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1. "I'll get you my pretty, and your little penis, too!" - The Wizard of Oz
Dingo Floyd -- isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
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2. "Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the penis." - Star Wars
Dingo Floyd -- isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
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3. "Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your penis, then who needs her, right?" - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Dingo Floyd -- hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
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4. "It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Penis." - Heathers
Dingo Floyd -- hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
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5. "She's gone. She gave me a penis. I gave her my heart, she gave me a penis." - Say Anything
Dingo Floyd -- hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
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6. "He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting penis." Saving Private Ryan
Dingo Floyd -- you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
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7. "24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no penis is too big." - Ghostbusters
Dingo Floyd -- you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
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8. "Penises? Where we're going we don't need penises." - Back To The Future
Dingo Floyd -- you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
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9. "Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another penis hunt?" - Aliens
Dingo Floyd -- from the tinest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
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10. "What happened to your penis, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?" - Chinatown
Dingo Floyd -- from the tinest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
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11. "Good gracious! Who left the penis running?" - Sleeping Beauty
Dingo Floyd -- from the tinest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
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12. "I won't resort to threats, Mr. Harley. I merely tell you the future of your penis is at stake." - The Day The Earth Stood Still
Dingo Floyd -- from the tinest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
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13. "There may be tyrants and penises, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always." - Gandhi
Dingo Floyd -- from the tinest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
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14. "We are all interested in the Penis, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives...remember, penis events like these will affect us all in the penis." Plan 9 from outer space.
Alnitak --
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15. "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying to use the penis!!!" Pee Wee's big adventure
Alnitak --
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16. "Luke, I am your Penis" SW
Alnitak --
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17. "Captain! There be Penises here!" ST IV
Alnitak --
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18. "Is it an African Penis or a European Penis?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Alnitak --
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19. "What do you want?!? I want the Penis!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PENIS!!!"
Alnitak --
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20. "Sleep well, and dream of large penises" Princess Bride
Alnitak --
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21. "Get your penis off me, you damn dirty ape!"
Alnitak --
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22. "They call me MISTER PENIS!" Lion King
Alnitak --
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23. "The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain penis." - Titanic
Dingo Floyd -- dick knows
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24. "Well, I mean that for nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost penis. It's not something to be taken lightly." - Raiders of the Lost Ark
Dingo Floyd -- dick knows
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25. "But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated penises on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing." - Real Genius
Dingo Floyd -- dick knows
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26. "Do you know what I am doing, Miss Kenton? I am placing my penis elsewhere while you chatter away." - The Remains of the Day
Dingo Floyd -- dick knows
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27. "If you're going to bury the penis make sure it stays buried." - I Know What You Did Last Summer
Dingo Floyd -- dick knows
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28. If you Penis, they will come - field of dreams
Manc --
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29. I thought this was penis -edward scissorhands
Manc --
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30. I don't make penis' I just train 'em -Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Manc --
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31. What type of Penis? Expensive! -Sneakers
Manc --
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32. "Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?" "Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of penises." - Good Will Hunting
Dingo Floyd -- Who would win in a fight, Tricky Dick or Slick Willie?
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33. "Remember: Always let your penis be your guide." - Pinocchio
Dingo Floyd -- Who would win in a fight, Tricky Dick or Slick Willie?
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34. "SHOW ME THE PENIS!!!" - Jerry Maguire
Dingo Floyd -- Who would win in a fight, Tricky Dick or Slick Willie?
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35. "You know, sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the penis that's gonna kill Billy the Kid." - Young Guns
Dingo Floyd -- Who would win in a fight, Tricky Dick or Slick Willie?
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36. "O.K., we'll go get some fucking penises and then get laid." - Fargo
Dingo Floyd -- Who would win in a fight, Tricky Dick or Slick Willie?
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37. "Of all the penises in all the cities in all the world, and she has to walk into mine" Casapenis
Alnitak --
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38. "My god, it's full of penises" 2001
Alnitak --
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39. "Life is like a box of penises" Forest Gump
Alnitak --
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40. "Bring out the penis!" Pulp Fiction
Alnitak --
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41. "Why do I have to be Mr. Penis? I dont wanna be Mr. Penis" Resevoir Dogs
Alnitak --
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42. "get off my penis" Air Forcr One
angrywhitemale -- triumphant.return
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43. "to go where no penis has gone before" Star Trek
angrywhitemale -- triumphant.return
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44. "just give me the fuckin' penis!" Goodfellas
angrywhitemale -- triumphant.return
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45. "that's no moon, that's a penis" Star Wars
angrywhitemale -- triumphant.return
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46. "you love him, dont you?" "of course i do, he's my penis." Return of the Jedi
angrywhitemale -- triumphant.return
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47. "what we have hear is, failure to communicate. some penises you just can't reach" Cool Hand Luke
angrywhitemale --
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48. "there's a penis growing in the White House" Nixon
angrywhitemale --
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49. "this is my penis, there are many like it but this one is mine, my penis is my life without it, i am nothing, without me, my penis in nothing." Full Metal Jacket
angrywhitemale --
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50. "go ahead, make my penis" Dirty Harry
angrywhitemale --
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51. "penis! right ahead" titanic
angrywhitemale --
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52. "penises? we don't need no stinkin' penises!" Blazing Saddles
angrywhitemale --
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53. Your penis, or mine?? --The Apartment
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54. I've never met a penis I didn't like.
Monica --
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55. They may take our lives, but they can never take, our penis!
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