Old Global Pasttimes

                 * 1. Not posting to Top-X.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 2. Ping-Pong.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 3. Sex.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 4. Dwarf-Tossing.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 5. Cookie-Tossing.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 6. Sacrificing virgins to appease the gods of fertility.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 7. Feudalism.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 8. The Twist.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 9. The Peppermint Twist.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 10. The Limbo.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 11. Cutting down rainforests for cattle pastures.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 12. Flagpole-sitting.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 13. Bra-burning.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 14. Disco.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 15. Rotating around the sun.
                   Dingo Floyd -- on a roll

                 * 16. Exchanging old Army Spam and Vegemite recipes.
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 17. Hamster bashing
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 18. Message in the bottle
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 19. Graffiti on National monuments
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 20. Chasing and snapping celebrities
                   Smelymouse --

                 * 21. Plate tectonics.
                   ChAoS -- Finger snapping turtle.

                 * 22. World domination.
                   ChAoS -- Finger snapping turtle.

                 * 23. #20. I saw a snapping celebrity once, It was basking
                   by the shore of a pond.
                   ChAoS -- Finger snapping turtle.

                 * 24. Cat Punting
                   Drewboy --

                 * 25. Kicking the English kid's arse
                   Drewboy --

                 * 26. Hanging out at the red light district.
                   Drewboy --

                 * 27. Proving the liberals wrong
                   Drewboy --

                 * 28. quoting from the Simpsons (re #3: we have a wee-ner)
                   Orion -- it's alive, ALIVE

                 * 29. posting to top-n
                   Orion -- it's alive, ALIVE

                 * 30. being surreal
                   Orion -- it's alive, ALIVE

                 * 31. jefferson (I can't belive no-one's said this yet)
                   Orion -- it's alive, ALIVE

                 * 32. making in-jokes
                   Orion -- it's alive, ALIVE

              Started by: Dingo Floyd (just an opportunist)
              Started on: Wed Nov 18 16:48:07 1998