How the World was Created ...

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said,

c:\>Let there be light!

Enter user id.
c:\>God

Enter password.
C:\>Omniscent
Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Omnipotent
Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

C:\>Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create light
Done

c:\>Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged of at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.

C:\>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create firmament
Done.

C:\>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

C:\>Let there waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
place and let dry land appear and
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

C:\>Create dry_land
Done.

C:\>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

C:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\>Create sun_moon_stars
Done

C:\>Run sun_moon_stars
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

C:\>Create fish
Done

C:\>Create fowl
Done

C:\Run fish, fowl
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

C:\>Create cattle
Done

C:\>Create creepy_things
Done

C:\>Now let us make man in our image
Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\>Create man
Done

C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air
and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
Too many command operands. Try again.

C:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 6 errors.

C:\>Insert breath
Done

C:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 5 errors.

C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
File Garden of Eden does not exist.

C:\>Create Garden.edn
Done

C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
Done

C:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 4 errors.

C:\>Copy woman from man
Done

C:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 2 errors.

C:\>Create desire
Done

C:\>Run multiplication
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:\>Create freewil
Done

C:\>Run freewil
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:\>Undo desire
Desire cannot be undone once freewil is created.

C:\>Destroy freewil
Freewil is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\>Help
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Freewill is an inaccesible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit in this run. 1 errors.

C:\>Create good, evil
Done

C:\>Activate evil
And God saw he had created shame.

Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in
Garden.edn.
1 errors.

C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
Search failed.

C:\>Delete shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

C:\>Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inacessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\>Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try again

C:\>Break
C:\>Break
C:\>Break

ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING
DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE
MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

C:\>Create new world

You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old
files
before new ones can be created.

C:\>Destroy earth
Destroy earth: Please confirm.

C:\>Destroy earth confirmed

COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICE WILL RESUME
Sunday, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

12:00:01 AM, Sunday, March 8 God created Macintosh

 

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