorkoffice.com

                 * 22. #4- Amen to that....
                   The Showman -- kelley@newyorkoffice.com

                 * 23. Food flying through the air towards the end of lunch
                   period.
                   A. Truant --

                 * 24. Misspellings of your family name.
                   Smelymousse --

                 * 25. top-n is gone good.
                   Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                 * 26. the fact that you will probably die a virgin.
                   Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                 * 27. carpal-tunnel syndrome.
                   Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                 * 28. butt hair. I mean, who are you gonna find willing
                   enough to shave it off?
                   Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                 * 29. projectile vomiting
                   Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

              Started by: Smelymouse ()
              Started on: Sun Oct 25 11:28:48 1998