Ways to spark up Top X activity. Again. * 1. A loyalty card scheme for regular posters. Every time you post an entry, you get another point on your card. Exchange points for a selection of assorted shit in some catalogue. Dangerman -- * 2. Take tips from Springer, Vanessa and the others; bring in actors to pose as regular posters. Dangerman -- * 3. Compulsory genital poundings with the Nad-o-matic Hammer-O-Doom. Not sure how this'll work, but it's a shame to let this new hammer go to waste. Dangerman -- * 4. #1. Dung of the world catalog, Dm wasn't joking when he said assorted shit. ChAoS -- Always sure to shock. * 5. The old penis in the light socket routine. ChAoS -- Always sure to shock. * 6. oops, I meant penny. ChAoS -- Always sure to shock. * 7. #6: Oh. Shame. Dangerman -- * 8. Trade hard to find recipes and organic chemistry processes. Smelyxxx -- * 9. Exchange well researched history papers on Portlland, Roegon early Basset Hound residents. Smelyxxx -- * 10. Collect tips and advice on sex and age determination via internet. Smelyxxx -- * 11. Post winning lottery numbers in advance of drawings. Smelyxxx -- * 12. Rename it Top XXX and watch the irregulars flock in. Smelyxxx -- * 13. Convince all those fools out there that Top-X is more interesting and fun than work/school/sex etc. Get some of the regulars back. ReedMan -- * 14. Get rid of all these dumb "armadillo flats" lists. ReedMan -- * 15. Turn Top-X into the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your unique humor and wit will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. ReedMan -- * 16. Virtual wine and cheese progressive party. (thundersott 2/20 and velveeta slices)(paper cups)(bring your own toothpick and napkin) Smelyo -- * 17. Green stamps for posts. Double green stamps if ANYbody laughs. Smelyo -- * 18. Set up to post GIFs? Smelyo -- * 19. Give up and leave. Face it, people, Top-X is dead in the water. I've had more fun on the Pagan-Awakenings mailing list at e-groups for the last two months than I've ever had on Top-X. Jinxster -- * 20. DM, you and I are wasted here (among other places ;) ). Come to e-groups and join me... Jinxster -- * 21. Discuss Jinxster's neo-rationalist powdered milk redistribution scheme for oppressed vegetarian ex- mud wrestlers working their way through college parking lot attendant school for the blind by panhandling.. Smely -- smely@mine.all.mine.com * 22. Blatant untempered ad hominem attacks without foundation even in the tabloids or afternoon Tellyvision. Smely -- smely@mine.all.mine.com * 23. #14 - And perhaps shoot whoever keeps mentionaing Armadillo Flats. Primis -- Folks, this conversation can only end in a gunshot... * 24. Make Top-X moderated, thus cutting all the crap that passes for postings these days. Primis -- Folks, this conversation can only end in a gunshot... * 25. Sigh. I think I am forced to agree with Jinx. All the great talent left when Top-N went down the tubes. Oy, what I wouldn't give for some of Mike's heavy handed moderation. ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N * 26. O Eternal, with thy enormous ego, where hast thou gone? Steve bit the dust years ago. ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N * 27. Hell, even the black sheep Angrywhitemale and Drewboy have left. ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N * 28. I came to Top-N for humor. I come to Top-X out of habit. Humor is becoming less and less. ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N * 29. Jinx, what's the address for this e-groups thingy? Say...I think I hear Jim Morrison singing "This is the End"... ReedMan -- Pining for the Fjords of Top-N * 30. #28 Just where is there more pointless, low-stress creative relaxation annoying total strangers who masochistically come back for more?? (Don't tell me you haven't done this). Smely -- * 31. 19, 25----Delete all posts even slightly critical of the all-knowing benevolent management. Smely -- * 32. Opening screen has a kids get lost message, with informed consent before entering. Smely -- * 33. "Members Only" with 30 day free trial. Smely -- * 34. Web links to weekly new spy photos of Jinxster interning at #10 Downing Street. Smely -- * 35. More of Aunt Bea's low calorie guacamole recipes. Guacasmelé -- Started by: Dangerman (eternal@optimist.com) Started on: Mon Feb 22 14:30:18 1999