Surprise Endings to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

               * 1. Main course at the Restaurant is Farkels seasoned with
                 Vegemite.
                 Smelymouse --

               * 2. Titanic XIV is the in-flight movie.
                 Smelymouse --

               * 3. Keiko finally reunited with family.
                 Smelymouse --

               * 4. Wedding ceremony of Bill and Monica.
                 Smelymouse --

               * 5. He's gonna make it after all.
                 DoctorNurse in Tampa --
                 minneapolis.or.bust@soleil.acomp.usf.edu

               * 6. The answer to life, the universe and everything is
                 really... 44.
                 Zaphod --

               * 7. Ford Prefect is really Doctor Who.
                 Lord Kalhoun XLII --

               * 8. Arthur Dent gets a haircut.
                 Lord Kalhoun XLII --

               * 9. THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!!!
                 Me --

               * 10. Trillian whips out a strap-on and leaves Heather Angel
                 happily sore!
                 The Binkster -- fire@will.com

               * 11. They have a gigantic orgy...
                 Amanda -- I'm back, so there!!!!!

               * 12. "...Arthur Dent awoke, still in his bed in his house,
                 It had all been just a terrible dream."
                 MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

               * 13. It is revealed that Douglas Addams was just
                 Slartibartfast's acid trip
                 MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

               * 14. They actually get their own car and stop hitching
                 MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

            Started by: Smelymouse ()
            Started on: Wed Oct 7 11:32:29 1998