A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after
careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by
his sweethearts' sister, he went to a department store and bought a
pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got
the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note:
Dear Darling:
This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your birthday.
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons,
but, she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a
delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she
had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had
the sales girl try them on and she really looked smart. I wish I could
put them on you for the first time. No doubt other mens' hands will
come in contact with them before I have the chance to see you again.
When you take them off, blow into them before putting them away, as
they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep
them on when you clean them, or they might shrink. I hope you will
like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All My Love,
P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during this coming
year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.