indications you need professional help * 1. spend your days and lonely nights in front of a computer calling yourself chaos angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com * 2. card carrying member of the naacp angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com * 3. trapped on a tiny island in the northern atlantic yearning for a real man named angrywhitemale. angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com * 4. have more than one alias (i.e. reedman, dragonlord, aunt spelling bee angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com * 5. wishing your were like your brother: angrywhitemale angrywhitemale -- white,rich and better than you.com * 6. You live in Ohio Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com * 7. You are so prejudiced, the KKK revokes your membership. Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com * 8. u kant spel end doughnt kare. Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com * 9. You actually think that monarchy is better that representative republic. Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com * 10. You just can't write "color" without a "u" Shazam! -- sittin'@the.funny.farm.com * 11. You're a therapist specializing in "recovered" memories. Janet Nero II -- * 12. You are performing an autopsy on yourself with tableware. Janet Nero II -- * 13. Your therapist regressed you into believing you're a chicken, and you need the eggs. Janet Nero II -- * 14. You were refused a broom endorsement on your driver's license. Janet Nero II -- * 15. Your therapist is booking reservations on a comet, and you are afraid of heights. Janet Nero II -- * 16. #8 "Dont", dear. Aunt Spelling Bea -- look@your.dictionary * 17. #3: Yes, I suppose Iceland is pretty dull at this time of year... Jinxster -- * 18. #9: If that was aimed at me, rethink your line of attack. I've been after a republic for years. Jinxster -- * 19. You can't spell "grey" without the letter "a". Jinxster -- * 20. The urge to carry a crucifix or consult a Bible. Jinxster -- * 21. The urge to proofread other people's Top-X entries. Jinxster -- * 22. Dislike of Fleetwood Mac. Jinxster -- * 23. Not using capital letters. Jinxster -- * 24. #20 You -- * 25. Your body temperature matches the environment, and you prefer sitting in the sun on a rock. -- * 26. You consult chicken entrails when deciding what to wear to the bathroom. Dirty Dan -- * 27. Your body temperature matches the environment, and you prefer sitting in the sun on a rock. Dirty Dan -- * 28. You start a list titled "Top-X Cures for Homosexuality" Puce Bruce -- pucebruce@spruce.goose.teehee.com * 29. #20 Here we go again...not to turn this into a religious board, but do you mean to tell me you don't have ANY religious symbols/amulets/talismans? Aren't those kinds of things essential to magick, if I remember correctly? Heather Angel -- This is in no way a defense of Christianity...I hate all religions. * 30. #1 You spend your days and lonely nights in front of a computer calling yourself angrywhitemale. Heather Angel -- better than the white rich people.com * 31. You spend your lonely days and nights listening thinking about what life would be like if you were Trent Reznor. Heather Angel -- better than the white rich people.com * 32. #29: I've got a pentagram. That's about it for religious symbols. Everything else is a working tool. As for consulting the Word of God... I have these things called intuition and a conscience, I don't need to. Jinxster -- * 33. #32 I have a response to that. See "slogans of the 90's." Heather Angel -- i'm not giving up on this yet, Jinxster. * 34. All of your farkels are one color, and they are getting lost. SmElymouse -- * 35. #18: It's nice to know you're not *completely* ignorant. Shazam! -- h@'s.off.2.u * 36. The word "Farkel" appears in your every entry. Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster/androgyne.htm * 37. #36 You try to take the "androgyne" test, then find that page 2 is missing at Tripod. SmelYmousE -- * 38. #37: All sorted now. It works just fine. Promise! It was just the HTML pixies playing a little joke. Jinxster -- Bird or bloke? Find the answer at http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster/androgyne.htm * 39. And if you believe that, you probably belong on this list... Jinxster -- Bird or bloke? Find the answer at http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster/androgyne.htm * 40. YOur hot water heater is broken. Hey, that's really not the kind of thing you want an amateur poking around in. Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes in those tests, anyway? * 41. You've just been in a freak accident resulting in your being impaled on your own left foot. Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes in those tests, anyway? * 42. When you turn on your computer, all you see is a little sad face and then a question mark superimposed on the image of a blank hard disk. Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes in those tests, anyway? * 43. Amateur seaweed gives you the runs (oops, that's indications you need professional kelp) Dingo "nearly feminine but not quite" Floyd -- who believes in those tests, anyway? Started by: angrywhitmale (richer,whiter,andbetterthanyou.com) Started on: Tue Sep 22 13:37:46 1998