Surreal Compliments * 1. Your skin takes on the sheen and peel of a spoiling orange. MsDraconia -- Your Special K. * 2. Your voice is like that of a mighty gushing stream--Drowning out all the surrounding sounds. MsDraconia -- Your Special K. * 3. How I lust for your dire consequences! MsDraconia -- Your Special K. * 4. Your eyes sparkle and shine like the rainbows on an oil slick. MsDraconia -- Your Special K. * 5. The incestuous sheets of passion are tormenting you to an extent which does not become you negatively. John Alt-130 -- Jibbidy jibbidy * 6. Oh! How wasp-like is your tongue, so fleeting, so sharp! MsDraconia -- I'm feeling better now. * 7. Your masculinity is comparable to the slapping of beavers' tails at midnight. MsDraconia -- I'm feeling better now. * 8. May your nasal passages never be invaded by hostile spiders. MsDraconia -- I'm feeling better now. * 9. Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell. The Skanking Pickle -- * 10. sound barricades itself into rolls of peanut butter when you speak. The Skanking Pickle -- * 11. Your locust-cake feed supplements are always so tasty high potency. Smelyé -- * 12. I'm naming my truffle-sniffing white rhinocerous after you. Smelyé -- * 13. My! So Brave! So many harpoon scars! Smelyé -- * 14. Your daughters seem to be really popular with our Armadillos. Smelyé -- * 15. My saber-tooth tiger seems to like your Chihuahua. Smelyé -- * 16. Baby, looking into your eyes is like putting extra fabric softener in the wash. Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor * 17. Baby, you smell so good I want to make a couple balloon animals. Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor * 18. Baby, the way you walk is illegal in Luxembourg. Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor * 19. Baby, I'd give up paper clips for you. Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor * 20. Nice elbows! Dingo Floyd -- Love Doctor * 21. Oh, your nose is just so...there. ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Roegon * 22. When I think of your eyebrows, I eat spaghetti. ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Roegon * 23. The twinkle in your eye brings to mind the explosion caused by a failed antimatter containment feild ReedMan -- Somewhere in Portland, Roegon * 24. #23. I think your post to surreal compliments got merged with your "the way Star trek voyager will end" post. ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. -- * 25. Your nose reminds me of a walrus in june. ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. -- * 26. You never looked better than when your whole body did a quantum line-dance. ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. -- * 27. You make ameobas want to reproduce sexually. ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. -- * 28. fish, 34, cheese, and you. All beauty in its different and unexpected forms. ChAoS the blue thunder of keene state college. -- * 29. Your hair forms an intricate spiders web of intrigueing possibilities. ChAoS -- * 30. The hypnotic tidal pull of your personality both attraces and repels me like a loadstone at midnight. ChAoS -- * 31. You have both the grace and fearsomeness of the dragon, a beuty that never should be crossed. ChAoS -- * 32. You have all the warmth of a robot who has just discoved emotions, yet was lost in the cold. ChAoS -- * 33. Your electric lips can charge the lightbulb of my desire, from here we'll charge the city with both hope and dispair, the duality of all that is, was, and will be. ChAoS -- * 34. I see the top-x within you, the blue, the white. I see it and oddly I am not repelled. ChAoS -- * 35. Your eyes flash with psychodelic dreams of illuminated ice castles adrift in jello. ChAoS -- * 36. The smell of your breath overwhelms me like mustard gas but I do not hide behind a mask for you are an joy I wish to fully experience. ChAoS -- * 37. Your whole body makes visual music. ChAoS -- * 38. Your subtly form makes me long for something similar in my next incarnation. ChAoS -- * 39. 