Sage Advice

              * 1. Always place the lid on the blender *prior* to turning
                the power switch to "on".
                MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.

              * 2. Never piss Eric the Bruiser off.
                MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.

              * 3. Or his dog.
                MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.

              * 4. Avoid dancing nude on your roof on a clear midsummer's
                night in February.
                MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.

              * 5. Do not collect $100, do not pass Go.
                MsDraconia -- Sittin' in la la.

              * 6. Use it in the lyrics for a song.. Along with parsley,
                rosemary and thyme.
                Tom and Jerry --

              * 7. Do not peepee on my smock
                Pablo Picasso -- PP

              * 8. #4. Southern hemisphere?
                ChAoS the link trader --

              * 9. #2. It is far better to piss off than piss on.
                ChAoS the link trader --

              * 10. Sage Advice. What is the question and answer column in
                dragon magazine. I'll take geekyness for 10,000 Alex.
                ChAoS the link trader --

              * 11. Grow where there is ample sunlight and moisture.
                Namdeer -- Somewhere in Portlnad, ROeogn

              * 12. Use Rosemary in moderation.
                Smély --

              * 13. You just can't get too much red pepper.
                Smély --

              * 14. Ginger will warm you up, too.
                Smély --

              * 15. California likes Oregano too much.
                Smély --

              * 16. Hedges are the green lefy things and dogs are furry
                with four legs. So if the hedge is pouring red sap, you
                obviously are clipping the wrong one.
                Sailor Earth --

              * 17. Oasis CDs are for throwing at on-coming cars.
                Sailor Earth --

              * 18. Never masterbate in the childeren's section of the town
                librery no matter how cute looking Carmen Santiago looks on
                that poster.
                Sailor Earth --

              * 19. When using a toilet, remember it's: lift, pea, flush,
                put down seat.
                Sailor Earth --

              * 20. No matter how much driving at night scares you, don't
                let Ray Charles drive you home.
                Sailor Earth --

              * 21. #14. Where is this Ginger lady, I'm cold.
                ChAoS -- Lost@sea

              * 22. If at first you don't succeed, you're running about
                average
                The Skanking Pickle -- please, no references to spanking or
                shanking ok?

              * 23. Spandex is a privilege, not a right
                The Skanking Pickle -- please, no references to spanking or
                shanking ok?

              * 24. While you're at it--don't collect $200 while not
                passing go as well.
                John Alt-130 -- Jibbidy jibbidy, a rat a tat tat

              * 25. To George Lucas: Making movies in order isn't so bad.
                John Alt-130 -- Jibbidy jibbidy, a rat a tat tat

              * 26. You can never get enough sage (sorry - that's sage
                VICE)
                Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)

              * 27. Never get him wet, never expose him to sunlight and
                whatever you do; NEVER feed him after Midnight
                Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)

              * 28. If it has more than 2 legs, kill it. (Star Trooping,
                across the Universe)
                Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)

              * 29. He's Dead Jim.
                Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)

              * 30. Never let your self be blind-sided by a wet sock.
                Sage Orion -- o.a.wise.guy@nyak.nyak.nyak.com(edy)

              * 31. Lamb is better with mint jelly.
                --

              * 32. #19: Does that apply to women as well? Wouldn't they
                fall in? Furthermore, isn't it unsanitary to be eating
                vegetables, peas or otherwise, while on the toilet?
                Dingo Floyd -- so many questions, so little time

              * 33. Never stand too close to a man wearing the severed head
                of a German shepherd on a necklace.
                SychoSyd -- I don't care what anybody says, Barney is *too*
                Richard Simmons in a dinosaur costume

              * 34. Okay, first the boxers, THEN the pants.
                SychoSyd -- I don't care what anybody says, Barney is *too*
                Richard Simmons in a dinosaur costume

              * 35. It's probably a bad idea to trust a doctor who offers
                you repainted M&Ms as antibiotics.
                SychoSyd -- I don't care what anybody says, Barney is *too*
                Richard Simmons in a dinosaur costume

              * 36. You better watcha you anise, seed.
                Uncle Luigi --

           Started by: MsDraconia (freakazoid@POPaccount.com)
           Started on: Sat Nov 21 17:50:38 1998