Words Fail Me When...

               * 1. Jinxster looks at me *that* way.
                 Smely --

               * 2. I can't find Vegemite in the stores.
                 Smely --

               * 3. That MGB door catches my fingertip.
                 Smely --

               * 4. #1: *looks at Smelymouse *that* way* ;)
                 Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster

               * 5. I see all the weird and wonderful things Jinxster has
                 done to her site.
                 Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster

               * 6. Especially Top-X's official social club, the all-new
                 Top-X Zone!
                 Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster

               * 7. Go there now and check it out!
                 Jinxster -- http://members.tripod.com/~Jinxster

               * 8. Jinxster's age doesn't change for ?3 years. Always a
                 freshman?
                 Smely --

               * 9. #8. Maybe she went from being a highschool freshman to a
                 college freshman, maybe she keeps being held back, maybe
                 she means that she's a fresh man.
                 ChAoS --

               * 10. Belt and suspenders fail together.
                 Smely --

               * 11. #8, #9: I've never been held back in my life. I am a 20
                 year old senior. I will be 21 in June 1999. My site says I
                 am 19 because I couldn't be arsed to change it. That is now
                 being rectified.
                 Jinxster --

               * 12. #11. Huh huh huh, she said rectify. (Sorry I was
                 channeling dangerman)
                 ChAoS -- Dan German?

               * 13. My tongues been cut out and fed to the cat.
                 ChAoS -- Don't you hate it when that happens.

               * 14. Rush Limbore starts talking.
                 Smely --

               * 15. Janet Nero explains herself.
                 Koresh kid --

               * 16. You put on those shiny tight black pants and that
                 see-through top!
                 DragonLady -- @dragon.dominatrix.com

               * 17. Our tongues are wrestling like crazed ferrets!
                 DragonLady -- @dragon.dominatrix.com

               * 18. #6: I'd come to your party, Jinxster, but my fleas are
                 all under 16!
                 Smeltmouse --

               * 19. #6 Will Vegemite be allowed there?
                 Smeltmouse --

               * 20. the penguins eat all the mayonnaise.
                 John Alt-130 -- Your Alt Alternative

               * 21. My computer goes a day without crashing and/or
                 exploding.
                 MsDraconia -- You don't want to know

               * 22. The printer prints.
                 MsDraconia -- You don't want to know

               * 23. The scanner scans.
                 MsDraconia -- You don't want to know

               * 24. Anything goes right.
                 MsDraconia -- You don't want to know

               * 25. I awake in the middle of the night to the sounds of
                 Barry Manilow
                 MsDraconia -- You don't want to know

               * 26. They give really hard exams, and I forget to study.
                 Shazam! --

               * 27. I buy them from the lowest bidder
                 Shazam! --

               * 28. I am speaking to someone who doesn't understand English

                 Shazam! --

               * 29. the math club sends me to abu dabi. Oh, wait, that's
                 "Nerds mail me when..."
                 Shazam! --

               * 30. ...I'm constipated. (oops, that's Turds Fail Me
                 When...)
                 Dingo Floyd -- After using the king's toilet, do you get a
                 royal flush?

               * 31. my pigeons don't act as I trained them (oops, thats
                 BIRDS fail me when)
                 Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

               * 32. My dictionary bites me on the leg
                 Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

               * 33. they slide of the page
                 Mage Orion -- orionrh@hotmail.com

            Started by: Smely ()
            Started on: Sat Nov 14 12:54:25 1998