65.4 ChAoS -- * 40. blue ChAoS -- * 41. Your crimson demeanor spins a dweomer of hope in the depressing miasma that is my life. ChAoS -- * 42. With the grace of a salmon you rprevail against all odds but beware the hook, for that shall be your downfall. ChAoS -- * 43. I looked at the fortune cookie and saw you in my future. ChAoS -- * 44. I want to be one with you, like siamese cats joined at the hip. ChAoS -- * 45. Lets share psychosis's and live in the bliss of unified insanity. ChAoS -- * 46. the worms in your skull appeal to the tall blue man. ChAoS -- * 47. I see all of france clenched within your bosom, the possibilities are endless yet time is limited. ChAoS -- * 48. Let the cyclone of desire peak here and now with the typhoon of unified passion. ChAoS -- * 49. Your love is explosive like the moltov cocktail of the soul, yet my supine grace repels you. ChAoS -- * 50. The grove of pines in your hair calls to me, I must wander through it. ChAoS -- * 51. You are like a machine that no longer serves but is instead free to pursue your goal of rusting in peace. ChAoS -- * 52. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie it's a moray. ChAoS -- * 53. I want to be your satellite. ChAoS -- * 54. Raven haired girl, you are the golden morning radience that lights my life far more briliantly than the sun does. When the last ember die all hope is lost for my soul is an empty cup that begs for you to fill it. I shed a tear for each day without you and beg for your return, but you will not, for I fell in love with a girl who had another and have doomed my own soul to this mortal sadness. I wanted to be the knight to champion your cause, a man who is both servant and lord yet neither. I gave you all I could offer, all you could accept, yet I could not win you. Your beauty outshines the sun and your innocence outweighs that which life has stolen from me. ChAoS -- * 55. You are both sun and moon. ChAoS -- * 56. I see ligtning in your toes. ChAoS -- * 57. Mice worship you. ChAoS -- * 58. The bullfrog of his veins is lodged in the throat of his greatest desire. This should please you. ChAoS -- * 59. You are both leopard and leprachaun, use the best qualities of both. ChAoS -- * 60. You are like a good plague, rare and welcome. ChAoS -- * 61. If I was a soldier your trench would keep me safe from enemy shelling. ChAoS -- * 62. Poison ivy wilts from your touch. ChAoS -- * 63. You have the combined grace of a cat glued to an elf. ChAoS -- * 64. ChAoS ChAoS -- * 65. Time is turbulant and fleeting in your presence, lets make the best of it. ChAoS -- * 66. #54. DAMN! use replaces instead of outweighs. ChAoS -- * 67. Your shell holds upon it's surface the intricate patterns that trace out the unseen pattern of the universe. ChAoS -- * 68. Love is in your left hand today, give it to me. ChAoS -- * 69. <==== this ChAoS -- * 70. ************************************************************ ChAoS -- * 71. Pelicans adore your pheremonic allure to females. ChAoS -- * 72. Your lips are radioactive for whenever yours and mine touch the I feel all the power of a nucler surge, squared. ChAoS -- * 73. I undress you with YOUR eyes, I caress you with my ear, I gently run your shins through your hair. ChAoS -- * 74. I knew love when first you saw your reflection. ChAoS -- * 75. When you enter the room, the easter eggs light up. Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 76. When I look at you, my left hand knows what my right is doing. Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 77. When I hear you voice, my brain starts playing naked twister with my stomach. Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 78. When I smell you skin, I'm reminded of water. Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 79. When I touch your body, I use my fingers. Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 80. When I think of you, I eat bran Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 81. Jefferson (why hasn't anyone said that to you yet?) Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 82. You make life beef! Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 83. Vegemite sticks to the roof of you car. Oorin Mega -- Surrality is my Middle Finger * 84. You remind me of a wet towel I was smothered with once as a child. SychoSyd -- Psst... Hey, pal, you wanna buy a potholder? * 85. Your voice is as beautiful as the sound of a vacuum cleaner trying to suck up a Mallard. SychoSyd -- Psst... Hey, pal, you wanna buy a potholder? * 86. Your hair possesses the luster of the freshest of mayonnaise. SychoSyd -- Psst... Hey, pal, you wanna buy a potholder? * 87. When I touch you, birds spontaneously combust. MsDraconia -- MY EYES!! Started by: MsDraconia (gjh_freaksclub@postmark.net) Started on: Thu Nov 19 18:22:08 1998