Lies that Top-Xers tell to themselves and others.

            * 1. Who else on this site they're sleeping with
              - -- -

            * 2. That they're only temporarily living in their parents
              basement.
              - -- -

            * 3. What that awful itching and burning was really caused by.
              - -- -

            * 4. That they're not really all just sub-algorithms in a
              Brazilian military AI.
              - -- -

            * 5. That hanging out on Top-X counts can count as "playing well
              with others" for their therapy.
              - -- -

            * 6. "Incest really is best!"
              - -- -

            * 7. Which one is the Dingo and which one is the Floyd.
              - -- -

            * 8. They can impress chicks with witty lines picked up here
              - -- -

            * 9. That someone here actually remembers what the in-jokes
              refer to.
              - -- -

            * 10. That volume is down just because it's the summer season.
              - -- -

            * 11. That any day now the acting career with take off and they
              can stop working at the TGIFridays.
              - -- -

            * 12. That the technical staff at work isn't really reading all
              their email and passing it along to others for cheap
              amusement.
              - -- -

            * 13. I'm good enough
              Stuart Smalley -- rerun@snl

            * 14. I'm smart enough
              Stuart Smalley -- rerun@snl

            * 15. Doggone it, people really do like me
              Stuart Smalley -- rerun@snl

            * 16. when people target you for bizzarre-ass comments and
              lists, you should take it as a compliment.
              Dingo Floyd -- I'm Dingo, he's Floyd

            * 17. "I am NOT a whore!" -me
              just another top-x slut --

            * 18. #17- I have to tell myself that all the time.
              Catwoman -- mmmmmmmrow!

            * 19. Whoever wrote 1-12 is not a coward.
              Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron

            * 20. Whoever wrote 1-12 is witty and intelligent
              Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron

            * 21. Whoever wrote 1-12 was not dropped on their head as an
              infant, only 8 short years ago.
              Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron

            * 22. Whoever wrote 1-12 is not a MORON.
              Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron

            * 23. Whoever wrote 1-12 does not find smalll furry animals
              sexually attractive.
              Dr. Gonads MD PhD STD -- You are the Ubermoron

            * 24. "You know, even though I don't get any real compliments or
              anything, I'm pretty sure I'm funny, right?"
              l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com

            * 25. "The two or three hours I spend posting here a day would
              really be wasted on exercise or some other pointless thing"
              l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com

            * 26. "I'm not doing this just to feel that I can interact with
              actual humans without them kicking me down the stairs."
              l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com

            * 27. "This l0de guy is really not annoying at all, I really
              enjoy his fractured take on modern life"
              l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com

            * 28. "Posting under the influence of narcotic substances? Me?"
              l0de -- Pheeming@Frothing.com

            * 29. "I dont have senile dementia, really I dont"
              ReedMan -- Somewhere inRoegon

            * 30. GENERIC WITTY ENTRY
              GENERIC TOP-X USER --

            * 31. I eat Vegemite.
              Mel Gibson --

            * 32. I AM NOT INSANE!!!!!!
              Alacorn --

            * 33. stop lying to yourself and visit
              http://members.tripod.com/~livelongandprosper/index.htm
              visit and learn --

            * 34. I AM NOT GAY!!!!
              Timm --

         Started by: I ain't telling ..... (Dodge@the.law)
         Started on: Thu Jul 30 17:09:38 1998