Hey Hector,
This was forwarded to me by Cassandra--it looks legit. Please
distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings.
Thanks,
Laocoon
> WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
>
> IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT
> DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your
> ENTIRE CITY!
>
> The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories
> tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be
> abandoned. DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware
> that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of
> heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your
> town, and kill your women and children. If you have already received
> such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Take it back out of the city unopened
> and set fire to it by the beach.
>
> FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
>
> Poseidon