questions we'ed like to ask

              * 1. Can I grow in your garden? Oops, that's a question weeds
                like to ask.
                ChAoS --

              * 2. Where's the bathroom?
                Tec42 -- lost@c

              * 3. Who can turn the world on with her smile?
                DoctorNurse in Tampa --
                soleil.acomp.usf.edu/~cnurse/mary.htm

              * 4. Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem
                worthwhile?
                DoctorNurse in Tampa --
                soleil.acomp.usf.edu/~cnurse/mary.htm

              * 5. Why aren't taxes tax-deductible?
                The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com

              * 6. Who coined the term "coined the term"?
                The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com

              * 7. What do you use to wash a bar of soap?
                The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com

              * 8. If inlaws are outlawed, will only outlaws be inlaws?
                The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com

              * 9. Why is "Blue Nun" *white* wine?
                The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com

              * 10. If the Pillsbury Doughboy eats a cookie, is it
                cannibalism?
                The Showman -- bored@s.hell.com

              * 11. On a related note, does the Pillsbury Doughboy have
                doughnuts?
                Tec42 -- lost@c

              * 12. How come no one's said "Jefferson" yet?
                ReedMan -- Soewhere IN qporlad o Roegon

              * 13. What's in SPAM?
                ReedMan -- Soewhere IN qporlad o Roegon

              * 14. Who put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong?
                ReedMan -- Soewhere IN qporlad o Roegon

              * 15. Allo 'allo allo! What's all this then?
                Tec42 -- alwayswantedtosaythat@c

              * 16. Are we there yet?
                Tec42 -- alwayswantedtosaythat@c

              * 17. Why's everybody always picking on me?
                Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home

              * 18. Why don't people like the heroin addict look?
                Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home

              * 19. Where can I get a cheap fix?
                Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home

              * 20. How come nobody likes me?
                Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home

              * 21. What's so hard to believe about me being just high on
                life?
                Jean Marie Moffatt -- jean@st-martys.rest.home

              * 22. Dragonlady is sex, Jean Marie Moffatt is drugs, who is
                rock and roll.
                ChAoS --

              * 23. #22: Me.
                Dingo "Elvis Who?" Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com

              * 24. If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a
                day and a half, how long will it take for a peg legged
                monkey to kick all the seeds out of a watermelon?
                Bozo the Clown -- bozodclown@ring.ling.bros.com

              * 25. If Bobby has 15 moving targets in a confined fire line,
                and only 24 rounds to fire from his .30-.06, define the
                best firing pattern to eliminate only the females if the 15
                targets are comprised of 28.9% men?
                Bozo the Clown -- bozodclown@ring.ling.bros.com

              * 26. If there really were an emergency, would you really
                play the stupid beeping noise or just tell us?
                Bozo the Clown -- bozodclown@ring.ling.bros.com

              * 27. Why did kamakazi pilots wear helmets?
                knob -- scratchin'@my.poor.old.head

              * 28. #18: Actually, I have a friend who has a fetish for
                guys who look like heroin addicts.
                TiGar --

              * 29. Who the hell is Jean Marie Moffatt?
                ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Oregon

              * 30. how do they cram all that graham?
                the FALCON --

              * 31. #5(which, by the way, is pretty funny). why isn't texas
                tax-deductable either?
                the FALCON --

              * 32. #13. spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
                eggs, bacon, baked beans, and spam
                the FALCON --

              * 33. #31 What about Tec's Ass? Is that deductable?
                ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portladn, Roegon

              * 34. #33: Sorry, no one is allowed to make claims on my ass,
                as a deduction, or anything else for that matter.
                Tec42 -- lost@c

              * 35. Why do I start seeing big pretty spots after I've been
                inhaling smoke for too long?
                FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck

              * 36. When are the aliens gona come & colonise with us?
                FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck

              * 37. #21--We believe you sis, it's just that we also think
                you're high on a lot of other things too.
                FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck

              * 38. Why do my cousins call me 'Billy Gump' all the time?
                That's not very nice.
                FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck

              * 39. Why does my mother still fix my hair? I'm 33 years old
                for gods sake!
                FireMan Bill Jr. -- billybob@the.big.red.truck

              * 40. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving
                each other crazy?
                DoctorNurse in Tampa -- cnurse@soleil.acomp.usf.edu

           Started by: Krista (krista@is.cool)
           Started on: Tue Apr 14 21:25:38 1998