Ways to make the evening news more interesting

                * 1. Have Dan Rather start off by saying "Good evening, I'm
                  not wearing any pants. And now the news"
                  Reedman -- Somewhere in Porgeon

                * 2. Have Mr Skull, the violent bald guy, run around
                  attacking reporters from time to time.
                  Tec42 -- lost@c

                * 3. Shoot everything live in south side LA. (no pun
                  intended)
                  Tec42 -- lost@c

                * 4. Tom Brokaw is forced to wear a clown suit.
                  Tec42 -- lost@c

                * 5. Location reports by stupid pop stars. Mariah Carey
                  reporting on the Sudan famine, for example. "Gee, are you
                  guys supermodels?"
                  Dangerman --

                * 6. Or Taylor Hanson on the riots in France. "Hey, I love
                  football! Can I be quarterback?"
                  Dangerman --

                * 7. Topless reporters.
                  DragonLady -- @dragon.dominatrix.com

                * 8. #7: I second that.
                  Dingo Floyd -- docbrown@geocities.com

                * 9. Hook the reporters up to a lie detector
                  MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                * 10. Two words - Group Sex
                  MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                * 11. Take away the tele-prompter
                  MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                * 12. Have Eric Cartman do the weather
                  MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

                * 13. Show it in the morning
                  MageOrion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

             Started by: ReedMan (SOmewhere in Oregon)
             Started on: Fri Jun 19 00:09:48 1998